Saturday January ninth, Hiccup, Astrid and Valka head to Iowa to pick up Stoick from the hospital.
Valka smiles "I love the new Dodge Ram, son."
Hiccup smiles "thanks. I also had them add a feature to the backseat, the front seats get lift forward and the backseat slides down to make two bed roll for when you break down at night during a bad storm and help can't get to you or if you forget to grab the camping tent."
Astrid curious ask "how did they manage to fold the seats up?"
Hiccup laughs "would you believe I had to send them the specks of inside the truck and I just pull this pin to release the starring wheel handle."
Three hours later, they arrive at the hospital and walk in to the administration desk and ask to see the patient who was found on the side of the road in the forest.
They get escorted up to fourth floor to coma recovery section to a room to see a man watching TV.
Hiccup smiles recognize the man as his father.
The man notice a boy with a girl his age and a woman older than the two and says "hi I wasn't expecting visitors."
Valka sighs "you don't remember us."
The man ask "what are your names?"
Hiccup smiles "your Stoick Haddock and I'm your only son, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the third and this girl is my mom, your wife, Valka Haddock and this girl next to me is my wife, your daughter in law, Astrid Haddock."
The man thinks about them and begins having flashbacks of images of those people and says "Hiccup? Valka? Astrid? Wait Astrid as in Astrid Hofferson from four houses down who you would ask her parents what she wants for her birthdays, valentine's day, Christmas and for Easter, you would put an Easter basket on their door step for her?"
Astrid blushes "yes and your son was stalking me in a romantic way by being my guardian Angel."
Stoick looks at Valka and says "you still look beautiful as the day I left for a meeting with new investors on a plane. Son how did you marry Astrid when- how long have I been gone?"
Valka sighs "almost four years."
Stoick sighs "almost four years."
Hiccup nervous answers "me and Astrid chose each other as partners for a marriage assignment in school and had her parents and mom sign on our marriage licenses paperwork for permission for us to get married as minors.
Which was homework and your bestfriend Gobber took the homework to city Hall and got process. So we are legally married to each other."
Astrid curious ask "should we tell him about the egg?"
Stoick laughs "that's Gobber! So your married to each other, that's nice."
Hiccup curious ask "how would you feel about being a grandpa?"
Stoick gaped "you knocked her up?! Have you lost your mind son?! How can you afford to cover baby expenses with a hundred dollars racing junior league?"
Hiccup smiles "I'm Pro league and racing your car, street racing."
Stoick gaped "you race my car?!"
Astrid smiles "yep and I'm part of the pit crew."
Stoick sighs "when did you turn Pro?"
Hiccup sighs "after your plane disappeared, I had to go Pro in order to pay for the bills."
Astrid nervous comments "we did have to rebuild a new engine for your Dodge Charger R/T and renamed it Dodge Charger R/T Super GT after racing a Koenigsegg Agera RS."
After visiting Stoick, they get him released from the hospital and drive three hours back to Berk.
Valka smiles "everyone is going to be shocked that you returned."
Stoick curious ask "what happened since I been in a coma for almost three years?"
Hiccup sighs "Dad you have to remain hidden because Drago is after Mayor job to take over the world."
Stoick curious ask "Drago is trying to take over the world?"
Hiccup sighs "yes. I been stopping his plans while protecting Astrid and her parents."
Stoick curious ask "do you still have the Mustang from Gobber's shop?"
Hiccup sighs "I sold it to buy a Dodge Ram fifteen hundred Hemi and an SUV with four by four for mom after she was run off the road and it was destroyed in accident."
Stoick gaped "how did you find out?"
Hiccup sighs "the police trace it back to me because it was modified and the buyer was killed in impact."
Stoick curious ask "when did this all start?"
Astrid sighs "I would say probably August twenty-first of last year."
Stoick sighs "is Snotlout still giving you problems?"
Hiccup grins "I been leaving him unconscious on the floor after coming after my wife, Astrid."
Stoick comments "that's going to take time getting use to that. How did you convince Astrid's parents to let you stay married to their daughter?"
Hiccup grumbles "Snotlout filed a restraining order against me to stay away from Astrid and him after we got married which the restraining order was voided.
The only reason he did that was to stop me from rescuing her from being raped by him. So Alistair let me stay married to Astrid."
Stoick gaped in shock "He tried to rape Astrid?!"
Hiccup sighs "numerous times, but I always came to her rescue in time to save her."
Stoick curious ask "so since you two are married to each other, she been living with you and your mom?"
Hiccup answers "no, but I do stop by everyday to help her with homework and watch a movie with her before leaving to go home and see mom."
Valka comments "I was mad at him when Astrid's mother called me to inform me that him and Astrid had sex on the night of Tuffnut's second party last year."
Astrid and Hiccup gaped in shock at her.
Astrid ask "my mom called you after me and Hiccup had sex for the first time?"
Valka grins "yes, she was worried that Hiccup could have gotten you pregnant if he didn't ask your mother for an after pill and I reassured her that if Hiccup got you pregnant, I would make sure he stayed by your side after the baby was born."
Astrid blushes "I kinda gave mom a hint unknowingly that I wanted to have sex with Hiccup in the form of husband and wife after talking with my parents about discovering that me and Hiccup were accidentally married, but we don't regret it."
Stoick curious ask "when did you conceive the baby?"
Astrid grins "December fourth."
Stoick sighs "you would be due between the end of September and the beginning of October."
Hiccup smiles "yep."
They stop by Pizza Hut to have late lunch since it's only one o'clock.
Stoick curious ask "how did you two find out that Astrid was pregnant?"
Hiccup nervous answers "Astrid came down with the flu and her mom had her take a pee test for pregnancy due to me and Astrid having sex every month since October. I still can't believe that I got her pregnant."
Stoick comments "that's what happens when you have sex with her while she's fertile."
Hiccup sighs "but we didn't have unprotected sex during her fertile stage. Plus I wore a condom and she took birth control pill afterwards.
When she conceived the baby, it was the first time we had unprotected sex in the shower and she took birth control pill to keep from becoming pregnant."
Stoick widened his eyes "son, she needs to have a pee test again, because pee test can come back positive reading hormone levels. Birth control pill is to stop the ovaries from releasing an egg to be fertilized."
Hiccup sighs "yes dad, I read up on unprotected sex and girl's cycle to know don't have unprotected sex unless you both want to have a baby together."
Stoick curious ask "your both taking child development right?"
Astrid replies "yes, I take it during school and he takes the class for an hour after school ends."
Stoick sighs "when we get home, I want you to go get a pregnancy test from Walgreens to double check to see if Astrid is pregnant with your baby, Hiccup."
Hiccup nods his head "yes, dad. I'll go pick up a pregnancy test to double check if my wife is pregnant."
They arrive home and get out of the truck.
Astrid left to go check in with her parents.
After getting his father settled in, Hiccup leaves in his truck to go buy a pregnancy test from Walgreens and comes back home.
He gets a call from Astrid to hear that her parents are shopping for food and decides to go over to her house.
She lets him in.
He smiles "I bought a pregnancy test and this one says words."
She nervous answers "I'm scared to find out if I'm pregnant with your baby."
They go upstairs to the bathroom to take the pregnancy test.
After ten minutes, Astrid looks at the test strip to read "not pregnant."
Hiccup looks at it and says "that's weird."
Alistair and Ingrid walk in the house and calls Astrid's name.
Astrid pulls her pants and underwear back up and wash her hands and they walk downstairs.
Hiccup helps them get groceries inside the house.
Afterwards, Ingrid ask them "how was the trip?"
Hiccup smiles "it was good and it was my dad and he's home now. I don't know how he survived when the rest didn't."
Alistair sighs "maybe he was the strongest out of all the passengers."
Hiccup's cellphone rings and answers it to hear from Throk.
After the call, he sighs "some of the passengers from my dad's plane did survive and were transported to other hospitals around Iowa under John Doe in coma centers."
Astrid lays the pregnancy test on the table scowling at her parents.
Ingrid curious wonders why her daughter is mad for to see pregnancy test and checks it to read "not pregnant" and sighs.
Astrid grumbles "you lied to us!"
Alistair sighs "we didn't lie to you, we pranked you."
Astrid scowls "you two had me worried about how to handle the pregnancy cycle!"
Ingrid sighs "I figured if you believed your pregnant, you wouldn't have unprotected sex again for fear of becoming pregnant."
Hiccup sighs "I literally was nervous about becoming a father without even knowing how to take care of a baby yet."
Alistair sighs "we're sorry, kids."
Astrid grumbles "I'm going to Hiccup's house to spend the night" and leaves the house.
Hiccup nervous comments "I been worried about our baby for last three days because of Snotlout coming after her and threaten to kill the baby."
He leaves the house and follows Astrid to his house.
Ingrid gaped in shock to hear that Snotlout threaten to kill their imaginary baby.
Alistair ask in shock "Snotlout believe she was pregnant and threatened to kill her unborn baby that doesn't exist?"
Astrid opens Hiccup's front door and sees Stoick and Valka sitting down on the couch and says "I'm not pregnant with Hiccup's baby! Are you happy?! My parents decided to prank us with a false positive pregnancy test result!"
Valka sighs "no, I'm not happy with what they did to you and Hiccup."
Hiccup walks in the house and guides her upstairs to his bedroom and closed his door.
Astrid lays on the bed scowling thinking about her parents scare them and not realize that Snotlout won't leave her alone and threaten their unborn baby that doesn't even exist.
Hiccup sighs and lays on the bed next to her.
Astrid lays her head on his chest and whimpers "they set us up with a fake pregnancy even though we both use protection to prevent pregnancy."
Hiccup decided to post news about them on his Berkbook page: 'my wife, Astrid Haddock isn't pregnant at all after taking another pregnancy test and if we have baby together, we will announce it to you all'.
