They head to lunchroom to eat lunch.
Astrid sat down at the table holding Melody while Hiccup got their lunch.
Heather, Ruffnut join her to eat lunch and curious ask "when did Hiccup make a baby with you and not tell us?"
Astrid smiles "this is Melody, for Child Development assignment."
Cami and Thuggory join them with Thuggory holding their pretend son.
Cami curious ask "did you all check Berkbook page just now?"
Astrid replies "no. Why?"
Thuggory grins "Hiccup just became desirable by all the girls in freshman year."
Astrid curious ask "what are you talking about?"
Cami pulls up a video of Hiccup singing a lullaby to a baby doll and feeding it while rocking it to sleep and then hands it to Astrid and headline reads:
'Hiccup already to be a father at fourteen. The only question is: if Astrid is ready to be a mother at fourteen and will she let him impregnate her'.
Hiccup sets his and Astrid's lunch down in front of him and ask "what are you all watching?"
Cami shows him the video footage of early and Hiccup says "that explains why some of the girls were giggling at me saying that they would like to be the mother of my children leaving me confused on why they would say that to me when I'm married to Astrid."
After Astrid is done eating her lunch, he gives her Melody to hold while he eats his lunch."
Astrid smiles "me and Hiccup wanted different babies and he flipped a quarter and it landed on tails for girl, so I won."
Heather grins "Hiccup is every girl's dream guy, but he only loves Astrid since kindergarten."
After Hiccup finished eating his lunch, he takes their trays up and dumps their trash and puts it on the conveyer belt to the kitchen to be washed.
While he lefted with the trays, Snotlout walks over to Astrid and scowls "Astrid, what the hell do you think your doing having useless hold our son?!"
Melody started crying from being scared due to loud noises.
Astrid scowls "great, Snotlout, you just woke up mine and Hiccup's pretend daughter and your not the father because I ask for a new birth certificate to have my husband help me with this baby doll assignment!
I would never do any project with an asshole like you-"
Snotlout slaps her across her face sending her off her chair with Melody crying more.
Heather, Cami and Ruffnut smirks "goodbye, Snotlout, say hi to the dead."
Snotlout turns to the girls and ask "what-"
They point behind him to get him to turn around.
He turns around only to see Hiccup standing there with fire in his eyes to rival his father, Stoick and gulps.
Hiccup walks past him to take care of Melody and Astrid.
Snotlout laughs "too worried about your whores to deal with me!"
Hiccup grins "actually, I was going to take care of my daughter and wife and call for ambulance to come here and pick you up to rush you to intensive surgery in hospital trauma room to try and save your life.
Because I plan on beating your ass and you'll spend at least ten hours in the intensive critical surgery to save your organs. Be in the gym in an hour or I'll come looking for you to beat the shit out of you."
Everyone gulped in the intensity of the fire burning in Hiccup's eyes.
Hiccup helped Astrid and Melody to the nurse's office to put an ice pack against her cheek and wrapped Melody head while putting a cold jel pack to help with her head.
He sings
"She was sent here from heaven and she's daddy's girl"
"As I dropped to my knees by her bed at night"
"She takes to Jesus and I close my eyes and I thank God for all of the joy in my life"
"Oh, but most of all"
Melody stops crying to whimpers as Hiccup sings to her while lightly swaying her in his arms.
"For butterfly kisses after bedtime prayer"
"Sticking little white flowers all up in her hair"
"Walk beside the pony, daddy it's my first ride"
"I know the cake looks funny, daddy, but I sure tried"
"Oh with all I've done wrong, I must have done something right"
"To deserve a hug every morning and butterfly kisses at night"
"Sweet sixteen today"
"She's looking like her mama a little more everyday"
"One part woman, the other part girl""To perfume and make-up from ribbons and curls"
"Trying her wings out in a great big world"
"But I remember..."
Melody stops crying completely and lightly sleeping while listening to his soft voice.
"Butterfly kisses after bedtime prayer"
"Sticking little white flowers all up in her hair"
"You know how much I love you, daddy"
"But if you don't mind, I'm only going to kiss you on the cheek this time"
"Oh with all I've done wrong, I must have done something right"
"To deserve her love every morning and butterfly kisses at night"
"All the precious time"
"Like the wind, the years go by"
"Precious butterfly"
"Spread your wings and fly"
"She'll change her name today"
"She'll make a promise and I'll give her away"
"Standing in the bride-room just staring at her"
"She ask me what I'm thinking and I said"
"I'm not sure-I just feel like I'm losing my baby girl"
"She leaned over"
"Gave me butterfly kisses with her mama there"
"Sticking little white flowers all up in her hair"
"Walk me down the aisle, daddy-it's just about time"
"Does my wedding gown look pretty daddy? Daddy don't cry"
"Oh with all I've done, I must have done something right"
"To deserve her love every morning and butterfly kisses"
"I couldn't ask God for more, man this is what love is"
"I know I gotta let her go, but I'll always remember"
"Every hug in the morning and butterfly kisses."
After getting Melody to stop crying and back to sleep, he hands her to Astrid to feed her a bottle after changing her diaper.
They walk down to the gym to see a mat on the floor with everyone wanting to see the fight.
Snotlout smirks "I didn't think you would show up, too busy caring for your bitches."
Hiccup walks over to the mat to wait for Mulch to begin the match.
Mr. Mulch says "battle."
Snotlout swings a punch for Hiccup to grab it and bend it over his shoulder causing him to fall on his back.
Hiccup kicks him in the face.
Snotlout tries punching him in the stomach for Hiccup to twist it causing him to roll on his back and kicks him in the groin.
Hiccup grabs his head and knees him in the face.
Snotlout punches him in the stomach and then the face.
Hiccup spears him in the stomach.
Snotlout rolls over and gets up to be speared again.
Hiccup knees him in the ribs.
Snotlout tries to punch him again only for Hiccup to grab his arm and kick him in the stomach causing him to gasped for air.
Hiccup round house kicks him in the head and picks him up on his shoulder and spins a little and F-fives him down to the mat.
He walks around and knees his other rib side cracking a rib.
Hiccup bends down to hold him while kicking his stomach before moving to his face and kicking it until he's unconscious.
He lifts him up on his shoulder and F-fives him again and scowls "I really would like to keep beating your ass, but I have school still. Next time you put your hands on my wife and daughter, I won't stop until your at death's door!"
Everyone leaves to go to seventh period class.
Astrid kisses Hiccup on his lips.
Hiccup ask "do you want me to carry Melody for last period to give your arm a break and you grab the books and what we need?"
Astrid smiles "sure" and hands Melody to him and ask "do you still feel angry from Snotlout hitting me and hurting Melody?"
Hiccup replies "no, not anymore since I beat him for hurting you both. I feel better now and hope he will leave us alone."
Astrid nervous tells him "Hiccup, before I called you to come fill out the birth certificate, Snotlout tried setting me up to take care of a baby doll with him and I told Mrs. Stella, I wanted a clean birth certificate for us to fill out for our baby doll."
Hiccup gape "he tried to pair himself up with you? He must be more stupid than I thought he was."
They walk into US History class and sit down in their desk.
Fishlegs curious comments "I figured you would ditch seventh period and go take a drive to cool off."
Hiccup shakes his head "no, I'm fine. Can't ditch school to cool off when my psychotic cousin won't leave my wife alone until I send him to juvenile detention center until he turns eighteen."
Ruffnut curious ask "do you think the hospital will admit him for psychiatric evaluation to see if he needs medication to help function and not be violent to others."
Soon students received a ping on Berkbook.
Astrid checks the page to read 'don't mess with Hiccup's wife or daughter because he will destroy you in a fight'.
Video of Snotlout slapping her while she's holding Melody and then video of Hiccup just destroying Snotlout in a fight over it.
Astrid comments "I have not decided on if I want to have a baby with Hiccup before I graduated high school yet."
Melody starts crying loudly.
Hiccup checks the time on his phone and says "diaper changing time."
Astrid curious ask "and how would you know that?"
Hiccup replies "come with me and I'll tell you."
Hiccup gets them a pass to the bathroom to change Melody's diaper.
As Hiccup changes Melody's diaper, he answers his wife's question "I look up times to feed your baby, to change their diapers."
Astrid curious ask "was you going to buy a baby crib for our daughter?"
Hiccup thinks about it and calls his dad's phone and asks "do you remember what you did with my old baby crib?"
Stoick sighs "we sold it after you out grew it."
Hiccup turns to Astrid and ask "would you like to use, playpen or baby crib?"
Astrid ask "how tall is a baby crib?"
Hiccup replies "at least five feet tall."
Astrid sighs "playpen."
Hiccup turns back to his phone and says "can you buy a playpen for a baby for me and Astrid?"
Stoick nods his head "yes I can go buy a playpen for you and Astrid, but don't tell me you adopted a baby to be parents."
Hiccup grins "thank you, dad."
After finished changing Melody's diaper, Hiccup plays a song on his phone while Astrid sings to Melody:
"Come stop your crying"
"It will be alright"
"Just take my hand"
"Hold it tight"
"I will protect you"
"From all around you"
"I will be here"
"Don't you cry"
Melody listen to Astrid sing to her.
"For one so small"
"You seem so strong"
"My arms will hold you"
"Keep you safe and warm"
"This bond between us"
"Can't be broken"
"I will be here, don't you cry"
"Cause you'll be in my heart"
"Yes you'll be in my heart"
"From this day on"
"Now and forever more"
"You'll be in my heart"
"No matter what they say"
"You'll be in my heart always"
"Why can't they understand the way we feel?"
"They just don't trust what they can't explain"
"I know we are different, but deep inside us"
"We're not that different at all"
"And you'll be in my heart"
"Yes, you'll be in my heart"
"From this day on"
"Now and forever more"
"Don't listen to them"
"Cause what do they know"
"We need each other"
"To hold, to hold"
"They'll see in time"
"I know"
"When destiny calls you"
"You must be strong"
"I may not be with you"
"But you've got to hold on"
"They'll see it in time"
"I know"
"We'll show them"
"Cause you'll be in my heart"
"Believe me, you'll be in my heart"
"I'll be there from this day on,
"Now and forever more"
"Oh, you'll be in my heart"
"No matter what they say"
"You'll be in my heart always"
"Always"
"I'll be with you"
"I'll be there for you always"
"Always and always"
"Just look over your shoulder"
"Just look over your shoulder"
"Just look over your shoulder"
"I'll be."