Hiccup and Astrid return to US History with Melody asleep and place her back in her car seat.
Fishlegs comments "you two look like parents now."
Astrid grins "Hiccup, I think has the father role down."
Hiccup smirks "if you were pregnant, I wasn't going to let us struggle with raising our newborn baby without researching things that we would have come across with handling our newborn baby."
Astrid sighs "I would be scared on raising a newborn baby without you, Hiccup."
Ruffnut smirks "Hiccup seems to know how to handle a newborn baby doll like he has an actual child that we don't know about."
Everyone looked at Hiccup wondering if he does have an actual baby that they don't know about.
Hiccup sighs "I'm not a father to any baby. I just research how to take care of a newborn baby like a father does."
A student ask "what about that girl in sixth grade who had went on a date with you to the bowling alley?"
Hiccup sighs "actually I didn't go there on a date. I went there because Fishlegs wanted to talk about my racing career and that girl stalked me because she was a fan who was in love with me."
Astrid curious ask "what happened to that girl?"
Hiccup replies "I don't know what happened to her after she left because I didn't see her again, I think she moved to another school district."
Fishlegs comments "I think her name was Olivia or Hazel."
Ruffnut looks up the names in Berk middle school to find Olivia Hazel Treacher and shows them a picture of her.
Hiccup looks at the picture of the girl and comments "Alvin never mentioned that he had a daughter. But if he had a daughter and a wife, why would he be flirting with my mother at her work?"
Astrid comments "it says that they separated for time because they couldn't handle their daughter go fan crazy over Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the third,
the youngest boy to earn a driver's license at the age of twelve racing cars and become a junior champion in home racing league.
The mother said they would return after her daughter got over her crush and the hurt of being rejected by Hiccup who said he can't see himself with any other girl except his mystery girlfriend that he calls milady- Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the third!"
Hiccup nervous answers "yes, Astrid?"
Astrid ask "you told the press that you were dating me?!"
Hiccup bows his head "it happened after I won the junior league championship. Reporters ask if I was single because girls lined up wanting to date me and I told them that I was already seeing a girl that I call milady, but I didn't tell them what she looked like."
Ruffnut laughs "oh man, I can't believe you lied to reporters!"
Astrid realized something and says "technically he didn't lie to reporters."
Class ended and everyone curious about what Astrid was saying.
Ruffnut ask "what do you mean he wasn't lying to the reporters-the gifts he lefted you for every event in your life! In viking era, it would represent him courting you.
So you two would have been dating since first grade when he started leaving gifts at your front door and never went on an actual date."
They lefted the US History class, going to their lockers to get what homework they have.
Astrid curious ask "do you think we would see her again?"
Hiccup replies "if I do see her again and she hasn't gotten over her crush on me, it would be shocking to her to find out that I'm married to you."
Hiccup and Astrid went to Child Development class for an hour, so Hiccup can take the class which Mrs. Stella told him that he didn't have to come in since all they were doing is getting assigned a baby doll to take care of for a month.
Mrs. Stella comments "Hiccup, earlier in class, you demonstrated how to calm your baby doll and feed her like a father."
Hiccup smiles "I research how to care for a baby after finding out that Astrid was pregnant with our first child which last Saturday, we found out she wasn't pregnant and that her parents pranked us about her being pregnant."
Mrs. Stella warns them "be careful when she is fertile if your both sleeping together and check the condom afterwards incase it puncture and the birth control pill fails."
Astrid comments "I take birth control pill after we have sex."
Mrs. Stella nods her head "that's good because if you didn't take birth control pill afterwards and had sex and didn't check the condom, you could become pregnant due to the condom puncture.
The baby doll does have a camera speakers to record everything it sees and hears. So the more you two act like parents to the doll, the better your grade will be."
They leave class and head to their lockers to get what homework they have and leave the school.
Astrid carried Melody to his truck and changed her diaper before feeding her another bottle with Hiccup hum to her as Astrid sway her in her arms.
They drive home to Astrid's house to talk to Astrid's parents.
Hiccup opens the door for Astrid and Melody.
Ingrid was watching TV when Astrid walked carrying a baby in her arms and ask "what the heck are you doing with a baby?"
Hiccup grins "Astrid was assigned to care for a baby doll for two weeks and want to introduce you to Melody, your pretend granddaughter."
Ingrid smiles "I'm sorry about lying to you both and make you both believe that you were pregnant, daughter."
Astrid ask "why would you even fake a positive pregnancy test?"
Ingrid sighs "I was scared that you were pregnant when you were vomiting anything you ate afterwards after remembering that you both had unprotected sex last month."
Alistair came home after five o'clock and apologized to Hiccup and Astrid and watch them handle acting like parents to a lifelike baby doll.
Ingrid even sung to Melody when she woke up for feeding.
Hiccup and Astrid left going to Hiccup's house to eat dinner and lay Melody down in a playpen to sleep in.
Stoick smiles "I even bought you baby monitor to monitor when she wakes up."
Hiccup setup the monitor and tape it to the wall on the playpen.
Valka ask "you two have to take care of a baby doll for two weeks?"
Astrid grins "yep and your son keeps impressing me with being more prepared for things that I wouldn't know what to do."
Stoick comments "let me guess, he read up on caring for a newborn baby?"
Astrid nods her head "yes, how did you know that?"
Valka smiles "Hiccup always thought ahead of others over life problems, which is why he detailed this house with security system to protect us at night from threats."
Astrid curious ask "do you remember a girl named Olivia Hazel Treacher?"
Valka curious ask "has she returned?"
Astrid shakes her head "no, I was just wondering what happened for her to move away?"
Stoick curious ask "you mean that girl who was trying to get Hiccup's attention and even accuse him of knocking her up after claiming she had one night stand with him at twelve years old?"
Astrid gaped "wait-what do you mean she tried claiming to have a one night stand with Hiccup?!"
Hiccup sighs "she tried to stalk me to places trying make it look like we were dating behind closed doors and one night me and my dad went to a bar to meet a new sponsor and I just ordered a Dr. Pepper while dad ordered Miller Light."
Astrid smirks "you must have some secrets about your life that you are scared to talk about?"
Hiccup nods his head "yes, well after we got the sponsor, I left the bar with my Dr. Pepper and she grabbed me and threaten to scream rape if I didn't do what she wanted to do and have a heated make out with me.
She drag me by my arm around to an alleyway and started kissing me. When she stop to get air in her lungs, I told her that I'm seeing a secret girlfriend since first grade that I call milady from kindergarten."
Astrid sighs "I guess she didn't take it too well?"
Hiccup shakes his head "no. We were in the alleyway for at least ten to twelve minutes before I left the alleyway. She said that if I didn't have sex with her right now that she would make me pay for it later."
Astrid ask "you didn't have sex with her, did you?"
Hiccup sighs "no. Instead I left and met up with drunk dad and drove us home. Next morning two police officers showed up at our door saying that I got her pregnant after having sex with her.
With me being five months older than her, they said I rape her."
Astrid curious ask "did you go to juvenile detention center?"
Hiccup shakes his head "no. I recorded that entire conversation between us of her threaten me and the police told the parents.
Afterwards, she was forced to stay away from me because I guess they didn't want to deal with negativity because their daughter has an obsessive behavior problem with me."
Stoick sighs "Hiccup had to deal with rumors of knocking her up, but the pregnancy test came back negative and the audio recording was played on the news and the mother moved her daughter away to help her daughter get over it."
Valka sighs "we never heard from them again."
The baby monitor plays the sound of Melody crying.
Astrid gets up and walks into the livingroom and comments "okay, okay, little one, let's change your diaper and feed you another bottle."
Soon Berkbook pinged.
Hiccup checks his phone "it seems that Berk high school is getting a new student tomorrow."
Then his phone rings and answers it to hear "you better pay the hospital bill or I'm suing you for putting my son in the intensive care unit again with broken ribs, broken nose, cough up blood because of you kneeing him in the stomach more than once!"
Hiccup scowls "when are you going to beat his ass for putting his hands on my wife, asshole?! Because the next time, I'll put him on life support!
Now do not release him until he gets medicated to understand that when a girl doesn't want to date him then he has to find a new girl to date!"
After the call, they head upstairs to bed.
Hiccup brings the playpen upstairs for Melody to sleep in.
Astrid ask him "did you see the post about getting a new student?"
Hiccup answers back "yes, but why in second semester and not during first semester?"
Astrid shakes her head "I don't know, it's strange."
As they lay next to each other, Astrid sighs wondering who the new student will be.
Hiccup ask "what's wrong?"
Astrid answers "I'm curious about who the new student would be."
Hiccup smiles "we will have to wait until in the morning to see who the new student would be."
Astrid whispers "can we make love tonight?"
Hiccup answers "I don't think we should incase the audio recorder on our daughter records us having sex."
Astrid curious ask "what if we put her in the guest room?"
Hiccup shakes his head "no, how about tomorrow after we feed her and change her diaper, we make love while she's sleeping downstairs in the living room and dad watches her or my mom after she gets home?"
Astrid curious ask "didn't your parents say that they were thinking about going on a date tomorrow night?"
Hiccup sighs "yeah, well then we would have to be quick to make love within an hour to check on Melody."
They close their eyes and go to sleep.
