Five days later, Monday, January eighteen.
Hiccup woke up for school.
Astrid slept in her bed at her parent's house.
Hiccup changed Melody's diaper and feed her a bottle.
He walks downstairs to eat breakfast.
He sighs thinking about Olivia for last five days.
How she showed up by him when he left the classroom to change Melody's diaper and feed her in the boys bathroom.
She even brushed her hand against his hoping that he would hold her hand.
He thought she would of realized that he was married and wasn't going to have an affair with her behind his wife's back."
After eating breakfast, he walked upstairs to the bathroom and brushed his teeth and leave with Melody, driving down to his wife's house to pick her up.
Together, they leave heading to school.
Astrid decided to drive to school for today.
They arrive at school and pull into a parking spot and park the truck.
Olivia waited outside in the parking lot for Hiccup to arrive in his big truck.
Astrid opens the driver side door and stepped down and sees the surprised look on Olivia's face and gaped "what are you doing driving Hiccup's truck?!"
Astrid grins "been driving since beginning of freshman year."
Olivia ask "your only what, fourteen? Your too young to drive a vehicle like this!"
Astrid smirks "Hiccup taught me how to drive and had his vehicles equipped with acceleration control so I have great handling. He let me practice driving at the racetrack in first gear."
Olivia gaped "you taught her how to drive?!"
Hiccup unhooked Melody's car seat and head inside the school with Astrid and Olivia following behind him.
Olivia goes to her locker and scowls "I'll make you mine, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the third!"
Hiccup and Astrid walked into chemistry class with Ruffnut.
Mrs. Katherine walked into class.
Snotlout walked in and walks over to Hiccup and grins, slapping a paper on his desk "dad said that you pay for my hospital bill or he's going to sue you!"
Hiccup looks at paper and reads the list of injuries and reason for injury and exclaims "I beat the shit out of you for just having a disagreement with Astrid Hofferson?!"
Astrid looks over his shoulder to read it and ask "did the police not watch the video footage of him slapping me in the lunchroom while I was holding a baby doll that is a thousand dollars to replace if damaged?"
Hiccup pulls out his phone and dials Mala to tell her about this hospital bill.
Mala pulls up Berkbook footage and looks up video footage of Snotlout slapping Astrid Haddock in the lunchroom while she was holding a Infant simulator doll and Hiccup telling Snotlout to report to the gymnasium in an hour for a beating for hitting his family.
Mala tells him "your not paying his hospital bill for his stupidity of hitting your wife while she's holding your child."
Hiccup ends the call and says "Snotlout, I don't have to pay your hospital bill for your stupidity of hitting my wife and causing her to fall off the chair with a thousand dollar baby doll in her arms, you should pray that the school doesn't sue you for damaging their baby doll if something stop working."
Mrs. Katherine gaped and looks at Snotlout and ask "you hit Astrid Haddock while she was holding the Infant simulator? Didn't Alvin press charges for intending to damage school property?"
Hiccup answers "he didn't want to after I beat the crap out of Snotlout for hitting my wife and harming our pretend daughter."
Snotlout scowls "I signed Astrid up as my partner in Child Development class to take care of a Infant simulator and she turn around and said she doesn't want to care for an infant simulator with me and wrote Hiccup down as the father."
The class gaped at Snotlout's attempt to lure Astrid to his house.
Hiccup curious ask "uh Snotlout, why does this paper say Astrid Hofferson instead of Astrid Haddock because when they type Astrid's name, it would come up as Astrid Haddock because we are married to each other?"
Snotlout scowls "you two aren't married! And I don't care about that fake marriage license states!"
Mrs. Katherine ask "Hiccup, do you have that marriage license paper on you?"
Hiccup pulls out his wallet and hands her the paper to read.
Mrs. Katherine comments "Snotlout this was stamped by ABI law enforcement and signed by Judge Mala to approve which this assault is add to aggravated assault with intent to harm an infant."
Snotlout scowls "I was supposed to be the father of a baby boy doll that we were supposed to take care of together and she threw away the birth certificate!
She ask for a new one with Hiccup as the father on the birth certificate with a baby girl doll. Shows that Hiccup isn't a man but a bitch."
Astrid scowls "actually Hiccup wanted to care for a baby boy Infant and I wanted to take care of girl, so he flipped a quarter and it landed on tails for a girl and didn't throw a fit about it.
I can honestly say that Hiccup is a man because he kicked your ass everytime you came after me!
I hope Mala locks you up for summer vacation in juvenile detention center while we're enjoying our summer vacation because you won't accept that I'm married to Hiccup and he's the best choice I made to let him court me since first grade!"
Class went on with their work.
Alvin called Hiccup down to the office.
Hiccup walks into the office and ask "you wanted to see me, Principal Alvin?"
Alvin sternly says "take a seat. I called you down here to tell you that my daughter is still interested in dating you and another boy from here, but he won't date her because he knows that she still has a crush on you."
Hiccup sighs "I'll ask my wife for insight on this problem."
Hiccup leaves the principal's office.
Lunch time came, Astrid was sitting at the table with her pretend daughter feeding her a bottle after changing her diaper.
Hiccup left to go get them lunch and hope Snotlout will keep his distance from Astrid and Melody.
Olivia got her lunch and walked over to where Astrid sat with Melody.
Astrid surprise by Olivia sitting with them.
Olivia comments "I'm curious about why Hiccup lied about saying that he was dating you when you weren't allowed to date him until you started high school?"
Astrid sighs "Hiccup can't lie because his eye twitches."
Olivia gaped "your joking right? His eye twitches?"
Hiccup sat two trays down on the table and comments "I'm surprised that your sitting with us, Olivia."
Olivia ask "is it true that you can't lie because your eye twitches?"
Astrid smiles "honey, can you tell me what you think of me in lying?"
Hiccup sighs "okay, your ugly, I don't think of you while driving my dad's racecar for joyride, I think about hooking up with another girl, I'm not happy that I agree to raise a baby girl doll, I'm not okay with you not wanting to make a baby together."
His eye kept twitching as he was telling lies.
Astrid exclaims "Hiccup! Too much information!"
Olivia gaped in shock.
Astrid covers her face in shock.
Olivia curious ask "do you two have sex?"
Astrid scowls at her husband for the last lie.
Hiccup sighs "I'm so sorry about that, I'll make it up to you with a romantic date?"
Astrid grins "a date at the Cove."
Hiccup smiles "deal."
Olivia shakes her head at them and ask "do you two have sex?"
Astrid replies "yes, when I ask him to."
Olivia comments "Hiccup is pretty good in bed."
Astrid turns to her husband and asks "did you have sex with her too?"
Hiccup shakes his head "no! And I don't even know why she would say that about me."
Olivia grins "I said that comment because I'm pretty sure you two had sex more than once since your married to each other."
Hiccup sighs "do you want to tell her how many times we had sex so far?"
Astrid sighs "we had sex twenty-five times since September fourth."
Olivia curious ask "how are you not ending up pregnant?"
Hiccup smiles "condoms and birth control pills after sex."
Olivia sighs "do you even know if she is pregnant?"
Astrid smiles "actually I'm not pregnant."
Olivia comments "you know that you can get pregnant unknowingly by both protections fails."
Astrid grins "Hiccup sometimes refuses to have sex with me when I'm fertile."
End of the school day. Olivia walked up to Hiccup and ask "when you kissed Astrid did you feel the sparks fly and burst into flames, feeling complete?"
Hiccup comments "getting love from someone you like takes time to achieve with that person and they have to choose to date you.
I left Astrid gifts for over eight years and we did kiss once when we were ten years old and I said happy birthday to her and said I'll want until high school for you to choose to date me and I think we saw sparks fly from our second kiss."
Olivia comments "when I kiss you in the alleyway I thought I felt sparks fly, but I'm not sure if I felt sparks burst into flames."
Hiccup comments "your father told me you found another boy interesting."
Olivia sighs "I need to do this to confirm that your not the one for me."
Hiccup ask "do what?"
Olivia grabs his cheeks and kisses his lips taking him by surprise.
After she breaks the kiss to catch her breath, she looks at Hiccup and says "I'm disappointed that your not the one that my heart wants even though you're a hot. You gave Astrid your heart after kindergarten."
Hiccup nods his head "so you're going to keep looking for the boy that completes you?"
Olivia nods her head "yes, but thank you being okay with me kissing you" hugs him before leaving.
She catches site of Astrid and says "you have his heart no matter how many girls find him desirable. Don't drop him because me kissing him one last time and let him explain."
Astrid walked up to him feeling confused by Olivia's plead and Hiccup letting her kiss him for some reason.
He ask "you saw what happened?"
Astrid nods her head.
He sighs "she was talking about sparks burst into flames after finding your true love and kissing them."
Astrid widened her eyes "you mean that she only kissed you to see if she felt sparks burst into flames?!"
Hiccup smiles "I would never cheat on you, my lovely beautiful wife. I'll never let you go. I love you, Astrid Giggles Haddock."
Astrid smiles "I love you too, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock The Third."
They get inside the Dodge Ram after buckling Melody in the car seat.
Hiccup comments "I think Olivia figured out that she was a fan girl of me racing and thinking that she was in love with me."
Astrid comments "when you said sparks burst into flames from sharing a kiss and her kiss you before, I realized that you didn't respond to her kiss because you weren't interested in her. I already had your love and faithful to only me."
Hiccup smiles "I can't live without you, Astrid Haddock."
Astrid curious ask "do you think we would turn out to be great parents if I ended up pregnant with your baby?"
Hiccup grins "absolutely, dear."
They arrive home and pull into Astrid's driveway to visit Ingrid.
Ingrid finished dusting the house when Hiccup and Astrid walked in carrying Melody in the car seat.
Astrid smiles "hi mom."
Ingrid curious ask "you staying the night, Hiccup, to take care of Melody?"
Hiccup comments "if Astrid needs help at night with Melody, I'll stay."
Astrid grins "I feel happy with you helping me take care of Melody."
Ingrid smirks "you two seem to handle being parents well."
Hiccup comments "it seems pretty easy with taking care of an Infant like change their diaper, sing them to sleep while feeding them after knowing how many hours between feeding times."
Ingrid smirks "wait until they are two years old, walking around and getting into stuff and making a mess."
Astrid smiles "I'm sure we can handle it."
Hiccup and Astrid sat down to work on their homework after changing Melody's diaper and feed her again.
After homework, Hiccup gets a text from unknown number and then beep to reveal Snotlout's number and curious ask "what does that shit head want now?"
Astrid curious looks at the text 'I bet Astrid will file for divorce after I post a video of you letting a girl kiss your lips and not push her off you'.
Then a ping of Berkbook notification.
Astrid checks the page to watch a video of Olivia grabbing Hiccup's cheeks and kissing him for about a minute before saying something unheard and leaving, But the whole time, Hiccup's arms stayed by his waist, never wrap around her waist to signal that he's having an affair behind her back.
Hiccup sighs "well everyone will be questioning if you plan on filing for divorce because of that video, so tomorrow morning, I'll summon all the students to the gymnasium to talk about this video."