"Randy, I thought that you said that you were done with the farm! We're not going to be here for another goddamn 'season', ok? I've had enough! You're making Stan and Shelly upset. They just want to go back to South Park!"
"Why would they want to go back? It's better up here! You just don't get it, Sharon!"
"Randy, that's enough bullcrap from you…"
I remember everything that happened that night. Mysterion, well, Kenny, coming to help me and get out. I had my costume on and everything that night. I was about to die, but Kenny came to my rescue. The whole farm burned and so did my family. I'm just left alone now, with nothing left. My sister, gone. My dad? He survived somehow but my mom? Gone. Everyone else I knew and loved? Gone. Kenny betrayed us and we don't know what to do. All of us want to go and help him but we can't do anything. Human Kite is upset and sad, The Coon is angry but understanding. We need to bring in the next line of defense. "Guys?" I say somberly. "What...what about Freedom Pals?"
"Fucking hell. Seriously, Toolshed?" The Coon asks.
"What other choice do we have? We need to get him back, now. If we don't, what could happen?" Human Kite says. "We need every bit of help we can get, even if it means uniting with our enemies. We have two of them and we should ask Freedom Pals to unite with them if we explain the situation."
"What good will it do, Human Kite? Toolshed, you seem more worried than usual."
I sigh. "It's just that...I remember when Mysterion saved me from that night. You all remember, right? The night of when I almost met my fate? The headline in the news: 'Superhero friend saves one from deadly incident?' You don't remember that?"
"We do. We just never wanted to bring it up because of how you felt about it. We can explain about it now, if you like," The Coon says. "It's up to you."
"It's fine. We should just focus on-"
"Coon alert. Coon alert. Seriously guys, Coon alert." The alarm went off.
"Umm...Coon? Who...who set off the alarm?" Human Kite asks nervously.
"It's not the alarm. It's a different alarm near the phone. Someone answer it." The Coon sighs and puts his head down.
"I got it." I get up and pick up the phone. "Coon and Friends, Toolshed speaking."
"So, it's been a long time, Stan Marsh. You may not remember me but I've been watching you. Your phone is very hard to get through."
"Call Girl? What are you doing? Where are you?"
"Freedom Pals base. Oh,and one of the guys wants to talk to you." The phone clicks and it transfers to a different voice.
"Hello? S-Stan? Ah! W-what happened?"
"Wonder Tweek?"
"Y-yes! M-m-mysterion's gone. He's killed our base! Ah!"
"What?!"
"Yeah, I know, right? Why would he do that? What t-the f-fuck did you do?"
"We didn't do anything. His sister died and he went berzerk on our team. Attacked me and then just ran off. We need to unite."
"We were going to talk to you about the s-same t-thing! AH!"
"Alright, rush over now. We'll be here." I hang up and look at Cartman. "Cartman, you better have extra chairs."
"So, it's done?" He smiles.
"Yes. We wait for them"
"Perfect. All we need to do is wait for them and we can get to planning."
"I'm not sure what plan we can come up with but I hope it's good. Otherwise, we won't be able to get Kenny back," Human Kite says.
"I know. We're screwed if he does something. He shouldn't be doing anything. Otherwise, I'm going to kill him myself," The Coon says.
"No you won't," I say.
"Alright, bet you two buckets of KFC!" Coon says.
"No way. We'll talk about this later." I go upstairs and open the door. "They're here Coon!"
"Hey, Freedom Pals," Human Kite says.
A couple people help Dr. Timothy down the stairs as he stares at us. "Good evening, Coon and Friends. I see that we have quite an event going on. Nice basement." He smiles at us. "Timmy!"
"Alri-al-al-al, ok let's get this going," Fastpass says.
"Nice to see you too, Fastpass," Coon says.
"Let's just deal with this. So, what do we got?" Phone Girl says.
"Mysterion. He's gone rouge from us and betrayed us. We need to find him and bring him back to us. Otherwise, we're screwed," I say.
"Perfect. We can use-" The lights go out.
"Son of a bitch. It's midnight. Who would cut the power off at this time?" Human Kite asks.
"I don't know, Human Kite. Let's go see," Coon says.
"Do you think it's Mysterion?" I ask.
"Maybe. Wouldn't doubt it dude," Human Kite says.
"Alright. If I see any green question marks, I'm outta here for the night," I say. I sigh and head upstairs with everyone else. I go outside and see that everyone else is looking around. I sigh and look at the side of the house. There's a black and purple mark behind a bush. I look to the left then the right and move the leaves out of the way. I gasp at the sight that it's a question mark. Mysterion.
I step back and run to the others. "Guys! Guys! Mysterion's here! It's him! We're fucked!"
"Chill out, Toolshed. Any sign of where he went?" Coon asks.
"I'm sensing a disturbance everyone!" Dr. Timothy tell us in our minds.
"What is it Dr.?" Wonder Tweek asks.
"It's him. Mysterion. He's somewhere near here. Check the backyard! Check everywhere!" Dr. Timothy says.
"On it! Everyone, to the back!" We all go to the back and see that Mysterion has painted a giant, purple and green and black question mark with an arrow pointing to the shed.
I stare at it then go to the shed and open it. The others follow me and keep look out. I look around and see that a black box is on the floor and open it.
Inside it was an envelope. I open it and see that it's pictures of the incident. I look at the first photo. The farm, burning orange in the night sky, smoking, nowhere to go. I examine it as I see the house is lit up. I move onto the next photo as it's a close up of my family, well, my mom and Shelly, trapped in the living room. They're both hugging each other and crying, on their knees. I shake my head and try to look away but I can't.
I look at the next photo which is Shelly, on the floor, smoke filling up the room and my mom...holding Shelly in her arms...just, holding her and crying as Shelly is there, dead. Lifeless. I start to cry and keep going through the pictures. Phone Girl and Human Kite are next to me, one hand on each of my shoulders.
The next photo...my dad. In the farm, locked inside, trapped. Nothing to do. He couldn't escape that night but Shelly and my mom had the chance...until smoke filled up the room and killed them. My dad wasn't the best person nor was my sister but they didn't deserve to die like that. My dad managed to get out alive since he had the hose inside and some of the supplies to break out of the barn.
I just want to stop but the next two photos...I don't want to know. It was me, using my tools to try and escape but then I keep remembering that I hear the screams of my mom, begging for help. Begging for mercy. Begging to be alive. Here I am...alive. The only one apart from my dad. The final picture was of Mysterion, dragging me out from the window as the flames keep rising and rising. The flames reached my room but Mysterion just saved me right there and then but why does he want to have me see these pictures? I cry and Phone Girl and Human Kite tap my shoulders to let me know that they're there with me.
The door quickly slams shut and it locks. Human Kite rushes to the door and pounds on it. "Fatass! What the fuck?!"
A deep voice came from outside of the shed. "Hello, Toolshed. Phone Girl. Human. Kite."
"Mysterion? The fuck are you doing?!" Human Kite screams at him.
"Nothing. Just going to make you all into cooked chickens. You deserve it. Toolshed especially. Now, good luck getting out, superheroes!" He laughs and uses firecrackers with smoke to escape.
"I'm scared now. What's going to happen?" Phone Girl asks nervously.
Smoke starts to fill the shed and the window is at least ten feet above us. "Fuck! Alright. Human Kite, Phone Girl? Get ready. I'm going to build something for the last time."
"What?! Are. You. Fucking. Crazy?! You're getting out alive!" Human Kite yells.
"Just go! Here!" I build a ramp by breaking the wood and building an exit path. I throw the drill into the cans of paint to make them fall followed by me throwing screwdrivers to ledge them into the window. "Go! The path is set! Show this to the group as my way of saying thank you. My time is done here."
"I'm not leaving without you!"
"You have Call Girl here! Save her! Not me! Go damnit!"
"NO! I'm. not. Leaving you! You're my best friend! I just can't do this to you!"
I grab his shoulders. "Superheroes know what they signed up for. We must do what we must. Sacrifices must be made to help others. I'm sacrificing myself to save you two. I'm going to give you this." I give him my final screwdriver that's painted black for this special occasion and my hammer that's painted red.
"Dude…"
"GO!" The flames are getting into the shed and I push Call Girl onto Human Kite's back and push him to the ramp. He looks at me as tears fall down his face. "Go...I'll be ok. Trust me...go...please…"
"I...I can't…"
"Call Girl is needed to go to the hospital. You too if you stay for an extra two minutes. She's going to die if you don't get her out of here. Her phones are causing her to die because of the shock and the smoke from the phones!"
"But-"
"GO!" I put Human Kite on the ramp and push a heavy can of paint on it, throwing him and Call Girl towards the window, making him soar and fly out. His kite hits the window, and the glass breaks. I smile and tears fall down my face. I close my eyes and feel the flames get closer and closer. I take my final breath of life and fall to my knees, then to my stomach. I died, smiling and happy.
A thud was heard outside and The Coon and everyone rushed to Human Kite and Call Girl. "What the fuck!? Where's Toolshed?!"
Human Kite can't even get his words out as he's crying and pointing to the shed that's now collapsing in on Stan. The Coon screams and Wonder Tweek and Dr. Timothy go and run to it but the shed explodes as they get near it. The paint was the reason and the batteries of the tools were also causes of the explosion. They both stand there and watch the shed burn, knowing that Toolshed was burning inside as well.
Human Kite was crying and hugging him.
"Human Kite? What happened?!" Human Kite gives The Coon the screwdriver and the hammer and looks at him. Tears falling down his eyes as everyone gathered around the two. The Coon shows everyone the screwdriver and the hammer. "Oh my God...he killed Stan...YOU BASTARD!" The Coon screams at the top of his lungs as police and fire department show up. The police gather around the heroes as the fire department extinguish the flames and recovers the body of Stan Marsh a.k.a, Toolshed.
Ambulance covered up the body and transported it to the Hell's Pass Hospital where everyone else was to be transferred for examination of injuries.
On the ambulance ride there, Human Kite looks at the walls of the ambulance. "He really did it this time. That fucking piece of shit bastard!" Human Kite yelled.
"We'll get him. We'll get him…" The Coon says.