Well, we have to do something right? We just can't let Butters, who is also Professor Chaos, die knowing Mysterion is probably torturing him. We need the help of someone who knows how to fight, once born in the middle of a fight, a war between two races. Humans and Elves. We need him...King...Douchebag…

He hasn't been around since Mitch Conner had taken over the city and he saw pretty bad stuff so it would make sense. Well, not really. Well, yeah, actually. He saw his dad, the man who he had trusted all his life, fuck his mom. Well, if he's around, then he can help us. I turn to the group, well, the last of us. "Douchebag."

"What the fuck did you just call us?!" Wendy's face turned red as she was ready to kill me.

"No no no, not you. Douchebag! We need him!" I say.

"K-K-King D-D-D-Dou-Dou-"

"Yes, FastPass! HIM! We need him! Everyone! To my house now!" I shout. I look at the broken building and climb to it then look at everyone standing there. "WELL?! LET'S GO! FUCK!" I get onto the roof that's stable and begin to parkour over each rooftop. It was pretty easy, the gaps are just good enough to jump over. The ladders help as well.

I stop to glance at the city. In ruins, shambles, whatever you want to see it as. Defeat, acceptance, whatever. I'm not letting my city die by the hands of someone who's a prick. I see everyone also take to the rooftops and head over to my house. This is what we need to do. Let's do this…

I see my house in the distance upon glancing back. The rest of the members start to head to the ground so I quickly catch up to them. FastPass and Doctor Timothy are already there followed by Tupperware, Call Girl, Wonder Tweek and Super Craig. Finally, I appear behind everyone. "Good. Now, get inside, I'm gonna go take a look at the New Kid's house."

"Are you serious?!" Super Craig groaned in annoyance. "You made us come all the way to your house just so you can look at the New Kid's house?"

"This one is personal, Super Craig. I'll be back soon. If you hear the desperate call for help, then...you know…" I sigh and walk to the New Kid's house. We usually call him Douchebag since I recruited him into the Human side of things during the Great War of the Stick of Truth. That was another time to discuss. Now isn't that time. I knock on his door and hear glass shatter and groaning.

"Who is it this time? I told you to stay the-" The door opens. "Ughh...better be-" He looks at me and sighs. "Coon…"

"Douchebag…"

"The shit do you want now? A taco? A fucking piece of shit letter saying we have a new alliance?!"

"I know you're pissed about the Stick of Truth. Listen, we need your help. You know how to fight Kenny."

"That was a different time you know...he went apeshit again didn't he?"

"Yeah...can you help us? If not for me, then for the team?"

"How many are alive?"

"Just me, Timmy, Jimmy, Wendy, Craig and Tweek and Token"

"In a bind, huh?"

"Are you gonna help us or not?"

"Yeah, yeah...where do we meet?"

We both say in unison, "The Coon Lair…"

"Alright, I'll be down there," He says. He closes the door and opens it again, ready to fight. He's in his usual assassin's outfit, white pointed hood and everything. He pulls out his blades and other weapons. "Let's go get that fucker…"

"You know what he did?"

"Yeah, killed my parents and shit. Usual thing that you did to create a more dangerous version of me but worse. Plus he commands everything and everyone. We only have a little bit of time left. He knows I'm here anyways so it'll be nice to be in the basement for a bit.

"Let's go?"

"Let's go."

Well, it's time. We got Douchebag, now we need the plan. He's here to help us out on that, which is good. I walk through my door and let him in first. I close the door behind me and walk to the basement entrance to put in the code.

"Same as always?"

"N...no!" I mumble a bit before the door unlocks and opens. "Go, everyone's down there already."

"Cool!" He smiles and walks down. He looks over and sees everyone all banged up. His smile fades and rushes to the table, quickly examining everyone. He looks at me and notices that I'm left unscathed. "Did Human Kite help you stay nice and fine?"

"Ok, ok, yes! We were in a bind and it was a crunch! I fought Mysterion for a bit but seeing how things are, it's not fun!"

"Yeah, I expected more. At least a couple bruises would be ok."

"I actually have a couple bruises and a cut mark or two on my stomach and legs…"

"That's fine then. Sit dude. What's the plan everyone?"

I go and sit and groan in pain, looking at everyone. "We don't have one…"

"Fucking joking, right? Ughh...never trust a racoon to run a team..ok, what information do you even have that can help us?"

"U-Stor-It."

"Butters."

"Exactly. We saw the place in flames."

"Do you know if he's already there?"

"Who? Mysterion or Butters?"

"Both."

"We believe so. What can we do? You're our only hope, don't you think you can help us?"

"I can but Freeman's tacos is closed. I don't have any gas."

"You control it."

"To go back in time, dipshit! Listen, all of you, you must know someone who ate at least something from Freeman's."

"Me. How else did I get everyone here?"

"Fair enough. The master still remains. Alright, that's one less worry. Now, you said it's in flames?"

"Yes."

"Is there an entrance?"

"Not that we can see."

"Alright. Where's Human Kite?"

"Stan and Kyle died in flames…"

"Ok, who else can fucking get on rooftops?"

Call girl stands up and walks to Douchebag. "I can, but it won't be easy," she says.

"Perfect. Cartman? You can help her get onto the buildings. Umm...Fastpass? Can you get on top of it?"

"N-n-no."

I feel a sudden disturbance in my head and everyone feels it too.

"We can use the wagon from when we played Stick of Truth. The Timmy Express. Fastpass can get us there."

"What about you Doctor?" I say.

"I can teleport."

"Fair deal."

The disturbance stops. "Timmy!"

"Ok, so we got a deal then, Cartman."

"Yep. When do we move out?"

"Now. You say Butters is in danger?"

"Mhm. Please help us."

"Alright, let's go. All of you, get ready. Call Girl? You're with Cartman. Both of you take point and the rest will go once you give us a signal. Ground team? Wait for a message from Call Girl and Cartman. Use a flare or if you can still find a way to use the phones, then do it. Other than that, use a flare. Let's go."

I look at Call Girl and nod. "This is a one time deal."

"I was just about to say that too. Glad to know we're on the same page," she says.

"Cool. Let's go."

Douchebag nods and gets us all out of the basement before seeing Timmy and Fastpass go. Fastpass returns with a wagon and gets everyone inside. Douchebag wields all powers so he just stays next to Fastpass to help move us. Both look and nod at each other before all of us suddenly appear next to the U-Stor-It.

"Everyone, to your places. If we manage to get this right, we can have him surrender at early light. Let's go."

I go to a ladder and go up, then help Call Girl up. We both take point and look at the situation. "Ok, the entrance is blocked by drapes, Mysterion took over Butter's minions so all of them will kill on sight, not injure. So, we have to do a full frontal assault."

"Ground or air Cartman?"

"Both. Half takes ground, half takes air. Douchebag can do either. Or both, up to him."

"Fair enough, let's go. I'm sending the flare, gonna aim it at those fucking minions…" She pulls out a flare. "Green or red?"

"Green. Burn those fuckers!"

Call smirks and fires the flare at the U-Stor-It. Everyone sees the smoke and nods, all of them rushing in.

"Looks like we'll just go through the air…"

"Yeah...should've told them."

"Whatever." We both quickly rush to the top to provide air cover. Upon getting onto the sign, five enemies show up and instantly try to attack us. We both strike and try to fight them off but each one seems to know how we move and work. "How do they know how we move?!"

"I don't know! Fucking Mysterion knew we were coming! Bastard!"

"Just run away from them! We don't have much time!" Douchebag yells.

Call Girl quickly jumps down and I follow her, meeting up with the rest of the team as we start to rush through the U-Stor-It. What we notice is the minions aren't wearing their usual chaos masks, but rather they're wearing hoods with a black question mark on top. Mysterion has fully taken over the U-Stor-it. We need to act and move quickly. I hope we don't have to run into General Disarray or else we're all dead.

Douchebag is just there, staring blankly as usual. He went through a lot during the Stick of Truth and now but he's a strong kid. If things go wrong, we won't be able to go back in time. Maybe Douchebag can but it's very unlikely. The minions are all around us but get knocked out as we just want to focus on our prize.

With the warehouse in sight, we quickly advance forward to see Mysterion talking to a minion. We all hide but Douchebag takes his bow and arrow to aim at him. "I'll snipe this fucker now…"

"Are you fucking crazy?! You'll get us all killed!" Token says.

"Hey. I saved everyone's ass before and I'll do it again. Even if it fails, we'll always prevail. Retribution," Douchebag looks at everyone.

"With inclusion…" Everyone else says in unison.

"Good. Now...let's get going with-"

Mysterion appears behind him. "Going...with...what..?" He smirks at him and chuckles. "Oh, you stupid poor superhero deadbeats...the fallen angels of my sister…"

"Kenny! We need to talk it out with you! We are very sorry about your loss. We all are and want to help you but if you keep going down this path you have laid out in front of you, we can't fucking help you!"

"WHO CARES?! YOU ALL FAILED ME! YOU ALL FAILED MY SISTER!"

Douchebag sighs deeply and pulls out his Master Razor. "Don't make me slice and beat you into submission…"

Kenny slowly pulled out a green vile. "I hope you remember this...let's see if your powers can defeat me this time...and no, you are not going to fart on my balls. THIS! This vile right here," He gave it a little shake. "Will make sure that I am stronger than ever...stronger than you...stronger…" He popped the cork and drank it, making his body turn green and his voice more distorted. " tha ! !" He lets out a very loud roar and instantly jumps at us, specifically going for DOuchebag.

Douchebag is quick though. He stabs at Kenny before rolling to the side and wiping the blood off of the blade. Ïs that all you can do? Jump attack me?¨

"Heh...still worthy as ever...why don't you join me? It'll be fun and easy to take over this town with."

"Nah, I don't side with traitors…"

"Very well then. I have someone else then who can help me with this project of mine. CHAOS! RISE! RISE!"

We all look around and feel the roof shaking violently. He didn't really manipulate him did he…? Did he…?

A large robot suddenly starts to emerge from the ground. The robot was made out of tinfoil, cardboard, and reinforced steel. A loud feedback is sent through the megaphones as we all cover our ears and fall onto our knees.

"Well, well, well...look who decided to show up! Freedom Pals. Here for something? Or someone? Or for a couple people? I can guess but I want to make sure who it is," Mysterion says.

"Ah! Fuck you Mysterion! We're here for you and for the Professor! Professor Chaos that is! Where is he?!"

"Oh? Here for me? I thought you came by for General Disarray AND Professor Chaos. Well, At least Chaos is alive. Somewhat. As for me…" His robot begins to whir and missiles begin to emerge and rest out onto his shoulders. "I will kill all of you here and now."

I look at Douchebag who seems to be worried. He shrugs at me and I shrug back. "What do we do dude?"

"I don't know, Coon. We're all stuck here unless Freeman's is open. Is it?"

"I think so. Why?"

"Cover me. I need a few of us to come with me. Everyone else fend off Mysterion. Get a few to find Chaos as a rescue mission so-" Orange and red explosions go off near us, causing us to fly off the building and land in different areas of the U-Stor-It.

I quickly get up and help Douchebag and Call Girl up. "DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Call Girl sighs deeply with worry and regret. "Do you think it's just us now…?"

Douchebag looks at her and smacks her with a glove. "Don't think like that right now. If anything, we need to head to Freeman's right away. Do we have a radio?"

An echo is heard inside our minds as a soft voice begins to sound off in our heads. "If anyone can hear me, this is Doctor Timothy! We're okay! We're all scattered and don't know where any of you are. If you hear this message, then this may be our last time together. He's too powerful. I'm currently with Super Craig and Wonder Tweek and Tupperware. We're going to attempt to find Professor Chaos and make a link up with any Freedom Pals remaining. Godspeed everyone. If you see any members, don't hesitate to approach them. Current location is on the South side of the main building! Hurry! There's-" Several explosions sound off as the fireballs grow with each explosion. "HURRY! THIS IS DOCTOR TIMOTHY SENDING S.O.S! I REPEAT! S.O.S!" The voice disappears as we all look at each other.

"We have to save them!" Call Girl yells.

"NO! I have a plan! Trust me! Come on! Freeman's Tacos we go!" Douchebag shouts.

"Douchebag is right. Do you forget about his secret powers? He can save us. We need to trust him."

She shakes her head and hands us a phone. "Call me if you really need me. I'm going to save the others." She doesn't hesitate to turn around and head to the explosions. We both look at each other and make a break for it. Hopefully we have time and get this sorted out...