11. Shepherd's Pie

"What is that lovely smell, Spicer? What are you cooking? You do realise I have servants for this particular chore?" Chase mentioned as he walked into the kitchen. Jack grinned sheepishly.

"It's my homemade Shepherd's Pie, and I know but I wanted to cook something for you for a change. I hope you like it." Chase wound his arms around his mate's waist and kissed the albino's neck simultaneously.

"Oh no you don't, Chase. Save that for later! Dinner first!" Chase chuckled.

"Of course, my Jack. Denahi, set the table." Chase ordered a nearby cat, to which said feline nodded and changed into his human form to help Jack and his master ready for dinner.

12. Bra

Chase tried, oh boy did he try. He tried so hard not to laugh and give away his hiding place. He originally came to visit Jack about a certain showdown that had happened earlier that day. Jack had lost a Sheng Gong Wu and lost it rather embarrassingly. But what Chase saw was instant forgiveness.

Jack was singing Lady Gaga's 'Just dance'. Chase watched with amusement as Jack swung his hips to the beat, singing at the top of his voice completely off key. Chase's sides started to hurt from holding back his laughter, as Jack dressed up a Jack-bot and started to grind against it.

"Just dance! Gunna be okay! Dam doo doo doo! Just dance!"

Jack twirled around, opened his eyes and spotted the warlord leaning against the door way in the shadows. Frozen in place, Jack blushed bright red. Chase in that moment lost it, completely toppled over, collapsed to the floor holding his sides laughing.

Jack was wearing a bra, a skirt (a mini skirt at that), a see-through blouse and knee high boots.

"Thank you, Spicer!" Chase said, trying to breathe. "You made my day!"

13. Table

The table in Chase's dining room was an early 16th Century piece, it was mahogany and had a beautiful sheen to it. It was rare, only 5 in existence. Chase and Jack had many dinners and many conversations at this table.

Chase shamelessly had shoved Jack upon this table and had his evil and wicked way with him.

Poor Table...

14. Church

"Father, I have sinned." Jack sighed.

"And how have you sinned, my child?"

"I love a man, father, and I do not wish to love him."

There was silence.

"What do you believe you should do about it?"

Jack looked up with a hungry look.

"Have my way with him and drop this stupid church fetish!" Jack yelled and lunged for the warlord whom was smirking at his mate.

15. Plans

Jack growled in frustration and ran his hands through his hair. His blueprints weren't making any sense, and he was the one that made them! Measurements were completely off, making the new bot out of proportion and non-fightable for battle. Something didn't add up.

A chuckle echoed across the basement lair, causing Jack to look up and focus away from his work.

"Something the matter, Spicer?" Jack turned and noticed Chase standing off to one side.

"Should have known you'd be the one to foil my plans. What did I do now?" Chase grinned at the accusation.

"Well, what did you do? You forgot what day it is... we have a meeting later." Jack was confused momentarily.

"Shit! Our date! That's today?!" Jack exclaimed, panicking. He dropped everything and made a break for the stairs to the ground floor of the house.

"I'll be down and ready in 10 minutes!" Chase chuckled at the exclamation. Jack would forget his head if it weren't screwed on. Chase chuckled at the thought. Curse that boy's humour.

16. Lust

Jack looked over and saw Chase walk past him, head held high. His long ink coloured hair blew behind him authenticating his beauty as an immortal warlord. Jack was in awe of this beautiful creature. How could Chase live for so long and still look gorgeous was above anything he could think of.

Chase looked over at Jack with a glare, Jack just swooned. Even if Chase didn't like him, at least he gave him the time of day to glare at him. That was enough, enough to acknowledge him. Jack did know this, if Chase ever got bored and need a release (if you know what I mean hahaha) Jack was always up for the challenge.

Jack sighed. Chase looked away and ignored the genius entirely. Jack wished he could have a chance, he activated his helipack and flew into the sky. What Jack missed was the smirk that Chase threw him as he flew up into the clouds.

17. Whipped Cream

Jack hummed a merry tune as he made his triple scooped banana sundae. He grinned as he placed flakes around the bowl, hundreds and thousands scattered about as he shook the bottle over the dessert. Jack picked up the whipped cream and squirted it across the banana.

Chase chose then to enter the kitchen.

"Spicer? What is it that you are doing?" Chase said as he walked over to him. Jack turned and grinned at the warlord.

"Oh hey, babe! Just making a Banana Sundae a la Spicer." Chase looked over the goth's shoulder. He chuckled at the sweet mess that was currently in the bowl.

"My my, Spicer. Surely all this sugar sweetness will end up rotting your teeth?" Chase grinned, obviously merely joking.

"Oh hush, I take perfect care of my teeth, I just tend to like banana sundaes. Don't get me started on your love for fairy cakes, I could in theory say the same for you." Jack blackmailed playfully.

Chase chuckled in reply, then eyed the whipped cream. Jack caught the warlord's sight lock on the can.

"Tonight?" Chase grinned at his mate. Jack laughed.

"Just let me eat my dessert first..." Chase kissed along the albinos neck.

"I'd rather I'd have mine first, but I suppose will have to be patient. Enjoy my porcelain doll, I shall be in the library should you come looking for me afterwards." Chase grinned as he pecked Jack's lips and then left the albino to much away on the dessert. Jack sighed.

"I swear that man only cares for sex..." He sat at the table in the middle of the kitchen, then took a bite out of the dessert. Slowly a grin appeared on his face after he swallowed.

"But then again, I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it." After Jack had finished he then ran out of the kitchen leaving the bowl and taking the can with him.

Jack would have his way with the war lord for once, and the bastard was going to enjoy it.

Shepherds Pie: Chase! WHY YOU SO HORNY?!
Bra: OMG! This was mental! A friend and I were just merely talking about our gay friend and couldn't help but giggle at the thought of him in drag! (Don't get me wrong, whatever takes your fancy. No problems here and all support) Made an excellent storyline XD
Table:...Short but sweet... but all in all...That poor table! XD
Church: Apologies toMoonHeart1313As one of her recent fics that I had read was 'The Confession' (I suggest reading it! it was so good!) But this truly was written a while ago, I just didn't wish for it to seem that I had copied. Love you loads Moon! XD Anyway this was just a laugh about the whole gay/church deal.
Plans: Chase you is sneaky!
Lust: Jack you admire waaaaaaay too much XD
Whipped Cream:... No comment XD