33. Boobs

Jack was excited to find out about the release of Xiaolin Chronicles. Chase humoured his pale lover and had sat down with him to watch the cartoon. Chase grinned as he couldn't keep his excitement to himself, bouncing up and down in his seat like a 4 year old child.

"Chase, it's starting!" Chase chuckled at Jack's frenzy of trepidation, the introduction of the first episode began to play. Jack's excitement stopped suddenly.

"Wait...what? Okay, strange design... can over look it, I guess. Another Omi? Finally the Cheese ball may have family!..."Jack giggled.

"Hey look! It's yo- WHAT!?" They hadn't even finished the intro and Jack already had complaints. Chase however wasn't fussed.

"Anatomically incorrect on my reptilian form, but that's fine. I have had worse designs in history. Although, I quite like how I have been, as you would say, 'beefed up'." Jack scowled and ignored the warlord to spot another villain on the screen.

"Who's this bitch!" Chase fixed his sight back on the screen in front of him to see a young woman, dressed similarly to himself. Chase noted aloud.

"Interesting. A daughter or a sister perhaps?" Jack growled.

"Nope! That or I have competition!"

Chase laughed heartily at his lover. Places his arm over the genius's shoulders.

"Spicer, this is an alternate universe. Obviously, the creator has changed a few things, perhaps because of the budget or copyright-" Jack cut Chase off.

"I don't care! At least they were evil enough to give her small boobs!" Chase looked at his apprentice questioningly.

"What has that got to do with anything?" Jack gave the warlord an 'are you serious' look.

"It has everything to do with it! You said so! If you were to appreciate the female form (considering you are bisexual), she would, at least, have decent sized breasts!" Chase exploded into hysterical laughter.

"Spicer, are you telling me, that you have gone green-eyed over a cartoon alternate universe?" Jack suddenly went quiet.

"No..."

"Chase nuzzled into Jack's ruby locks.

"Spicer. No one, I repeat, NO ONE will ever take your place." Jack smiled shyly and snuggled against Chase's breast plate.

"Good."

-...In the end, Dashi triumphed trapping Wuya in a spring...-

Chase and Jack froze.

"Did Fung just say...a spring?" Chase looked down at Jack and they just looked at each other... before collapsing and clutching their sides.

"Oh wow!" Jack almost cried tears. Chase bellowed with laughter.

"Chase, if you think that's bad, in the leaked trailer/WIP- you called Sheng Gong Wu - doohickies!" Jack giggled.

Chase stopped suddenly.

"Now, I am offended."

Tears escaped from Jack's red eyes, and he struggled to breath. Jack forced himself to stop laughing.

"Either way, Spicer. We are no longer watching this... garbage." Jack looked at the warlord as he stood.

"I'm going to train." Chase called over his shoulder to let the genius know where he was going.

"Tsh. Doohickies." Chase mumbled under his breath. Unfortunately, Jack heard him as giggles and snorts came from his direction.

34. Bed

If there is one thing that Jack loved more than his robots and Chase? It was his bed. Oh no, not Jack's. Chase's.

Jack wouldn't know how to explain it. It was soft, yet firm. Warm, yet cold. Large enough to fit Chase and Jack, plus several warriors in it and there would still be room to move about.

Jack loved, Chase's bed. Well he supposed it was their bed. They were lovers as well as Master and Apprentice. Jack loved to sleep in this bed as much as he could, if Chase would allow it (training, sex, outings, sex, showdowns, sex, boredom, se- you get the idea.).

Jack loved the sheets that Chase would cover it with. Jack was never a lover of silk, it felt scratchy on his skin, even though the fabric was supposed to be soft. He remembered when he had to tell Chase. He felt extremely picky, and very fussy. Didn't at all wished to upset his draconic lover.

But Chase had been fine with it, glad he had been told even. Chase didn't want his lover to uncomfortable; if Jack didn't like the sheets or they irritated his skin, then he would change them.

Jack mentioned that although silk was expensive and as Chase lived like a warlord as he should, Jack said that satin was perhaps the next best thing. Jack LOVED satin, black or red mainly. Chase smiled minutely at his lover, kissing his black eyebrow.

"Don't worry, Spicer." He had said. "I told you, if there isn't anything you like or wish to change to make yourself more comfortable in my keep; tell me and we can work something out."

Jack was glad Chase was happy with Jack's little picky nature. Now the bed was covered in black and red satin sheets, just as Jack liked it. Chase didn't seemed too bothered by the colour choice, a bed is a bed. It strangely suited the warlords bedroom and also symbolized sexuality.

Jack smiled at that.

Well, the thought was nice, but so was the smirking lips nipping at his throat.

35. Pillow

Chase knew Jack was very much his.. fan boy. Chase knew what he was doing when he decided to give the boy another chance.

He knew that Jack would be over excited and thrilled that he would be back in the warlord's good graces. Jack would throw himself into Chase's arms and declare that he was grateful, promised to make him proud.

Chase smirked as he entered the albino's room, openly noticing the teen sprawled on his back. Snoring. It was well into the afternoon, but didn't mind. Jack was very much a night owl. It didn't surprise Chase that Jack had slept till gone noon.

What Chase didn't expect was how he was greeted.

Chase sat upon the red sheeted duvet, which was barely covering Jack. Chase noted that Jack liked to sleep nude. Chase grinned dirtily, he could live with that. He shook the boy gently as not to scare him awake.

Jack opened his eyes; the warlord believed him to be awake. Chase went to speak, only to get a face full of a pillow.

"Five more minutes!" Was the mumbled shout, followed by light snoring as Jack rolled onto his side.

Normally, the warlord would retaliate. But he believed that patience was a virtue. Chase eyed the blanket which had uncovered a very pale and tantalizing bottom. Chase gave a very dark grin and teleported back to his citadel.

Oh was patience ever a virtue. He would get his own back. That and collect not only an apprentice, but a lover as well. Jack would regret sleeping in... but only for this one time.

36. Butt

Seeing Chase at a showdown was not or has ever been a surprise. He would often come either out of boredom or just to show up the monks. Jack would be there, no surprise there either. Always making a fool out of himself or getting hurt.

The monks were as usual. Cocky, full of themselves and believed they were good, when all they did is feed each other's egos.

But what was striking about this showdown, wasn't the Wu. It wasn't a new robot that Jack had made. I wasn't Wuya's new dress. But rather Chase's state of dress.

The warlord wasn't wearing his usual armour, but rather civilian clothing.

He wore a tight black muscle shirt, dark blue jeans and green sneakers. Everyone's jaws dropped. Chase took the compliment silently and stepped forward to take the Wu from the dazzled monks and other Heylin. The monks shook themselves out of it and including Wuya and they raced to the Wu before Chase could out right win it.

The showdown was over quickly, Chase being the victor. Jack hadn't moved, however. Although since then had closed his mouth.

Jack was openly ogling the warlord's new wardrobe, and smirked in approval. Chase nodded his head in thanks as he passed the genius.

SMACK

Chase paused and turned towards the albino, who wore a very cheeky grin.

"What? I couldn't let that ass go without a touch!" Chase shook his head and chuckled.

"You only got one cheek." Chase said quietly to the albino, smirking as Jack's jaw dropped once again.

Was that a come on?

Chase disappeared as he teleported away.

Everyone looked at Jack and at the space where Chase had left. Jack shook his head and grinned, activating his helipack.

Jack squealed as he flew away.

"I TOUCHED THE BUTT!"

THEY'RE BACK!

Boobs: I don't know why but I kept thinking back toMoonHeart1313's review on the first episode XD This one is dedicated to her XD
Bed: Jack you are so finicky!...Chase is still a horny bastard XD
Pillow: Because Jack is Jack XD And Chase will make sure that payback is as good as it's given;) XD
Butt: I blame my friend at college. All with the film references is his thing. It's so annoying XD But this one made me laugh. All because he was saying that he saw a really fit guy get on his train and his reaction to the guy - whilst texting me - was "Mustn't...touch...the...butt" XD