44. Ruler

Chase exhaled slowly as he pushed his arms out into a gentle line, also moving his legs into position. His ember eyes were closed and blocked behind eyelids from any one to put off the warlord. Some of the cat warriors were allowed to join in, as long as they were quiet and gave Chase some room to work with.

After a few more minutes, Chase pulled himself into a relaxed standing position to finish his tai-chi and to which then gave the signal to the warriors that their master would then expect them to morph and disperse.

Once Chase opened his eyes he found to be encircled by sleeping cats. The warlord chuckled as he then merely side stepped a few to avoid them. Some of them even dared to growl and purr at him. Chase just grinned cheekily at them before stalking off to find his lover.

Chase didn't have to look far as Jack was always in either the library or his new lab that Chase had given Jack permission to create in the citadel. Chase leaned on the door frame of the new established lair of the genius and looked for Jack, which was easy as he was directly in his line of vision now. Chase smirked at the sight.

Chase had a tantalizing view of the genius' lovely round rump as Jack was leant over the table looking at some designs. Chase smirked as Jack didn't even notice his presence enter the room... and no wonder! The goth had his head phones on which were blaring some electric guitar riffs.

Chase continued to lock his ember stare at the black-clothed-covered lily-white behind that belonged to his Spicer. Jack shifted onto each foot, which cause his arse to wiggle slightly, before getting comfortable and then going back to pencilling in something that Chase no longer cared for.

Chase remembered that mouth-watering backside that was previously sat snugly in his lap that morning. Chase smirk widened as he had been woken up with Jack on top of him. Jack had a naughty and shit eating grin as he had started to grind that delicious derriere down on to the warlord's growing crotch.

While Chase would never be angry with such behaviour from Jack, in fact he always encouraged it. He very much enjoyed it! Jack, however, then left him with an evil and deceiving grin. Apparently the warlord did something to annoy his lover- or Jack just wanted some fun.

Chase certainly got funny looks from his warriors when he walked out from his bedroom after getting dressed. He couldn't figure out why, until one had the audacity to laugh and comment,

"Ha! The look of sexual frustration! Not very often Master has such a face! What did he do now?!"

Chase sorted that quite quickly, needless to say.

Back to staring at Jack's beautiful bottom, he pondered on what to do to get back at the genius. Many ideas flickered in and out of the warlord's head, causing his mouth to water at the possibilities. Chase looked over from the doorway, to the bench that was placed against the wall right by the door. On top of it, rested a meter long ruler. The type you find teachers using to draw lines on the black/white board, or using them to find how tall you are.

Chase reached over and grinned evilly. The ruler was metal and not wood, Chase knew exactly what he was going to do.

Carefully, Chase stalked over to the genius who was still unaware of what the warlord was planning. Chase heard his lover sing quietly, smiling at the choice of song.

"You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be. I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see? Stacy's mom has got it goin' on, she's all I want and I've waited for so long. Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me, I know it might be wrong but... I'm in love with Stacy's mom."

'Right you are, Spicer. You are most certainly not a little boy anymore.' Chase thought.

But no more sentiment and on with the revenge. Chase stood to the left of Jack from behind and grinned as Jack didn't even look up. Chase grinned when he realised that Jack was going to, or rather try, to kill him. The thrill of a red line across those lily white cheeks- Chase raised the metal stick up and swung.

THWACK!

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" Came the squeal from Jack's mouth. Chase had dropped the ruler shortly after it had made impact and childishly ran out, giggling with glee. All the while hearing Jack curse every single profanity and swear under the sun. Chase knew Jack saw him run out, he hadn't even bothered to make it seem like it wasn't his fault.

Chase laughed as Jack's holler from down the hall, echoed throughout the whole citadel.

"CHASE, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE GUNNA GET IT! THAT FUCKING HURT!"

45. Wax

Jack hated this part of beauty, it was a tedious job and it hurt like fuck. Jack sighed, well the saying is 'no pain, no gain'. Chase always comment on how beautiful his legs always were; how smooth they were. Chase couldn't keep his claws off of him. Jack was, is, always flattered that Chase would want him at all. But Chase always squashed any doubt should the albino think of any.

Jack applied a pink gooey substance to his leg, covering a spot of leg hair upon his left leg. Jack then place a paper strip on top. Jack was sure Chase would freak should Chase walk in and see how he maintains his natural beauty.

The door opened and in walked in Chase.

"Spicer, once you are done cha-" Chase looked up and looked at his lover that was currently sitting on the lid of the toilet.

"What are you doing, Spicer?" Jack didn't say a word and yanked the strip of his leg and cringed in temporary burning pain, then showing the strip of paper with hair on it. Chase looked paler than he was before he entered the room.

"You- why?!" Jack giggled at the warlord horrified expression. Didn't Chase know?

"How else would I get smooth legs, Chase? I'm naturally hairy! I wax my chest too, you know."

"I actually thought your legs were like that anyway.." Jack looked at him with a weird look.

"Oh come on! Once upon a time, you actually kidnapped me from my bath tub... with me still wearing a towel and you didn't even notice!?" Jack laughed when Chase shook his head. Chase began to hold on to the wall.

Jack watched as Chase started to teeter. Jack stopped smiling when Chase passed out onto the floor of the bathroom.

Jack ran to his side. The genius shook his head, of course. Chase refused to get his hair cut, unless it was for a trim, therefore hated anything to do with removal of hair unnerved the warlord.

Well, who knew Chase had tonsurephobia.

46. Godzilla

Jack and Chase were watching Godzilla (1998 version), laughing at the part when they find out that Godzilla was pregnant, therefore he was a she.

"Oh my gosh! That's priceless, his face!" Chase nodded as he agreed with his apprentice.

"I agree, Godzirra is a magnificent creature. To think such a dinosaur or perhaps a drag- What?!" Jack was in hysterics.

The genius clutched his sides and tried so hard to force himself to breathe normally, his eyes were leaking tears.

"I'm s-s-sorr-ry! G-go back a m-minute!" Jack snorted. "What did you call the lizard?"

Chase looked at the genius and realised what he had done. The warlord face palmed.

"Oh fuck... Chinese Takeaway much?" Jack collapsed in giggles again, landing in the warlord's lap.

"It seems my slowly dying accent just won't give up without a fight." Jack calmed himself.

"I'm sorry, Chase. That was just so funny, you know I'm not racist or anything- but I just couldn't help it!" Chase chuckled along with him.

"It's alright, Jack. I know you mean well." Jack smiled and leaned up to peck the warlord on the lips, which was rewarded by the warlord leaning down.

Jack then rested his head back into Chase's lap but only to bolt up a few seconds later.

"Can we name your d-"

"No."

47. Mud Bath

"Spicer, I refuse to get in to a bath full of dirt." Chase said resolutely, turning his nose up in disgust. They were taking a long walk at midday, just enjoying each other's company, when Jack stumbled upon a disgusting puddle, as Chase put it.

"Oh you big baby! Seriously, the mud is a combination of local volcanic ash, imported Canadian peat and naturally heated mineral waters. It's known to be good for arthritis and also it is very relaxing! You should know all this." Jack argued, dropping his towel causing Chase to be very protective of his lovers bare-clad body. He didn't need to be so cautious because there was no one here. Plus there was a river nearby should they want to wipe off the mud.

"Oh, stop being a pussy and get in here!" Jack said, his nose started doing that cute scrunched up thing whenever he was mad, Chase liked that face. A bit too much. Chase cringed and dropped his towel too, stepping into the mud bath.

Chase's wanted to get out immediately. It felt disgusting, and because he was nude, the mud was everywhere. The oddest sensation had to be that it was warm.

Jack snickered at the warlord's face, but was happy that Chase sat down beside him in the pit.

"I told you it's fine."

"It's warm. I'm not sure if I like this, Spicer." Chase was acting like a child. Who knew Chase hated mud.

"Oh, come on! Chase, I'm right here. Lean back against the edge, close your eyes and just relax." Jack said as he did as he said. Chase looked sceptical for a moment before giving in.

Chase relax his head back and clasped his hand around Jack's. They both laid there, in silence, listening to the birds and the other animals nearby.

Hm. It was relaxing in a way, Chase would agree. But Mud? Chase would gladly lay in a field and cloud watch, that was relaxing.

Jack had the weirdest of hobbies and information. Chase felt himself been shaken and opened his eyes instantly. The first thing he noticed was that it was dark.

"Strange, it certainly turned to night fast." Jack giggled.

"Babe, you fell asleep. Admit it, mud baths are relaxing." Chase looked away, embarrassed that Jack was right.

"Shut up, Spicer. Let get cleaned up and get home."

48. Rays

Chase rubbed his temples as he heard his lover sing. Normally, Chase loved his lover's voice, both when talking and singing. Chase, however, could not take the incessant and unending sing of science songs.

Jack's current favourite was on the electromagnetic spectrum.

"Radio waves, Microwaves, Infra red radiation, visible light, ultra violet, x-rays, gamma rays!"

Chase would have killed Jack by now, unfortunately Jack had a test in physics tomorrow.

Chase groaned.

24 hours of this shit.

Thanks to MoonHeart 13 who I love dearly right now, she helped me jump-start my brain for ideas and in return I helped her with her own XD

Ruler: *snicker* Like you never done it! I done this to a friend of mine... only she got turned on by it... which is fine because she is practically my wife XD

Wax: Moon, I love you! When think of one for wax, my original thought was to talk about the science of the candle... but then my brain died. SO THANKS MOON!

Godzilla: I have a Chinese friend, and whenever she spoke about godzilla... omg I died! I couldn't help it! I am in no way racist... but holy crap XD The part at the end was partly my idea and partly Moons XD

Mud baths: Chase just get over yourself!

Rays: I DONE THIS ON MY OWN! I hate this song XD The guy who sings it... PFFT. Look it up and laugh. Electromagnetic Spectrum Song (Singapore) you'll know which one XD I know it's short but I refuse to go into this XD Nerd stuff is for Jack XD

Xiaolin Showdown (c) Christy Hui

Story (c) Me

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