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Paradise. Chapter 15-Birthdays.
Monday, October 19, 2020
Channing was in her office looking for something. That something was the Warner's birth certificates. After a few minutes of searching, her secretary, John walks into her office. "Miss Dungey. I have some bad news. I couldn't find their birth certificates." he said. "Did you check their files and, I couldn't find their birth certificates," he said Channing thought of something but…. He couldn't, could he? "John… I think Plotz shredded their birth certificates!" she said. "Isn't that a crime in Los Angeles?" he asked. "Unfortunately, It's not. I need to go to City Hall later today so I can find them," she said, her secretary nodded.
Channing drove to Los Angeles City Hall. was a tall building with windows running down the front. The WB C.E.O parked her Lexus and killed the engine. She was still fuming at the former C.E.O. she couldn't believe Plotz would do that! She was so upset at him for doing that. Channing got her mask out and put it on.
Then she walked inside the building. And walked over to the front desk. "Hello, do you have an appointment?" the woman asked. "No, I didn't set one up, it's urgent," she said. Then she got a call from the school. The school also called Channing about their documents too that they were missing their birth certificates too. "I'm sorry, it's my kids' school," she said as she answered them. "Hello?"
"Miss. Dungey, Wakko got into a fight." Dr. Hershey said.
"What?! When did this happen?" she asked. "A few minutes ago. He and this boy named Jason got into a fight on the playground."
"Was he involved?" she asked. "No, he wasn't but Jason did hit him first."
"Alright, I'll come to the school as soon as I finish up here. Tell Wakko to stray there," she said as she hung up.
"I'm sorry about that. I need three copies of the birth certificates of Yakko Alvin Warner. Wakko William Warner and Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III birth certificates please."
She typed them up on the computer. "Oh, Yes. They are in the Los Angeles files. I would have to print out copies of them." she said as she printed out copies of them, then she handed them back to her in files. "Thank you so much," she said.
She walked out of the building and rushed to the school.
There were no parents in sight. The only cars there were the teachers. She parked, grabbed the files, and rushed into the building. She went into the office. She didn't see Wako anywhere. "Excuse me. I need to speak to Dr. Hershey," she said. Abigail looks up and puts her glasses on the bridge of her nose. "Oh, Channing. Yes, Dr. Hershey is available now," he said. Channing went inside and into the principal's office.
"Dr. Hershey?" Channing asked. Dr. Hershey was sitting at her desk on the school's computer. "Hi, Channing." She said Channing took a seat and set the file on her desk. "Here are their birth certificates." She said Dr. Hershey took it and opened the file and pulled out each one. And each one said this on the top of them.
STATE OF CALIFORNIA
COUNTY OF LOS ANGELES • REGISTRAR-RECORDER/COUNTY CLERK
THS
CHILD: NAME OF CHILD — FIRST:
YAKKO MIDDLE:
ALVIN
LAST: WARNER
SEX: MALE
DATE OF BIRTH: 09\12\06
Dr. Hershey put all the information into the computer and she went to Wakko's next.
THS
CHILD:
NAME OF CHILD — FIRST:
WAKKO
MIDDLE:
WILLIAM
LAST: WARNER
SEX: MALE
DATE OF BIRTH: 11\15\09
The last one was Dot's so she put her into the computer last. But her name was long to put into the records so she put her name as "Dot"
THS
CHILD:
NAME OF CHILD — FIRST:
DOT
MIDDLE:
LUISA
LAST: WARNER
SEX: FEMALE
DATE OF BIRTH: 10\22\10
Dr. Hershey puts it into the computer. After that, she called Wakko into her office. "Nurse. Jordan. Could you please send Wakko down to come to the office." she said.
Just then, Wakko came in. Channing gasped as she saw him. He had a black eye. His clothes were dirty. His jeans were messed up. His hat was off and in his hand. He had a black eye. Channing noticed that he had a little bit of blood coming from his nose that the nurse managed to clean up. "Who did this to you?" Channing asked. "My new bully." then Wakko said something that Channing didn't hear. Bloody idiot. He muttered. "Wakko, sit down." Dr. Hershey said. Wakko did and took off his sweater. Channing saw the orange sand on his blue Animiancs T-shirt. "What happened to your shirt?" She asked, "Jason took it off my body and kicked it in the kickball field then he gave it back to me." he said putting his feet on the seat and sighing. "And your jeans?"
"He kicked sand from the kickball field onto them…" he said. "Did Yakko help you?"
"He didn't even see us," he said, his accent getting slightly thicker as he spoke. Channing cringed at that. His accent has never gotten thicker before. "I just wanna go home!" He tried not to growl at her as he spoke. But he wasn't upset at the grownups. He was upset at Jason and the fact that he couldn't even use his Hammerspace was worse. How can he defend himself without getting in trouble?! Wakko sighed and sat there.
A few minutes after thinking - he finally spoke up. "Am I in trouble, Dr. Hershey?" The middle Warner asked. "No you're not Wakko, but Jason is! I will be having a meeting with his parents tomorrow about his behavior here at this school," she told Wakko sternly.
He nodded. "What do I do now? Do I go back to class? Or do I go home with Channing?" Wakko asked the grownups. Channing thought for a moment. Wakko is in pretty bad shape. And he could use some medical attention. He looks at Wakko. Wakko had puppy eyes and he had hands grasped together. Silently begging in his head saying; I wanna go home. please!
Channing nodded. "Come, Wakko, we can go home." she smiled. "Okay! Can we get In-N-Out?" Wakko asked. "Sure. Let's go to In-N-Out," she said, grabbing his backpack and they both walked out of the office than out of the school.
It was a beautiful day in L.A, Wakko and Channing went to In-N-Out. They couldn't go inside because of the coronavirus. So they had to go through the drive-thru. "Welcome to In-N-Out burger. How can I help you?" the man asked. "Hi, can I get one hamburger and three double-doubles?" Channing asked. "Alright. Would you like fries with that?" the man asked.
"Yes. two baskets of french fries please." She said "And for drinks, I'll have one medium Diet Coke and one small Root Beer." she said. "Alright. That'll be $23.25, please pull up to the second window." the man said.
her Lexus drove up to the window. The window opened and a man wearing a white polo shirt, red pants, and an In-N-Out paper hat the man had a red mask on too. He handed her a white bag that said the name of the restaurant with a large yellow arrow going in a seven style. Channing puts the bag in the backseat of her car next to Wakko's backpack "That'll be $23.25, please." the man said. Channing handed him a ten and a twenty. "Here you go, keep the change please," she said. The man gave her a thumbs-up as they drove off. "How about some radio?" Channing said as she put on the radio. Then they made it back home.
"Hey, Channing?" Channing turns to look at the middle Warner. "When is Plotz getting a court trial?" Wakko said. Mentioning the old C..E.O of the company.
"I don't know probably in a few months why?" she asked, driving up to the gate to get into the neighborhood. "I want to see him in jail! He has to pay!" he said. Channing frowned. "I do too Wakko, and probably your siblings do also," she said as she pulled her car up to the driveway and they got out. "Oh, Wakko. I got you and your siblings' birth certificates today and your birthday is next month!" she said. "Really? What day?" he asked, excitedly getting his backpack out of the backseat.
"It's on the fifteenth. But Dot's is up first." She explained to him.
"Oh, Faboo. When is hers?"
"It's the 22nd of this month."
"Doesn't Zurhi have the same birthday?" Wakko asked, shocked. Channing only smiled and nodded her head. Wakko grinned and ran to the garage. "Come on mum." he said "Okay, okay, chill out. Man, after getting injured you're still very positive."
"Well, what can I say? Yakko taught us how to always be positive," he said, smiling. Channing walked to the keypad and typed in the code. Which was just their zip code for the house. Then the garage door opened and they walked inside to the door that leads to the house. They went into the home. Wakko put his backpack down on the floor as Channing put the food on the counter. Wakko grabbed his Coke and began to drink it. She put his meal in front of him and he began to eat his Double-Double. He wanted to save the other two for his sibs.
Wakko was done eating, he got up and threw out his stuff in the garbage. Channing was in the living room, Wakko walked over to the couch and sat on it. He picked up the remote and put on 382—the channel for Nickelodeon, since they've moved in. they had to navigate Xfinity. They didn't have that T.V provider in the movie lot. They had something called Akari, Wakko smiled as SpongeBob was on. He loves SpongeBob, and his sibs also he started watching SpongeBob SquarePants.
Just then. Scott walks into the house. "Hey. Channing."
"Scott. I have some good news," she said. "What is it?" he asked. "Well. Remember how I told you yesterday how I was going to search for the Warner's birth certificates?" she asked,
Scott nodded "Well. I found out, and." she said as she handed three slips of paper to her husband. "Oh, so Yakko's birthday is on September 12th. And Dot's birthday is coming up?!" he said. Channing nodded. Scott looked at Wakko's birth certificate again then nodded. "Why is he home early?" he asked. "Jason did this to me," Wakko said. "Who's Jason?" Scott asked. "He's this moron who hates Cartoons and cartoon characters."Wakko spat. "Disgusting!" Wakko said. Scott looked at the In-N-Out bag sitting on the counter. "Who's that for?" he asked. "It's for Wakko," Channing said. "But he only ate one," Channing said, concerned.
Scott walked over to him, "Wakko, is something bothering you?"
"I-I just can't believe that Jason called me that," he said as he took off his shoes and put his feet up on the couch and his body up to his legs. "Wak…" Scott started. Wakko looked up at his guardian. "You have to ignore him. Okay? We can't expect to all just be nice to each other." he said. Wakko sighed, "I wish that people are nice to us all the time…. But that wasn't the case, not even in the cartoon, people are nice to us. It's not fair!" Wakko said, venting out his frustration to his guardians. "It's 2020! I wish things can change," he said, sighing. "Channing smiled. "Wak… why won't you take a shower and clean yourself up okay?" she asked. He nodded and walked upstairs to the bathroom and closed the door.
Wakko then got out of the bathroom. He had a towel wrapped around him. He felt much better than before.
Throwing his dirty clothes in the hamper. He opened the door and walked out of the bathroom and went to his room. He decided to put his Star Wars poster on his door that was held up by tape. He opened the door and went into his room.
Wakko walked out a few minutes later after putting on a blue Nike T-shirt and black basketball shorts. He walked downstairs then walked to the living room. Channing smiled as he walked up to her and hugged her. Channing smiled and returned it. "Thanks for taking me out of school, mum…" he hugged her again. Channing smiled and hugged him. Wakko got off of her and went up to his room to grab his switch to play Pokémon Sword.
Three o'clock came and Scott went to pick up Yakko, Dot, and Luisa. Soon they were going to hire a babysitter for Edain since they work a lot and the Warner's are at school for most of the day. Then, Yakko and Dot came home from school. Wakko was doing his homework. Yakko and Dot saw the In-N-Out bag sitting on the counter. "Awesome! Channing got us In-N-Out!" Dot said as she went inside the bag and pulled out her burger.
"Hey, Wakko, What happened?" Yakko asked to unwrap his burger and started eating.
"Jason happened…. He harassed me!" Wakko said "He did?! When I get a hold of him-!" Dot said, reaching into her Hammerspace and pulling out a mallet. "-I'm gonna pulverize him!" she said. Yakko cringed as he moved his crutches to the side. "Um, Dot. I don't think that'll be necessary," he said. "Yes, it is, Yakko! He bullied our brother! And we stick together!" she said, huffing, then picking up her burger and eating it. Yakko nodded and ate a fry.
End of Chapter 15