At the Gauer Residents, Candy, Kiki and Daniel were studying for their music class when Tyson came in with some cheese and crackers, thinking they could use a healthy study snack, "Thanks Tyson." smiled Kiki.
"So, Candy." said Tyson "Why do you decided to get some Lexington Cross Microwavables for dinner and at our house?"
"It's Aunt Davina," Candy explained, "She was at The Blue Skillet's Icecreamapalooza and won the ice cream contest for the tenth time in a row."
"She must've eaten a lot of ice cream." Guessed Tyson.
"And with only two brain freezes in Year 4 and Year 8." Replied Candy,
"I've read in my mom's medical journals that obesity is a sign to death." Explained Daniel, "Your heart can clog up and Kapoot!"
Remembering his dance classes, Tyson realized something, "I think my dance troupe can help." said Tyson.
"What about Principal Cherry?" asked Kiki, "She is a master dancer."
"Yeah." Replied Tyson, "I've seen students at The RDA go to her after school dance lessons, and they had limbs feeling like pudding."
"Good point." Replied Candy. "Tomorrow after school, Davina's workout session."
"Hey," shouted a dancer, "Check out this cool looking gondola next to this figurine of a kangaroo."
"Stop playing with those." groaned Davina, "Reg wouldn't like it if you play with those."
"Sorry." replied the dancer.
XxoxX
After school, Davina was arriving home when a sextet dancers appeared from the furniture, "Are you guys burglars?" asked Davina, "Because my wife hates it when burglars break in."
"No." corrected Tyson, "We're 'The Foxes of Flash'. Candy informed us about your Icecreamapalooza and we need you to help you stay healthy."
"Good thing Reg is back at The RDA paying those bills." replied Vice Principal Cherry.
"Oh yeah," recalled one dancer, "I remember her dancing/self defense lessons, they were aching."
"Enough complaining." replied Tyson, "Let's burn that cream off."
XxoxX
Fifteen minutes later, Candy, Kiki, and Daniel were riding from their bikes with grocery bags. By the window, they saw Vice Principal Cherry working out to the Bollywood beat of the Foxes of Flash.
Inside, they placed the groceries onto the table and got out the healthy snacks that Davina needed in case of a snack break. During a "Flashdance"-styled routine, in honor of the name the Foxes of Flash got, she started to smell something. "I love the smell of apples on a Appalachian Day."
She turned her head, to see a snack buffet lay out by Candy, Kiki, and Daniel. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away!" shouted Candy.
"Little Sugar sure knows how to clear up a buffet," smiled Davina.
The Foxes of Flash were petrified because she just said "Little Sugar."
"Davina," said Tyson, "sugar can slow you down and rot your teeth."
In order to avoid the confusion of her affectionate nickname and the facts about sugar troubles, she decided to "IMAGINE" on this. "As temptation taunts the fox," explained Kiki, "off we go into the hunter's waiting lair."
XxoxX
Everything turned into an Eskimo village, were dressed in their winter apparel.
"Winter's heavy and partly cloudy," Davina smiled. "And the snowfall leaves the tracks that catch a few. But if you're wily, you will leave them lying."
"This place is full of ice cream," Tyson replied. "Icky and gooey. Forgive my health nut behavior. I always worry that my family doesn't eat enough healthy food."
"Not just any ice cream, big brother," Kiki replied. "These are sugar free, organic, low fat, and frozen yogurt. You would've tried some if you don't constantly jump to conclusions. Remembering from the 'Berenstain Bears' books we use to read as kids. The book suggested she apple slices, nuts and raisin, and frozen yogurt."
Tyson didn't want to disappoint his little sister, so he took a lick of the frozen yogurt and liked it.
"As the hunter and the fox," Daniel replied, "try some of these flavors."
Everywhere in the eskimo village were baked potato chips, veggie chips, popsicles made from your favorite juice, muffins, popcorn, and dark chocolate.
"They say orange juice has pulp in it," advised Kiki, "but it's also high in vitamins."
"Carrots really improve eyesight," Kiki replied. "I'm so grateful that I always eat carrot curry for dinners on Mondays. Appetizer or main course."
"And raisins really raises your intelligence," replied Daniel, "which is why I place mine in my oatmeal."
"Oatmeal raisin," recalled Davina. "Just like the cookie."
"Since we already have enough chowing down," said Daniel, "how about a little dance session?"
Like magic, Daniel danced his way to help Davina stay in shape. Just then, a thump by the door came.
XxoxX
In reality, Aunt Regina came by the door to see her wife and the Foxes of Flash dancing like maniacs. "Being wiry and thinking loudly," she recalled, "about the things sent to make you move. You can't help it; there's no one in the world that can do it like you. I prefer your obesity just the way it is."
"But Principal Cherry," replied Tyson, "obesity can-"
Before Tyson could finish, Kiki shoved a low-fat cookie into his mouth.
"Of sharp as a whip and tough as an ox like you," smiled Davina. "Yes, I am the fox. I'm starting to feel a little bit better after Icecreamapalooza. And after my tenth win and the eskimo imagination, I'm done with them. Can't end up like a super-sized me."
"That's right, Aunt Davina," agreed Candy. "Who else is going to show sass on the piano?"
"Thanks for everything, big bro," Kiki said to Tyson. "Sorry about the cookie, but you got to try these junk food substitutes for a change. This isn't 1947 anymore."
Because of the entire junk food substitute snacking, the Cherrys decided to skip dinner on this. "It's a good thing I grabbed that chicken salad at O'Mickey's," smiled Principal Cherry. "You would not believe how many fast food place make healthy substitutes."
"Thanks, Aunt Regina," replied Candy. "And Bennie and Ronnie are going to help Dakota out at the pet shelter give those dogs a new home. I heard they give out free dinner for the volunteers."
After Candy, Kiki, and Daniel went up to do their homework, the Foxes of Flash decided to leave.
The End.