The Horrors of Spotify Ads

"'State Farm, prices made just for you! That's what I said now! Prices, prices that surprise you! So go ahead now, keep that money in your pocket! Save up, maybe one day buy a rocket!" Echoed down to the corridor to the tune of "Two Princes," followed by the sound of a hand swatting an arm, then a shrill yelp. Callen raised an eyebrow, glancing at Sam as the voices came closer.

"What is going on?" Sam asked as Kensi and Deeks made their appearance in the bullpen.

"If I have to hear one more Spotify ad, I'm going to go on a mad rampage and destroy everything in this office!" Kensi said fervently, sitting down hard at her desk. Deeks barked a laugh as he walked to his. Sam raised a hand, lifting a brow. He was still confused.

"Explain?" Callen said.

"I made the mistake of letting Deeks get an Aux cord for the Cadi, and so now he plays his music through Spotify. Only problem is, he doesn't have premium. The ads are burned into my brain!" Kensi explained, exasperated, running her hands through her hair.

"I quite like them," Deeks said with an impish grin. "They're catchy. I like the the toilet paper one. 'At Charmin, we heard you shouldn't talk about going to the bathroom in public. So, we decided to sing about it!'" Deeks began to recite. He took a breath to begin the jingle but Kensi cut him off.

"Don't!" she shouted, glaring at him. Deeks snapped his mouth shut.

"And this is what's got you all fired up today?" Callen adked with a raised eyebrow.

"Yes!" Kensi said, shaking her hand. "They're so annoying!"

"I like the smoothie one," Deeks piped in with a mischievous grin. "'Strip down... to Naked.'"

Kensi glared at him.

"The State Farm ones are pretty good too. 'Yo my rates like that, they great like that, drive safe like that, I save like that, straight up facts, great rates!" Deeks rapped with a grin.

"How do you have these memorized?" Sam asked, slightly impressed.

"Because they play after every freaking song!" Kensi said irritably. "That State Farm ones are the worst. They just burn into your head so you never ever forget them!"

"Charmin's got six rolls in one!" Deeks shouted, purely enjoying annoying his girlfriend.

"Augh!" Kensi growled, lunging at him. Callen shot out of his chair and grabbed her around the waist.

"Settle down, firecracker," he said, lifting her off her feet and setting her back behind her desk. Kensi growled, looking over Callen's shoulder at Deeks with a glare.

"Guys! Caught a case! Let's go!" Eric said with a whistle. The team's eyes snapped to the balcony as Eric disappeared back into Ops.

"Well, this conversation will have to wait," Deeks said with a grin as he filed out behind his coworkers.

Kensi glared at him as Deeks laughed. Callen ushered her out of the bullpen in front of him so he could keep an eye on her.

"'Charmin's got my booty believin'!'" Deeks sang loudly as he hopped up the stairs. Sam cuffed him upside the head. Deeks yelped.

"Shut up."

"Yes sir!" Deeks replied mock sincerely with a salute. Sam smacked him again. Deeks yelped. Kensi laughed.