How to Make a Family

Helluva Boss and all related characters belong to Vivziepop

Blitzo and Loona sat on one of the beds of their room, both pretending to watch TV for the other's sake because both... both had something they needed to say, yet words were not exactly forthcoming. Blitzo kept staring at Loona from the corner of his eye, she didn't notice or rather pretended not to. The question on his mind being just one thing... How did she know what Gehenna was? Granted it was hell and she was an orphan, it wasn't too hard to piece together, but the fact she seemed so alarmed by it... that fear in her eyes as she looked at it before he took it from her, the apprehensiveness it all just made his stomach twist at the possibilities. Had she used it before and got clean?

'I mean possible, kids can do drugs too...' Blitzo thought as he felt flash of anger at the idea of someone getting HIS daughter hooked on drugs. He took a deep breath and sighed, noticing Loona's ear prick up a bit at that, but she didn't turn his way. An imp, a literal demon, being concerned about his kid doing drugs. Blitzo wanted to laugh at the irony, but hell was chaos incarnate after all, and despite all that a parent was still a parent. Even in chaos there are patterns.

Loona however... she had a different internal struggle... She felt honestly and truly guilty. If she had just hurried more to get the stupid thing into the trash or threw it out Barbie's window, or something, then Blitzo wouldn't be mad at his sister and...

"What's wrong Loony?" Blitzo asked, concern very evident in his voice, as Loona was snapped out of her thoughts enough to feel the wetness around her eyes... Had she been crying? She wiped her eyes, as she sniffled a bit. She had been so lost in thought she didn't realize and now Blitzo was worried... to Loona this was ALL she needed.

'Not that he needs to worry... I got us kicked out... why hasn't he-' Loona thought as her crying quickly turned to whimpering, despite herself... then full on sobbing, as Blitzo pulled her up into a hug, propping her head on his shoulder, as she tried to fight his embrace.

"What's wrong? Is it-" Blitzo began as... Loona's next words cut him like a knife.

"WHY DON'T YOU HATE ME?!" Loona yelled as she freed herself from the imp's hold. Blitzo could only wordlessly watch in shock at the outburst as Loona ran out the door to the motel room. Scrambling to his feet, he bolted for the door, as he saw her run for the stares.

"LOONA!" Blitzo yelled as he ran, for her, a door next to theirs opening as he slammed into it.

"What's all the-" Moxxie began as he was dragged along by Blitzo who had gotten back on his feet in a split second.

"WHAT'S GOING ON?!" The shorter imp yelled as Blitzo kept dragging him.

"MY DAUGHTER RAN AWAY! YOU'RE HELPING ME LOOK, JACKASS!" Blitzo ran, Moxxie barely keeping up as he was being yanked by the arm.

"MOXXIE!" Millie yelled as she bolted after her husband, catching up as Blitzo stopped, looking around in a panic.

"LOONA! COME BACK!" Blitzo shouted, the worry and terror evident for all to hear, as Millie managed to pry Moxxie from Blitzo's grasp.

"What in the damned-" Millie began as Blitzo locked eyes with her

"DAUGHTER! RUNAWAY! HELLHOUND! FIND!" Blitzo shouted as he grabbed Moxxie and practically threw him down an alleyway.

"YOU LOOK OVER THERE!" Blitzo yelled as Millie, finally, caught up.

"LOOK YA-" Millie was about to lay into Blitzo until... she recognized him.

"Hey yer that guy with the hell-" Millie began, remembering him from Hella Burger. Suddenly Blitzo ran down when a scream was heard.

"LOONA! DADDY'S COMING!" Blitzo yelled as he ran towards the scream, Millie following after as Moxxie picked himself up and followed. Down the alleyway, Blitzo could see what was happening.

"Come on kid, my name's Billy! I'll take good care of-" A large sinner demon said. He was rather tall with skin that looked a swirling patterns of Neapolitan ice cream, quite fat and wearing a ice cream man uniform said as Loona bit down as hard as she could on his hand.

"GAH! YOU LITTLE BITCH! I'LL-" The demon said as he was about to strike her... until...

"GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!" Blitzo screamed in utter rage he tackled the sinner, using his bare hands to choke him out.

"NOT! AGAIN!" The demon managed to bark out as Blitzo shoved his thumbs into his eyes and kept up the pressure, but was kicked off as the demon still tried to make a grab at Loona.

"HEY FUCKFACE!" Millie shouted, grabbing a broken beer bottle from a nearby dumpster, and jabbed it repeatedly into the demon's gut, with extreme ferocity that the bottle was almost a blur, before she jammed it directly into his head as he fell over, dead. He was a sinner demon so he'd heal from this... At a certain point anyway... and Loona would be VERY far gone from him by that point. Turning, as she tried to wipe the excess blood off her shirt, she saw Moxxie running up.

"Millie! Are you okay honey?!" Moxxie asked as he held his wife close, but Millie had her eyes fixed on Blitzo and Loona.

"Loona please... Please don't do that again... I don't hate you, I never would and never will..." Blitzo said as he sat on the ground, rocking Loona back and forth.

"But Aunt Barbie-" Loona weakly sobbed out as Blitzo held her tighter.

"She made her own choices... My problems with her are not your fault... I promise... Okay?" Blitzo said as he felt Loona finally hold onto him and he felt her head nod against his chest. Getting up, holding her close still, he looked at Millie and whistled.

"Damn girl, you got moves... Say I have this night job that could use-" Blitzo began as Moxxie began dragging Millie off.

"So glad this worked itself out, see you later, bye!" Moxxie said rather swiftly as Millie called out

"IF YA WANNA TALK ABOUT THAT JOB WE'RE IN ROOM 13!"

At which Moxxie just groaned...

Points to whoever can figure out who the ice cream demon is based on.