Author's note

Just a little sumthing until the new chapter :)

-Fro Ninja

Inside of Huey's mind,Terry's corner

7 hours after the test.

Terry's Perspective

"Well, well. Been a while since I talked you."

"..."

"Yea, yea. I know you don't give two shits what I've been through, no need for the false sympathy, especially not from you."

"..."

"Seriously? That's not in the slightest bit true!"

"..."

"I guess, but it could be worse. I could have ended up like you. So I guess I didn't land in such a bad spot myself."

"...?"

"Of course! Huey's not a bad kid. He mostly spends his days giving out healthy beef injections to those in need. Did I mention how many sluts are at his school?! I mean I saw two kids going at it with a carrot stuffed down this guys urethra, and the girl hooked up to a portable tire pump! Oh man these kids are fucking sick...Not that I mind that though! I'm sure 'ol ironsides can pick a wife out of the bunch."

"..."

"Don't you worry. He definitely doesn't falter in that department, thanks to my tutelage. Trust me, in a few years the kids gonna be putting professionals outta work! He's just that good!"

"...!"

"I know, I know. You didn't call me to talk about that! Although I would enjoy talking about that! Wouldn't you enjoy talking about that?! C'mon! Be honest with me here!"

"...!"

"Chirsty Mcbucketwaffles, you seriously need to lighten up! Those gay encouragement speeches I give Huey have to have some sort of effect on you! Stroke that ego a bit! Get it?! Stroke?! Cause you have a-"

"!"

"Alright! Alright! Take a chill pill will ya?! Just trying to unwind here baby! I've been pretty much doing all the work here lately."

"...?"

" What, are you kidding me? If I couldn't make his body move like I wanted to, I would've chucked it years ago. Naw, he's a perfect match for me, the best one I've had so far."

"..."

"Trust me, I can tell a bad body from a totally just shit links and sausages body, and this kid's is neither. Whoever was in charge of this one, did a pretty damn good job. Even though he has like zero combat experience, I can tell you personally that this kid's body was built for fighting."

"..."

"Yep! You're right. All the shiny gold seems nice, but that won't mean shit in the long run. Kid's gotta learn how to protect himself. When the horny bunny brat attacked, he couldn't do nothing but sit there and look pretty"

"...?"

"Ehh, more like Kylie Jenner pretty, without the surgery."

"..."

"Well his friends aren't bad in terms of a scrap. That wolf kid? He's got a lotta issues, but he's a beast in a fight, and I mean that loosely. That kid's got some SERIOUS talent, but he's too rough and relies more on his instinct than anything else. Still though, his moves puts most third degrees to shame. If I were to go toe to toe with him in my current state...the end result would not be pretty."

"...?"

"No, no. THAT time was Lisa Ann pretty. Anywho...who else was there? OH YEAH! How could I forget the horny bunny?!"

"...?"

"Yeah, she's on their team now, can you believe it?! See, I always though that the people who try to kill you, keep trying to kill you, not say 'Hey we're teammates now, let's fuck to celebrate! Never mind that I tried to wring your guts out!'"

"...?!"

"Swear to Michael man, she said that! She is too much like her that it's fucking scary!"

"..."

"Speaking of her, one of the pets she let loose on the town got its' ass beat like a limp whatchamacallit today! You get the lowdown on how she's gonna react?!"

"..."

"SERIOUSLY?! SHE'S COMING HERE?! THATS...not that surprising really."

"...?"

"Oh yea, I could feel her for a while now. It was pretty faint the first time, but it was there. She's not gonna be happy..."

"..."

"Backup? What, you mean those guys?!"

"..."

"That's funny, considering one of them is already here."

"...?!"

"Yuuuuppppp, and he's training Huey and his compadres! I honestly didn't know it was him at first since...you know... But once the fight was over, I knew it was him. He hasn't changed a damn bit! Well except that haircut of his. I like that haircut! It is a nice haircut! I mean I've seen bad haircuts, but that one was just-"

"...?!"

"Relax will ya? I'm sure it was him. Or it could be someone else. I don't fucking know! Not to sound racist (well, maybe a little) but all of the members of that tribe look the same to me."

"...?"

"Well, from what I could tell from my bruises, I say he's gotten pretty good. I don't know if he's on the old man's level though."

"..."

"So he really went through with it?! Dayum son! How many does he have so far?"

"..."

"That many already?! If that's the case, maybe we shouldn't have left the spider queen's nest, if ya know what I mean..."

"..."

"You don't think he would have joined? You don't know Huey like I do. After what his old man did, he has no problem watching all normies burn. I don't really blame him. Just look at the shit we went through."

"...?"

" Do I regret going with Huey?! Da fuck kinda question is that? That's like asking Christopher Lambert if he regrets being Raiden! The answer should be pretty fucking clear!"

"...?"

"If it ever comes to that, I'll just talk it out with the kid! I've known him long enough that he can't resist a good conscience session, especially with moi!"

"..."

"I said it wrong?! Well how do you say it?"

"..."

"Seriously? God, I hate the French!"

"..."

"So, she is coming after all huh? I bet bunny girl is gonna have a blast."

"...?"

"I told you didn't I?! Those two are just like two peas in a... in a... uhhh, how does the joke go again?"

"..."

"Ohhhhh. "

"..."

"So, not only is- you know who- coming to get revenge for her pet, but also her?! The town's about to look like an episode from The Walking Dead! Not season 2 though. Season 2 can suck a dick."

"...?"

"Ohhh, he'll be fine! You know how fast he picks up things! Besides, I think the head honcho is gonna make sure that he's gonna be able to kick the ass pretty soon."

"...?"

"Oh I didn't mention it yet? She's here too. So I doubt the towns gonna be too fucked up. Not as long as she's there."

"..."

"Got that right guy! Alright I better go now, gotta make sure Huey has another wet dream."

"..."

"Don't worry. I know how to handle him right. Him and the others will be ready by that time."

"..."

"Don't call me that anymore... Times have changed since then."

"...?"

"Isn't it obvious? I'm a kid's imaginary friend! Later gater!"

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That's right. That's all I am now. No more, no less.