Author's Note;
Jester; Sup everyone I'm back well mostly. I'm broadcasting over radio waves from the forgotten wastelands.
Fro Ninja; What the hell are you talking about? You're literally talking to me over Skype.
Jester; No. I'm in the wastelands of the Commonwealth, and I can't leave. My beard has never been this rough before.
Fro Ninja; He's actually cleanly shaved right now.
Jester; Damn. Must you be a killjoy right now? Anyway lets check out the reviews before me get into this chap.
The Book; I'm amazed how much of a liking you've taken to Kote on his character. I definitely agree with your thoughts of making him more sympathetic and happier, and after last chapter, I have no doubts he's on his way to that point. I certainly hope that you keep on reading and supporting like you've been all this time. Thank you very much!
NeonPartyDude; Dat bromance though. Lol! Pretty cool job predicting future events of what's gonna happen, MOST of them are correct, but I can't say if you're entirely correct. And just to make things clear, the guy at the end isn't his blood relative. Harmon was an only child. So that can only mean one thing...
Fro Ninja; OK! now with those out of the way... what are we doing?
Jester; First a little change of scenery. (Swiping his hand, Jester and Fro go from separate man caves to a fine dinning table, then a destroyed apartment building. To end up in a futuristic comic shop.' That's better. Now then,you guys can come in!
[In walks Huey, Kote, and Karina. Karina's in a tank top and short jeans while Huey's in a hospital gown with red sneakers with an arm cast and bandages around his left leg. Kote is also wearing a hospital gown and has bandages around most of his right arm and head.
Huey; So you're the guys that made us? The guy with the afro looks like he enjoys getting laid a little TOO much, and the guy with the clean shave seems like he looks porn pics of cartoons all day. I think I'm getting where the risque of this story comes
Jester; Yup that's us. So guys, and everyone reading this. This is going to be the first of our recap chapters. Here, the cast goes over the main stuff, be it plot wise and some miscellaneous stuff you might have missed, or that should be touched on before moving ahead.
Fro Ninja; Also the cast will be able to shed some light on their inner workings and what makes them tick.
Karina; So it's one of those shows huh? Well, I enjoy long walks on the beach, and chronic masturbation
Huey; He means our personalities and input on how we felt at a given moment. As much as I know it makes you feel giddy inside, hobbies aren't included.
Karina; You're just mad Kote killed you with his brooding thoughts and his emo quirks
Kote;[growls] Last I checked, I was under the control of that damn crystal. It made my priorities either kill or kill and protect my family. I barely had any time of what I was doing the whole time, but in the end, I felt happy to finally smile so yeah, thanks Huey.
Huey; Anytime dude, don't worry about it. Speaking of which, how did that work out by the way Kote? Still having brooding thoughts that keep you up in the night? I can give you some warm milky milks!
Kote; I can still cause you just the right amount of pain. Huey don't forget that.
Huey; Sure, a guy sporting a hospital gown can fight... Sure I'll believe that.
Jester; Take it easy you two, we don't need you messing up the room before we even get started. Ok so well, Fro and I will be watching from the observation room. Ring us if you need anything guys. So everyone recap if you'd please.
[Jester and Fro teleport megaman style out of the room. Kote rubs his arm and looks to the camera.]
(Play Get Up by James Brown for maximum chill)
Kote; Simply put the last arc was based around our first year as both friends and as a team. And yes, we have our issues still.
Karina; Issues is putting it softly, your Broodiness. True, we have our problems working as a team, but that's only 'cause you're too used to going in face first for everything. Huey's overuse of his mind switching shit got old pretty fast.
Huey; This coming from the horny Lola bunny Powers like creating portals in reality to slip through. Seriously? Your pattern of jumping and reappearing is pretty easy to track, like bread crumbs in a clean ass kitchen.
Kote; It's true. I figured out your pattern after only two minutes. After that I could track your portals patterns with my sight and my hearing.
Karina; I seriously need to talk to my sister about a way to shut you two up. Hopefully by method that involves castration. That'll be fun!
Kote; Anyway, after our first team encounter with the sound creature we began our training with one of the Blades. His name was Anthony.
Huey; The awesome thing about him, is that he's one of the few Blades to date that refused the augmentations that adds the physical and mental enhancements of Pure-types. The not awesome part, he's dead now.
Kote; I still can't believe it! That guy owed me a rematch. There's not a lot of people that can match me in terms of skill like that! You included Huey. I'm looking forward to collecting back on those lumps you gave me, with interest.
Huey; [sarcastically] Gee, I most certainly can't wait. Can you give the tough guy act a rest for now? It's story time!
[Huey pulls out a whiteboard and hands everybody some black markers to write on]
Huey; Now then, let's this recap started! Karina, take it away you horny foul mouthed bunny you!
Karina; You got it! [clears throat] For those slow motherfuckers out there, or in case you just didn't care about the lore, The Blades themselves are an order of Normal-types, consisting of mercenaries, ex-soldiers, federal agents, the list goes on. They pretty much fight to keep balance between the Normal-types and Cryptic-types, the latter being what we are. Cryptic-types are beings that have dormant powers inside of them that enhance their natural abilities, which is usually passed down from different generations. There are basically two main categories of Cryptic-types. Normal-Cryptic-types and Pure-Cryptic types.
Kote; Normal-cryptic types like u,s have slightly stronger bodies and minds than the average person. I.e Enhanced strength, speed, stamina, the whole deal. Pure-types however, are a whole different package.
Huey; The power of a Pure-Cryptic-type grows with no clear end. They are descendants of the Original-cryptic types, who were pretty much the first guys to have these powers. Normal-Cryptic-types are their descendants as well, but their powers were made weaker by these weird ancient dudes called the Wargods. Thing is, we still don't know much about them yet.
Karina; That part we can't tell just yet, but back to Types. Normal-Cryptic-types develop their powers later on in their lives, usually around six or seven years old. Pure-Cryptic types are born with their powers, so that means they have more time to master them by the time they come of age. The difference being that the genetic information of these powers are more recessive in Normal-Cryptic-types, than in the Pure types. Mainly, it all comes down to breeding.
Huey; As far as we know, there are five different categories that the powers can be in. There's Physical, Kinetic, Mental, Visual, and Void. Five traits each ranging differently depending of the individuals genetic code or training.
Kote; The training that goes into our power can often effect the growth of it. And sometimes training has no affecting our powers at all. Physical categories affect the user's body. Often the Type can morph, warp, grown, shrink, and enhance muscles with a material they've come in contact with.
Karina; Kinetic users can call forth any element or thing by touching a surface or object, and can manipulate to any extent. Much like that chick that kicked your ass with fire Kote.
Kote; Shut up! It was two crazy chicks and a plus one! There wasn't much room to budge.
Karina;Never stopped you before.
Huey; Okay, you two lovebirds. Let's get back on track. Moving on, Mental users are basically the psychics. Using Telekinetic powers, like me. Controlling or moving from a distance, touching someone's mind or controlling his or her mind, and being able to create kinetic energy blasts with your mind. And, which we pretty much seen the jist of last chapter.
Karina; Jeez. I hate fighting a fucker that can simply think his way in and out of a fight. There's no room for instinct at all!
Kote; Now I know why you don't think when you fight.
Karina; Who kicked both of your asses when first met without even trying? Care to remind me?
Kote; ...Point taken.
Huey; Next up is Visual. It's pretty much what Karina and Kote are. Visual traits can affect a person's environment in a number of ways. Either their five senses, forms of broadcasting waves, perception of time or reality.
Karina; And the last, and most dangerous trait any Type can have is Void. Void is often uncontrollable because it's pure energy coming from the Type's soul. And since it can't be inherited, it's often when the gene for a Type is lucky or unlucky enough to push forward. And just so you know, Cryptic-types are not limited to one trait alone, as they can have a natural attraction to another one besides the one their powers are surrounded by. They can develop them through genetics, training, or just age, whatever tickles your fancy.
Huey; For the next topic, there are also several organizations in the world right now, that associate themselves with Types in different ways. Fisk and Red's intelligence company is relatively new at dealing with Types. There are also the various creatures that exists around the world because of Types. Then there are two organizations that made themselves known in this last arc, The Blades, and Trexwell. The Blades and the Trexwell group are polar opposites. These two groups have had numerous encounters with one another. Resulting in a number of public cover-ups and mass killings. And to make matters worse, Trexwell, is only an offshoot of an even bigger army called The Forsaken, which has been rather quiet as of late. Then, we come to the big willy of them all, The Lunaag crystal. A Lunaag crystal is a gem of pure energy made by the Original-cryptic types as a method to increase their powers to put them on par with the Wargods. Whoever intakes one, has tenfold increase in their overall power, regardless of previous training.
Karina; But they come with a dangerous side effect. If the person that a Lunaag fuses with doesn't have a certain amount of willpower, the crystal will start of absorb their strength and turn them into Berserkers. Kinda like Mr. Brooding over here did a few weeks ago.
Kote; That only happened because Huey's father, Harmon tortured me for over nine hours. Plus the fact that I was beaten up my two of three psyhco women does add into it. If you remember, I had the crystal inside me for a good week before it happened.
Huey; Ahh, dear old dad certainly knows what the little boys likes doesn't he?Anyway, as time went on, the Original types started to use the crystal for more selfish reasons, such as taking on the Wargods and starting the first Zexion War. An inter-reality battle that lasted over 2,000 years.
Karina; Basically, shit went bad and everything's changed. The whole concept of the Cryptic-Types have became shrouded in history, but a few of them still have a strong hold on their interests in modern time.
Kote; Like what it did to me, a Lunaag crystal alone can cause its users to morph into their inner self, and if left unchecked, it can cause some bad shit to happen to everything else. And who knows what other kinds of people and groups are out there waiting for us.
Karina; Jeez! With all this shit its a wonder how we'll be able to hold our own in the future?
Huey; Anyway, to make it all clear, we have a lot more shit to deal with in the future. We'll have new enemies, potential allies. Kote might actually smile more. And Karina... well she'll probably stab or blow someone up. Speaking of potential allies, what are the chances of your sister Zeo coming onto me?
Kote; What?!
Huey; I'm just saying. You saw how she was all over me in the last arc. I'm cool with sloppy seconds.
Kote; That's it! I'm gonna fucking kill you!
Huey;Oooo Grandma! What big teeth you have![Dodges Kote's punch and hops over his head.] Later guys!
Kote; If you think just cause I'm in bandages I can't kick your ass, you got another thing coming![Kote then chases after Huey with a tire iron.]
Karina; Ahhh, Dat bromance though. I feel like I should go break that up...Anyhoo, catch you bastards later!
[Karina then walks their way, whistling "Homies over hoes"]
[Both Froninja and Jester teleport back in. Jester is smoking a cigar, and Fro Ninja drinking down a red bull and vodka smoothie.
Fro Ninja; Wow, hopefully they don't kill eachother by the time next update comes. Anyway, thank you all for stay with us up until know. Stay tuned for the next arc and what's to come.
Jester; So yeah like, leave a comment, or share if it's not too much. Peace off and we'll hug you all later.
Fro Ninja; Same from me. One love!