Okay, so here is the version of Aaron Burr, Sir. This one and My Shot are both being placed at the front with the intro just because, but after that we start jumping around with the order. And remember that this parody thing won't cover every event, so starting after My Shot I'll start giving little summaries of what's happening between the songs. This one doesn't really have much to say but I did write a little teeny bit just in case so here are my notes:
"Rusty joins ThunderClan and is named Firepaw. Ravenpaw returns to camp with the news that Redtail is dead. Firepaw meets Tigerclaw, and the two of them are soon joined by Graypaw, Ravenpaw, and Dustpaw."
So it's very very early in. Also dunno if I mentioned these things last time, but characters and their lines are going to cut up and tossed around to make better sense with the parody. Some lines may also need to be said a little bit slower or faster, primarily because of the wonky Warrior cats name vs. normal human names but also sometimes I just really needed the extra syllable. Also I'm not learning French for Lafayette's parts, you can imagine them in a French accent if you want. Particularly in this Lafayette section for his intro, you do have to be kinda slow because "oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette" is kinda awkward to convert into English parody stuff.
TIGERCLAW, SIR
[COMPANY]
Firepaw meets Tigerclaw. ThunderClan territory.
[FIREPAW]
Pardon me. Are you Tigerclaw, sir?
[TIGERCLAW]
That depends. Who's asking?
[FIREPAW]
Oh, well, sure, sir
I'm Firepaw of ThunderClan, I'm at your service, sir
I have been looking for you
[TIGERCLAW]
Should I be nervous?
[FIREPAW]
Sir…
I heard your name from Ravenpaw. I was seeking to join this Clan and become a warrior when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have scratched him. It's a blur, sir. He has pale tabby fur?
[TIGERCLAW]
That was Longtail, I concur.
[FIREPAW]
Yes!
I want to do what you're doing. Become a warrior, and serve ThunderClan and Bluestar. He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid.
So how'd you do it? How'd you become so respected?
[TIGERCLAW]
I doubt a kittypet could do it, but for a pure-blood it's expected.
[FIREPAW]
A kittypet? Of course! I'm a kittypet.
Great StarClan, I wish there was a war
Or some way for me to prove that I'm worth more
Than anyone bargained for…
[TIGERCLAW]
Would you like a mouse?
[FIREPAW]
That would be nice.
[TIGERCLAW]
While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice.
Talk less.
[FIREPAW]
What?
[TIGERCLAW]
Work hard.
[FIREPAW]
Well, sure.
[TIGERCLAW]
If you can't keep up, then you'll be held in low regard.
[FIREPAW]
But I'm just starting!
[TIGERCLAW]
You wanna get ahead?
[FIREPAW]
Yes!
[TIGERCLAW]
Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead.
[GRAYPAW]
Yo yo yo yo yo!
What time is it!
[GRAYPAW]
Sunhigh!
[TIGERCLAW]
Like I said…
[GRAYPAW]
Sunhigh! Sunhigh! Yo!
I'm Graypaw in the place to be!
Got two mice to my name, but I'm workin' on three, uh!
Those ShadowClan cats don't want it with me!
Cuz I will pop chick-a pop them cats till they bleed!
[RAVENPAW]
Alright, alright, just calm down a little bit!
I'm Tigerclaw's apprentice, Ravenpaw, I admit.
I came from the den to calm Graypaw down again.
He's a mess, but if you ask who's the best-
[GRAYPAW]
Well, it's moi!
[DUSTPAW]
Brrrah brraaah! I am Dustpaw of ThunderClan
Up in it, lovin' it, but when will this kittypet hit the can?
[FIREPAW & GRAYPAW & RAVENPAW]
Heyyyy!
[DUSTPAW]
Go back to your twolegs and tell your fellow kittypet
Fellas that they'll never get anything better than rabbit pellets.
[RAVENPAW]
Wow
[GRAYPAW]
Pass me another mouse and let's forget the situation
I'd rather raise some more…
[GRAYPAW & RAVENPAW & DUSTPAW]
To our generation!
[GRAYPAW]
Well, if it ain't the strongest warrior in our Clan!
[DUSTPAW]
Yeah, Tigerclaw!
[GRAYPAW]
Give Firepaw a verse, drop some knowledge!
[TIGERCLAW]
Good luck with that: you're takin' a stand.
You spit. I'm 'a sit. We'll see what StarClan planned.
[GRAYPAW & RAVENPAW]
Boooo!
[GRAYPAW]
If Firepaw's failure is imminent, then what do you stall for?
[FIREPAW]
If you stand for nothing Tigerclaw, what'll you fall for?
[GRAYPAW & RAVENPAW & DUSTPAW]
Ooh
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
[GRAYPAW & RAVENPAW & DUSTPAW]
Ooh, who is this kit? What's he gonna do?
Okay so that's that. Thanks to the people who favorited/followed! And another thanks to Riv for letting me borrow her reading account for this. Another random note, Tigerclaw will start calling Fireheart "burr" sometimes in future songs because Burr and sir are used a lot and it's awkward to have the cats constantly calling one another sir, so I figure that Tigerclaw sees Firepaw/heart as a "burr" in his side. Also also also because I keep thinking of things: for the most part I will try to use Clan terminology but there are occasions where "human" things will slip through.
One last thing. I will also probably talk in the future about special references/things in the songs as they get more complicated in the A/N that you guys can skip over but I will include because 1) up the word count and 2) there actually is a good amount of thought and effort that goes into these so I want to share some of the gems/hidden stuff that may help other people further appreciate my work.
Thanks for reading and feel free to leave reviews or something!
~Riv's Friend Person Who Is Using Her Account (With Permission)