Alright so this is the parody version of "My Shot". This is the last "in order" song, so after this it's gonna start jumping around as I see fit.
As I see it, it's later in the day since "Tigerclaw, Sir" and Firepaw and Graypaw have decided to visit Ravenpaw in Spottedleaf's den. When they get there, they find Dustpaw is also inside. Shenanigans ensue, including a fiery conversation about their plans for the future.
MY SHOT
[FIREPAW]
I am not throwing away my shot!
I am not throwing away my shot!
Hey yo, I'm just like my Clanmates
I'm fierce, loyal, and fast-paced
And I'm not throwing away my shot!
I'ma be trained by ThunderClan's grand leader
I prob'ly shouldn't brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish
The problem is I think the code should be demolished
I gotta the biggest bleedin' heart
I never stand apart, I must acknowledge!
I'm a kittypet in the wild, I'm stronger than you thought
Your fears are all for naught. My potential is exponential.
Only six moons but my soul is older.
The ShadowClan warriors are getting bolder, I shoulder
Ev'ry burden, ev'ry disadvantage
I have learned to manage, I don't have pure blood to brandish
My ginger fur's outlandish
The plan is to fan this spark into a flame
But damn, it's getting dark, so let me spell out my name
I am the-
[FIREPAW & GRAYPAW & RAVENPAW & SPOTTEDLEAF]
F-I-R-E-P-A-dub
And we - you see - are meant to be
[FIREPAW]
Four Clans that all run independently
Meanwhile, RiverClan keeps shittin' on us endlessly
Essentially, what they all refuse to see
Is that Sunningrocks belongs to you and me
They ain't ever gonna respect our territory
So there will be a revolution in this century
Enter me!
[GRAYPAW & RAVENPAW & DUSTPAW]
(He says in parentheses)
[FIREPAW]
Don't be shocked when your legacies mention me
I will lay down my life if it keeps us free
Eventually, you'll see my ascendancy
[FIREPAW & GRAYPAW]
And I am not throwing away
My shot (my shot)
I am not throwing away
My shot (my shot)
Hey yo, I'm just like my Clanmates
I'm fierce, loyal, and fast-paced
And I'm not throwing away my shot
And I'm not throwing away my shot
[FIREPAW & GRAYPAW & RAVENPAW & DUSTPAW]
I am not throwing away my shot!
I am not throwing away my shot!
Hey yo, I'm just like my Clanmates
I'm fierce, loyal, and fast-paced
And I'm not throwing away my shot
It's time to take a shot!
[RAVENPAW]
I dream of life without a monarchy
The unrest in our Clan will lead to 'onarchy?
'Onarchy? That's not right… how you say, 'anarchy?'
When I fight I just feel really really panicky
I need a-
[FIREPAW & GRAYPAW & RAVENPAW & DUSTPAW]
Shot!
[GRAYPAW]
Yo, I'm Lionheart's apprentice
And Firepaw, you knucklehead, I know you'll befriend us
I'm going to be a warrior 'cause I know it's my chance
To socially advance, and receive a second glance!
I'm gonna take a-
[FIREPAW & GRAYPAW & RAVENPAW & DUSTPAW]
Shot!
[DUSTPAW]
But we'll never be truly free
Until ShadowClan and RiverClan are unfamiliar to you and me
You and I. Do or die. Wait till I'm running in,
Coming in at the head of ThunderClan's strongest battalion
Have another-
[FIREPAW & GRAYPAW & RAVENPAW & DUSTPAW]
Shot!
[SPOTTEDLEAF]
Geniuses, lower your voices
You keep out of trouble and you double your choices
You're good cats, but the situation is fraught
You've got to be carefully taught:
If you talk, you're gonna get shot!
[FIREPAW]
Spottedleaf, check what we got
Ravenpaw here, wide-eyed and spots a lot
I think your pelt looks hot
Graypaw, I like you a lot
Let's hatch a plot where none of us are gonna get shot…
What are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot
Poppin' a squat on conventional wisdom, like it or not
A bunch of cats who all agree that Tigerclaw's a dissident?
Teach me some more battle moves, then show me where his nest is!
Oh, am I talkin' too loud?
Sometimes I get a little worried, shoot off at the mouth
I never had villains to take down before
I promise that I'll never be cowed
[GRAYPAW]
Firepaw, you'll make all of us proud
[FIREPAW & GRAYPAW & RAVENPAW & DUSTPAW & ENSEMBLE]
I am not throwing away my shot!
I am not throwing away my shot!
Hey yo, I'm just like my Clanmates
I'm fierce, loyal, and fast-paced
And I'm not throwing away my shot!
I am not throwing away my shot!
I am not throwing away my shot!
Hey yo, I'm just like my Clanmates
I'm fierce, loyal, and fast-paced
And I'm not throwing away my shot!
[GRAYPAW & FIREPAW/RAVENPAW/DUSTPAW]
Ev'rybody sing:
Whoa, whoa, whoa (whoa, whoa, whoa)
Hey!
Whoa (Whoa)
Woo!
Whoa (Whoa)
Said let 'em hear ya! (Yea)
Let's go!
[GRAYPAW & COMPANY]
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
I said shout it to the treetops!
Whoa!
Said, to the treetops!
Whoa!
Come on!
Yea!
Come on, let's go!
[GRAYPAW]
Rise up!
When you're not living as you please, you gotta rise up
Tell your brother that he's gotta rise up
Tell your sister that she's gotta rise up
[GRAYPAW/ENSEMBLE & COMPANY]
When are cats like you and me gonna rise up?
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
When will cats see that we gotta rise up?
Whoa
When are cats like you and me gonna rise up?
Whoa
How are we ever going to rise up?
Whoa
Rise up! (Rise up!)
[FIREPAW]
I imagine hunting so much it feels more like a memory
When will I finally succeed?
In my sleep? Nine more lives ahead of me?
If I see danger comin', do I run or do I let it be?
Will Spottedleaf have a remedy?
I have always thought I'd live past fifty
Yet in the Clans some get half as many
In ThunderClan they're all livin' fast and they laugh, when I ask
They say we have to make this moment last, that's plenty
Scratch that
This is not a moment, it's the movement
Where all the hungriest warriors with
Something to prove went?
Foes oppose us, we take an honest stand
We're nice as roses, we've got thorns to protect our land
And? If we end Tigerclaw's ascendance?
Is that a guarantee of freedom for our descendants?
Or will the blood we shed begin an endless
Cycle of vengeance and death with no defendants?
I know the action in the woods is excitin'
But StarClan, between all the bleedin' 'n fightin'
I've been leadin' 'n incitin'
We need to handle our management situation
Are we Tigerclaw's Clan? What's the plan for our administration?
I'm past patiently waitin'
I'm passionately smashin' every expectation
Every action's an act of creation!
I'm laughin' in the face of casualties and sorrow
For the first time, I'm thinkin' past tomorrow
[FIREPAW & COMPANY]
I am not throwing away my shot!
I am not throwing away my shot!
Hey yo, I'm just like my Clanmates
I'm fierce, loyal, and fast-paced
And I'm not throwing away my shot!
[FIREPAW/GRAYPAW/RAVENPAW/DUSTPAW & ENSEMBLE]
We're gonna rise up! Time to take a shot!
Not throwing away my shot
We're gonna rise up! Time to take a shot!
Not throwing away my shot
We're gonna
We're gonna
[FIREPAW & ENSEMBLE]
Time to take a shot! (Rise up)
[FIREPAW/GRAYPAW/RAVENPAW/DUSTPAW & ENSEMBLE]
Time to take a shot! (Rise up)
Time to take a shot! (Rise up)
Take a shot! Ri- ri- ri-
Shot!
Shot!
A-yo it's
Time to take a shot! (Time to take a shot!)
Time to take a shot! (Time to take a shot!)
And I am- (And I am)
[FIREPAW & GRAYPAW & RAVENPAW & DUSTPAW]
Not throwin' away my-
[COMPANY]
Not throwin' away my shot!
Ehh I'm not crazy about the parody of the Moses line (the roses & thorns one) but it works well enough and I'm pretty happy with everything else. I like Ravenpaw's part and there are some other parts here that I think turned out pretty good too. Tell me how I did in the comments!