Inspirado en el capítulo 1 de la 2 Temporada, Shiv le recuerda a Logan que castigó a Roman por pedir langosta. Warning: Spanking paternal/nalgadas. Si no le gusta este tipo de fic no lo lea.

greg would rather have the north star.

he was a difficult man, but greg could handle difficult.

Shiv and Tom have a child. It goes as well as it can, which is to say, not very. They do their best, which is to say, not well. Everyone else tries to help. Which is, to say, they don't. A certain uncle doesn't bother to try to help because in his own words, he can't be fucked. And so he does.

The Roy family reacts to Kendall's accident.

Two minutes can feel like a long time.

Drabble set in season 3 episode 8. Pure speculation.

Inspired by the S3 premiere at the museum, The Royal Tenenbaums, and The Mixed Up Files of Mrs Basil E Frankweiler. 11 year old Kendall Roy has plans to live in the Museum of Natural History, but his younger siblings have other ideas. Some humor, but pathos as well.

The first ten chapters are set about three years before season is is a background/context piece for Jess and Kendall's relationship. This is essentially a "behind the scenes" type fic that is meant to coincide with the canon storylines in seasons 1 & 2. I was always struck at the intimacy that Jess and Kendall shared, and I explore that. Jess picks Kendall up from rehab...

Childhood flashback. Overran drabble.

"prince charming"s may not actually exist beyond the pages of his childhood storybooks, but he's got a tom wambsgans ready to go to bat for him. that's more than enough for him.

Picks up aboard the yacht from the end of season 2 and follows Gerri and Roman as their relationship grows and changes.