chapter 29- A.C.M.E. Gasoline Fire
Notes:
You can find the Acme Product or Acme Corporation in many old cartoons.
Manly Looney Tune's cartoons.
Wile the coyote uses these faulty products of ACME all the time to try and capture the Roadrunner all the time.
Not just Looney Toons you can find Acme Product's even in old Scooby-Doo cartoons.
It has also been established in the second Looney Tunes space jam movie about the A.C.M.E. production line. Most Toons work in this factory if there not making cartoon's.
But even if this factory has been put down in the movie that doesn't mean new management can take over the company.
Toons still need Products to use.
All you have to do is just change the name of the company and you have a new stream line of Toon customer's.
You must know this in order to understand this chapter.
One such old coworker Toon girl of the new company of A.C.M.E. is Olive Oil she is Popeyes girlfriend.
This is her story and how she unfortunately played a role in this story.
This is the chapter of how Bugs Bunny to lost his heart to the villains of this story.
and how Bugs Bunny has no memory of how he lost his heart.
If Bugs Bunny lost his heart that would mean someone would have to defeat Bugs Bunny.
And only two other Toon's was able to Beat down Bugs Bunny.
And those Toons are Cecil the Tortoise and the Hotel Manager of the broken Arms. (I couldn't find his name)
Now onto the story
Cause all life is a Theater stage.
Bugs Bunny Prov:
Bugs was starting to think he made a mistake by purchasing and become the manager of the A.C.M.E. company.
He did this cause he didn't want anymore power hungry people to take this company and ruin Toon's lives.
Bugs thought he could get rid of the company once he became the new boss!
but Bug's soon found out there would be a mass hysteria if this Company went under!
Many unemployed Toons who had no Cartoon anymore depended on A.C.M.E. for a job!
Its even more bad!
Poor Bugs Bunny knows nothing about ruining a company!
Bugs a Actor, Not a Boss of a big Company!
Bugs was so at loss he asked Daffy Duck for help.
(No Not Donald Duck! But Daffy Duck!)
Daffy, told Bugs he'd help if Bugs gave 50 percent of the profit.
Bugs said 30 would suffice.
Daffy argued he wanted more!
But then Bugs showed that A.C.M.E. wasn't doing all that well in the first place!
A.C.M.E. was not making much money since many new Toons wouldn't buy there Product's!
So it's not like Daffy or him would make much in first place.
Daffy said Bugs should lay off all the Toons working and get rid of this company.
But Bugs said he couldn't do that all these Toons would be without a home and they might start a mob riot.
Daffy agreed that would be a problem.
So it lead to this both Bugs and Daffy look threw the old office of A.C.M.E. They where hoping to find anything that could help them get out of this predicament.
Daffy was finding useless stuff like coupons to restaurants or Bills that needed to paid!
Bugs did learned a few things after he got the company.
Bugs read some of the notes the previous owner's _ made but sadly much of the papers where lost or out of order.
It took Bugs long nights of read useless paper to piece together the story.
One thing Bugs did find out the whole faulty not working Products was deliberately made up by the founders.
The bad Products was promote G.A.G.'S for a good laugh?
By making faulty bombs that where safe for Toons to survive the blast.
No Thinner or unsafe paint was put inside the bomb to protect the Toon or Human who would use it?
So The Bombs where made in way so they would only go off it could give the audience a good laugh?
it was made this was to ensure so no Toon would get hurt?
There was another thing Bugs found out that Toon Town was slowly deteriorating and there was a ink sickness that they where hiding!?
The was no cure for old ink that was fading away a Toon slowly!
Not even old ink could help them!
The List of sick Toons was endless and many had a red line run threw there name. Bug's didn't know what that was till he found out to his horror it meant they where Dead!
How could nobody have noticed all these Toons Missing or Dead!
Now that Bugs Thought about it why was there no cemetery for these Toon's!
Then Bugs Detective work would pay off Bugs now found new evidence!
From what Bugs could read the Founders of the old Toon Town where in on this Company.
Bugs didn't even know there was a old Toon Town?!
The Founders, A.C.M.E. Company, and even Disney Company They got together boarded up the old Toon Town so no one remember the old Town of Toon Town.
So the truth was it was these old Toons idea in the first place to make this Company.
Not humans as previously thought?!
They just used a human to promote there ideas and none of these real Toon Founders got any credit!
It was was all a cover up!
But where was the list of Toons who Founded this Company!
Bugs Bunny wanted so bad to find out who they where?!
Bugs told Daffy his finding's!
Daffy was shocked to say the least Toon Town was made by Toon's Not Human?!
Bugs then Told Daffy they had to find the List of Toon's who founded Toons Town!
Daffy told Bugs it was worthless to find the list since it was most likely these Toons where all gone and maybe dead to begin with.
That didn't stop Bugs!
He was determined to find them!
How Bugs looked stupid with bags under his eyes of long sleepless nights and it made him look ugly.
Daffy then pretended not to be worried about Bugs Bunny.
Daffy told Bugs if he didn't get sleep he would tie him to bed and make him stay there.
Bugs would reply in Flirting sassy voice all while wiggling his eye brows.
' Duck, if you wanted me in your bed so much, all you had to do was ask nicely! And ropes are so kinky! '
Bugs then grins and winks his eye at Daffy.
Daffy was tongue-tied and blushing!
Bugs Instead of quoting while he was ahead of himself just couldn't stop.
' We could Cuddle all night long! '
' Your Despicable! '
Then Daffy slams the door in Bugs face!
Bugs then with a love stuck face then says to himself.
He'll be back Tomorrow!
Could never tied me up since Im a escape artist.
But Bugs could tell Daffy was worried about him.
Little did Bugs know he should of never let Duffy leave cause something bad was going to happen to him.
Then a few hours latter Bugs found the list of Toons who founded Toon Town!
It was them who came up with creating the original old Toon Town!
One of theses Toons had all the answers to the A.C.M.E. Company!
Should Bugs wait till Tomorrow to show Daffy?
Nah!
Bugs was going to read it anyway he couldn't wait till Tomorrow!
Here's the list Bugs read of the Founders of Toon Town!
1. Koko the Clown —Created Year 1918
—
' who's this guy? Really? a clown creepy! '
—
2. Little Nemo —Created Year 1911
—
' Im guessing this Nemo is not the Disney Fish of Pixar? '
—
3. Felix the Cat —Created Year 1919
—
' Im tying to remember who this cat is?
wait isn't that cat one a 60s cartoon for little kids?
Isn't he just a copy of that Mouse?
No must be wrong guy?
—
4. Os`~````` the lucky Rabbit. —Created Year 1927
—
' wait I cant read this name!
But cool its a Rabbit!
But wait his age is a little older then Mickey Mouse's age?
So maybe Mouse knows him?
Nope Bugs thought Im not talking to that mouse unless I Absolutely need to!
Bugs and Micky had a agreement a few years ago.
They still had a agreement though.
—
5. Olive Oyl —Created Year 1919
—
' Wait does this name sounds familiar? '
Bugs put his hand to chin.
' Who is she? '
Bugs Scratched his head.
Then took a bite of a carrot.
A carrot for brain food.
' Wait!'
Bugs spit out his carrot in his mouth!
' Isn't she Popeye the Sailor's Girlfriend?! '
Wait she works here to!
Bugs then looked threw the list of worker's of A.c.m.e.!
Bugs then talked to himself.
' I was right Olive Oyl still works here!
After all this time I had no idea she had a part in making the old Toon Town!?
This makes No, no sense!
Unless?
She's older then Popeye!?
Bugs could see her right now and question her right now!
Should Bugs wait to see her after he had some sleep and had talked to Daffy about everything?
Then Bugs Bunny a Big made a mistake!
Bugs sent for her to come to his office Immediately threw the intercom!
Bugs waited for 20 minutes.
Bugs Bunny was bringing to think she booked and left.
Bugs Bunny started to think maybe he should go home to where Daffy was and maybe apologize to him
(nope Bugs was going to make that Duck mad at him again. Bugs only did that cause he loved Daffy so much)
and go past out to sleep.
Bugs grabbed the door nob.
But someone else grabbed the door and opened it.
It was Olive Oyl!
Both Bugs and Olive Oyl where both shocked! they where both about to crash into each other!
Bugs Bunny his Collected face into his calm business self.
This was a lady even if she wasn't the most prettiest.
' Olive Oyl your late I was about to leave for the day. '
Olive Oyl said out of breath.
' Im sorry the Elevator broke so I had to climb the stairs. '
Bugs then groaned that means he would have to climb down the step's to!
' Why don't you sit down and we can talk. '
Bugs Bunny offered her a chair Gesturing to it with his hand.
Olive Oyl without a word sat down on the chair. She began to bite her nail's a bad habit she's had for years. In a worried voice Olive Oyl said.
' Im not going to fired am I? '
' No Mis Olive Oyl. But Ive been cleaning this office lately. And I found some papers that had your name on them. And I was hoping you answer some questions. '
Bugs was lying the office did not look like it was being cleaned. There where papers everywhere and coffee mugs. It more looks like a storm came threw.
Olive Oyl looked like she was sweating more now.
Bugs Bunny grabbed the folder
' Here. '
He passed her the paper on the table.
Olive Oyl grab the old paper list and read it.
Her eyes widen with Recognition she knew those name's.
' I don't kn—-'
Bugs Bunny interrupted.
' Please don't lie to me. '
Olive Oyl heaved a sigh and bowed her head with out even looking at Bugs she said.
' How many people know? '
Bugs should of lied and said his closest friends knew.
Cause if his friend's knew Bugs would be protected.
But Bugs blindly trusted her.
' Just you and me. '
Olive Oyl nod'ed her head.
' I wanted to know if you can tell me anything about old Toon Town? '
Olive Oyl took a long pause she gulped.
'It's true thats me. '
Bugs Bunny was astounded.
' That would mean your one of the founder's, your older then—-? '
Olive Oyl put her hands on her hips and interrupted Bugs Bunny in the middle of his sentence.
' It's not Nice to ask a Lady, her age! But if you must know Im over a hundred years old! '
' So your a older Toon then your boyfriend Popeye? But that makes no sense? you and Popeye didn't become a cartoon till—? '
With her head still bowed Olive Oyl spoke.
' It was the 1933 when Fletcher studio's gave us a crossover with Betty Boop's cartoon. For many years me and Popeye where in the comic's Newspaper. And yes I was in the the comic's Newspaper longer then Popeye. My name wouldn't be on that list, if it wasn't for my lazy first boyfriend not Popeye. He made me take his place in the Founding of Toon Town. '
' So you did help Found Toon Town? '
' Yes but I did, only- a small part in the founding. The other Toons did more building and painting to life. or breathing to life the magic spell to make this Town. I was more of a bystander who did the heavy lifting and got them food an drinks for the party to celebrate. Also that list is not even complete there where other's who helped as well. But none of that mater's anymore since their all gone. '
' Im sorry…'
' What are you sorry for? '
' For your loss. '
Both had a Awkward Silence. Olive Oyl nod her head in thanks. Bugs got up from his chair it looked like Olive Oyl wasn't going to say anything more. She denied knowing much and it sounds like the Founder's where dead. So said his last thought as Bugs grabbed the door nob. In a Defeated voice.
' I guess you go home now. Ok. if you don't know much. I was hoping I could find the founder's of Toon Town. they could of helped with there knowledge of magic of Toon Town and this Company and what it used to do to help This Town. But I— it looks like there not around anymore. So many parts of Toon Town need fixing and the earthquakes are getting worse in places. I just want to help this Town. '
' The earthquakes? '
' I sure you've felt the tremor's? '
' It's Someone not earthquakes—-'
' What?! Why haven't you've reported to police if you knew who was causing these earthquakes? I thought you said the Founders where all dead? '
' I~! I~! I~!'
' Tell me! '
' It's only a guess not full answer. '
Bugs glared.
' I don't think it's just one person there quite a few who could be doing this~~?
And Founders might be missing, not Dead. A Toon even if they melt away they can always come back! So the only way, for them go is fall into a deep sleep of Slumberland. '
Olive Oyl then grabbed her mouth like she just told a big secret she didn't want Bugs to know.
' So you do know something!?_ But Slumberland that does not sound real? '
' Slumberland is To, Real! It's almost as old as Neverland! I only know the rumor's about what they did! I didn't see it happen~~. '
' what where the rumors? '
' That part of Toon Town was built on top of the old world of Slumberland. Little Nemo a old Toon child he is the prince of Slumberland. I heard they tucked Nemo into bed with his princess. Then a Dragon then swallowed him whole with the bed and lowered him and her into the ground! The earthquakes are most likely from over population of the noise of cars and stuff. Toon Town is built on top of the Slumberland. If you where to get past the sewer system of Toon Town. And below the ground into the earth. I heard theres a locked door to Slumberland. Toons being to noisy are going to wake him up! '
' What happen's if he wake's up? '
' Why all of Toon Town will fall into a Dreamless sleep. Little Nemo will Dream walk (or sleep walk that kid was always creepy) and Toon Town will become his Domain of sleep. and only the other founders know how to calm him down back to sleep. '
' Wait so Toon Town is built on a sleeping child?! That's Crazy! '
' Now thats not all Town Toon is made of! '
' What else?! '
' Um… the Founder's films an parts of there world. I think the bouncing house's come from Felix's drunk world. He took some of his Drunk Fantasy's and painted them into Town Toon. '
' That sounds even more crazy then the Slumberland story!
' Look I don't like it either but little Nemo and the Founder's Imagination can make world's. They took there secrets to the grave and some don't even remember it happening. '
' Why haven't you told anybody this? How did you learn all this stuff! Why have you not done anything to stop it?! '
' I don't think anyone would believe me! The ex wife of one of the Founders told me this stuff! That list mentioned some Toons Ive only met a few times but I would never forget them! Even the names that never made it to that list! Like she should be on that list! She worked just as hard as I did! I try sending her letter's but' —-But I have a hard time remembering her, since she is a forgotten Toon. if I just say his one name to I forget everything.
I also don't have the power to do it to stop the earth quakes. and I cant leave Popeye needs me.
And Don't think the Founder's Toon's haven't tried to stop all this from happening! Many left there homes to try to get to Slumberland a different way then the door. and try to find a way to stop this from happening. But just by doing that many became forgotten and lost.
Beside Before Toon Town existed Toons had no place to call our own! We where slaves to our creator's! WE WANTED No NEEDED TO BE FREE! We needed a place to call our own! The old Toons works together to make a solution! They did it for regardless of the Consequences they would face! The FOUNDER'S LOST THERE FREEDOM SO You TOONS Could be free! You know what they get in return they become forgotten forever!
Getting to Slumberland is like a Maze a Labyrinth even a vast white landscape of junk to get past! And then there's the NightmareLand to get past where your worst nightmare's come true! and before that! there's WasteLand with the forgotten King called Oswald the Lucky Rabbit! ~~~'
Then Just like That a white light flashed and Bugs Bunny couldn't remember what they where talking about. Why? Well Oswald is the King of the Forgotten. And his name must stay forgotten.
Bugs then just ask in confused sleepy tired voice.
' Wait what where we just talking about? '
' I don't know? '
Olive Oyl questioned, then answered herself. Olive Oyl knew what was up and she wanted a out.
' Nothing Mr. Bugs Bunny. You where just about to let me leave. '
' Yes go home and get some sleep. I think I need to get to bed myself.
Sorry about your loss. '
The Spell was cast Bugs didn't remember talking at all in last five minute's.
' I'll tell Daffy Tomorrow and see what he thinks. '
' Mr. Bug's Bunny I ask you, please don't tell Daffy about me. '
' Why not? '
' He's such a gossiper.
If you tell him, the whole Town is going to know about me!'
' About what? '
' That Im one of the Founder's! How old I am! '
' Whats bad about that? And why does this feel like Deja Vu? '
Bugs the held his head a Argument with a woman was never good.
' I just don't want people to know I was not made for Popeye or that Popeye was not made for me! '
' Lola was made for me but I ended up breaking up with her. I don't see how this is any problem ? '
Bugs felt so Tired he looks at the clock. Wait why is it so late? Didn't there talk started not to long ago.
' I don't want someone getting the idea that they could take him away from me cause I was Not made for him! —- '
' —-Maim no ones going to take Popeye from you! —-'
' —But few time girls have! But I still wasn't good enough for Him! Popeye loved fighting Bluto more then he loved Me! So I did it I took Bluto away so Popeye wouldn't have to think of that old brute! But now I regret it Popeye's depressed—-'
'—-Olive Oyl! Im talking to Daffy cause he's my Partner! We tell each other everything! Clearly you have trust issue's! I have the same with Daff! but we get threw it in the end cause I love Him! '
Bugs, Gasped clearly lost in his thought os himself. with still Bags under his eye's form sleepless nights he confess his deepest darkest desire his Love for Daffy! he wasn't even able to confess to his Daffy!
Bugs didn't want Daffy to know he Cared so Deeply for Daffy!
No it was not just that Bugs Bunny was in shock he confessed something to this Woman!
No there's something really wrong! why dose the word Slumberland pop into his head?
Maybe Bugs just needed a good long sleep?
What is it what is missing?
' We will both talk to Daffy in the Morning! '
Olive Oyl started to walk her way out of Bugs Bunny's office, she stomped long strides all while clenching her fist's.
Then Bugs Bunny made his second an only fatal mistake!
Bugs Threatened Olive Oyl and tried to black mail her.
' If you don't agree to help me I'll tell everyone your secret! '
Olive Oyl stopped her hand as she was going to leave by grabbing the doorknob.
Without turning around she question in voice in a hidden rage whisper.
' What secret? '
In a confident sing song voice Voice Bugs Bunny said.
' Why that your one of the Founders of Toon Town.
Im sure with giant number's of Toons and Human's, pestering you for you secrets.
You will eventually give up your secrets!
Not even your boyfriends would be safe from there questions. '
It was then that Bugs Bunny knew he made his first biggest mistake!
He Threaten to tell Olive Oyl's Secret to Daffy to everyone!
Bugs should of just lied and agreed with her then Told Daffy what happened in the morning.
But Bugs was tired.
Truth be told no wrath is like a Woman Scorned!
Olive Oyl suddenly lunged at the Rabbit, with fist raised up to pound him hard!
Now most would think thee Bugs Bunny to win this physical fight.
Yes Bugs Bunny is faster then Olive Oyl.
But Bugs Bunny is not strong.
And Bugs Bunny is tired right now.
Now most most Toons and Human's think Olive Oyl is weak girl who needs men to fight her battles. That Olive Oyl is not strong in any way!
OH! You are all WROUNG!
Im gonna brake the forth wall again!
So Ive been paying close attention to the old Black and white films of Popeye the Sailor Man cartoon's.
One Ive seen Olive Oyl lift a giant wooden logs like lumber jack.
Two Ive seen Olive Oyl fight off horde's of Indian's all while screaming Popeye to save her! but he never save's her till the end! That is after Olive Oyl beats up all the Indian's with a punch!
Three but the best is the time when Olive Oyl stole Popeye's spinach to become stronger. Olive Oyl ate the Spinach so she could fight some blond hair girl who was trying to seduce Popeye away from Olive Oyl.
And even in the older comics before Popeye, Olive Oyl would punch the light's out of men who crossed her!
So the real truth is that Olive Oyl is faking it being the damsel in destress!
It's all the Flesher studio fault!
They wanted to get rid of her strength!
This is my Theory why Popeye and Bluto fight over her?
Why?
It's cause they know how secretly strong she is!
That would make Olive Oyl probably the one of the first Super Woman!
Bugs Bunny had know way of chance to suspect the truth!
Or know what hit him!
How could Bugs Bunny know this woman was as strong as a ox!?
Olive Oyl lost her temper!
Olive Oyl couldn't stop hitting Bugs Bunny!
She wanted to smack this wise Cracker to the pavement!
Yet Olive Oyl was crying with tear's all while her punches hit Bugs Bunny in the face hard.
This was not a fun fight.
No this was a fight of pain.
Bugs Bunny had broken bones
And cause Bugs Bunny count keep his mouth shut.
in a weak voice Bugs said.
' I Thought yah where a week woman? '
Out of breath Olive Oyl wiped the blood off her face.
' You thought wrong Rabbit! '
Only for Olive Oyl to pluck the heart out of Bugs Bunny chest with her.
Olive Oyl held The heart felt in her hands it felt cold but parts felt warm.
But Olive Oyl was to lose her mind!
'Bugs Bunny?'
Olive Oyl tried to put the heart back inside!
' no.. what have I done?! '
it wouldn't go back in!
'no~~!
'no~~!'
'Please go back inside!'
'NO!'
'Im sorry~!'
another sound broke threw.
A slow clap happen right behind Olive Oyl.
His voice was slow but Sarcastic!
'Well done you where able to defeat the prized Rabbit!'
Olive Oyl turned around only to see a small Turtle.
'How can make fun of this?! I just killed a man Im a murder! I should go to jail!'
Olive Oyl added more tears to her face.
' Look madame, your no Murder! look he's still breathing! '
Olive Oyl looked at Bugs Bunny's fluffy chest it was going up and down.
Still this slow talking Turtle talked.
'Beside he needed someone else to put him in his place! That Rabbit hardly ever lose's!'
' But I still have his heart …'
'Why not, Give it to me. '
'But why should I give it to you?'
'Why cause he doesn't need it. Bugs will wake up soon with or without it. And I need it more then him.'
'But Im still in trouble with…'
'I promise I wont tell anyone about what I saw here! I work in security camera's and I can edit it out. '
'I just want to go home and forget this nightmare ever happened!'
'No worry's we all need sleep go home and forget all about this!
'ok..'
In fake comfort voice he said.
'and remember These thing's happen.'
And Olive Oyl walked out the door but she stoped for a moment and asked.
'what's your name?'
'Cecil the Turtle.'
'Im trusting you not to tell anyone about this!'
'I won't now go.'
Olive Oyl ran off home but didn't hear what the slow talking Turtle had to say to himself.
'Yes, I wont tell anyone what you've done miss Oyl.
But That's cause I want the credit for myself!
Everyone will fear me cause I have his heart!'
Cecil then looks down at the Rabbit on the floor.
'They'll find your body in the morning!'
And with a evil laugh he shut the door.
Next morning Daffy Duck Brought Porky Pig, and Marvin with him to go see Bugs Bunny. Not knowing Daffy was lucky to have alibi in his friend's.
They opened the office door to Bugs Bunny on ground with blood around him!
Daffy and Porky screamed in Horror!
Daffy fell to ground in shock!
But Marvin thought fast.
'Someone call 911 he's still breathing!'
Porky Pig started to call on his cell Phone.
'911 emergency!'
'Yes_s T—-there'_s been Been a A- accident!'
'Tell us your situation and calm down sir!'
And the rest is
T-t-that's Not all, folks!
Notes: Welp Im continuing this! This took a dark turn. Im slow at writing... I must be crazy to continue this. well here we go again. Feedback is nice no matter how bad this is.