The Z Fighters React To Death Battle! (Take 2)

by SkorchNTorch

(Adopted from JLyman) After a mysterious being gives a series of videos to Bulma, the Z Fighters were left with the option to watch every, single one. What did they do? You guessed it! Join the Z Fighters, and maybe a few others, as they watch one of the greatest web series of all time! Rated M for... you already know.

13. Kirby vs Majin Buu (Updated)

"What. The. Hell?" Krillin asked in disbelief.

"No… How…" Piccolo blinked in disbelief.

Standing in the middle of the room was a being completely engulfed in fire, wearing a straightjacket. His face was… odd, it had triangle eyes much like a jack-o-lanterns and jagged teeth. Even though his arms were restrained, it seemed like he could still kill everyone. However, that wasn't what frightened everyone... Standing next to him (and seeming extremely confused) was Frieza.

"WHY IS HE HERE!?" Vegeta shouted, ignoring the second fire-man.

"Tell Skorch to eat it." The man in the straight jacket spat, clearly angered over something. "This doesn't make us even, he still owes me a LOT for what he did."

"Wait. You know Skorch?" Gohan said, trying to keep things as stable or calm as it could be. "Are you his brother or something?"

The man turned and looked at Gohan, then burst out laughing. His jacket burned away and he slapped his hands onto his knees as he doubled-over in borderline hysterics.

"Am… Am I that worthless outcast's brother?! AHAHAHA! Oh, geez… that… that's a good one man!"

"Whoa. No, no, no, no, NO!" Skorch suddenly said walking into the room with a large backpack on his back. "Uh-uh, no way. Nope! We're not doing this! Deadman, get him the HELL out of here!"

"You again…" Frieza growled, remembering seeing Skorch from a distance when he had been resurrected.

At this point, Vegeta hadn't bothered waiting for an explanation, and fired a gatling blast at the three entities. He figured it wouldn't hurt Skorch, or that he'd get over it, eventually. But as for the other two? They needed to die, NOW.

To everyone's absolute shock, Deadman turned and simply held his hand out. The Ki blasts overtook the three… and then seemed to re-form into a sphere in his hand.

"Well, you've got spine, I'll give you that." Deadman smirked, closing his fist and dissipating the blast. "But save your energy. You can't hurt me. Or Freezer."

"Deadman. Leave them out of this!" Skorch ordered, growing angered. "I get you're pissed at me, but this is between US. Take him back to wherever you found him! I don't have time for this crap!"

"Oof, well… I could, but at the same time, it'd be fun to watch what happens if I don't." Deadman remarked, throwing an arm over Skorch's shoulder and walking away with the entity. "Skorchy, you're still kinda new to all this. I'm not sure if you understand how this works."

Turning back to the group of fighters and everyone else who was frozen in both confusion and uncertainty of what to do.

"HE." Deadman began, pointing to Frieza. "Cannot hurt THEM." He finished, pointing to the Z-Fighters. "Even if he wanted to, and believe me, he wants to, when I brought him back, I made sure he doesn't have his powers. And as such, THEY cannot hurt HIM."

Still seeing Skorch wasn't backing down from his anger, Deadman sighed, rubbing his face.

"Oh, for the love of us, Skorch!" Deadman shouted, clearly nearing the end of his rope. "Whaddya want me to do!? Chop of his arms and legs?! Get over it man! I brought him here so he could throw his thoughts into the battle. I've done it in Equestria, and things go fine. Look, what I'm saying is, I don't care. Up yours, Skorch!"

Before Skorch could try and grab Deadman, the other entity flipped everyone off and then disappeared into nothingness.

"Hey, you told us we needed to- uhh… who's that?"

By now, Majin Buu and Hercule had arrived, unsure as to why they had been called, or why Krillin seemed even more paranoid than normal. Sure, things weren't always normal when it came to these people, but seeing Frieza wasn't what he was expecting.

"You called Buu to watch this?" Piccolo asked.

"Who… Majin Buu?" Frieza began but trailed off in disbelief, only having herd stories of the monstrous Buu. "As if this couldn't get any worse…"

"Right, well to answer your question, that's Frieza, we had to deal with him a long time ago. He supposedly had been dead for years until something just showed up and dropped him off." Piccolo answered, trying to figure out how best to handle this. The second figure had said Frieza couldn't hurt him, but was he telling the truth?

"His name's Deadman." Skorch sighed, turning to the others as he walked back into the room. "He's a God of Chaos. We… have a weird past, I don't have time to get into it."

"Hold up, where are you going?!" Vegeta demanded.

"I gotta deal with… stuff."

"Are you insane?! You're just leaving after… that!?"

"Yes." Skorch replied flatly. "Just… watch the episode, and Deadman should be back after." The entity tossed Goku a roll of duct tape. "If you need to restrain him, use that. After that… I dunno, get creative. I'm sorry."

Skorch didn't wait for an answer, he slung his backpack on once again and walked out of the room, disappearing into embers, leaving the fighters in an awkward silence.

"So, the one time we actually need him, he bails." Goten muttered. "Un-freakin'-believable…"

"So, I can accept Skorch and that Deadman having bad blood of some sort." Goku said, still seeming ready to fight at a moment's notice. "It kinda seems like they're what me and Vegeta were like when we first met. But what's HE doing here?"

"I don't know why I'm here." Frieza seethed through gritted teeth. "I was trapped in hell, until that imbecilic… THING appeared and dragged me out of there! At first, I believed it may be some demon sent to drag me to a deeper layer of Hell, but then… He cut me free, he gave me this form. Then we were here."

No one knew what the next course of action should be, until Piccolo finally sighed.

"I think Deadman brought him here to watch the next battle with us." He surmised correctly.

"I'm sorry, battle?" Frieza said, turning to the namekian.

"Someone or something brought this, show I guess. Called 'Death Battle.' Two characters are analyzed, then they fight. One wins."

"And why would that thing want me to join you now?" Frieza asked, flatly.

"Right, he doesn't know about the whole…"

"We don't know."

Frieza seemed to be trying to summon energy for an attack, but he was left dumbfounded when nothing happened. He tired it again, and a brief flash of panic shot through him when nothing happened.

"What… how!?" He sputtered, not believing what he was seeing.

"Like I said, you're powerless!" Deadman's voice echoed.

Frieza blinked, and looked up to see Vegeta flying towards him, punching him through a wall. The Sayian prince shot forward again, grabbed the alien overlord, and slammed him into the ground, cracking the floor with the impact. Not caring (or listening to anyone trying to stop him, Vegeta began wailing away on Frieza, but after a few moments, slowed down when he saw something that didn't make sense. Despite the attacks Vegeta had been inflicting, there were no wounds, no marks… What?

"HE. Cannot hurt THEM and THEY cannot hurt HIM." Played back through his head, making the Sayian prince scowl and back off.

"If he's staying, we're not letting him just roam free." He said matter-of-factly.

"Well, in that case…" Goku began with a shrug.

Rip

"I swear, if you try anything with that it will be the last thing you ever do." Frieza said in a very serious tone, looking at the duct tape Goku was holding.

While no one wanted to, and everyone had way, way, way too many questions that weren't getting answered. Eventually the Z-Fighters decided to just watch the episode and hope Skorch or even Deadman would return by the time it was done. Originally the Z-Crew decided to duct tape Frieza to the wall, but eventually cut him down as it felt weird to have him watching them while they couldn't watch him, and decided to just tape his hands behind his back. As well as to have Goku and Vegeta on either side of him. It was clear none of the three were exactly thrilled with this, but hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.

(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)

"Imagine right now: What does the apocalyptic destroyer of worlds look like?" Wiz asked.

A few fighters cast a glance to Buu, a few cast a glance to Frieza, and a few cast a glance to Vegeta. However, no one worded these thoughts, things were tense enough as it was.

"Stop thinking, because you're wrong. It's these pudgy pink terrors. Kirby, Nintendo's floating puffball of never-ending cheer and dreams."

"I'm sorry, what?" Frieza blinked as he looked at the image of Kirby. A few of the fighters wanted to say something, but honestly no one knew what to say. THIS was the fighter they were sending in against Buu?

"And Majin Buu, the most vicious monster in the Dragon Ball Universe."

Majin Buu blinked in confusion as he saw himself on the screen, looking at the screen, then down at himself, then back at the screen.

"This is what you called us for?" Hercule blinked, his jaw partially dropped.

"Yeah." Gohan frowned. "Sorry we didn't tell you earlier, when he showed up, things just… I don't know how to explain it."

"Wait… How do they know about him?" Frieza suddenly asked. A number of the fighters looked to one another, unsure of how to tell him this.

"To put it simply, apparently we're a cartoon in another dimension." Goku remarked. He didn't know if telling Frieza this was a good idea or not, but now it was too late.

"What?" Frieza asked a mixture of anger and disbelief. However, when he saw the looks on everyone's faces he growled something inaudible and returned to the screen. Without warning, a portal opened and something smacked Frieza on the head. He picked up the book which was titled: 'Dragon Ball Z Vol. 4' He stared in disbelief at the image of himself on the cover, quickly flipping through it (oddly with his feet) and seeing a comic retelling his fight and eventual death at Goku's hands. Being a quick thinker, Frieza decided not to question the fighters directly about this, but to try and pry information from either Deadman or 'Skorch'.

"He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!"

"And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle."

KIRBY

(*Cues: Kirby - King Dedede Battle/Gourmet Race (Orchestral Remix)*)

"Over a thousand years ago, an epic war waged throughout the universe. The legendary Star Warriors battled against the vile Nightmare for the freedom of everything that ever was." Wiz explained as a mural was shown of a large being with a distorted, almost glitching body, and a helmet that kind of looked like Frieza in one of his firms. "Ultimately, good prevailed, but at the cost of many, many lives. Yet one infant Star Warrior escaped the carnage, destined to awaken a millennium later and save the galaxy. His name... is Kirby..."

Now everyone saw a tiny pink ball with stubby arms and big eyes sitting in a star-shaped space-ship

(*Record scratches*)

"HIII~!" Kirby exclaimed.

"I'm sorry. WHAT!?" Someone shouted.

"This is a joke, it has to be." Frieza blinked.

"He's kinda cute." Bulma admitted.

"That… thing is going to fight Buu?" Hercule remarked, blinking in confusion.

"Hm?" Even Buu seemed downright confused at this point.

"Wait, hold on. What?!" Boomstick exclaimed.

(*Cues: Green Greens - Kirby Super Star Ultra*)

"The cute cuddly pink puffball who lives in Happy Land? Are you sure you're reading the right back story?"

"I gotta agree with Boomstick." Goku remarked. "This just doesn't seem right."

"Yes. Kirby crash-landed on Popstar, the most confusingly-shaped planet, or star, it's not clear, ever, and has been defending the kingdom of Dream Land ever since." Wiz explained.

"But... c'mon Wiz! Look at him! He's just so adorable and cuddly. He couldn't hurt a fly."

To back up his point footage of Kirby just… looking around with wide eyes like a newborn baby was played. Some of the fighters admittedly thought it was cute. But it only reinforced their confusion about how something so adorable could fight.

"Can a being that small even fight?" Goku asked.

"Maybe, but in reality, Kirby is a ravenous cannibal who thrives on the blood of mass murder."

"Sure, right." Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Like a being that small could ever even begin to-"

A shot was shown of Kirby standing looking into a valley full of skeletal remains of animals. This silenced and shocked everyone.

"Holy shit." Roshi uttered in abject horror.

"Holy shit!" Boomstick shouted.

"How… how did he…" Gohan muttered trying to figure out not only WHAT Kirby was, but how something that small was powerful enough to do something like that.

"He may not look it, but Kirby is a nigh-unstoppable powerhouse. He possesses incredible strength, speed, durability, and an arsenal stranger than an average day in Florida. Minus the copious amounts of crystal methamphetamine and alligators being thrown through drive-thru windows."

BACKGROUND

- Age: Unknown (200 years pre-maturity)

- Height: 8 inches ("He's… he's under a foot tall?!" Goten blinked.)

- Weight: Likely under 10 oz.

- Species: Unknown

- Infant-like and cheerful demeanor

- A Star Warrior

- Citizen of Dream Land

- Has a Literally Bottomless Appetite ("Oh, so he's a tiny pink Goku." Piccolo remarked.)

"His trademark power is his inhale ability, which sucks almost everything in with a powerful vortex. With it, he can clear out everything from a quick meal to an acre of forest in a matter of seconds. Pretty much everything that gets caught in it has absolutely no chance of escape."

Everyone watched in confusion as Kirby somehow inhaled an entire table worth of food, including plates, glasses, even the table cloth.

"How does he do that?" Was finally asked aloud. Even Frieza didn't know how to react to that.

"…I have no idea." Bulma finally admitted.

"I'd guess it has to do with his race, but even they don't seem to know what his race is." Roshi frowned.

"Plus, Kirby's body is weirdly malleable, allowing him to stretch his mouth and inhale larger objects. Though he does have trouble wrapping his mouth around extremely large and heavy things."

"LIKE MY DIC-!" Boomstick shouted. Most of the fighters froze or snapped to attention, a mixture of disbelief, disgust and an attempt to suppress laughter.

"-KIRBY." Wiz shouted.

"Ugh…" Frieza groaned disgusted.

"Nice." Rosh gave a thumbs-up.

"Thank you for that…" Chi-Chi muttered, rubbing her temples in frustration.

"…Weighs practically nothing, allowing him to inflate his body and fly like a sentient balloon. He can traverse the skies, and outer space, by using his own personal vehicle, the Warp Star. A vehicle that can travel at immeasurable speeds and can even be used as a weapon if need be."

ARSENAL

- Inhale

- Copy Ability ("Huh?" A few blinked)

- Warp Star

- Flight

- Air Bullet

- Slide Kick

- Can Summon Helpers

- Friend Heart ("I'm sorry, what?" Vegeta asked.)

The fighters just… watched as Kirby somehow inflated his body and began flying, flapping his stubby arms to fly.

"I guess, if he's light enough that is possible…" Bulma admitted. She had stopped trying to think things through so much, and had tried to find the scientific reasoning in some of the more bizarre things. They also watched as Kirby jumped onto a star and shot off, riding through the stars at speeds that didn't seem possible.

"Which he can call up at any time on speed dial. No really, he uses a cell phone. Where does he get a cell phone if from? Who knows. But still, somebody get me that number! I tried 1-800-PINK-RIDE, but it was something else..."

"Yup, I've been there." Roshi remarked.

"I don't even wanna know what you're getting at." Krillin said.

"No, you don't. You're married."

"I don't know if hell was better than listening to these idiots…" Frieza muttered to himself.

"Right… Moving on." Wiz remarked. "The Warp Star is Kirby's primary means of transportation through the universe, yes, UNIVERSE, and can travel at speeds faster than light. It is forged of Kirby's own energy, so, while delicate, should it be destroyed, Kirby can easily create a new one on his own, making the cell phone kind of pointless."

"I'd be happy to take that phone off his hands, though I'm a bit iffy on standing anywhere near that star-driving balloon marshmallow. Look at him! He doesn't even care! He's a monster!" Boomstick remarked, as Kirby was shown inhaling another small creature, that seemed like an orange version of himself. Except the creature was frantically trying to get away before being sucked into Kirby's mouth.

"Geez… what happens to those things when he inhales them?" Goten asked, uneasy at the sight, remembering what had happened when he and Trunks fused to try and stop Buu.

"Most likely they either suffocate or they die in his digestive tract." Hercule answered. "Regardless… that… that's just… horrific."

(*Cues: Super Smash Bros. Melee - Fountain of Dreams*)

"Well, it's about to get even worse. Guess what just happened to that poor creature Kirby just vored? It's not what your expecting." Wiz said, almost seeming freaked out himself. "See, when Kirby swallows a victim, they don't exactly die. Turns out, Kirby's stomach is, in fact, an entirely separate and endless dimension of reality."

"I'm sorry. What?" Bulma said, blinking as her face drained of all colour.

"Did… did they just say what I think they said?" Vegeta asked aloud. "How is that even possible?"

"What kind of creature is this?!" Frieza asked, genuinely having no idea what this thing was, and to be honest, he wasn't sure if he should look into trying to recruit it, or try and find a way to keep it as far away from his forces as possible.

"Kirby has… an entire dimension in his stomach?" Goku asked, trying to figure out what that meant. "Like, an entire world with planets and stuff?"

"Because of this, Kirby never feels full. Allowing him to continuously eat and never feeling like he's eaten anything. Still, talk about getting your money's worth at an all-you-can-eat-buffet, though." Boomstick remarked.

"So, in that regard he's a tiny Goku." Piccolo remarked. "Just minus the sayian powers."

"For now." Roshi added.

"Even weirder, Kirby can trap literally thousands of victims in this abyss. Then, he can actually enter his own stomach dimension and draw from his captive's power using his copy ability. Probably the worst part is those trapped aren't dead, but they aren't alive either."

"So, they're trapped at the DMV… That's horrible." Boomstick muttered.

"…right." Wiz muttered.

COPY ABILITES

(Just to name a few)

- Sword

- Hammer

- Fighter

- Fire

- Ice

- Tornado

- Ninja

- Wheel

- There Are Literally Dozens More, We Can't Name Them All Here

"Okay, what?" Gohan muttered. "First of all, what's his copy ability? Secondly, why does he have so many types of it?"

"To put it simply, Kirby can enter his own stomach dimension and then draw upon the powers they have using his copy ability, giving him the abilities of those he's inhaled."

"Wait. How does he do that? Does he… swallow himself?" Boomstick asked, the 'WTF-ness' clear in his tone. His confusion was shared by most of the fighters.

"Well, most likely he astral projects himself into his own stomach dimension." Wiz shrugged. "Then he's able to draw upon their powers and copy them for himself."

"Astral… what?" Trunks blinked.

"Astral projection. It's a weird thing where you intentionally cause your soul to leave your body." Hercule answered. "It's effectively a self-induced out-of-body experience where you see everything, but aren't limited by your physical body."

"How do you know all that?" Bulma asked, bewildered at how… correct, for lack of a better term, Hercule was.

"I used to try it while training. Most people I knew just did a bunch of acid and then claimed they did it while they were high outta their minds."

"It's more fun that way." Piccolo shrugged, then quickly added: "So I have heard."

"Sure... Anyway, with the Copy ability, Kirby's got a crazy grab bag of powers. Said powers change based on what he's eating. By devouring an enemy with a mallet, he can become Hammer Kirby, a master of whack-a-mole!"

Kirby was shown holding a hammer that seemed bigger than him.

"Fire Kirby can unleash a torrent of flame and survive all manner of heat. Ice Kirby can freeze his foes solid. Ghost Kirby becomes… well, a ghost. Making him briefly immune to attacks. Ninja Kirby can hang onto walls and throw shurikens with deadly accuracy." Wiz continued.

A bunch of images appeared, one of Kirby with his head on fire, one with it covered in ice, one of Kirby covered by a bed sheet with two eye holes hovering off of the ground. There was one of Kirby holding onto a wall with a ninja mask on, then one of Kirby encased by what looked like a red sphere with white spots, as well as what appeared to be teeth in what the fighters could only assume was a mouth where Kirby's face was looking out.

"…so he's effectively the world's deadliest model?" Hercule asked, still trying to figure out what Kirby was doing.

"I guess." Piccolo shrugged.

"Wheel Kirby is fast enough to drive around the entire kingdom of Dream Land in under two seconds, though who knows how he can see where he's going." Wiz remarked, as a single wheel was shown tearing around the planet in a number of seconds.

"What…is…this?" Frieza finally asked, at a loss for words. He had been told this was supposed to be a battle between warriors, and yet… Kirby didn't seem like he could even figure out how to open a door!

"Then there's Mic Kirby, who singing talent is so abhorrently awful, everything that hears it dies." Boomstick added.

"Hold on. What does he mean by-" Goku began, but everyone winced and a few covered their ears as Kirby suddenly began shrieking, causing several enemies nearby to drop dead or explode. When it finally stopped, everyone just paused, taking in what had happened.

"What… in the name of Shenron… WAS THAT?" The dead overload finally got out.

"I think my ears are bleeding." Goten groaned.

However, Buu seemed to have in some weird way, enjoyed the song.

"Okay, let's just… forget it." Bulma muttered.

(*Cues: Arena Battle - Kirby's Return to Dreamland*)

"Like Wiz at karaoke night with the ladies." Boomstick added.

"Yeah... hey!" Wiz shouted. This got some laughs from the fighters.

"And that's not all! To mention a few more, Stone Kirby is nearly indestructible, and Sword Kirby is a master with a blade, the sword can even fire sword beams, which can cut through just about anything without mercy. DAMN!" Boomstick added as Kirby was shown firing several beams from his blade.

"How's he doing that?" Trunks asked. "That's cool, is it something to do with the blade? Or is it something else?"

"As much as it isn't an answer, I think the best answer would be magic." Goten replied. "I mean, I think there's a better explanation, but…"

"Everything just seems like magic. Yeah…" Trunks frowned.

(*Cues: Final Battle EX - Kirby's Return to Dreamland*)

"And hell, if he ends up with his pudgy back to the wall. Kirby can pour a ton of energy into the blade, and make it grow into the uber-powerful Ultra Sword!"

Kirby was running towards a group of enemies. Jumping into the air, Kirby's sword suddenly seemed to be covered in electricity, and then inexplicably grew in size and density. Bringing the blade down, it seemed to be followed by a beam that seemed to be either electricity, or a rainbow. Regardless, the blade sliced into the ground, digging several feet down and destroying everything in its path.

"Wow. I was not expecting that." Piccolo blinked. "He just… supercharges a sword? Interesting."

"What kind of power does that thing have?" Vegeta asked, somewhat bewildered. He knew that many different species could use Ki, or some form of it, in fights. But Kirby… well, unless he was missing out on something huge here, Kirby wasn't using Ki.

"It seems like some sorta natural energy, something unique to his kind." Gohan replied.

"Impossible." Frieza said plainly. "Even if he does have some sort of Ki ability, he shouldn't be able to create a sword that powerful…"

"Yeah? Well he can also apparently eat forests worth's of living beings and then can copy their abilities… somehow." Vegeta shot back. "So, maybe your wrong on that front. Like you are on most things."

Frieza turned and glared at Vegeta, who annoyingly wasn't looking at him. Frieza knew he could easily kill all of them… had he not been stripped of his powers. But that (shockingly) wasn't his biggest problem. The fact that they appeared to be a comic? What exactly did that mean? Did it mean that they knew everything about the past, present-

"And future…" Frieza said mentally, a new thought dawning on him. Maybe these 'comics' could help him pre-emptively learn from his failures!

"Shockingly, we're not even close to done." Wiz said, amazed. "Fighter Kirby is a master martial artist, and by inhaling a Miracle Fruit, he becomes Hyper Nova Kirby. His most powerful form by a mile. How so? Well, supernova Kirby is capable of easily devouring worlds."

That shocked pretty much everyone in the room. Kirby. This tiny pink ball who didn't seem to be older than a two-year-old, was capable of literally devouring planets. Kirby was shown absorbed by light, then he appeared with a constantly changing rainbow-coloring.

"Okay what is it with fighters on this show going some rip-off form of Super Sayian?" Goku finally asked. "This is what? The third one?"

"If you wanna be technical, probably the fifth." Roshi answered. "There was Shadow, then both Sol and Ragna had some sort of charged up form, admittedly it's not the exact same but it could be considered that. Then Ryu had two. Sorta. Hm…"

"Wait Ryu had two? I thought he… oh. Right. The Surge of Murderous Intent and the Power of Nothingness. Didn't Scorpion have one?" Trunks remarked, thinking back to the last one.

"Nah, he was a demon through and through." Vegeta scoffed. "His form was his legitimate body. Same with Spawn. And technically Sol and Ragna had some sort of super charged form, I wouldn't compare that to Super Sayian"

"What… what did we miss?" Hercule finally asked having been listening in confusion and wonder.

"Uh, one dude who was a ninja form hell, a guy who killed his wife and ended up putting her in a weird robot body with a blue… never mind." Roshi began but cut himself off, knowing Chi-Chi was next to him. "One with a hedgehog who Vegeta killed, an edge lord time-traveler whose story made no damn sense, and just a dude who like karate who was somehow able to tap into an energy that made him kill people without hesitation."

"I liked him." Chi-Chi shrugged. "Surge aside, he seemed like a decent man."

"I'm sorry. Vegeta was in one of these?" Frieza asked.

"Yes. Now shut up." Goku said, slapping Frieza in the back of his head. This didn't go unnoticed, and Vegeta seemed the most shocked by it.

"Last, but not least, by absorbing his own Warp Star, Kirby can create his ultimate weapon: The Star Rod, a magical staff powered by dreams and capable of destroying eldritch abominations made of pure evil. And most of the moon."

Kirby was standing on what looked like crystal platforms. A black star was hovering near him, which suddenly became surrounded by more black stars. In a move no one expected, a blood-red eye opened, and the multitude of stars melded into a large single star, with what seemed like shadows dripping off of it. To his credit, Kirby looked up, and didn't back away in fear. If anything, he seemed determined to fight. Firing blasts off of his star rod, the creature (which a text box said it was named: 'Dark Nebula') screeched and seemed to be burned by the star rod blasts.

"That's… somewhat commendable." Frieza blinked, and everyone turned in confusion and disbelief to look at him. "For a creature that small to outright challenge some sort of inter-dimensional beast and not flinch when it attacks, it either means he's determined enough to stand his ground, or he doesn't understand what's happening."

"Never thought I'd say this. But he has a point." Roshi blinked, seeming utterly baffled.

There was then a shot of the moon, followed by a giant explosion, destroying part of it.

"Huh." Chi-Chi blinked, not even trying to figure out how powerful that explosion was.

"Yet, for as awesome as it is, there's a massive flaw with his copy ability." Boomstick frowned. "Doesn't matter what power he has, if he gets hit once, it's gone."

Fire Kirby was shown being struck by a beam of some sort. Kirby went backwards and yelped, before a star seemed to bounce off. Kirby got up and shook himself off, before continuing running along a path.

"Huh. That's a weird weakness." Gohan remarked. "You'd think he be able to hold onto them better, but…"

"If he's got so many beings in that weird gut dimension, he probably can just keep getting new abilities, shouldn't that deal with the one-hit problem?" His mother asked.

"He also piloted a giant mech at one point, but that was on another planet, and won't be in the battle." Boomsticl quickly added.

"And aside from his copy ability, Kirby has a weird ability called the 'Friendship Heart'. Essentially when Kirby throws this heart at an enemy, it has the power to turn said enemy into his ally. Through the power of friendship…" Wiz added with an 'I-can't-believe-I'm-saying-this' tone to his voice.

Kirby ran up to a tiny orange creature and threw a literal heart at it. It seemed confused, then ran over and high-fived Kirby, before running behind him and began following Kirby.

"That may be the most adorably-terrifying thing I have ever seen." Boomstick remarked. "Unfortunately, it's only temporary, and can only work on certain enemies."

"Okay, if Kirby tries to befriend Majin Buu… I…" Piccolo began but trailed off, genuinely left at a loss for what to say.

"Hmm…" Buu nodded, both seeming curious, and a bit confused. (So, nothing new.)

STRENGTHS AND FEATS

- Cracked Planet Popstar in Half (This shocked a few of the fighters)

- Punched a Hole Through the Earth

- Threw Popon To The Sun

- Destroyed Nova, Who Is Planet-Sized

- Was Turned Into Yarn

- Outright Obliterated Popstar in the Manga

- Routinely Fights Eldritch Abominations

- Capable of Piloting Giant Mechs

"But even without an added ability, Kirby is remarkably tough. He's powerful enough to crack a planet, or star, in half, fast enough to run on water, routinely fights eldritch abominations made of fear and hatred, and is strong enough to throw a monster thirty times his size, on a frying pan, all the way to the sun, circle the burning star, and return to Kirby's feet, with the perfectly cooked monster." Wiz began listing off some of Kirby's feats, interspliced with creatures that lived up the description of 'Made of fear and hatred.' But the last thing Wiz said made everyone snap to attention.

"Back up." Roshi stated.

"What?" Goku blinked.

"What did he just-" Hercule began.

"No…" Frieza muttered, his eye twitching.

"You gotta be kidd-" Trunks began.

Kirby suddenly shot by, holding a frying pan that was one: way too big to feasibly or realistically exist and B: way too big to feasibly be thrown by anyone. The scoffs and mutters of disbelief were replaced with shocked disbelief as Kirby somehow not only managed to throw the frying pan, but it picked up what looked like a giant worm and smashed through the roof of a castle and continued upwards. It then not only escaped the atmosphere of Popstar, but kept going, heading towards the sun, circling it, before defying all laws of space and turning and retuning to Popstar, making another hole in the roof and leaving the frying pan in the middle of the throne room, with a cooked monster. The looks on everyone's faced ranged from 'Blank and Emotionless', to 'Okay, that was kinda cool', to 'WHAT'. Finally, Roshi stood up and cracked his back.

"Well, I'm out." He remarked, beginning to walk away. "I'm ready to die. I've seen everything, and I wish I hadn't."

"Huh." Goten blinked. "Well, he's stronger than I expected. But… I still have a lot of questions."

"We all saw that. Right?" Hercule blinked. "We… we all saw that. I'm not losing it?"

"I think we're all collectively losing it…" Piccolo muttered, his tone a bit higher than anyone had heard it before.

"Okay. There is so much wrong with that." Bulma began. "First of all, the sun's rotational pull doesn't work like that, there's no way-"

"Bulma. For everyone's sanity. I am asking you. Please, don't try and analyze this." Vegeta said in a quiet but serious tone.

"But-"

"That thing literally inhales other creatures. He then is able to copy their genetic abilities. There is no explanation for that. Buu and Cell did that, but that's how they worked. Kirby has a dimension in his stomach. You're not going to get an answer."

Bulma was silent for a few moments, then audibly screamed into a pillow in frustration.

"I think that may be the most ridiculous feat we've seen and ever will see on Death Battle." Boomstick commented in the utmost sincerity. "The weirdest part is, he's not just strong, he's durable enough that he was barely fazed after being crushed under thousands of tons of pressure, and effortlessly survived an explosion massive enough to eclipse the entire planet."

"He's achieved all of this, despite being only eight inches tall." Wiz added as a line up was shown of previous Death Battle fighters, and Kirby was literally eight inches tall.

"They've seriously gotta be screwing with us." Goku remarked, finding this just… unbelievable at this point. "I mean, I can accept most of this, but… how is he able to do that when he's less than a foot tall?!"

"He's like half the size of Vegeta's hair." Krillin remarked, knowing he was safe on the far side of the room.

"See? It's not the size of the monster that matters." Boomstick began, as if he was giving a motivational speech. "It's how he throws a FUCKING HUMUNGOUS FRYING PAN INTO THE SUN AND BACK! WHAT THE HELL!?"

"I have to agree with him." Frieza frowned. "How could a creature that small have so much raw power?"

"While Kirby may seem nigh unstoppable, he does have one crucial flaw: he's a baby, and has yet to fully mature as a Star Warrior." Wiz remarked. This shocked most of the fighters, especially Chi-Chi and Bulma.

"Yeah, he's not too bright, so he's not gonna be whipping up any genius strategies mid-fight. Hell, more than once he's accidentally unleashed a world-ending nightmare beast that threatened to kill everyone everywhere. But, Kirby just kicks their asses back to wherever they came from. So, he's powerful enough to get away with not always having a plan. Truthfully, Kirby really is the most adorably terrifying thing in the world."

Before anyone could agree or disagree or just voice confusion, Kirby appeared followed by an extremely upbeat tune. Kirby inexplicably began moonwalking, only to then spin back to where he began, followed by him jumping around for a few seconds flipping as he did so. He finished his dance by spinning on the ground then pointing one of his tiny arms to the sky.

Then the doors closed.

"Well, that was unexpected." Piccolo said, stating the obvious.

"So… Kirby. Is going to fight Majin Buu." Trunks slowly spoke. "This kind of seems like a one-sided battle. Except I can't tell who's side it's on."

"I mean, if they use that small Buu in the battle, it'd probably be pretty even." Vegeta muttered. "Two world-destroyers…"

"I have no idea why that Deadman brought me here, and I'm beginning to think remaining in Hell may have been a better option." Frieza remarked.

"Yes. It would've." Vegeta said not looking at Frieza.

"I don't understand how something that looks like a little pillow can have that much destructive power." Chi-Chi remarked, feeling mixed on her opinion of Kirby. She'd be lying if she said she didn't think he was kinda cute, but at the same time… World. Destroying. Powers. But at the same time again, that dance was honestly adorable.

"He probably doesn't even understand what he's doing half the time." Gohan reasoned. "He just… acts, and then stuff happens. If he's as young as they say, I'm surprised he's able to do as much as he can."

"Huh. Kinda like Buu." Someone muttered.

To saw everyone was intrigued but weirded out would be an understatement. Many of them had seen the terror that Majin Buu could bring, but Kirby seemed to have a unique ability. It left them wondering if Kirby could somehow become 'Kir-Buu' to fight Majin Buu. However, it was also clear Kirby had no real plan of attack, while Buu usually didn't, he could also outsmart opponents sometimes. On that note, it occurred to a few of the fighters that they didn't know the whole story behind Buu, so this should be interesting. There was still and underlying sense of tension with Frieza being there, but Deadman seemed to have told the truth, rendering Frieza powerless.

"I'm gonna go see if Roshi's still alive." Krillin remarked, getting up and leaving the room.

(Intermission)

(Intermission Over)

Majin Buu

(*Cues: Evil Buu - Dragon Ball Z*)

"True terror is something unpredictable, unstoppable, and dreadfully deceiving." Wiz began. "A force that knows no mercy, no hesitation, and no remorse."

"Like my ex-girlfriend." Roshi said aloud, before being high-fived by Krillin.

"A perfect description for the pink monstrosity known as Majin Buu. Majin Buu is a fat, pink, man-sized baby thing with enough power to destroy a planet. And I assume he's made of some sort of bubble gum. Probably Big League Chew."

Buu watched in confusion as he appeared on the screen again. What exactly was this all about?

"Buu has existed since the dawn of time, some claim that we may truly never know what Buu truly is. However, he was only discovered five million years ago by the nefarious wizard, Bibidi." Wiz began with the history lesson, followed up by a show of a short reptilian alien, presumably Bibidi.

"Wait, Buu's been around since the dawn of time?!" Goten exclaimed.

"I… guess so?" Hercule said, bewildered.

"Bibidi released Majin Buu on a helpless universe, intent on destroying everything. After annihilating hundreds of planets, Bibidi set his sights on Earth, sending Buu ahead in a sealed capsule just waiting to be released." Wiz continued, something shot by, wiping out an entire city, followed by planet after planet exploding. This made some of the viewers uneasy. Some of them had heard stories about of the terror of Buu.

BACKGROUND

- Age: Immemorial

- Height (Good/Fat): Approx. 6 ft

- Height (Kid): Approx. 5 ft

- Race: Majin

- Aliases: Mr. Buu, Boo of Pure Evil, Majin of Destruction

- Friends with Super Janemba and Hercule Satan

"Buuuuttttt then Bibidi got himself killed before he could get to Earth and release the pink terror. That tends to happen with these plots. Just a bit of free advice here, if your master plan has a component that requires you not to die for a certain amount of time, put a timer on it."

Everyone blinked, not having expected that.

"Do you remember any of that?" Piccolo asked, looking to Buu. The later seemed to think for a moment before replying:

"No, not really."

"But no worries, the plot can continue!" Boomstick declared "For the weird lizard-wizard-thing had a back-up plan in the form of a magic clone named Babidi. Yes, clone, not son, that was a mistranslation."

"Buu remember him!" Buu suddenly spoke up, recognizing the tiny lizard from when he was released.

"So, do I." Piccolo nodded.

"Yeah, I remember that guy." Gohan frowned, remembering the first time he had seen Buu.

"Anyone know what happened to that worm?" Vegeta asked. The fighters went silent and looked to one another.

"Buu blast his head off." Buu said as if that wasn't a big deal. "Babidi mean… So Buu stop him."

"Huh." Gohan breathed. Everyone figured it was better to not question this and just keep going. Buu was insanely powerful, and the last thing they needed was to anger him. Granted, that was harder some days than others, but still.

"So, Bibidi, Babidi and Buu. Put 'em together and what do you get?"

"A Disney lawsuit." Wiz said.

"..." Everyone looked to one another in confusion. It sounded like something they'd know about... but didn't...

"Babidi eventually found Buu and opened the monster's shell. But, turns out there was a... slight defect and Buu was... um..."

"A complete idiot!" Boomstick said matter-of-factly. Buu frowned at the remark but didn't say anything.

"Ohhohoho…" Buu said in a childish tone as he stretched and seemed to move about.

"Master… Is that the great Majin Buu?" A figure next to Bibidi asked in disbelief. "Are… are you certain?"

"Majin Buu was a being that eradicated entire galaxies as if it was passé." Frieza said, as confused as everyone else. "How did he become… That!?"

"Questionable levels of intelligence aside, Buu is the equivalent of a man-sized toddler with the power of a billion nuclear warheads and no morals." Wiz stated as Buu kicked a figure (a few recognized him as Dabura) into as cliff, then began laughing.

(*Cues: Pink Demon - Dragon Ball Z*)

"Holy crap. Talk about your terrible twos!" Boomstick blinked, before different scenes were shown of Buu destroying public property. "Buu has a ridiculous arsenal for killing worlds. He can fly, shoot lasers, destroy cities by breathing too hard, is built with the physical strength of several tanks, and can fire a beam from his head-penis thing that can turn people into candy. This 'Transformation Beam' as it's commonly reffered to can apparently be used by any member of the Majin race, but that's a whole other story."

Buu proceeded to fire a weird blast from his head… tentacle? Appendage? That turned some random civilian into chocolate.

"Yeah what is that thing?" Roshi asked, looking to Hercule. The wrestler blinked, looked to Buu, looked back to Roshi, and shrugged.

"That's still really unsettling…" Bulma muttered.

"Right… that thing…" Vegeta muttered, remembering what happened when he and Goku went up against Buu in their fused form. Heck, a number of those watching had… bad experiences, to put it mildly. Thankfully, none of them appeared. Yet.

"Gee, ya think?" Skorch muttered, looking up at the author.

You shut up.

ARSENEL

- Chocolate Beam

- Flight

- Gack (His body)

- Body Manipulation

- Regeneration

- Absorption

- Buu Rocket

- Super Breath

- Mending Beam ("Mending beam? Buu has some sort of healing beam?" Goten asked, bewildered)

"Boomstick, it's not his genitals, it's his... well... actually, I don't know what it is." Wiz began, but ended in complete bafflement. "Which brings me to his strangest and perhaps most unsettling ability, his whole body in general. Whatever he's made of, its magic in nature from what I can tell. Buu's whole body can be pulled, stretched, blown apart or even ripped apart with absolutely no negative effects to Buu himself."

To prove his point, Buu was shown ripping a sizable chunk of his gut off with his hands, and didn't seem to react in the slightest. He then proceeded to throw it at Vegeta in his super sayian form.

"Wait." Frieza blinked, seeing Vegeta in his super sayin form. "But that's…"

"Totally possible." Vegeta remarked with a cocky grin.

"He can even pull entire slabs from his belly and use his own flesh as a weapon. Argh, this is just getting stranger and stranger. Like, what the hell is with the Dragon Ball universe and it's weird-ass monsters?!" Boomstick added.

"Japan." Wiz shrugged. "Oh, and he apparently does feel pain, though it seems to please him. Like some sort of weird combat-fetish masochist. Fortunately, or unfortunately depending on who's perspective your looking at this from, his body can regenerate almost instantly."

"He can be blasted to smithereens and reform himself in seconds. He's practically invincible. Hell, his healing ability puts the healing factors of Wolverine, Deadpool, Mad Dawg, Solomon Grundy, and Desthstroke's to shame! It's possibly only second to either Lobo's, or that other guy, the green dude's ability. Whatever his name was…"

Buu was shown having a giant hole blasted through him by a Ki blast. Not only did the attack not seem to faze him, but his body almost immediately closed the wound as if it was never there. Then, pink blob-ish remains of Buu were shown floating through space, only for them to be pulled back together and for Buu to completely reform.

"Is his healing thing another Majin race thing?" Goku asked. "Or is that something else?"

"If I had to guess, I'd say it was part of his race's power." Hercule replied. Buu meanwhile, pulled a chink of his stomach off, then watched as he healed. Come to think of it, even he didn't know how that happened. Not that he cared mind you.

"And yet… it gets worse." Wiz said, dread clear in his voice. "Buu can mimic any Ki attack after seeing it in action only once. This is how he learned Goku's Kamehameha wave, and Supreme Kai's Instantaneous Movement teleport."

While most of the fighters knew this (or had been in those fights) the one who seemed genuinely shocked by this was Frieza. He had spent his whole life training, honing his abelites to be the most ruthless, the deadliest, and now this sentiment pink blob of putty could mimic ANY ATTACK simply by WATCHING it?! No wonder his father had warned him never to try and fight Majin Buu. If this was Buu was capable of when he had the mind of a child, the potential power that he could possess should he mature would be horrific. Unless it was on his side…

"But his copying prowess goes even further, in a strange, yet twisted similar vein as Kirby, he can physically absorb other people, transforming his mind and body. While gaining their memories, skills and training."

"YES! COME TO ME!" Buu shouted, as his twisted form wrapped itself around Gotenks and Piccolo before dragging them back and absorbing them into his body. Said fighters who were part of that grimaced in disgust, remembering what happened.

"Buu did that?" Buu asked, seeming genuinely surprised. A few turned and looked with anger and disbelief at him.

"Do you… do you not remember that?" Piccolo finally asked, unsure of how to feel or react.

"Mmm… No." Buu thought then shook his head. "Buu not remember this."

"You think the different forms of him have different memories?" Trunks asked skeptically.

"Maybe. But he is also just kinda…" Gohan began but trailed off. Chi-Chi hadn't seen what Buu had done previously and was horrified beyond words, so much so that she and Boomstick said the same thing at the same time.

"That's the most disturbing thing I've ever seen." Boomstick said.

"There are a few different versions of Buu, and as such, each version of Buu has a different personality based on whom he's absorbed. Fat Buu or Innocent Buu is cheerful and childlike, due to absorbing the carefree Grand Supreme Kai." Wiz continued, showing Buu how he normally looked. "Initially, Fat Buu pretty much just cared about death and scaring people, even using his mending beam to heal a blind boy."

"Oh yeah, did we not mention that? Buu has what's called a Mending Beam. It should be pretty self-explanatory, but it's not exactly what you think. Unlike his other beam attacks which transform and kill, the Mending Beam will latch onto the recipient's physical handicaps and repair them.

"Hm!? You no scared because you no see!?" Buu exclaimed, looking down at a small boy who was walking with a stick. Before anyone could ask questions, Buu put his hand onto the boy's face, and seemed to be summoning some sort of energy.

"I have a lot of problems with this." Chi-Chi said.

"So Buu would heal a blind kid… just to try and scare him?" Goku asked. "Isn't that like healing a paraplegic's leg, and then throwing him down a flight of stairs?"

"What the hell is wrong with you?" Vegeta asked, genuinely amazed by both the horrific comment, and the fact that Goku didn't seem to see the issue with what he was implying.

"Or saving someone's kid from a fire, only to then set them on fire." Krillin shrugged, genuinely trying not to laugh.

"Dude…" Roshi muttered. "…okay, that was kinda funny."

"And you all think I'm the savage…" Frieza muttered.

"Eh, in his case he'd just blow up the planet and be done with it." Gohan stated flatly.

"Wh..what did you do?" The boy asked, clearly frightened.

"Buu make boy see through eyes!" Buu stated. After a few moments, the boy opened his eyes, possibly for the first time in his life.

"I..I..I can see!" He exclaimed. "I can see everything! Your feet! The ground! My hands!"

Despite Buu doing this to try and terrify a kid, the fighters actually had a hard time saying he was the bad guy in this case. He had just given a child his sight back, cruel intentions or not, that had to count for something.

"Ahahaha! Now, boy look at Buu!" Buu declared.

"Yes… I can see you!" The boy said, tears filling his eyes. Frieza groaned in annoyance and disgust, and was slapped in the back of the head by Goku.

"Hm? Boy not scared?" Buu asked, this seemed like this was something he had never considered before.

"…wow." Krillin finally said, breaking the silence that had overcome the room.

"I had no idea he did that…" Hercule remarked. "But he healed Bee's leg for similar reasons. Heh. He didn't get why the dog thought he was his best friend."

"In all honesty, Fat Buu isn't evil… he's just…" Wiz began, trying to find the right wording.

"He literally has no idea what 'Good' and 'Bad' are." Boomstick cut in. "So, he doesn't understand the consequences of his actions."

"Actually, that's the perfect way to put it." Wiz said. "Uh, well said."

"When you kill people is a bad thing?" Buu asked, looking down at Hercule. The latter shocked at seeing himself on the screen. Sure, Skorch had told him this was a thing, but this was an odd experience.

"Er- yes! It is a bad thing!" Hercule exclaimed.

"Then… no more!" Buu declared.

"Wait what?" Goten blinked.

"That's how it happened?" Roshi asked looking to Hercule, who nodded in confirmation.

"You mean… you're not gonna kill people anymore?" Hercule asked.

"Mmhmm!" Buu nodded.

"If that happened, why did we end up fighting-" Goku began but cut himself off. "Right…"

"That was pretty much a never-ending series of poor choices, egotistically led attacks, and a near constant cavalcade of death." Piccolo said, summarizing things pretty well. Vegeta felt his eye twitch at the 'egotistically led attacks' remark, but decided not to say anything. Mistakes had been made, and not just by him.

"However, the same cannot be said for his original, and most dangerous form, Kid Buu." Wiz stated, getting the fighters attention as the tiny version of Buu appeared on screen, emerging from a debris cloud and growling. This caused a few of the fighters to tense up, remembering what had happened when they fought Kid Buu, and all the people that had died.

"The true form of the destroyer…" Frieza breathed, Buu now looking more like the few surviving archival notes that remained about Majin Buu. The rest had been destroyed. Along with whatever planet they had been on. Even Frieza believed that 'Kid Buu' as 'Wiz' had called him was beyond his potential for control.

"He's so tiny! He's like a little kid in MC Hammer pants! This can't seriously be his deadliest form." Boomstick remarked in disbelief before adding: "Actually, I retract that statement. After Kirby's frying pan feat, I'm willing to believe anything."

"Also, while Super Buu is another form of Majin Buu, Kid Buu can do effectively everything Super Buu can, and then some." Wiz added.

(*Cues: Panic - Dragon Ball Z*)

Kid Buu screams out loud and pounds on his chest.

"He can get so angry, he's capable of tearing holes in the fabric of reality just by screaming." Wiz remarked.

"The only other monster in the universe that can get that loud and that angry is my ex-wife when she runs out of food." Boomstick added. This got a laugh from a few of the Dragon Crew, while the others were annoyed or offended somewhat. "Or if he's fed up with whatever planet he's on, he'll just blow it to bits with his Planet Burst attack. An attack that takes a frighteningly short amount of time to use."

STRENGTHS AND FEATS

- Unprecedented Amount of Combat Experience

- One-Shot Oabura (this shocked Frieza)

- Ripped Apart Space & Time

- Eradicated The Human Race In Seconds (Frieza was now impressed)

- Destroyed Hundreds of Planets Without Issue

- Defeated Gotenks, Vegeta, Gohan, Super Gohan ("Fascinating, perhaps they're not as strong as I believed…" Frieza mused to himself.)

- Survived A Battle With Vegito

"Before you ask, yes. That is similar to Vegeta's Final Flash, but much, MUCH more dangerous. As in some cases it can take seconds to perform." Boomstick added.

"In a universe where pretty much everyone has a planet killing attack, Majin Buu's is one of the strongest. He's destroyed entire galaxies by systematically obliterating each planet one by one over time, all while being so relentless, that the planets could do nothing in some cases." Wiz added, as Kid Buu's fury was shown as he tore his way through entire civilizations and cities.

"Buu not remember those places." Buu frowned. "I destroyed those worlds?"

"Good question." Krillin frowned.

"By that alone, Kirby shouldn't even stand a ghost of a chance." Frieza remarked. "Their copying abilities seemed similar, but if Majin Buu gains the memories and can copy Ki attacks, what chance does Kirby possibly have?"

Most of the Dragon Crew didn't want to admit to it, but they agreed. They weren't sure how Kirby could put up a fight, but with his abilities he may pull something off. Not to mention that in a similar situation, Yoshi had defeated Riptor…

(*Cues: Bad News - Dragon Ball Z*)

"Hell, if his planet killing powers aren't terrifying enough, he doesn't need them to decimate EVERYONE. He's defeated most of Dragon Ball Z's most powerful characters, including Vegeta, Gotenks, and Gohan."

Gohan and Super Buu flew at each other only for Buu to disappear, re-appear behind Gohan and grab him.

"You think you can beat me?" Buu asked with reckless confidence. The kind of confidence I wish I had. He then threw Gohan into a cliff.

"On top of that, Buu one-shot Oabura, the king of the demon realm, and easily bested the Supreme Kais." Wiz added, that last fact shocked a numb er of the watchers.

"Who are kinda like the gods of other gods. And Buu wiped out most of them for kicks. So needless to say, Buu is pretty frickin' strong." Boomstick remarked in agreement.

(*Cues: Kid Buu Theme - Dragon Ball Z*)

"But while Kid Buu may be a nightmarish powerhouse, he's also extremely cocky, caring little about strategy or personal safety. This has led to him having the crap kicked out of him by multiple warriors across space and time. You'd think this would've given him a lesson he could use to make himself stronger, but no. He's the kind of psychotic sociopath who enjoys rubbing it in everyone's face." Wiz stated with the utmost sincerity.

"Until he gets his ass rubbing violently in his face." Boomstick noted, then paused. "That sounded a lot better in my head."

"And while his regenerative ability seems to make him indestructible, Buu is one of the only Dragon ball characters whose body has been visibly effected by ordinary bullets." Wiz added.

"So, is Kirby going to get a gun and just shoot Buu?" Goten asked.

"That would be kind of amazing. Just execute him like in Fargo. Man, I would PAY to see that." Roshi replied.

"And while being able to destroy planets, his body's not tough enough to take the explosion, forcing him to regenerate from a mass of pink particles. On top of that, an attack equal to or more powerful than his planet killer can actually be fatal, if he's hit with it and doesn't move."

"Wasn't the spirit bomb more powerful?" Bulma asked.

"Yes, that's how we managed to stop him last time" Goku replied.

"Despite having the mind of a child and the body of Play-Doh, Majin Buu might just be the deadliest villain in Dragon ball history." Wiz concluded.

"Me get big MAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD!" Majin Buu shouted before causing a large energy explosion. The doors closed on that, leaving everyone to question what was going to happen.

"Y'know, with the other fights we've seen, it's been at least possible to reason how either side could win." Gohan began. "But this? I have no idea what's about to happen."

"I mean. Buu was a nightmare to deal with, but put him against someone like Kirby, and it seems like they'd either be evenly matched or their strengths would cancel each other out." Vegeta nodded.

"How exactly did these two get all this information?" Frieza asked aloud, and admittedly, it was a good question.

"No idea." Someone finally said.

"Buu think tiny Buu will win." Buu remarked.

"R..really?" Hercule asked, surprised. "You're rooting for the one fighting you?"

"Mmhmm." Buu nodded. "Buu seen all sorts of monsters and warriors, but Buu never seen a being like that. Buu interested in what it can do."

"Hm, that's a fair point." Hercule nodded.

"I mean, Kirby has the omega fruit or whatever it's called." Krillin added. "That may be helpful with surviving."

"Sure, but the kid probably can't survive being on a planet that's being blown up." Roshi shrugged. "Although his copy abilities make me wonder how he's gonna fight. That sword seemed kinda useful."

"I think this is the first time I really don't want either side to be victorious." Vegeta muttered. "If Buu wins, it means that he's effectively unstoppable, but if Kirby wins, that means all of our strength and power combined couldn't equate to the power wielded by a baby."

All in all, most of the dragon Crew believed Majin Buu would win. They didn't think Kirby would lose outright, but when it came down to it, even with Kirby's frying pan feat as a reference point, Majin Buu could take that, and effectively walk it off.

"Alright the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all." Wiz began.

"IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!" Boomstick shouted.

(*Cues: Kirby Triple Deluxe - Intro Theme*)

The doors opened on a bright day in what was assumedly the Kingdom of Dreamland, in a bright green hillside, a multitude of citizens are enjoying the good day. Some small orange puffballs that seemed like Kirby in a way were walking about. A small figure that seemed like a karate fighter was sleeping on the ground. Along with them were two orangish puffballs with a giant single eye, and a purple monkey-like creature sitting with his back to a tree with a hammer next to him.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

The sudden loud scream made everyone jolt awake as one of the one-eyed creatures came barreling in from the left of the screen at full speed. All the inhabitants of Dreamland turned and watched in confusion at the Waddle Doo, before looking to one another, then resuming whatever they were doing.

BRAZAT!

Without warning, one of the tiny one-eyed orange puff balls was struck with a beam from somewhere and was turned into cake. Everything froze as they stared at what just happened. The camera pulled back and Majin Buu was shown looking down at everyone.

"Hello!" He called.

(*Cues: Kirby Triple Deluxe - Moonlight Capital*)

Buu then unleashed a barrage of transformation beams down at the inhabitants of Dreamland, turning them into different types of food. Buu was laughing and moving and posing as he did so.

"Wohoho!" Buu childishly cheered as the transformed food was floating next to him. He grabbed a chocolate bar and threw it above him, only for all the food surrounding him was dragged off by a vortex. The food was sucked up by Kirby, who was standing on his warp star, who proceeded to eat all of it. The two of them were floating not too far away from each other.

"Mm?!" Buu blinked, shocked, before growling as his face seemed to turn read and steam blew out from his ears, pointing at Kirby he shouted: "You make Buu mad! Buu make you DEAD!"

FIGHT!

Kirby and Buu flew straight at one another, colliding with as shockwave as their fists hit. Buu began relentlessly wiling away at Kirby, who seemed to be able to block the incoming attacks, then turned around and attacked Buu. The Majin Monster seemed to easily be able to block Kirby's attacks, but the fighters were surprised at how fast Kirby was fighting. Kirby finally got a hit off, knocking Buu back a bit. Kirby jumped to attack again, but Buu teleported out of the way and appeared above Kirby blasting him into the ground with a beam attack. Kirby was sent careening into the ground and went sliding across the ground, leaving a sliding creator as he went.

"So, this began for the same reason the fight with Beerus began." Gohan said flatly.

"Pretty much." Goku nodded.

Kirby jumped up and shook himself off before looking around. He saw one of the purple monkeys with a hammer, who saw Kirby and tried to run for it. Kirby however quickly used his inhale ability and pulled out a hammer. Kirby seemed to enter a stance and prepared for an attack. Buu yelled and shot downwards to strike again. Kirby seemed to be charging some sort of attack, and moments before Buu would've hit him, Kirby brought the hammer down on Buu's head. The camera zoomed in and entered slow motion as Buu's head seemed to ripple as the hammer struck it, followed by his head going inwards as his whole head seemed to disappear into his body. The slow-mo stopped and Buu was sent flying by the hit. He shot across the land and eventually slammed into a hillside. His head popped back out, and then was flattened once again by Kirby's hammer that came flying in from out of nowhere. Kirby landed, and then proceeded to spin himself around, repetitively hitting Buu before knocking him straight into the air. The attacks actually seemed to have disoriented Buu. Kirby floated up and summoned his warp star. The music briefly went quiet as the sound of the baseball wind up played as Kirby held his hammer back, and then struck Buu as he came down towards the ground. Majin Buu went flying and bounced off of a tree into the air, but as Kirby shot forward and prepared to attack again, Buu turned on him and grabbed Kirby.

"Gah!"

Buu laughed before double-downward fist slamming Kirby into the ground. Kirby seemed to smash into the ground, then Buu came flying down and directly onto Kirby. There was a brief silence as the impact seemed to echo, then a small star bounced away from Kirby.

"…ouch." Bulma winced.

"Well, one ability down, but he's probably got more." Goten remarked, having been rooting for Kirby.

Buu then grabbed Kirby and flipped himself over before slamming him into the ground again, followed by him firing a Ki blast at Kirby and launching himself backwards into the air. A smoking crater was left behind as Buu laughed and cheered in the air.

CRUNCH!

Shocking the fighters, a frozen chunk of… something hit Buu, and Kirby shot up on hos warp star and unleashed an ice attack. He targeted Buu's arms and they seemed to freeze solid, only for Buu to shatter one of them…

…by hitting Kirby with a right hook. The punch was powerful enough to send Kirby flying, and Buu shot off after him.

"Well, they're both able to adapt, I'll give them that." Piccolo remarked.

The scene cut to deeper in the forest, where several other small beings were walking about. Kirby came flying from the left and smashed into a tree. He fell to the ground and looked up, before inhaling several of them. He transformed into what looked like a tiny ninja, and after a puff of smoke, he was gone.

"Hm? Where'd you go?" Buu asked, landing and looking around, not seeing Kirby anywhere. Suddenly, Kirby shot by in a flash, striking Buu across the face before disappearing into smoke, then reappeared no the right side of Buu and hit him in the gut. He disappeared one more time and appeared above Buu, hitting his head again. Buu growled in agitation and fired a Kamehameha Wave in a random direction. Kirby appeared, off to one side trying to catch his breath. He blinked then saw the attack coming, and jumped out of the way. Unfortunately, he was a bit too slow and was struck by the edge of the wave. He lost the ninja form and skidded to a stop, inhaling a purple sword-holding being and pulling out a sword, as well as wearing a green hat that seemed to end up going slightly down his back.

"Aw." Chi-Chi smiled. "That's cute."

Kirby paused, as if beginning to summon something. His sword began to glow and then suddenly extended in length and width.

"Haaaa…" Kirby began to wheel back with the blade as Buu stared in shock at the giant blade. "KI!"

With a might shing! The black screen was suddenly illuminated by a white slashing arc. There was a gross tearing sound, and Kirby appeared as it was shown that Buu had been sliced in half. The two halves fell in different directions.

"Even thought that won't kill Buu, that was impressive." Vegeta admitted.

"I honestly believed Kirby would've died moments after this fight began, maybe my assumptions were wrong." Frieza conceded.

(*Music Ends*)

"Wahaha!" Buu seemed to be crying. "You hurt Buu!"

Buu's two halves immediately seemed to almost magnetically bring themselves back together and Buu got up.

"Almost!"

Kirby blinked, shocked at what just happened.

A Blade Knight ran by screaming and the two noticed. Buu seemed to get an idea and ripped a chunk of his gut off and threw it. It chased after the Blade Knight before enveloping him whole, and shot back to Buu. When it re-connected, Buu pulled out a sword of his own.

(*Cues: Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3 - Vital Burner*)

The two clashed with their swords, trying to push the other into a vulnerable position. Kirby seemed to be focusing intently, while Buu seemed to be enjoying the fight. Their blades clashed in a surprisingly majestic dance of blades. Kirby jumped and spun in the air, his blade repetitively clashing against Buu's, sending sparks flying as the Majin Monster braced against the attacks. Kirby slashed a few times at Buu, but the slashed didn't seem to even begin to faze him. Kirby jumped and drove his blade into the ground, missing Buu completely. Majin Buu took the opportunity to grab the pink puffball, and get a number of slashes off on the puffball. Surprisingly, Buu seemed to know how to mix his sword attacks in with some physical attacks before delivering a powerful punch that sent Kirby flying once again. Kirby slammed into a large tree and slid down, only for Buu to fly in and slash at Kirby, however he missed and in slow motion sliced the tree clean through. The shocked look on Kirby's face said it all.

"Aw… so close…" Buu frowned.

Kirby then launched himself upwards, rapidly slashing away at Buu. Somehow, he seemed to keep launching himself upwards, taking Buu with him.

"Yah!" HE shouted as he shot upwards once again. "Yah!"

Kirby now was surprisingly high in the air as he kept Buu disoriented as he smashed away before seemingly suplexing him with his sword back down to the ground.

"Chi!" Kirby shouted as he smashed into the ground. Without missing a beat, Buu teleported away and fired off a powerful blast from his transformation beam. Kirby seemed to let out a tiny 'Eep!' and ducked to avoid it as it shot over him. A few moments later, the sword ability disappeared, seemingly out of shock.

The beam kept flying and narrowly missed a teenager who honestly seemed out of place in this story, and then hit a tree, transforming it into cake.

"Uh… What?" The teen blinked, looking down. "Sweet! Cake!"

"Wait, wasn't that guy in the Zangief battle?" Goten asked.

"I think? I doubt it matters." Krillin shrugged.

Buu fired another transformation beam at Kirby, who jumped back and to everyone's shock, inhaled the beam.

"Wait. He could do that!?" Goku asked, shocked.

"Well, I guess you could say that it'd be sent to his stomach dimension and didn't actually hit him." Bulma reasoned.

"Wait. Is he-?!" Trunks shouted in disbelief. Everyone turned to see what he was talking about, only to see Kirby trying to inhale Majin Buu. And to everyone's shock, it worked. Trees, rocks, inhabitants, and yes, even the great Majin Buu, were inhaled by Kirby.

"How did I not see that?" Roshi muttered.

"So, is he going to copy Majin Buu? Is that what they're implying?" Chi-Chi asked.

"Huh…" Hercule blinked, blinking in shock.

"Ooh…" Buu said, seemingly interested in what was happening.

"And at this point, Kid Buu will probably show up soon." Gohan stated. "Seems like the point where the super forms or ultra-weapons appear… So, this is the point where it gets awesome."

"True that!" Hercule nodded. He may have only seen a few battles, but if the Kratos vs Spawn episode was anything to go by, the fight wasn't over until everything was used.

The camera zoomed in on Kirby, entering his stomach dimension. Buu was shown floating amongst the food and other inhaled items and enemies. In the back, a Nova Fruit was noticeable. Buu turned around, confused as to what was happening, and beginning to realize what was happening. The teen from earlier floated by, hands behind his head and one leg crossed over the other.

"Hey." The teen waved.

"No!" Buu shouted, slapping away some of the food. "NO!"

(*Cues: Kirby's Return to Dreamland - Vs. Magolor*)

Buu's anger was clearly rising again. He was trembling uncontrollably as his anger seemed to overtake his entire body.

"Uh oh." Goku blinked, having a bad feeling where this was going.

Screaming in absolute fury, Buu seemed to become surrounded by a cloud of smoke. There were two sounds now, Buu's angered screaming, and a twisted almost demonic laugh. The smoke was suddenly blown away, and Kid Buu slowly looked up with a twisted grin.

"Called it." Gohan nodded.

Kid Buu laughed, then shot forward and grabbed Majin Buu, he seemed to summon some sort of energy and Buu exploded into dust. That did shock a few of the fighters, who hadn't expected Buu to kill Buu. But it was also clear that the fight wasn't over.

"Buu no like him…" Buu frowned crossly.

"Yeah… he's kind of a monster." Hercule muttered.

Kid Buu began pounding on his chest, laughing before beginning to scream. It cut to outside, looking at the blue sky, and a sudden large tear appeared in the sky, reality warping and disorienting as Kid Buu re-appeared. Kirby seemed genuinely terrified as he tried to think of a plan, but before he could, Kid Buu appeared behind him.

"Heh." Kid Buu grinned.

Without hesitation, Kid Buu began ruthlessly wailing on Kirby. Unlike Majin Buu though, not only did Kid Buu seem to be actually hurting him now. Kirby also seemed completely caught off guard and was at the mercy of Kid Buu.

What mercy?

Exactly.

Bulma grimaced. Sure, this whole show was about fighting to the death, but Kirby was a baby. A BABY. There was something about watching a baby getting beaten to death that just felt wrong. Majin Buu actually seemed upset by what he was watching.

"He mean… Why Mean Buu hurt little ball?" He asked.

"It's just the way he is." Roshi answered honestly. "Some people are just unrelenting worthless asshats who deserve to be in hell!" He raised his voice for the ending part of his explanation.

"That not good enough…" Buu frowned.

Kid Buu threw Kirby again, then teleported above him and elbowed him into the ground, making a sizable dent in the ground. Warping up into the air, Kid Buu began summoning a shocking ball attack, while Kirby seemed to be struggling to get up. Buu laughed insanely as he fired the blast down at Kirby, only for the warp star to shoot by and save Kirby.

"Oh yeah, forgot about that thing." Trunks said. "Well, good thing he has his warp star."

As Kirby slowly woke up, he saw one of the beings who seemed to be wearing a Japanese headband and blinked. He inhaled deeply and copied his ability. Kirby stood up wearing a red headband and bumped his tiny hands together then shot back towards Buu. Kid Buu seemed to have assumed he had won, and was doing a weird stretching dance…

WHAM!

…and Kirby came rocketing in and slugged Buu right in the face. Using his momentum, Kirby grabbed Kid Buu and flipped, slamming in into the ground, then grabbing him by his foot and taking off on the warp star again, dragging Kid Buu across the ground with him. Kirby stopped dead in his tracks and threw Buu up into the air, then performed an attack that most of the fighters recognized.

"Did Kirby and Ryu meet?" Goku asked.

"Dunno." Someone replied.

While still trying to re-align himself, Kirby kicked Buu with a powerful roundhouse kick. Buu growled and tried to use a similar move, but Kirby masterfully blocked it before upper cutting his enemy. Kid Buu was furiously trying to hit Kirby, but the pink puffball managed to avoid all of them. Finally, Buu warped behind Kirby and got a cheap shot off, throwing him into another tree. Kirby fell to the ground as the tree cracked in half and fell behind him. Buu looked at the warp star, them stomped on it repetitively, smashing it to pieces.

(*Cues: Kirby Triple Deluxe - Kirby Fighters Animal Helpers*)

Laughing, he tossed it at Kirby who pulled himself up, and then inhaled the warp star, forming his star rod.

"Hm?!" Buu blinked, confused as to what was happening.

Kirby began firing off multiple star bursts at Buu. Kid Buu shouted in shock and fired multiple blasts back at him, they impacted one another and destroyed each other. Buu warped in front of Kirby, and kicked the star rod away. To his credit, Kirby jumped off of Buu and grabbed the star rod, blasting Buu with a star. The Majin Monster yelled in pain and warped away, while Kirby began charging up a blast. Re-appearing, Buu breathed aggressively, only for a giant beam to shoot through him, blasting him to pieces.

"Woo! Go Star Warrior!" Krillin cheered.

Buu then reformed.

"Aw, crap."

Roaring now in a primal fury, Buu fired a blast at Kirby, who tried to avoid it, and while he got away, the beam shredded the star rod, crystalizing it before it shattered into twinkling bits of dust. Kirby's eyes widened and watered, then he fell onto his face, crying.

"The poor thing…" Chi-Chi said quietly.

"Geez… That… That's it, right?" Goku asked. "His star rod was his last defense, right?"

"…I feel like we're missing something…" Vegeta mused, thinking it over. He forgot something… the Dragon Fruit? The Nova Drink? Why was he forgetting it now!?

Buu appeared in the sky once more, and began summoning energy. The sky darkened and clouds formed in the sky, followed by dark lightning as a giant ball of pinkish-black energy began to form above him. Buu began shouting animalisticly as the planet killing attack continued charging. Screaming insanely, he threw the ball down at Kirby.

Kirby picked himself up and looked up, only for his eyes to nearly pop out of his head. He seemed genuinely terrified, but then… he seemed angered. He closed his eyes, and inside his stomach dimension, the Nova Fruit was shown cracking, before the outer shell seemed to explode and a powerful light enveloped the screen.

(*Cues: Kirby Triple Deluxe - Hypernova Kirby*)

"No…" Frieza breathed, suddenly having a thought that made him begin to question everything. There was no way, even with the Nova Fruit that Kirby could possibly survive this…

"Ooh. Nova Kirby vs Evil Buu!" Majin Buu said, excitement in his voice.

"Okay, two planet killers duking it out. I'm curious to see how this ends." Piccolo shrugged.

Nova Kirby looked up at the upcoming planet burst and began inhaling.

"OH, COME ON!" Vegeta shouted. "HE CAN'T POSSIBLY-"

"Dad, that frying pan thing made me stop questioning everything. I think you should do the same." Trunks said in a surprisingly calm voice.

"No. I'm with Vegeta on this one." Goku shook his head. "Is Kirby seriously going to inhale a planet burst attack!?"

"It'd be cool if he did." Krillin shrugged.

Kirby continued inhaling, and he somehow sucked the entire planet burst into his mouth. Flying up at hypersonic speeds, Kirby punched Kid Buu for good measure, who had a noticeable 'WHAT.' Face upon seeing Kirby inhale his final attack. Unleashing a ruthless attack, Kirby seemed to be beating the crap out of Buu before finally unleashing the planet burst attack on him. Buu screamed in both shock, pain and disbelief. The beam sent Kid Buu careening into the air, eventually leaving Popstar and sending him right into the moon. The beam kept coming though, and Buu screamed in pain as he was disintegrated by the attack, before the moon exploded in a colossal, destructive magnitude that nearly obliterated the whole moon. When the dust settled down, most of the moon, and more importantly Buu, was gone.

"No…"

"He did…"

"I mean…"

"Holy crap."

"That was awesome!"

"How did he?"

"I guess, I mean he…"

Kirby let a burst of energy emanate out, a powerful shockwave rocking the surrounding forestry, before dissipating into shining light. The Nova powers seemed to fade from his body. Finally, he opened his eyes and looked around, seeing a chunk of moon with a burn mark of Buu's head land nearby. Kirby began to dance his victory dance before spinning and pointing to the sky.

"Hiii!" Kirby cheered.

K.O.!

One of Buu's boots landed nearby, and Kirby inhaled it, becoming a Buu-Kirby with his head tentacle thing. He then used the chocolate beam to turn two Waddle Dees into cookies.

Everyone was left in utter disbelief at what just happened. Admittedly, most of the Dragon Crew had voted for Buu to win, but NONE of them were expecting Kirby to not only take everything Buu threw at him, but weren't expecting Kirby to rebound his planet burst attack.

"By the Gods…" Frieza said quietly. "How could one so small, have so much power?"

"Compared to us, Kirby… Kirby would probably just beat us into the ground." Vegeta blinked, thinking it over. "If he's powerful enough to survive Kid Buu and single-handedly defeat him, then we need to figure out how he's capable of all that."

"Yayy! Tiny puffball beat Evil Buu!" Majin Buu cheered childishly, seeming genuinely happy for Kirby's victory.

"Well. I was wrong." Goten sighed, having hoped Buu would win, but at the same time, amazed how it ended.

The doors closed, then re-opened.

(*Cues: Kirby Squeak Squad - The Hero of Dreamland *)

"No way… just, like, holy crap! Did that seriously just happen?" Boomstick asked in amazement.

"Yep. That did." Wiz nodded. "Oddly enough, when it comes down to it, Kirby's strength, speed and durability matched and surpassed Buu's. Yes, Buu has more destructive capability, and had more attacks that could've killed Kirby, but Kirby's inhale and copy ability let him absorb and rebound anything that could have killed him. On to top of that, Kirby's speed was an advantage that Buu could somewhat keep up with in relation to his teleport, but not as good as Kirby's speeds."

"Yeah, that's a fair point." Piccolo nodded.

"Yeah, and Kirby's no slouch when it comes to power. Not even considering some of his abilities like steel, fighter and sword, Kirby himself has tanked a planet-sized explosion without a scratch when the same kind of blast turns Buu into mush. And remember the frying pan thing?"

"Yes…" Bulma frowned, knowing this was probably going to make her head hurt.

A board with 'The Board of Wizdom' appeared, with an image of Popstar.

"Well, to begin. The planet, or star, of Popstar is roughly the same size, or a bit bigger then the planet Shiver Star." Wiz began as another planet, this one seeming a lot like earth, but gray, appeared. "Which is actually a post-apocalyptic earth. Now, we're going to assume Popstar is the same size for the sake of simplicity here, and that would mean that Popstar's gravity and escape velocity must be similar to Earth's. Throwing the giant acid monster Popon up to the sun means that Kirby had to throw at least 3.5 tons over 25,000 miles per hour."

"Wow. That's a lot bigger than I expected." Gohan said, surprised by the stats of the giant monster.

"*coughthatswhatshesaidcough*" Roshi coughed.

"This is also not taking into account the speed and gravitational pull for the return trip." Wiz added, showing the bizarre feat again.

"Going back to Kirby's speed, his Warp Star allows him to move faster than light. A speed which Majin Buu has never achieved or had to deal with. Admittedly, he has the whole 'instantaneous transportation' thing, but while that's good to get away from stuff, Kirby could keep up and keep hurting him. 'BUT BOOMSTICK, Buu could have just teleported away from the planet burst ball, right?'"

"Fair question."Frieza admitted, having wondered why Buu hadn't done that.

"Well, his Instantaneous Movement has limits in extreme situations, such as when he didn't use it when a similar giant ball of murder was KILLING him at the end of Dragon Ball Z." Wiz answered, showing Buu being killed by the Spirit Bomb.

"I remember that." Goku nodded.

"In the end, Buu just couldn't stomach this fight." Boomstick joked.

"The winner is Kirby." Wiz declared.

The doors closed and the credits began to roll. Everyone was surprised by the episode, but also had to admit, it was pretty entertaining. However, as they began to get up, they remembered the duct taped Frieza in the room.

"So, what do we do with him? Gohan asked.

"I got it." A voice came. Suddenly, Deadman appeared from… somewhere, and cracked his neck. "This was fun, we'll do it again."

"Please don't." Vegeta said flatly.

"Suck a cock." Deadman smirked, and the two disappeared.

Everyone decided to take a few minutes and try and catch their breath, today had been… Interesting. From Spawn to Frieza to Buu, the Dragon Crew just wanted to take a break.

Meanwhile, Skorch was currently traveling through… somewhere. His mind was all over the place, and he figured he needed to do something to take his mind off of things. He grabbed his tablet and opened the 'review' folder.

"First up we have one from opanlander, who wrote…"

Personally, I can't wait for Hercule vs Dan. It'll be hilarious seeing everyone rip on him for being a fraud.

"I mean, kinda… Sure. Hercule is a bit of a fraud, but he's also a fighter. Not to mention that for better and for worse, he may have stopped Majin Buu. Still, I get your point. Okay… Next is one from The HyrulianHero who wrote…"

Oh YES YES! Kirby VS Majin Buu is next! Oh man, I can't wait, I can't wait! Great chapter. And I'm so very freaking glad you kept the Diarrhea Joke Foot in! XD

"I hope the wait was worth it, and yeah, The Diarrhea Joke Foot is just… weird, funny, and I wouldn't have it any other way! Next is one from akeiser45 who wrote…"

I am now wishing i grew up play street fighter and MK... But i stuck to Nintendo games because back then in the 1990 and early 2000s almost every PSP and X Box games was rated R or M. Great job again BTW. and that cliff hanger thou. If they are gonna be like that because they saw Buu was to be a Death Battle fighter. I wonder how they'll act when they see Goku or Hercule being one? Also, i think i MIGHT know who that DBZ villain your talking about... or maybe not. only way to find out is in the next chapter. Until next time.

"Well, hopefully you get a chance to play em' now. Also, props if you knew who was coming this tine around. We have a review form a 'Guest' who wrote…"

WTF did you do to Deadman and why isn't he messing with the ponies?

"Hey, I didn't bring him here. Regardless, thanks to Deadmanx513 for letting me have Deadman cameo. Go find him on wattpad under 'Deadmanx513' and check out his works, they're great! Next we have a review from Nope who wrote…"

ANOTHER Death Battle reaction fic where the battles are completely out of order!And on top of that... CHANGING THE FUCKING OUTCOME?!NO! I am sick and tired of this bullshit!

"Okay, first of all, I haven't changed any outcomes. Second, it's more fun to jump around, and third, you don't need to read it if you don't like it. Also, to the other guy who was asking what was taking me so long, this ain't a job. I do this for fun, so… You get it when it's done. Sorry if you don't all like that, but I write multiple stories, have a life outside of this, and other projects not seen here. So, sorry if the wait gets a bit long, but I try to work on all my stories in chunks at the same time. Whatever. Finally, we have a review from dperson3669 who wrote…"

Yes, Yes! We finally have another Dragon Ball character!

"Heh, glad you liked it. Before I go, a quick PSA. Take care of yourselves everyone. Wash your hands, keep to yourself, and be excellent to one another, now more than ever. Also, if you've got an issue with my story, let me know. I wanna get better, but if I can't reply, that makes it tricky. Also, don't go after people who you disagree with. Let's just have a good time. Until next time, keep your lights shining and I'll see you all around!"