"This feels so good...!" Jirachi admitted upon breaking wind while the snow hit her in the face. "I feel like I can make a good wish like this!"
"We've been farting for hours now." Shantae pointed out since she and the wishing Pokemon were ripping ass while it was snowing around the summit. "Should we attempt to head back?"
"Why would we do that?" Jirachi asked upon tilting her head in confusion.
Shantae sneezed which in turn smeared her genie pants. "Because I'm feeling sick being out here."
"You're the 1 dressed in a skimpy outfit."
"What is that suppose to mean?" Shantae snapped upon flailing her arms; not realizing that she caused an avalanche from screaming too loudly. "Oh crap..."
Alas both Shantae and Jirachi found themselves suddenly buried within the snow; they only managed to make it out because of their methane being potent enough to melt part of it to warm themselves up.
"Told ya." Jirachi teased while facing the annoyed gassy genie girl. "You should know to just relax."