At the bank of South Park, three men who wore black ski masks were holding bags with thousands of dollars in cash. They wait for their ride to make a getaway, but haven't showed up and the police will be on their way any minute now.
"I thought you said he'll be here!" The first robber clenched his teeth in frustration at the two but they shrugged.
"Well, well looks like we have a trio of robbers!" In a green flash zipped in front of the three masked men which made nearly the money they hold. There stood a kid with a green menacing looking face and a snazzy looking outfit. His toothy smile looked a little frightening.
"Move, kid!" The second robber said threatedly, cocking his arm with a money bag.
"Oh yeah?" The green faced kid leaned closer to his face.
"Who's gonna make me? You all talk big, but do you have the guts to stop me?" At this, he pulls an overly large wooden mallet out from his jacket and whacks one of the robbers in the stomach. Making him fly across the sky and dropping the bag of money. The other robber's eyes widened in shock at the sight of it.
"Hey no hard feelings, I'm a nice guy. Let's start over shall we?" The green faced kid said while tossing the mallet from his shoulder and holding out his hand as if to shake. One of the robbers took it without thinking and was shocked. The robber fell backwards on his back while his clothes were singed and smoking. The kid was laughing like it was a hilarious joke, but the laughing sounded high pitched and a bit if not sinister. Kind of like a laugh of a deranged clown. The last robber put his money bag down and raised his arms to surrender.
"Okay, take it! Take the money but please don't hurt me!" he trembled in fear, afraid of what trick that the green faced kid had up on his sleeves. The kid slowly approached the robber still showing his cartoonish smile, his eyes widened.
"Boo." he whispered, then his eyes popped out of his skull and screamed, which made the robber scream alsol and ran off flailing his arms. The kid laughed and laughed until he heard sirens from a distance. The police cars came screeching while the cops got out but then stopped seeing there was a child. A boy painted his face in green or was it some sort of mask? Wearing a fancy suit and a bright red bow tie.
"Kid, drop the money bags and put your hand behind your head."
"Cops, you got it all wrong. I was stopping those robbers from getting away-well at least ran off empty handed though and nothing valuable was lost." Of course the cops didn't believe every word of it so they advanced closer on him.
"I'm telling you it's true. Oh what, just because I'm a kid and you think I'm a liar?" He spun like a mini green tornado and then stopped no longer in a suit but in a blue jean overall and shirt, a propeller hat and for some reason holding a lollipop.
"What the…" One of the policemen started, shocked at how quickly that kid changed into a different person
"How did he do that?"
"Why officers? I did nothing, I'm just a kid. I was on my way to the bank and those bad men were so mean!" The kid said in a babyish sounding voice.
One officer picked the kid by the back of his shirt and his solemn expression.
"Listen, I don't know what you're trying to pull, but that's not going to work on us."
The green faced kid zipped through the crowd of officers while holding the bags of money behind back. The Police chased him while in their cars but couldn't catch up to him. How was this possible? How could anyone run faster than anything?
Kenny managed to lose them as he hid in a dark alley. There was something he never felt before in his life. This energy, this power, this mask was making him a whole new person. Someone that was once pushed aside deep down within him then suddenly burst through like a volcano and more alive than ever. But it wasn't like him to steal from anyone, the bank especially. Whatever felt exhilarating, wild, and… great.
"Ha! It's like taking candy from a baby! Now what to do with all this money?" he thought but before this could end, he wanted more. Not more money of course, readers. No, there was something that was once beneath him now ready to blossom like a flower during springtime. It was revenge towards Cartman. Yes, after all these years of being picked for being less wealthy than other kids here at South Park. But how do I do that exactly? So many ideas in Kenny's head were developing, so many possibilities to choose from. But one stood out the most and would be the most funniest and satisfying thing ever to see.