Special Agent Norman Jayden is not a well man. A Hanahaki story with a difference

A collection of crackfic drabbles courtesy of the site Drabble-Matic 2.0. I tried it out for a laugh and the results were hilarious, so I figured I would post them here as a stop-gap while I'm working on future fics. Pure, bot-written ridiculousness not intended to be taken seriously.

Shaun asked for a dog for Christmas. How much trouble can one mutt be, anyway? Fourth spin-off story for my longer Norman/Ethan fic "Something Like a Normal Life", but can be read as a stand-alone if you want.

Ethan puts his art skills to good use while his boyfriend recuperates from his time in hospital. Third spin-off story for my longer Norman/Ethan fic "Something Like a Normal Life", but can be read as a stand-alone if you want.

Norman and Ethan on their honeymoon. That's it, that's the fic lol. Fifth spin-off story for my longer work "Something Like a Normal Life", but can be read as a stand-alone if you want.

"Scott Shelby is dead." All the news had reported that the dangerous Origami Killer died on a stormy night where the brave FBI agent, Norman Jayden, knocked him down from a platform and his body would have been crushed in seconds. He became a hero, but some things still coming back and only Ethan could help him before it's too late.

After the events with Origami Killer come to a happy end F.B.I. profiler Norman Jayden goes through withdrawal in his hotel room as he tries to rid himself of the influence of A.R.I. and Triptocaine. After falling sick from detoxing Norman gets some help from an unexpected ally and begins to contemplate his past and his future.

In which Norman Jayden very much just wants to go to bed, but someone is knocking on the hotel room door.

Scott and Lauren, in hindsight. MAJOR SPOILERS.

Scott Shelby tiene la obligación de reconstruir su vida, puesto que Lauren la mata si no lo intenta, y para ello debe tener hijos con ella. Y por si eso fuera poco, también debe conseguir un empleo para mantener el hogar que debe hacer para demostrar que no volverá a ser un asesino. Oneshot.

Harumi Mars has reached her limit when it comes to saving her brother while helping her father, Ethan. But on Friday, the day of Shaun's final day and also on her 17th birthday, everything starts to change when she decides to break the rules of her probation by escaping school and finding her kidnapped brother before time runs out.

Madison and Norman have a new life after having killed the Origami killer and saved Shaun, but a new mystery and a new killer is trying to ruin their lives. Will they be able to stop him/her or they will fail?

Norman Jayden does what he can to keep his promise to save Shaun Mars and get Ethan Mars to reunite again. Trouble comes up at the warehouse but Jayden gets a surprising helping hand. (A somewhat different take on Jayden alone at the warehouse, accompanied by a somewhat different 'Innocent ending'.)

Jayden and Blake come across the letter from the Origami Killer sent to Ethan, which leads them to the locker ticket and, in turn, the shoebox and origami figures. At Jayden's insistence, the two undertake the trials in an effort to save Shaun Mars. In other words, Blayden saves the day!

Agent Norman Jayden of the FBI has only 72 hours to find Shaun Mars alive. It seems he is beset on both sides- an elusive serial killer on one and a precinct of dirty cops on the other. He finds an ally in Detective Sandra Ellis, but can he really trust her? This might be the case that finally sends him spiraling out of control. Norman/OC MULTIPLE ENDINGS

A fanfic to resolve the plot hole. If Blake would appear in the warehouse when Norman came alone, how would things go?

Norman's silent reflection on Ethan being placed in a holding cell.

Post-game. How did Lt. Blake take when he found out Scott is the Origami Killer?

What if Norman placed Lt. Blake under arrest? How would the story go?

Norman stops by to see how Ethan's doing. Based off of Case Closed ending.

Ethan Mars is arrested and charged with being the Origami Killer. How much is Norman willing to stake on his innocence? [An alternate plot where Norman goes on the run with Ethan] [Eventual Norman x Ethan, rating may go up]

What could be more awkward and uncomfortable than Norman Jayden and Carter Blake stuck in a car together for hours during a stakeout? Well, Jayden psychoanalyzing Blake during the stakeout, that's what! Blayden. Rated T for swearing (because Carter has a potty mouth).

Harumi Mars used to be a talented child, until the death of her brother and her father's coma changed her forever. Now her brother, Shaun got kidnapped by the killer and it's up to her and her father, Ethan to save him and also get along on their dangerous journey. (ON HIATUS!)

This is a fanmade novel by me, and i'm sorry that the category is the wrong game but i couldnt find Hello Neighbor in there.. im sorry pls dont kill me ;-; This story is about Emma And Edward, who try to figure out their strange neighbor's secrets by breaking into and roaming his house.

When flawed profiler Norman Jayden discovers corruption within the FBI, he must fight for justice whilst struggling against his own personal demons: but the key to his redemption may lie with an enigmatic Agent Donahue. Contains strong language and drugs.