Chapter 20 – The 6th Member
Two days later, to the shock of everyone, I came back to school. I still can't talk…but I figured that having five people translate for me was a good reason to come back.
Another reason was that…these five people are my dearest best friends. And they want to help me with this ordeal with Shiranui-san and put an end to her constant bullying of lesbians.
I still don't understand how a doujin's going to do such a thing…but it would be kinda fun to write one again. Especially with four other people as a club.
Which reminds me…
"You still want to give this club a name?" Chinatsu-san asked after I had written down what was on my mind.
"Oh, yeah…this is still a nameless club." Sara-san said. "Probably why we still not recognized as an official club."
"Didn't you try to come up with one?" Momo-san asked Ikumi-san.
"We did…but we all got stuck rather quickly."
"I see…"
"Well, since we're writing a doujin, why not just call it the Doujin Club?" Sara-san asked.
"There already is a Doujin Club, Sara."
"What? Then how come I've never heard of it?"
"It started this year."
"Oh…" Sara-san then went silent for a bit. "…You know, speaking of clubs…why are we sitting on the roof when we have our own clubroom?"
"Because we've been meaning to clean that room." Chinatsu-san said. "Before it became abandoned, it was used for a whole bunch of lesbian sex parties and we're too grossed out about it to stay in there."
"I-I see…" Sara-san gained a sweatdrop.
"Sara…is every girl in this school some sort of pervert?" Momo-san asked.
"Pr-Pretty much, Momo. Pretty much."
As we continued sitting on the roof of the school…talking about what to name our club, we heard the door to the roof open up. And coming up from the inside were…
"Hey, there you girls are."
"We've been wondering about you."
"Oh! Mayu-senpai! Eri-senpai!" Ikumi-san cheered as she saw her former volleyball teammates.
"Been a while since we last saw you two." Chinatsu-san said. "What, were the studying and sex getting too boring for you?"
"No, of course not." Kinohata-senpai said. "The sex never gets boring around here."
"I was kinda hoping it did…" Chinatsu-san gained a sweatdrop.
"What brings you two here?" Ikumi-san asked.
"We heard about what happened to Toshinio-san and wanted to see how she's doing." Inose-senpai said.
"I heard what happened was BRUTAL." Kinohata-senpai added. "That damn bitch Kuuko never lets up on anyone."
"You've dealt with her before?" Chinatsu-san asked.
"Dealt with her? She's in our freaking class. Her verbally tormenting lesbians to the point they break down crying is an everyday occurrence. It honestly takes someone as strong as her to put her in her place sometimes."
"Like Mayu." Inose-senpai added.
"Huh. You kicked her ass before, Kinohata? I gotta admit, taking her down is a lot harder than it looks. My freaking foot still hurts from kicking her in the pus…"
"Ch-Chinatsu-chan!" Ikumi-san yelled.
"*sigh* Fine. You get the idea."
Oh, yeah…I've been wondering what Chinastu-san was doing when she took down Shiranui-san like that. But since I can't talk…
"You know, since you brought this up, I've been meaning to ask…the hell did you use when you took that psycho down?" Sara-san asked.
Beat me to it…
"Oh, that? It's Shōrin-ji Kenpō. I…uh…do it with someone I know sometimes. Use it as a stress-reliever."
"Wow…"
"Makes sense." Momo-san said.
"I think that's pretty cool, Chinatsu-chan." Ikumi-san said. With an added nod from me.
"C-Cool, huh? Y-Yeah, well…wh-whatever." Chinatsu-san said as she looked away from us with a faint blush of embarrassment.
Her embarrassed blushes can be so cute sometimes…
"L-Look, is there anything you two want?" She then asked the two third-years. "This was just a simple check-up, right?"
"Oh, right. I almost forgot." Inose-senpai said. "How would you girls like a new member for your club?"
"Huh? New member?" We asked.
"You mean you two are joining after all?" Ikumi-san asked.
"No, no. But…we brought someone who wi-" Inose-senpai then turned around as if there was someone behind her…but there was nobody there. "Wh-Where she go? Mayu, I told you to look after her!"
"Well, sorry. But she's YOUR sister, right?"
"Sister?" We asked again.
"I did not know you had a sister, Eri-senpai." Ikumi-san said.
"Well, technically…she's my step-sister. And she's a bit of a wild one, too."
"Wild like how?" Sara-san asked.
"She'll often run off and cause trouble due to her personality. Which is why I told Mayu to look after her while I talked with you girls. But, as you can see, she failed to do so."
"Hey, don't look at me like that." Kinohata-senpai said. "That second-year we passed by earlier was so damn hot…I was thinking of ways we can screw around with her."
"M-Mayu-senpai…" Ikumi-san gained a sweatdrop.
"Mayu…at some points, you gotta think of other things besides sex." Inose-senpai gained a bigger sweatdrop as she facepalmed hard.
Wow…so, I guess Inose-senpai isn't a mindless sex freak 24/7. Wish I could say the same about Kinohata-senpai, though…
"Well, whatever. Now, we gotta go look for her…"
*SOUND OF AN INTERCOM TURNING ON*
"Inose Eri-san…please come to the Student Council Office. Inose Eri-san…please come to the Student Council Office."
*SOUND OF AN INTERCOM TURING OFF*
"Student Council? What could Ari-san want at a time like this?" Inose-senpai asked.
"Knowing her, it's probably her telling us to stop hitting on the juniors again." Kinohata-senpai said. "*sigh* Man…if only she got laid already she wouldn't be so stuck up."
"That idiot Ohmuro keeps saying the same thing…" Sara-san said with a sweatdrop.
"Well…" Ikumi-san said. "…we won't mind helping you look for your sister, Eri-senpai. Right, everyone?"
"What? Ikumi, don't drag us into something we have no business in." Chinatsu-san said.
"But it is a new member for the club, Chinatsu-chan. Wouldn't that be good for us in this particular situation we are in?"
"Ikumi's got a point." Sara-san said. "The more people helping us dealing with Shiranui the better."
"Agreed." Momo-san added.
"Seriously?"
"Well, let's see what our president thinks." Sara-san said. "Kyouko."
W-Wait, what?! S-Since when was I the president?! When was THIS decided?!
Everyone looked at me waiting for some kind of answer. And since I can't talk, the only answers I can give are simple nods with my head.
…
And so…after thinking about it…I nodded my head "yes". Agreeing that we should go with the two third-years.
"Alright, then. President's say. Let's go." Sara-san said.
"*sigh* Fine." Chinatsu-san gave in. "You better be freaking okay with what you're getting us all into, Kyouko."
I nodded my head "yes" again with an added smile. Actually excited to meet this possible new member for our club.
…
Even though we still don't have a name for it, yet.
I guess that's my job as President, now…
""Please Do Not Kick This Door Down." "Please Do Not Punch This Door Down." "Please Do Not Body Slam This Door Down." Geez…what's with these oddly-specific signs?" Kinohata-senpai asked as we stood in front of the Student Council Office.
"Tch. That damn Prez is really pissing me off with these signs." Chinatsu-san said.
"You mean they're targeting you?"
"Chinatsu-chan doesn't like to open doors the normal way." Ikumi-san said. "Oftentimes, she ends up destroying them completely."
"I see…" Both third-years gained a sweatdrop.
"Look, can we just see what this girl wants?" Chinatsu-san asked. "I find it rather annoying that we keep coming here."
"Alright, alright." Sara-san said before knocking on the door. Once we heard Chéry-senpai's voice, she opened the door…
…and what we saw gave us many MANY questions.
"For Christ's sake…LEAVE ME BE! I do not wish to be bothered while I pray to the little demons of Hell!"
"Wh-What the…Kuromi-san, quit screwing around. And get out of there already." Chéry-senpai said as she and Ohmuro-san were standing in front of one of the cabinets in the room.
"Yeah, I mean…it looks uncomfortable as hell. Doesn't your cute little ass hurt from being squished inside of there?"
"Why the hell are you bringing up my ass of all things?!"
"Because your ass is so fucking cute. Sexy, too. Can I see it bare?"
"N-No! Be silent and piss off, you perverted mortal!"
"Aw! But I'm so horny!"
"That is not my problem!"
"What is wrong with you?" Chéry-senpai said to Ohmuro-san with an exasperated look.
"What? You don't see it? Didn't her ass make you wet as all hell when we saw her walking down the hallway?"
"I am not in the mood to deal with your idiotic nonsense, you perv."
"Uh…Ari-san. What's going on?" Inose-senpai asked.
"Oh, Eri-san. We found your step-sister up to her creepy tricks again so we brought her here."
"Yeah, but then she hid inside the cabinet claiming that she needs to "speak to the demons of Hell" or something like that." Ohmuro-san added. "And now her cute sexy ass is getting all messed up in there."
"Will you shut up about her ass already?!" Chéry-senpai grew more exasperated.
"I see. Well, thank you both for finding her. I can take it from here." Inose-senpai then went up to the cabinet and kneeled down in front of it. Then, after knocking three times…
"Hey. Rumi. It's me."
"Who is this "me"? I do not know such a person."
"You're really doing this now? Why'd you run off earlier?"
"I do not have to answer to you, lost soul of Hell! I refuse to be tricked easily."
"But I just said it was me! Who else would it be to come get your stupid-ass?!"
"Well, I personally think it's more sexy than stupid…"
*POW*
"Ow…" Ohmuro-san whined in pain after Chéry-senpai punched her in the head.
"If you truly are the person that you claim to be…then recite the Holy Chant. And prove to me that you are not a demon in disguise."
"What the hell…" Sara-san said.
"This girl sounds like a freaking nutjob, Ikumi." Chinatsu-san said to her.
"I-I am sure it will get better…I-I hope."
"*sigh* Fine. If it'll get you to come out of there. I can't believe I'm actually going to say this in public, though…"
Inose-senpai then let out a huge exasperated sigh as she stood back up from the floor. And after clearing her throat, she started saying…something REALLY creepy. So much, in fact, that I can't really explain it.
Nor do I want to.
"Aperi oculos spirituum et supra.
Videre datum est illis qui ambulant in mundo mater est terra.
Coniungere illis. Coniungere illis omnis.
Rogas tu me ut mihi creator pontem instituit inter mundos.
Gratias tibi. Fufufufu!"
"What…the…hell…?" Was all most of us could say to what we just witnessed.
"So, it is you…Eri."
"Yes, it's me. Now, come on out of there already. You're getting your uniform wrinkled.
"Fine. I shall make my appearance to you all."
The door slowly opened to reveal a black-haired girl with two twintails held on by red ribbons with purple almost dead-like flowers. Her eyes were as red as a ruby. Or rather…"eye". Because only one of them was visible. The other was covered by her hair.
As she stood, she was about the same height as Sara-san and I. The two tallest first-years currently in the room. And honestly…she gave out this creepy vibe. Almost like she was insane or lacked any emotions whatsoever.
Like if Chinatsu-san went full goth or something.
…
D-Don't tell her I said that, though.
"Girls…" Inose-senpai said. "…this is my step-sister. Rumi Kuromi."
"Greetings, young mortals. You may call me Rumi. The Goddess of Darkness. Fufufufu." Rumi-san said. In a somewhat creepy tone, I might add.
"This is the girl we were talking about before." Kinohata-senpai said. "The one joining your club today."
"Wait, what?" Chéry-senpai asked. "Am I missing something?"
"Eri-senpai came to us and said that her step-sister will be joining our club." Ikumi-san said.
"Oh, did she now?"
"Yep. Which is why we…"
"W-Wait, hold on a second! Why the hell is she so freaking weird?!" Sara-san asked.
"What's with all that "demons" and Goddess of Hell" crap?" Chinatsu-san asked.
"Well…" Inose-senpai said. "…Rumi is a bit of a chuunibyou."
"A little?" Both girls questioned that claim.
"O-Okay, fine. She's a huge chuunibyou. It's as clear as day."
"Hmph. To refer to me as a chuunibyou…you sure are risky with your life, dear step-sister." Rumi-san said.
"Says the girl who has a vibrator in her pussy right now."
"Wh-What?!" Most of us yelled in shock.
"I have told you that it is to protect my soul. Demons nowadays are out lusting for virgin school girls. I do not wish to be raped by one of Satan's minions."
"Raped by demons?" Chinatsu-san asked. "That's gotta be the most bullshit thing I've ever heard."
"Fine, you clueless mortal. Do not come begging for help once your pussy is ravaged by a demonic being with a 30cm cock."
"Ew, GROSS!" Ohmuro-san said in a disgusted tone. "Just the thought of it riles my nerves. Penises are so freaking terrifying!"
"You're afraid of penises but not demons…?" Both Sara-san and Chéry-senpai said with the most baffled looks I've ever seen.
And I don't blame them…
"Why are you even dumping this girl on us, anyway?" Chinatsu-san asked. "She clearly a freaking mess."
"Yes, she is a mess." Inose-senpai said. "But her joining your club is the only option I got right now. Nobody else would take her."
"Gee, I wonder why…"
"And besides…Rumi could really use some protection from Kuuko right now."
"Protection from Shiranui? What for?" Sara-san asked.
"Well…"
"Kuuko?" Rumi-san said before giggling to herself in a creepy tone. "So…she is here as well. Never did I think that I would cross paths with my ex-girlfriend once more. But I guess such is fate. Fufufufu."
"E-E…EX-GIRLFRIEND?!" Most of us shouted in pure shock.
"W-Woah, woah, woah! What the hell?! You DATED that fucking psycho?!" Chinatsu-san asked.
"Yes…I did. Though, for a short while, I must add. Shortly after we got together is when Kuuko became…well…let's just say…a pathetically lost soul. Fufufufu."
"You gotta be shitting me…that hypocritical bitch!"
"So, Shiranui-san was a lesbian herself…I never would have thought." Ikumi-san said.
"Now, I'm even more pissed that she kept treating us like crap!" Sara-san yelled.
"Damn hypocrite." Momo-san added.
"Actually, she is bisexual." Rumi-san said. "But I guess that does not matter much."
"Now, do you guys get it? Kinohata-senpai asked. "If Kuuko and Rumi were to see each other again on their own, all hell would break loose. With you guys with her…or at least Yoshikawa…you can probably stop it before the whole school crumbles to the ground."
"Okay, I get that." Chinatsu-san said. "But still, why dump her on us if she's YOUR step-sister?"
"Because Rumi is a first-year and I'm a third-year." Inose-senpai said. "With me graduating in 4 months, I soon won't be around to stop these two from fighting a deadly war. And since you girls have dealt with her before, I figured that you were the best option."
"*sigh* I guess that makes some sense."
"Well, do not worry, Eri-senpai. We shall look after Rumi-chan for you." Ikumi-san said.
"What?! Ikumi! Quit making decisions for us!"
"But Eri-senpai has come to us with a dire request."
"Yeah, but we got our own problems dealing with Shiranui." Sara-san said. "We still got that doujin to make, remember?"
"Oh, she can help you with that." Inose-senpai said. "She may not look like it, but Rumi here is a great writer." She then turned to Rumi-san. "Hey, show them that creepy-ass notebook of yours."
"It is not "creepy-ass"! It is the Holy Book of Occult Divination and I do not just show it to just anyone! Only those with the right mindset can truly understand its cryptic words and…"
"Got it." Kinohata-senpai said as she held the purple notebook in her hand and then tossed it to Sara-san.
"H-Hey~! G-Give that back, you big meanie~!"
"Did her personality just change?" Ohmuro-san asked.
"Split personality. Rumi can be rather sensitive if you know how to push her buttons." Inose-senpai said.
"I see… so, does that include mentioning how sexy her ass is?"
"Q-Quit talking about my butt, you disgusting pervert~!"
"Yep! It works! *giggle*"
"*sigh* Goddamnit, Ohmuro…" Chéry-senpai said with a facepalm.
So, Rumi-san has a split personality. That's…gonna be hard to get used to.
"W-Woah…h-holy crap."
"Well? What it's like?" Chinatsu-san asked.
"Th-this writing is…is phenomenal! Exciting plot, deep emotional drama, the right amount of humor, characters with so much feeling that I actually care about what happens to them…aside from the demons and angels and ancient religious stuff written all over, this piece is a gold mine!"
"It's everything we lack as writers and more." Momo-san added.
"Seriously?"
"Here, Kyouko. You read it." Sara-san handed me the notebook and I read it page-to-page. And like her and Momo-san, I was truly amazed with the writing. It completely blew my mind on how good it was. I almost wanted to scream out in pure shock at this masterpiece.
…
Well…I can't right now. But you get the idea.
It's amazing…it truly is amazing. Rumi-san's got some real talent here.
…
But now it truly makes me wonder if this talent is truly from her own mind…or the result of any traumatic events from her past.. Much like me and drawing doujin.
After all…she did admit to dating Kuuko in the past.
"Wow…this writing is…" Ikumi-san said.
"Tch. Gotta admit, this ain't bad at all." Chinatsu-san said. "But I'm still not liking the idea of babysitting for you, Inose."
"Look, I promise that I'll make it up to you all." Inose-senpai said. "So, just please…look after Rumi. At least until this mess with Kuuko blows over."
The room went silent as each of us thought of what to do with this request we were given. It's a new member, sure. But we're basically watching over her to make sure she doesn't end up in Shiranui-san's violent wrath or torment and bullying or make the situation even worse for us.
Plus, Rumi-san's…a-a little creepy with her demons and angels talk.
But at the same time…her writing skills would definitely help in writing this doujin for Elegy Syndrome coming up. Something that only two of us have any knowledge of.
So, with all of that in mind, the answer became…
"*sigh* Alright, fine. We'll do it."
"Wow, Chinatsu. You're actually the first one to accept it?" Sara-san said to her.
"Anyone who hates that psycho chick is someone I can at least try to be friends with. And besides, you said it yourself. You need better writing skills to win that convention, right?"
"Yeah, we do. Which is why I was going to say we let her join."
"Me, too." Momo-san added.
"I was in on it from the start." Ikumi-san said. "What do you think, Kyouko-chan?"
I simply nodded my head "yes". Agreeing with everyone else's answers.
"*sigh* Thank you, everyone. I truly owe you for this." Inose-senpai said.
"I shall be in your care, everyone. Fufufufu!" Rumi-san said in a creepy tone once more.
"Yeah, sure." Chinatsu-san said. "But you're gonna have to cut with the creepy-ass chuunibyou stuff. I don't want to be hearing that 24/7."
"All we really ask is that you tone it down a little, Rumi-chan." Ikumi-san added.
"*sigh* Fine. If I truly must, I shall try to speak normally from here on."
"Great." Chinatsu-san said. "Now, can we go? I'm freaking starving and being in this room annoys me."
"Well, sorry for the lack of hospitality, Yoshikawa…" Chéry-senpai said with an exasperated tone.
"Wait, before you go!" Ohmuro-san yelled out. "Rumi! Let me see your ass! One peak!"
"Why are you so obsessed with her ass?!"
"Look at it! it's so fucking cute! Who would stop imagine what it looks like bare?!"
"Haa…I gotta admit. I'm getting horny just thinking about it." Kinohata-senpai added.
"Mayu…"
"Kinohata-senpai…" Both Inose-senpai and Ikumi-san gained a sweatdrop.
"Hmph. If you TRULY wish to see my ass…then you must reveal to me…your sacred self! Fufufufu!"
"Sacred self?" Ohmuro-san went silent as she thought about what Rumi-san had said. "Ooh, I know! I'll just show you my pussy! That's a fair trade, right?!"
"N-Not THAT sacred, you shameless pervert~! H-Have some freaking dignity~!" Rumi-san yelled with a huge blush on her face.
"Bah! This is Kohatsu! Nobody here has any dignity! We're all just slutty perverts craving each other's pussies!"
"Couldn't have said it better myself, Ohmuro!" Kinohata-senpai cheered as the two high-fived each other.
"Jésus putain de christ..." Chéry-senpai mumbled to herself.
"E-Eri~…i-is this normal for you~?" Rumi-san asked.
"Yes, Rumi. Pretty much."
And I can wholeheartedly agree to that statement…
Author's Note: The story continues with the final new OC for this story. Eri Inose's step-sister Rumi Kuromi…who is a bit of a chuunibyou.
I've decided to drop Chihiro Inose in favor of this new character. Aside from the transgender part (which I have also lost interest in), her personality was too similar to Kyouko's. And would've made the story a little bit difficult.
The story will still continue like normal. Hopefully, in under 30 chapters.
Thanks for reading. Later.
