The show begins with a white sedan pulling in, with a message stating that it was from earlier in the day. As Jake and Josh step out, and grab their gear from the trunk. Naruto walks up to the two, who notices him as they close the trunk.
"Good evening you two."
"Hey, how are you doing?" Josh asks as they shake hands with the GM.
"I feel better now that stuff with Matt is behind me, anyways. Josh, is it cool if I talk to your brother about his match tonight?"
"If it's for business then yeah go on ahead." Josh says as he fistbumps with his twin.
"I'll catch up man." Josh walks away and Jake adjusts his gym bag. "So what do you need?"
"Well, I still don't have an opponent for you, but we have a few names picked out, just waiting for Matt to give the okay."
"Good to hear, Mitch said he would try to make it tonight, is that true?"
"I don't know, you tell me Jake." Jake turns to see Matt step into frame.
"Hey boss, should I call you Producer or?" Jake asks as Matt raises his hand.
"Call me whatever you wish my friend."
"Yeah, I'm going with Matt. Say, do you have the list of names on you?"
"Yes I do actually." Matt hands Jake a piece of paper and he looks it over.
"I want him, he hasn't done anything yet."
"You sure about it kid?" Naruto asks as he looks at the name he points to.
"Yeh." Jake says as Naruto nods and Matt takes his paperback.
"Is he here tonight?"
"Yeah, he helps with some of the production, I'll see if he has his gear. Do you want us to announce who it is after he confirms if he is in or not?"
"No, I'll let everyone know once the match is about to start. See you guys around." Jake says as he nods and walks off. The cameras follow him as he walks to a doorway and comes across Monika Hall. "Hey Hall."
"Oh Jake hey, how are you?"
"Not bad, you didn't get into with Staford again did you?"
"Oh no no, I haven't seen him yet. Why?"
"Your face is turning red." Jake points out a slight blush on her as Jake shows security his ID. "So if you didn't try to rip him a new one then why is your face red?"
"Oh, I-it's nothing, so do you have an opponent for your match tonight?"
"I believe so, but I ain't telling you."
"Why not?"
"Because, so what do you need?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well usually you just say hello and go about your day."
"Well okay, I do want to give you this." She pulls out a small baggy from her purse. "It's homemade bratwurst, I got the recipe from my mother's side, and I know you are a big fan of grilled brats so I thought you would like some as good luck." Monika chuckles nervously as Jake takes the bag from her
"Ah, thanks Hall."
"So, want to wish me good luck dealing with the boys on commentary?"
"Why, I never have?" As Jake says this, Ben Parker walks up.
"Get a room."
"Hey, this isn't like my brother and Wilson."
"Ah yeah, anyways see you out there Jake." Monika waves as she turns around and walks away.
"See ya. Come on, let's go find Josh." Jake waves and goes his separate way as it zooms in on Ben with a look of suspicion before the intro plays. Once Feel so Numb by Rob Zombie enters an instrumental loop it cuts to the arena as the pyro goes off.
"Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Havok live from Detroit Michigan, my name is Nathan Spade, joined by my broadcast partners Ryan Stafford and the ammatur cook Monika Hall." Nathan says as Ryan can be heard laughing as Hall covers her face.
"Did you make us any?"
"No."
"Well that's besides the point, tonight Josh Meredith will make a career defining announcement but first we have some action to get to guys." Nathan says as Don't You Wanna be me by Fozzy plays as Eddy steps out to thunderous cheers. "Eddy would love a shot at the GVWL Championship and face his good friend Ed again. This is what he said earlier today " Nathan says as a small screen pops up with a video of Eddy.
"I don't doubt the skill of Zane, but what I do doubt is his ability to use those skills in a high stress situation like a qualifier for a match like Revolver. Now as one of the most decorated wrestlers in the FWM, I know I have what it takes to not only make it into Revolver, but to survive the match and have a Wrestle Mania esc match with Ed, or whoever the champion is, at Homecoming Bash." The video package ends as Eddy enters the ring and poses for the fans in attendance. Eddy starts to stretch as Through the Fire and the Flames by DragonForce plays and Mitchell Zane steps out.
"Mitchell with a win over Jaune Ark last week. He looks to keep the momentum up against Eddy tonight." Nathan says as Mitchell poses at the top of the ramp.
"I wouldn't say he got much momentum, like you said he did beat Jaune." Monika adds as Zane steps into the ring.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall and is a Revolver qualifier match. Introducing first, from Peach Creek, Eddy." Eddy flexes as the crowd cheers. "And his opponent, from St. Louis Mssouri, Mitchell Zane." Mitchell raises his arms before Alex leaves the ring and the ref calls for the bell. Both men tie up and Mitchell uses his height to start pushing Eddy towards the corner advantage. Mitchell starts to elbows Eddy in the head but Eddy is able to fight back. Eddy whips Mitchell to the ropes bit he jumps onto the apron. He sees Eddy looking for a body drop so he looks for a springboard curb stomp that Eddy moves his head out of the way and lands a German Suplex. Mitchell gets back up and catches a kick to the guy from Eddy and sweeps his foot out from under him and tries to pin.
1… Eddy kicks out right at one. Both men stand back up and Eddy catches a boot to his gut. Mitchell looks for another curb stomp but Eddy grabs his foot and locks in the Money Lock.
"Money Lock, Eddy's got the Money Lock in, center of the ring." Nathan says as Zane reaches for the ropes.
"Zane might tape here." Ryan says as he is just a fingertip away.
"He's a fighter, but he might also have one ankle." Monika adds as Eddy pulls him back to the center of the ring. Mitchell can be shown in agonizing pain as he reaches for the ropes. He stands up onto his hands and starts to rock back and forth before lunging forward, forcing a break, and lands just under the ropes and pulls himself out of the ring to get some space."
"What use of athleticism by Zane to find a way to get out of that scary submission attempt." Nathan says as Mitchell stands back up, not putting much weight onto his right leg.
"Yeah but has the damage been done?" Ryan says as Eddy walks up to Zane and whips him into the barricade before tossing him into the ring and pins.
1...2… Mitchell kicks out right after two and Eddy looks over to the ref to make sure he didn't say three, to no avail. Eddy picks up Zane and sets him up on his shoulders.
"Looks like he is going to be GEDing." Nathan says as Eddy gives a smirk to the hard cam.
"He's what?" Monika asks in confusion
"Silly Hall, he's going to be Getting… Oh wait." Ryan in interupted by Zane fighting out and landing a Falcon Arrow.
"Looks more like he is getting Falcon Arrowed." Nathan says as Mitchell tries to pin.
1...2… kick out just before three.
"I think that is GFAed, not GEDing." Monika says in a sarcastic tone.
"I admit, what the hell were you thinking, GEDing is such a stupid verb." Ryan says as Monika can be heard agreeing with him.
"Oh so the one time you guys agree with something it's just to berate me? I see how it is." Nathan says as Mitchell stands back up, stomping his right foot in order to fight the pain. "But guys this isn't a good idea now is it?"
"Not at all Nate, if Eddy sees this, he'll be like a shark smelling blood in the water." Monika says as Mitchell waves Eddy up, and the latter does just that and Mitchell tries for another Curb Stomp that Eddy just moves out of the way of, causing Mitchell to cry out in pain as he slams his bad foot onto the mat. "And that doesn't help." Eddy charges both him and Zane into the far corner and starts to set up for the Ultimate Peach Creek Plunge.
"And Eddy, looking to finish it here." Eddy sets Zane up on his shoulders and Zane once again fights out and sets himself up on the outside of the corner and the two fight it out on the top rope. "Guys this is getting kinda scary for both men." Nathan says as Mitchell takes control of the struggle.
"What is Zane thinking here guys?" Ryan says as Mitchell puts his arm around Eddy's neck.
"Oh no he better not be thinking." As Hall says this, Mitchell sends him and Eddy to the outside with a Superplex.
"SUPERPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE, THIS IS INSANE." Nathan says as Mitchell rolls through.
"Wait a minute, is he?" Ryan says as Mitchell stands up and lugs Eddy's body up.
"No, he can't, not after that kind of fall." Monika adds as Zane lands another Falcon Arrow. "And he did it."
"What heart Zane is showing here." Nathan says as the ref starts the count. 1…
"Yeah, I'll give him credit where it is due, but can he survive the punishment he is putting onto himself?" 2… Zane starts to stir a bit, showing signs of life. 3… Zane rolls over and starts to crawl towards the steps. 4… Zane is able to get up and he uses the apron of the ring to keep him up right. 5… He walks over to Eddy who starts to move. 6… Zane picks Eddy up and tosses him into the ring, losing his balance in the procese. 7… Zane falls to his knees trying to get back into the ring. 8… Zane stands back up.
"Zane is cutting it close here guys." Nathan says as the ref gets up to nine, and just as the ref is about to say 10, Zane slides into the ring and puts his arm over Eddy for the pin.
1...2… Eddy manages to kick out just before three. Both men lay there to recompose themselves and when both men stand back up, they start to go back and forth with punches. Zane takes the upper hand before Eddy dodges a punch, setting up The GED before Zane counters, landing a kick to the gut and sets up for the pedigree. Eddy does a body drop but Zane lands on his feet, tweaking his right foot. Eddy sees this and lands a Texas Jawbreaker and when Zane stops flipping about, goes for the pin.
1...2… Zane kicks out just before three. Eddy looks to the ref in disbelief and turns to see Zane propping himself up on the turnbuckle and Eddy charges at him and he reverses with a super kick to the gut. Zane takes this chance and lands the Curb Stomp. When Zane goes for the pin, Worlds Apart plays and Mitchell turns his attention to the entrance expecting Lushious Marz to come down and attack him. The music stops as Eddy rolls him up from behind.
1...2...3. The bell rings as Eddy celebrates before leaving the ring.
"Here is your winner, Eddy." Eddy high fives some people in the crowd as he leaves the arena as Marz comes out from nowhere and attacks Zane, taking aim at his right ankle with a steel chair. Refs try to stop the attack and Marz stops the assault after stomping the chair close on his ankle, leaving his former best friend in agony in the center of the ring. It cuts to the back as it shows the Meredith Brothers in their locker room.
"So, who was it that you had in mind to face tonight?" Josh asks his brother as he puts on his elbow pads.
"Why is everyone asking me who it is? First there was Monika, then that girl at the Subway, the guy in the urinal next to me in the bathroom, the Janitor cleaning up Rose's bullshit, and now you. You'll see who it is, when the time comes." Jake says as Josh gets a smirk on his face.
"Come on brotha, give me a hint, have they ever been on GVWL television before?"
"Maybe, and besides, don't you have a decision to make?" Jake responds as Josh puts on his jacket and shades.
"Fine, keep your secrets then, I'd say wish me luck, but I got a feelin, I won't need it." Josh says as he leaves his brother be, who continues to wrap his hands and chuckles.
"Go play them like a fiddle my guy." Jake calls out as it cuts to the arena as Thunder Kiss '65 by Rob Zombie plays and Josh Meredith comes into the ring microphone in hand.
"Well, it's been an awfully long week for me, and I've done some thinking, as you guys know, I haven't really been able to exactly perform in the ring as much as I'd like to, you know Rose is right for once about that." The crowd boo at the mention of her name. "I've always been cornering Lexy and in tag matches, the last televised match I won was about two months ago, and I didn't even get the pin, hell I've only been in two singles matches since GVWL came back on air both against the same guy, the truth is overall I'm two, three, and two, but than She came along and said, "They don't see your talent like I do, the only thing that see is a step stool, they are using you to build themselves and next thing you know, they'll be at the red carpet opening night for the next Hollywood summer blockbuster, they moved on from wrestling, and you'll be miserable still being used as enhancement talent." With that said This Will be the Day by Casey Lee Williams plays as Team RWBY comes to the stage as Ruby has a microphone and Weiss has a tape measure. "Ah good just the girl I wanted to see, wish you wouldn't have brought out your friends with ya but I digress now here's the deal." Josh gets cut off by Yang who gently takes the mic from Ruby as they reach the ring
"Look Josh, to be honest, We always thought of you as an asshole but then you pushed my sister out of harm's way so before you say anything, apology."
"Who the hell said I was apologizing, no, if there's someone who should apologize to you, it's your sister," He points directly at Ruby as they enter the ring. "You thought because I haven't won a televised singles match, or Hell any singles match that I'd be a desperate Idiot that would take your help, you may be a good wrestler Rose, but you're not very bright."
"What, what are you even talking about?" Ruby takes the mic from Yang as Weiss grabs two more from the timekeeper.
"You thought you'd be able to see me and deceive me into turning on Lexy and mah bois, well I'm going to let you entertain the idea of us working together and being besties a little longer. You see, I'm what many call an innovator of violence so at Revolver since I got nothing else better to do. I am challenging you're beloved Uncle Qrow, to a Street Fight. Just him all alone with me and my lack of sanity."
"And what if Qrow wins?" Weiss asks as Ruby raises her mic.
"This I grown a liking of you, you're smarter than you look, and you're willing to go to the darkest place to win, if it'll help make you a star, than it's settled, if Qrow wins a week from Sunday, your one off us, but if you win, and I personally hope you do, unless one off us wins the Interim Women's Championship we'll leave you and your friends alone." Ruby holds her hand out for a hand shake as Josh gives her a death glare and shakes her hand making it official.
"Well I guess the gigs up?" Yang says as Josh turns around and is jumped by Qrow, who finally debuts on Havok. The ladies leave the ring as Josh gets the upper hand and gets Qrow set up for some sort of a Powerbomb as he gets jumped by the other three men of humanities beacon. They start stomping away at him as Cult of Personality by In Living color plays as Jake runs down with a baseball bat. Oscar sees the other twin slide into the ring and is met by getting hit in the gut with the bat as Jake follows it up by spinning around and swinging the bat upward hitting Oscar's face with enough force it causes him to do a backflip onto his stomach and Yang drags him out of the ring. He then attacks Juane as Qrow and Ren book it. Josh gets back to his feet as Jake picks up Juane into an inverted fireman cary and launches him into Josh who hits a face breaker.
"Ohhh the Gateway. It's been awhile since they hit that move." Nathan says as the Heels grab Juane and retreat. "One has got to wonder if things don't work with the Revolver match and if Josh beats Qrow, we could see the twins put their sights on the tag team championship." Nathan ponders as the crowd chants Smart Ass Inc. At the twins as they give each other a very dramatic two sweets causing the crowd to no longer be glued. Suddenly I'll Cast a Shadow by Pantera plays as they crowd lose all traces of glue from their being.
"Oh my God." Ryan says as the twins turn their attention to the entrance.
"T...There's no way." Monika says as it shows the stage as Shikamaru Nara steps out to thunderous cheers
"I...It's, it's him, it's the six time WWT Champion Shikamaru Nara." Nathan says as Shikamaru steps into the ring.
"Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is set for one fall, and is a Revolver Chamber Qualification Match. Introducing first, from St. Louis Missouri, accompanied by Josh Meredith, Jake Meredith." Jake poses in the corner and sits on the top rope, turning back to his opponent. "And his opponent, from Kanoha Village, Shikamaru Nara." The ref calls for the bell and they start off with a showing of respect by bumping fist. They tie up and Jake shoves him to the ropes. Jake looks for a body drop but Shikamaru leaps over him. The crowd cheers for this but stops as Jake lands a super kick to the back of the head. Shikamaru rolls out of the ring and regains his composure and looks to see Jake giving him the chance to re-enter the ring. Shikamaru takes it and gives the young man a thumbs up before they enter another tie up, this time, Nara takes the back and walks him to the ropes, using the bounce back to get a roll up on the former champ.
1...2… Jake is able to push Nara off and the vet runs at him once he is on his feet, running right into a big boot. Nara gets back up and Jake meets him with a flurry of punches and knees, backing him into the corner. The ref warns Jake that he could be disqualified if he continues and so he backs off. He then climbs up to the second rope and starts doing the 10 corner punches. He gets up to nine before faking out the tenth, but before he can land the last one, Shikamaru explodes forward and lands a huge powerbomb and pins.
1...2… Jake kicks out at two and a half.
"Jake surviving a nasty powerbomb from the former WWT Champion." Nathan says as Shikamaru looks over to the ropes and runs up, looking for the Shadowsault, but Jake rolls out of the way. Jake then picks him up and lands the GTS and pins.
1...2… Shikamaru just kicks up at three. Jake looks over to make sure it was three and not two, in which the ref says it was a two count. "How did Shikamaru kickout of the GTS?" Monika asks, dumbfounded.
"Because that is what greats do, they dig deep to win." Ryan answers as Jake ponders what to do before stepping toward his brother.
"You thinking what I'm thinking?"
"That. maybe." Josh points to the turnbuckle and Jake nods, now turning back to the ring to pick up Nara and whips him into the corner. Then bouncing off the opposite corner he charges and Shikamaru just dodges a shining wizard that almost sends Jake crashing to the outside, if not thanks to his brother. Jake then finds himself tangled in the ropes and the ref and his brother help him get out of the mess and Shikamaru knows that this is a better time than any to start pressing the attack, and he starts to punch at Jake, looking for a superplex. Jake is able to escape and sets him up on his shoulders, landing a Last Ride. Jake falls back, unable to pin Shikamaru and both men lay there.
"Jake might have sent Nara on his Last Ride." Nathan says as Jake is the first man to show life.
"Jake's moving guys." Monika adds as he crawls over, covering for a pin.
1...2… Shikamaru kicks out, to the shock of the Meredith that is on the outside looking in. Jake stands up and slowly picks Nara up, setting him on his shoulders, looking for another GTS, but when Jake lifts him up, Shikamaru reverses into the S Factor. After a few seconds, he flips him over and pins.
1...2… Jake manages to kick out and his brother can be heard breathing a sigh of relief. Shikamaru argues with the ref that it should be a three count, and ponders what to do to put Jake away. He waves for him to stand up and he does so as Shikamaru sets up the Casting the Shadow but Jake is able to fight his way out and he ends up with Nara on his shoulders, and he hits the GTS and pins.
1...2...3. Josh gets into the ring to celebrate his brother's victory.
"Here is your winner, Jake Meredith."
"Looks like your cooking helped." Nathan says in a teasing manner towards Hall.
"Yeah, maybe you should have cooked for him when he faced Ed a few weeks back." Ryan joins in as Monika covers her face.
"Well, I-I doubt me making him food helped him out much." Monika argues as in the ring Shikamaru offers his hand to Jake and the two men shake, and the vet leaves the ring as the twins continue to celebrate Jake's win as it cuts to a shot of what looks like a storage room as it shows Sasuke sitting on a chair.
"I have had people asking me on Twitter and anywhere else I go. Why did you hit Ed with a Sharingan Impact? Ed came down to save you. And my answer is simple, he is my opponent come Revolver, he and Flynn are just obstacles on my way to the GVWL title. And I already know the next question. So do you have no respect Sasuke?" Sasuke stands up and walks closer to the camera. "I have no respect for Flynn. He says that his genius got him the title, and while that is sort of true, that didn't keep you as champion now did it? He likes to brag about how he is, oh so smart. Well let me ask Phineas another thing, how many world titles has Double D, the smartest of the Eds, how many world titles has his intelligence led to him winning? None, because you need not just intelligence but also skill. And while you have the former, you certainly don't have the latter. As for Ed, I respect Ed. He has accomplished a lot in the FWM. But he is the polar opposite of Flynn. You see, while Flynn is all intellect and no skill, Ed is all skill and no intellect. But what happens when you take Flynn's intelligence and Ed's skill? Well the answer is quite simple, you get Sasuke Uchiha." Sasuke smirked before he sat back down. "I'll see you two at Revolver." It cuts to an ad for Revolver and when it comes it shows Naruto in his office.
"Look, I don't care, if he stays, I am reinstating Wilson. We can't have a double standard, I'm not an American politician you know." Naruto says on the phone as Walker steps up behind him.
"Ahem."
"Just a second. So is he suspended as well or what? Good to hear, thank you for your understanding." Naruto turns to face Walker as he hangs up. "What do you want, I have a show to run."
"WE, have a show to run."
"Not tonight, tonight is all me. You can take the week off."
"Not happening. Don't you forget who Matt entrusted with the day to day operations of GVWL with."
"Well Walker, not even your daddy will save you, Matt is the one who gave the order for you to leave tonight's show to me."
"I won't leave unless I am given a direct order from the board to leave."
"Security, can you come and escort Miss Walker back to her hotel room for the evening?" Naruto says into a walkie as a few seconds later two members of the security detail come in. "Just think of it as a short little vacation. Besides, taking how hard working the board says you are, I'm sure they would give the okay for you to take a little break." Walker hufs before turning around. "Oh and one more thing, I just got off the phone with the president of the board, or I should say your father, and he has confirmed that Luscious Marz has been suspended for his involvement in the attacks on Matt." Before Walker can leave the room, Kevin, Rolf, and Johnny enter the room, getting right into the GM's face.
"So you want to kick Walker out huh?" Kevin asks, with his cocky smile still plastered on his face
"In a roundabout way, yes. Why does it bother you?"
"You see, we have been hired to be her personal protection. So if you are so adamant about wanting to kick her out, then you must be adamant about your health not being an issue."
"I don't think that is how being a bodyguard works, and besides ask him?" Naruto says, pointing to Matt as he steps in.
"Naruto my friend, did you inform Walker that she is to take the rest of the night off?"
"That I did."
"Well Alice, I think it is best if you get your "tough guys" out of here and… what the hell?" Matt says as everyone turns their attention to Johnny, who now has a blank stair and just walks off.
"Whatever, I'm out of here." Walker says as she and the other two members of PCU walk out as it cuts back to the arena, Ferb is shown standing in the middle of the ring.
"So I got a bit of a talking to last week, so I must have another open challenge tonight. So who wants a shot?" Ferb says as he holds out his TV title. After some time, Paint it Black by The Rolling Stones plays and Black Jack steps forth.
"Looks like the former Television Champion wants a chance to take the title back." Nathan says as Jack enters the ring and Ferb is about to hand the title off to the ref as Limitless by UFO$ plays and Bray Swanson comes out. "And it looks like Bray wants a shot too." Ferb shrugs his shoulders, knowing whatever he argues it will be shot down. The bell rings and Ferb gets right out of dodge and out of the ring. Bray and Black Jack look at the champ before looking at each other and nodding. Bray gets on all fours parallel with the ropes as Black Jack rebounds off the opposite ropes and jumps off of Bray's back to intercept Ferb with a tope suicida. "Looks like Ferb won't be going anywhere, and OH MY GOD." Nathan and everyone else in the crowd is taken completely by surprise when both men get to their feet in time for Bray's large figure to him them both with a picture perfect somersault plancha.
"Big man really is limitless." Ryan says as Ferb starts to crawl away and goes under the ring. Bray sees him escape and walks over to the opposite side to catch Ferb, however Ferb appears from the side with a cane. He gets Bray's attention by whistling at him.
"This isn't cheating!" Ferb yells as he swings the steel walking aid at his side only for Bray to catch it, then using his stomach and arms, bends the crutch in half to the shock and horror of the Brit as it is tossed aside. Ferb starts to back away and Bray charges at Ferb who is quick enough to get out of harms way causing Bray to crash through the barricade.
"Oh my Lord, Bray just shattered the corner barricade into pieces." Nathan says as Ferb turns his attention to Black Jack by rolling him into the ring picking him up for the Perfect Tool ripcord Elbow, but when he turns Black Jack around and nails Ferb with a low blow, with a vengeance. "Black Jack returns the favor from a month ago." Black Jack then gets him up and proceeds to hit Ferb with his own Perfect Tool Ripcord Elbow and pins while Bray has now recovered from wrecking the barricade..
1..2..Bray grabs Jack's foot and pulls him out right as the ref reaches two and whips him into the barricade. Bray then slides into the ring and picks Fletcher up by the back of his shirt and pants, lifts him over his head and chucks him at Black Jack who tries to catch him but gets knocked over.
"Why isn't Black Jack being smart and helping Ferb takeout Swanson?" Ryan says as Ferb slaps Bray in the face only to get chucked at the timekeeper area.
"I usually don't agree with you but if Black Jack wants to better his chance of winning he might have to make a forbidden alliance." Monika adds as Bray comes over to the table and gets it prepped for someone to be sent through it. Black Jack has now recovered and runs and leaps off the steel steps to hit a cross body but gets caught, Bray turns around and gets cracked in the head with a chair by Ferb and lets go of Black Jack.
"Oh good lord you could hear that chair bouncing off his skull down in Antartica." Nathan says as the two of them look at each other and pick up the table cover and charge at Bray who seems to have recovered from the chair.
"Oh look out, phhh hehehe." Monika starts to chuckle as the cover snaps in half as they run past Bray holding the two pieces of wood. They then start to beat on him as they get the upper hand and goes for a double suplex, but Bray counters and suplexes them both through the table.
"LOOK OUT YOU TWO, BY GOD, BRAY SUPLEXED THEM BOTH THROUGH THE TABLE, EVEN WHEN CONCUSSED FROM A CHAIR SHOT HE'S STRENGTH STILL KNOWS NO BOUNDS." Nathan screams at the top of his lungs as Bray pick up the Champion and tosses him into the ring.
"That's it Ferb's dead." Ryan says as Bray picks Ferb up by the collar as he tries to fight back to no avail and is hoisted up and is put figuratively into the canvas with a thunderous Swan Song and Bray pins.
1..2..3. Black Jack is too slow and falls to his knees as Bray gets up and is handed the TV Title and shows the most emotion he has ever shown as he holds up his new prized possession into the air.
"Ladies and gentleman, here is your winner, and new GVWL Television Champion Bray Swanson." Alex announces the very emotional new Champion to the crowd as it cuts to the Alliance of Excellence in the back.
"Are you kidding me?" Phineas askes as Buford and Bailjeet are getting ready for their match. "This is the third week in a row we've been embarrassed" Isabella walks into view.
"Can you really blame him, I mean he basically had a three against one disadvantage considering that Swanson was in the match." Isabella says as Phineas turns to her.
"True, but our tribulations will be all worth it, when you two beat the DWMA tonight, and a week from sunday, when the two of you beat that hardass Kyoya Tategami and his ass clown fangirl Benkai Hanawa and become the rightful GVWL World Tag Team Champions, and when I defeat both Ed and Sasuke Uchiha at the same time, and take back my GVWL World Heavyweight Championship, everything will be fine, in fact it'll be better than fine, better than fine wouldn't even be good enough to describe the feeling, it will be so fine that my dear brother, Ferb, will forget about the heartbreak of tonight's loss. Because we'll be riding high sipping the finest champagne, So drunk off success that once it reaches our tongues we all pass out drunk. All the while Sasuke goes back to his small apartment and his family, and Ed goes to his parents basement, and they have to tell them. We've failed, Phineas Flynn made us both look like fools and played us like a fiddle." Phineas cuts a fairly wordy promo as Burford walks into shot.
"Soul 'Eater', Death the Kid, you can bring out girls, you can bring out that brain dead bumbling false prophet of yours, hell you can bring out all ya meisters, and ya weapons, and ya death scythes, and ya horses, and that still won't be enough for you to sneak a fast one against us tonight. You two may have doedge us for the past few weeks but not tonight." Buford says as Baljeet steps into the shot.
"I'm not sure how you boys handle disrespect in Death City, but us here with the Alliance of Excellence, we do not take kindly to being disrespected, you promised us a title match, and you failed to deliver. And like Phineas will show Uchiha and Ed, a week from Sunday at Revolver, we will not forgive, and as for Kyoya and Benkai, don't think we'll let you go off easy, you are just as guilty as the others."
"You understand what we're saying don't you? Good, now get out of my sight." Phineas says as it cuts to Tsubasa sitting in the back, about to eat some catering as Madoka runs up.
"Tsubasa, I was just informed by The Producer that you will be facing Gingka tonight, in a no disqualification match." Tsubasa sets his food down and looks at his lover.
"No, I'm not putting you in harms way again. And for what, bragging rights?"
"More like a confirmed spot for the Revolver match. And even if you lose, there will be a second chance match to replace Luscious now that he is suspended and... " Madoka says as she is interrupted.
"Well why didn't you say that?"
"I was about to."
"When is the match?"
"Like, right about now."
"Then why are we sitting here? Let's go." Tsubasa grabs her hand and sprints off.
"Wrong way Tsubasa." Madoka can be heard yelling as they both run back past the camera as it cuts to the arena as Judas by Fozzy plays and Gingka steps out.
"So I guess Gingka and Tsubasa aren't finished with each other yet." Nathan says as Gingka slowly makes his way up the steps and into the ring.
"Yeah and you must wonder what kind of stress this is putting on Madoka, I don't think she wanted any of this." Monika adds as Gingka parks himself in the middle of the ring.
"But she spat on him last week." Ryan retorts as Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes plays as Tsubasa and Madoka step out.
"Oh no, I ain't defending that, just saying." Monika says as Tsubasa enters the ring and he and Madoka give each other a quick kiss before Gingka jumps him from behind, forcing the start of the match. Gingka tries for a quick pin but Tsubasa kicks out before the count starts. Madoka quickly pulls Tsubasa out of the ring. The two talk before Gingka interrupts the conversation with a flying axe handle and Gingka shoves his foe back into the ring. When he goes to step back in, Madoka starts to smash a chair into his back. After a few good thwacks she sets the chair down and plants Gingka with a Butterfly DDT onto the chair.
"Who knew Madoka had that in her?" Nathan asks as she now tries to lug Gingka's body into the ring.
"It was going to happen eventually." Monika says as he is able to get the man back into the ring and yells for Tsubasa to cover up for the pin.
1...2… Gingka kicks out, to the shock of Madoka outside. Tsubasa waves for Madoka to toss him a chair and to get into the ring with him.
"Now they're going to beat Hagane to a pulp together." Nathan says as Madoka slides into the ring.
"Isn't this what every girl dreams of?" Ryan asks sarcastically.
"I sure don't." Monika says as Tsubasa waves for Gingka to stand. When he does so, Gingka is able to duck the chair shot from the two, causing them to smack each other's chair. Gingka looks for the Pegasus Spear but Tsubasa gets out of the way, and he takes Madoka out for the time being. Gingka takes a kick to the gut as Tsubasa looks for the Winged Eagle Double Underhook Powerbomb and gets it, looking for the pin.
1...2… Gingka manages to kick out and so Tsubasa takes the chance to check on Madoka. He helps her back to her feet and starts to speak to her
"Looks like he might be asking if she wants to go to the back." Nathan says as she shakes her head.
"And it looks like she might be staying." Ryan says as Gingka starts to stand back up on the inside.
"Honestly, this is the first time I have seen a manager get this involved in a match, at least a no DQ match." Monika adds as Gingka looks at the two and decides to go for a suicide dive and he lands it, falling forward into the barricade a bit.
"Gingka pulling out all the stops here, what a dive." Nathan says as he takes a moment to let the crowd reach out and touch him.
"And it looks like he's got a spark in his eyes." Monika adds as Gingka tosses Tsubasa into the ring. He stands on the apron and grabs the rope, rapidly nodding his head, as if to physic himself up and he hits a springboard senton and pins.
1...2… kick out just after two. Gingka is visibly upset as he walks over to the corner and waves Tsubasa up. As he does so Madoka hops onto the apron and starts to get Gingka's attention. Gingka walks over and the two go back and forth as all of a sudden she points behind him and he turns to see Tsubasa sneaking up and swinging a chair at him. Gingka ducks the attack and Tsubasa smashes the chair into Madoka's face. Tsubasa freezes as what he has done and as he turns around he gets Pegasus Speared about near in half, and Gingka pins.
1...2...3. Gingka rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp.
"Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, Gingka Hagane." It cuts to Ed in front of a tv. He turns to see the camera man and jumps a bit.
"Oh jez, you scared me for a sec there, you see, I was watching tv like a normal person." Ed gets a classic smile on his face as he grabs the GVWL World Heavyweight Championship. "Man I gotta tell you guys, I can understand why some might be marking out over the possible matches I could have at Homecoming Bash. I could face the workhorse in Jake Meredith again, the Star of the Future in Black Jack, the NEW Television Champion Bray Swanson, the Fallen Hero of Anime Gingka Hagane, or even my good friend Eddy again. It doesn't matter to me who wins Revolver out of these five great wrestlers, all I know is that I am going to have a blast." Ed says as his smile turns sour and he sighs. "Now sadly, I have a bit of a challenge ahead of me, for at Revolver I face both Sasuke Uchiha, and Phineas Flynn, AGAIN." Ed rubs his chin as he recomposes himself. "Now Flynn can say all he wants that I "cheated" but I just laugh it off knowing he has done nothing but cheat to win ever since day one in GVWL. Now it is nice that Sasuke respects me with all my accomplishments, I feel the same towards you Uchiha. But what you said about what is needed to win in this business, you forgot one thing, and that is heart. But what is heart, you two have said I'm not very smart but let me help you guys out here. Heart is the passion for wrestling, willing to put your body on the line in order to achieve the greatest of achievements, and let me tell you, a guy who isn't even in Revolver showed more heart tonight then the both of you combined. So while Sasuke can clam his victory is surefire because he has the smarts of Phineas and the skills of me, I don't know if he has my heart. Now if you don't mind, I think one of my all time favorite monster movies is coming on." With that, Ed turns back to the tv and flips the channel to an old monster flick as it cuts to the arena as Resonance by T.M Revolution plays as Soul and Kid enter the stage.
"Ladies and Gentlemen the following tag team match is a number one contendership match, and is your main event of the evening. Introducing first, Soul Eater and Death the Kid, the DWMA." The two slide into the ring and pose to a mainly negative reaction as Omen in the Sky plays and out comes Buford and Baljeet with Phineas and Isabella to thunderous boos. "And their opponents, accompanied by Phineas Flynn and Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, Buford Van Stomp and Baljeet, the Alliance of Excellence." The two teams get in each other's faces as the ref forces them to their respective corners. Soul and Baljeet start as the legal men, Soul holds his hand out in to shake hands with Baljeet who starts to reach for it but takes his hand back at the last second and flips the former two time tag champion
"Fuck you." The Mic picks up Baljeet's profanity as Soul slaps him with his left and responds by returning Baljeet's bird. This turns into the two men just slapping the ever living piss out of each other and breaking into a full fledged fight with Soul getting the upper hand by whipping Baljeet to him and Kidd's corner. Soul tags in Kid who hits Baljeet with a double Russian leg sweep and pins.
1..Baljeet kicks out with ease as he gets put into the corner and Kid starts blasting him with chops and fist, the referee tells Kid to let him go so he tags Soul back in who tries to put Baljeet into the tree of Woe but Baljeet pushes off the top turnbuckle to flip over Soul's shoulder and drop kicks him shoulder first into the ring post and Isabella slides a chair into the ring pulling the refs attention as soon as Kidd tags himself in as Soul falls out off the ring. He stops Baljeet from tagging in Buford with a Dragon Suplex as the ref turns around. Noticing the non legal man he tells Kid to return to his corner or they would be disqualified and while Kid tries to argue his case Phineas walks over to Soul as he slips on some knuckles and punches Soul in the face behind the ref's back and tosses him into the ring.
"Phineas with a blatant cheap shot to Soul while the ref had his back turned." Nathan says as Kid finally goes back to the apron yelling at the ref about what just happened outside.
"This is why we need to have two refs in tag team matches." Monika says as Baljeet drags Soul over to their half off the ring and pins.
1..2.. Soul kicks out as the camera catches Flynn lowering his sunglasses in shock.
"Oh yeah, what so we could have an even bigger screw job like we had two weeks ago when Buford and Baljeet were robbed of their Tag Team Championship?" Ryan says as Baljeet sits Soul in the corner and starts to stomp him.
"They weren't even the Champions to begin with, you verdammter dummkopf." Monika yells as Buford is tagged in and picks Soul up and starts ramming his shoulder into his gut.
"I need a vacation." Nathan says as the ref warns Buford so he tosses Soul into the center of the ring. Kidd begins reaching for his partner but Buford steps onto Souls right leg, who screams in agonizing pain. "Oh and Buford placed that big boot right onto his calf." The crowd begins to chanting let's go Eater as Buford grabs Soul's hair and starts to pound on his chest. "You have to wonder if Soul's leg is injured, we might need to get a doctor into the ring." Nathan says as Buford starts to stomp his leg, he then picks Soul up for a German suplex but Soul flips over Buford's back as his leg buckles causing him to grab onto the ropes to stay upright as Buford charges him and Soul ducks to make him go over the top rope but unbeknownst to him, the bully was able to tag in Baljeet as he spilled to the outside. Soul makes an attempt to get to Kidd for the hot tag is stalled as Isabella grabs the injured limb tripping him up forcing him to crawl on all fours, giving Baljeet the opening to run at him, using Soul as a step stool to get enough height tbefore Soul can reach his hand for the tag, and hits Kid with a Canadian Destroyer off the apron onto the floor.
"OHH MY GOD." Ryan screams as Soul looks up in disbelief as the crowd start reasonably chanting holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
"MIT GOTT ALS MEINEM ZEUGE IST ER HÄLFTE GEBROCHEN." Monika screams as
"I understood that reference Hall." Nathan says as Baljeet gets back into the ring as Soul gets to his feet Baljeet once again targets the leg by kicking his calf and follows up with a shin buster into an Exploder Suplex and finishes the chain with the Calculated Calf Crusher. "Oh Beautiful Exploder Suplex by Baljeet, and now he's got the Triple C, The Calculated Calf Crusher synched in.
"Soul may have to tap here." Ryan says as he tries to crawl to the ropes but Baljeet drags him back to the center with his free leg and cranks harder.
"Oh the way his leg is twisted, I can't look." Monika puts her hands over her face as Soul lifts his hand up to tap out, but before he can touch the canvas he catches his hand to prevent the tap to an audible sigh of relief from the crowd. Soul then starts to elbow the back of Baljeet's head and is able to get him locked into the Death Scythe Arm Triangle to a thunderous pop. Baljeet has no choice but to relinquish his hold to roll onto his shoulders in an attempt to escape and Soul takes this advantage to get a quick roll-up with a modified crucifix pin.
1..2..Baljeet kicks out but gets trapped in the choke to his own horror as Kid is seen outside finally recuperating from the Canadian Destroyer and dezfuli gets to his feet falling back onto the barricade, catching himself from almost falling through the missing corner that Bray destroyed earlier in the show, and gets back onto the apron. Meanwhile Baljeet begins to fade as the ref grabs his arm to see if he is still conscious.
1..2..as the ref picks his arm up for the third drop Buford comes in and stomps Soul's back causing him to break the hold as Baljeet starts coughing and regain his breath while being dragged to his corner and Buford tags himself in and stopping Soul from tagging in Kid. Buford picks him up for a military press but Soul escapes and lands on his feet behind the larger man and on one leg is able to roll under a clothes line and lunges for Kid and is able to get the tag accompanied by thunderous cheers and runs in and turns Buford inside out with a big clothes line and hits a corner step up enziguri on Baljeet who just got to his feet on the apron.
"Death the Kid is cleaning house right now!" Nathan says as Kid goes to whip Buford into the ropes but he reverses sending Kid to the ropes and goes for a big body drop, but Kid rolls on his back and jumps onto the apron and as Buford turns around he gets nailed by the Death Cannon. DEEEAAATH CAAAAANOOOOON." Nathan screams as Kid goes for the pin a bit too close to the ropes.
1..2..right before the ref counts three Phineas drags the ref out of the ring as Baljeet takes the knuckles from Isabella while the ref warns him one last time and blast Kid with the object and quickly gives the tool back to her as the ref slides back in the ring unaware of the shenanigans. Buford begins to come back as he crawls to Kid's prone body.
"Oh God damn it not like this." Nathan says as the ref counts the weak pin attempt.
1..2..Soul comes out of nowhere and breaks the pin and hits Baljeet off the apron with a forearm and scures back to the corner while climbing. Kid gets back up and whips Buford into the corner, tags Soul in as they set up for hit the Witch Killer.
"WITCH KILLER." Nathan screams, again, as Soul goes for the pin.
"That's it, it's over." Ryan says. .
1.."NO!" 2.."NNOOO." Phineas is heard screaming as Buford magically kicks out to the shock of the former tag team champions, the crowd, and the relief of the Alliance of Excellence, especially Phineas whom the camera catches falling onto his knees holding onto the ring skirt as he about nearly fainted.
"That was three, what,no no no no no." Soul tries to get a grasp of reality, as he tags in Kid again as they set up for another Witch Killer as Isabella distracts the ref.
"Looking for the Witch Killer again, oh and Isabella again trying to interfere with the match." Nathan says as the official has had enough of their bullshit and ejects them.
"Finally get that hündin and her jungen spielzeug out of here." Monika insults them in German as they surprisingly leave with no problem. Meanwhile in the ring Buford escapes and hooves Soul in the testes and suplex's Kidd, he then pushes Soul out of the ring and brings Kid over to tag in Baljeet and picks him up onto his shoulders in the electric chair position as Baljeet climbs the turnbuckle and hits a leg lariat into a electric chair drop.
"Oh the Doomsday Device ." Nathan says as Baljeet pins, hooking one leg for extra insult.
1..2..3..Baljeet and Buford push Kid out of the ring as Phineas and Isabella rejoin them with the crowd booing them.
"Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners, and the number one contenders for the GVWL Tag Team Championship. Buford and Baljeet, The Alliance of Excellence." Rivers announces to the very unhappy fans as Black Sunshine by Rob Zombie plays as Keyoya and Benkai come to the ring as the two stare down with their challengers. Kyoya removes his shades as out of nowhere Ferb slides into the ring and jumps the smaller of the two champions and the other three stablemates start attacking Benkai, the group start to beatdown the champs as Soul and Kid get up and tries to help them but are outnumbered two to four and get beat up as well. Phineas then orders them to pick up Benkai and Kyoya and hits Benkei with a Sharingan Impact, and Kyoya with the Lump Drop. Buford and Baljeet takes the straps and hold them up into the air and tosses them down as the show comes to a close.
Revolver Match Participants
Unknow (Marz's replacement will be decided next week)
Black Jack
Bray Swanson
Eddy
Jake Meredith
Gingka Hagane
TBD
TBD
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter, felt really good about this one and how the matches turned out. Next up is the Go Home Show for Revolver. As always please read and review as it is greatly appreciated and take care guys.