Title: Surprising Facts

Fandom: Transformers

Pairing/Characters: Sam, Optimus

Prompt: het

Drabble #: 73

Date: June 6, 2012

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1) I rarely do het. Rarely people. Though if I like the pairing, I will do so.

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4) You can request up to five (5) at any one time. I don't promise to be fast though.

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That is all.


Sam gazed up at Optimus, sitting in one large servo, trying to muse over the new information he had just been given. "So, you're a…femme," he said slowly, getting a nod. "Wow," he breathed. Optimus chuckled, smiling slightly as she move to her private office.

"You are not upset are you?" the Prime asked, Sam shaking his head.

"Nah. I mean, I figured that you guys would have no set gender or anything since you are all giant robots after all. On top of that, you're aliens so gender assignment that wouks on humans probably won't work on you," Sam replied, getting another smile.

"You are correct, Sam, on that aspect. We have femmes, mechs and the middle, who is neither but also both," Optimus said placing Sam on the table.

"I kinda get it. You have to suspend all human applied logic to understand but I do. Than again, I have lots of information from the All Spark still settling into my memories," he drawled, a low sound of musing coming from Optimus.

"True, true. Do you have any questions for me?" she asked, watching Sam cross his legs as he sat down.

"Well, kinda. With all of the other femmes, they're noticeably female. Brighter or softer colors, distinct curves, sweeter voices. But you're not like that," he said, gazing up at her. "But that may be because you were on the front lines instead of farther back acting as information sources."

"Exactly, young Sam," Optimus chuckled.