Title: So Devious

Fandom: Transformers

Pairing/Characters: Miles/Optimus

Prompt: voice

Drabble #: 111

Date: July 14, 2012

Word count: 375

Next pairing: Miles/Sam

AN: Oh yes, enjoy. :) Female Optimus.


"Girl…" Miles swallowed as he stared at the human holoform of one Optimus Prime. She was delightfully curvy but still had a fighters physic. Her hair was the same red as her real form and her eyes glowed blue while she wore a simple outfit of jeans and a button up blouse giving her an air of relaxed confidence. The only thing that marred everything was the scar that ran across her neck. It was thin and slightly paler then the rest of her toffee colored skin.

"Yes, I am a femme, Mr. Lanchester," Optimus stated, shrugging one shoulder.

Miles scratched his cheek. "Miles, please. You call me that and I look for my dad," He chuckled. "So the male like voice?" he asked.

"My vocal components were damaged when I was a young worker," she admitted, touching her throat. "Some chemicals exploded as we were moving them and some shrapnel caught my throat. The medics tried their best, but my vocal components were messed up quite a bit."

"Has Ratchet been able to help you with it?" Miles asked as he sat down on the runner board of Optimus' real body.

"Some, but since we were able to get parts from those who have died, he's been able to slowly fix it, allowing me to change my pitch slowly so as not to surprise everyone," she replied, sitting next to him, crossing her legs. Miles forced his eyes to not trail any further then the scar that was on her neck, making her smile at his will power. "It has been rather hard to keep the other Autobots on track when they remember that their tall, gentle and strong leader is actually a femme."

"What happens?" Miles asked, more then amused by the news. Optimus chuckled, the sound deep rich and completely feminine.

"Well, Prowl tends to twitch or crash. Jazz goes silent before trying to get any sexual thoughts out of his processor again. Most of the other mechs tend to find partners and Ratchet curses the morning after problems," Optimus said, smirking softly at the memories. "We're talking about reshaping me back into my original form.

"More curves to drive your men to drinking and sex?"

"Now you're getting it."

"So devious."