Sorry for the delay, but I'm back now, so there's no need to worry. Anyway, I have watched Avenue Q sing "The Internet is for Porn", and they inspired me to make this one shot. Also, it's going to be in more of a play format, because Avenue Q sings this song in a form of a play. Of course, I own nothing. TTA is owned by Amblin Entertainment/Warner Bros, and "The Internet is for Porn" is owned by Avenue Q. Enjoy!
Rated M for Explicit Language and Crude/Sexual Humor
Babs: *leaving Acme Loo* Finally! *looks at the camera* Oh, hiyee! Bugs has allowed me to teach a class for the first time. And I'm going to teach something relevant! Something modern! *a lightbulb appears over Babs's head* The internet! *walks towards Dizzy's Cave* The internet is really, really great!
Dizzy: *pops out of his cave* For porn! *quickly disappears*
Babs: Huh? *looks at Dizzy's cave, shrugs, then continues walking and singing* I got a fast connection, so I don't have to wait!
Dizzy: *appears again* For porn!
Babs: There's always some new site.
Dizzy: For porn!
Babs: *facepalms*I browse all day and night.
Dizzy: For porn!
Babs: *getting angrier* It's like I'm searching in the speed of light!
Dizzy: For porn!
Babs: Dizzy!
Dizzy: The internet is for porn!
Babs: Dizzy!!!
Dizzy: The internet is for porn!
Babs: What are you doing?!
Dizzy: Why you think the net was for? Porn! Porn! Porn!
Babs: Dizzy!!!
Dizzy: Oh, hiya toots!
Babs: You are ruining my song!
Dizzy: Oh! Dizzy sorry! Me no mean to!
Babs: Well if you don't mind, please be quiet so I can finish?
Dizzy: Dizzy no talkie!
Babs: Good! *clears throat* I'm glad we have this new technology!
Dizzy: For porn... *realizes he said it and covers his mouth*
Babs: Which gives us untold opportunity!
Dizzy: For por- Oops! Sorry! *covers his mouth again*
Babs: *facepalms* Right from your own desktop.
Dizzy: For- *covers his mouth yet again*
Babs: You can research, browse, and shop.
Dizzy: *struggles to keep his mouth shut*
Babs: *getting even angrier* Until you have enough and are ready to stop!!
Dizzy: FOR PORN!!!
Babs: Dizzy!
Dizzy: The internet is for porn!
Babs: Noooo!
Dizzy: The internet is for porn!
Babs: Dizzy!
Dizzy: Me up all night for honking Dizzy horn for porn, porn, porn! Porn! Porn! Porn!
Babs: That's gross! You're a pervert!
Dizzy: Sticks and stones, toots!
Babs: No really! You're a pervert! Normal beings don't sit at home looking up porn on the internet!
Dizzy: Oh?
Babs: What?
Dizzy: You be having no idea, Babs! Ready, normal beings?
Monty: Ready!
Plucky: Ready!
Hamton: Ready!
Buster: Ready!
Dizzy: Let Dizzy hear it!
Guys: The internet is for porn!
Buster: Sorry, Babsy.
Guys: The internet is for porn!
Buster: I masterbate!
Dizzy: All the guys unzip their flies for porn, porn porn!
Babs: The internet is not for porn!
Guys: Porn! Porn-
Babs: HOLD ON A SECOND!!!
Dizzy: What?!
Babs: Well, I happen to know for a fact that you, Monty, check your portfolio, and trade stocks online.
Monty: That's correct.
Babs: And Plucky, you buy stuff on Acmezon.
Plucky: Sure.
Babs: And Hamton, you sell your possessions on eBay.
Hamton: Yes I do.
Babs: And Buster, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.
Buster: That's true!
Dizzy: Oh, but Babs, what for you think they do after, hmm?
Buster: *shy* ...yeah.
Babs: EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Guys: The internet is for porn!
Babs: Gross!
Guys: The internet is for porn!
Babs: I hate porn!
Dizzy: Grab your dick and double click for-
Babs: I hate you men!
Guys: ...porn, porn, porn!
Babs: I'm leaving! *starts to leave*
Guys: Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn!
Babs: I hate the internet!
Guys: Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn!
Dizzy: The internet is for
Guys, except Dizzy: Internet is for
Guys: Internet is for PORN!
Dizzy: YEAH!
Babs: MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
Phew! Glad I got that out of way. So, what do you think of this oneshot tribute to Avenue Q? Feel free to roast it, or toast it. See you later!