Another songfic, and one to get into the Christmas spirit with. It's pretty my Christmas Rules by The Looney Tunes Show, but involving Tiny Toons characters. Hooray!
Rated K for a Scary Image, a Mild Scene of Vomiting, and some Cartoon Humor.
The Tiny Toons are outside celebrating Christmas.*
Buster: Christmas time is here, there's a tingle in the air.
Plucky: *sitting on a park bench and got stuck* I just sat on a park bench, and froze my derriere.
Babs: We're all hanging stockings, drinking cocoa. *it starts snowing* Oh my god! It's snowing!
Fowlmouth: *wearing a santa suit* Santa's bringing tons of dagum loot, and we got Christmas Spirit dagum blowing.
Buster: It's the time of year where we drop our negativity.
Plucky: *drops a glitter bomb, which blows up and covers the town, as well as Buster and Plucky with glitter, much to Buster's dismay* I just dropped a glitter bomb to make the town more Christmas-y.
Hamton: *Christmas shopping at the Acme Mall with a crowd of people* Chistmas time can be so hectic, shopping malls can be so rough.
Lightning: *carrying a bag full of toys* But it's the best of all the holidays, because we get more stuff!
Babs: *at the bathroom, with a bucket full of candy* I got sick on Halloween. *vomits in the toilet*
Shirley: Like, New Years was an awful scene. *punches Fowlmouth in the face during a New Years celebration*
Buster: And Thanksgiving was a snore. *sleeping with Babs and her family during Thanksgiving*
All: Christmas, Christmas, we want more!
Sweetie: *flying over a fireplace* Yuletide by the fireplace.
Plucky: *getting reatrained by Hamton while going after the cookies* I am gonna stuff my face.
Dizzy: *leaving Acme Loo* Punch the clock, and close the school. That be the reason Christmas...
All: Rules!
Buster: All the buildings look like igloos.
Plucky: White majestic winter castles.
Shirley: Like we can totally wear our Christmas sweaters.
Fifi: With our coulottes and golden tassels!
Dizzy: That be why Christmas is great!
Monty: This ain't no time to player hate.
Hamton: All you gotta have is faith.
Plucky: What a lovely Christmas wraith.
Buster: You mean wreath?
Plucky: No, I mean wraith. *points at the sky, and it shows a wraith flying in the sky wearing a Santa hat*
Hamton: Ah-ha-ha!
Elmyra: My holiday depression has been lifted by this lovely sight.
Mary: How can one be sad with 50,000 watts of Christmas light?
Babs: There's so many holidays! What the heck is Arbor Day?
Shirley: *at her Fortune Teller stand* Like, all I know is I work that day. Gimme Christmas any day!
Fifi: Yuletide by zee fireplace. *relaxing with Furrball in front of the fireplace with Furrball showing no sign of wanting to run away*
Hamton and Plucky: *cramming cookies in their mouths* I am gonna stuff my face.
Dizzy: Punch the clock and close the school. That be the reason Christmas...
All: Rules.
Babs: I love all the shiny balls.
Witch Sandy: *scene shows Buster and Babs bouncing off the walls with her watching* Children bouncing off the walls.
Monty: Blinking lights we got on sale. *selling some Christmas lights at an outlandish price of $1,000,000*
Fowlmouth: Silver tinsel by the dagum bail.
Buster: Semi frozen river skating. *skating, but the ice bursts and sends Buster in the river, freezing him in the process*
Elmyra: *eating a candy cane* Candy cane, self medicating.
Plucky: *returning a crappy gift from Hamton to the mall* Taking back gifts that we hate.
Hamton: *holding his gut* Fifteen pounds of winter weight.
Elmyra: *wrapped in a fluffy quilt with cats wearing Santa hats* Fluffy quilts with Christmas cats.
Monty: *wearing a Russian winter hat* Ten pound Russian winter hats.
Shirley: *serving fruitcakes* Like, fruitcakes that are gluten free.
Fifi: *drinking some eggnog* Eggnog by zee gallon, wheeeeee!
Plucky: *goes to a car with a giant bow, with his parents* Brand new cars with giant bows.
Marcia: *firing a laser gun* Holiday theme laser shows.
Fowlmouth: *shown already roasted golden brown* Roasted chicken, dagum Christmas trees.
Lightning: Chedder cheese nativities. *eats a piece of that cheese*
All: *entering a bus* Holiday karaoke bus. Happy Holidays to us!
the Tiny Toons logo appears, and Buster and Babs pop out of it*
Buster: Say Happy Holidays, Babs!
Babs: Happy Holidays, Babs!
Well, that was done by the last minute. Anyway, I wish you Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays. Got any ideas of your own you want me to do, post it in a Chapter Zero review or PM me. Just remember the rules as you do. See you next chapter. Peace.