Instead of stumbling upon the Riverbank that spring morning, Mole finds himself in the Wild Wood and, to everyone's surprise (not least of all the Wild Wooders themselves) the locals take him into their ranks. Meanwhile, Rat isn't sure what to make of the strange new Wild Wooder who is neither weasel, stoat, nor fox, and he plans to keep it that way. Maybe. Wild Wooder Mole AU

Another year, another show courtesy of the Riverbank Ultimate Gilbert & Sullivan Society (RUGSS), and Rat finds himself pulled away from his tech booth when a sudden dearth of tenors hits the chorus of the Sorcerer. Theatre AU.

A day on the river proves that unfortunately, not everybody likes Mole.

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A series of three-sentence prompted ficlets, written daily during the month of September 2021, focusing mainly on the Riverbankers & co. Originally posted to Tumblr on my sardinesandhumbugs blog.

Badger has plans to celebrate Christmas alone with a good book. Of course, things never go quite as planned. Maybe that's for the best. Originally written and posted online for Christmas of 2020.

Based on the West End musical. "A journey is splendid, there's so much to learn. But once it has ended, you know you'll return." The journey to Mole End breaks Ratty's heart a little bit (not that he wants to admit it). Strong shades of Ratty/Mole, but Your Mileage May Vary.

Okay, it was the Red Lion Inn and it wasn't meant to be a joke (except the universe had other ideas) and if Badger had anything to say about it, no one would ever know the punchline. / The manner in which Badger learnt about the tunnels beneath Toad Hall wasn't nearly as dignified as he made it out to be. Not that he's about to tell the next generation that. Set in the 2017 musical

A oneshot in which Mole meets Toad's mother. It's a bit of a surprise for several reasons, really – not least of all because he had been fairly certain she was dead. It wasn't the first misunderstanding he'd encountered since leaving Mole End, but it might just have been the weirdest. / Predominantly inspired by the 2017 musical.

The Wild Wooders sit atop the new-claimed Toad Hall and drunkenly discuss soap and algebra. Humorous mini-fic originally posted to Tumblr 03.03.21

The friendship between Rat and Toad didn't dissolve as much as it fractured, and in the years that followed Rat continued to trip over the cracks. / A multichaptered, fragmented exploration of one possible interpretation of Toad and Rat's shared history, set in the 2017 musical.

There were some key social differences between an underground animal and a Riverbanker, but it had never occurred to Rat that relationship milestones might just be one such example. He probably shouldn't have realised this in the middle of refereeing a squash match though. / Set in the 2017 musical.

The Riverbank Ultimate Gilbert & Sullivan Society (RUGSS) is rehearsing for Pirates of Penzance, and Rat is fully expecting it to be the same as every other year – until a box of chocolates appears in his tech booth. Theatre AU.

inspired by the west end musical adaptation. Ratty only screws together enough courage to venture into the dangerous Wild Woods after Mole goes in there alone. Mild angst with a happy ending.

Over the course of a year, Mole acquires many homes. Some are more permanent than others. / Fluffy introspective fic inspired by the 2017 Musical.

The invitation to Toad Hall wasn't the first one that arrived; it just happened to be the first one Mole found. / A story in which Rat would rather not go to Toad Hall, but Toad keeps finding new and more inventive ways to send invitations. Eventually, something's gotta give. (Inspired by the 2017 Musical)

Remake of The Piper of Gates of Dawn in the city

This is a (possibly heartwarming, but probably not) How-They-Met story...Mole, Toad, Badger and the Water Rat, come of age ala "Stalky & Co." or "Tom Brown" (or at worst "Billy Bunter") at school. Enjoy or criticise, I'm here all week.

A summer storm hits the river bank as the animals struggled to survive with the help of Ratty and Otter.

In a low public house near the Wild Wood, Rabbits discuss local events, especially the taking of Toad Hall by the stoats and weasels

A walk to Badger's takes a dangerous turn with Mole and Toad are attacked by the weasels. Oneshot.

Mole gets scared in the wild wood Ratty comes to his rescue

Moley waits up for Ratty, who is much later coming home than he said he would be.

Word prompts for one of my favourite pairings of this fandom. Some ideas based on the many variants of films but mainly the 80's TV series with David Jason and Michael Hordern. RattyxMole. If you don't like then don't read. Warnings: Near Death, Implied Sexual Content, Angst with comfort, M/M.

After rescuing Mole and taking refuge from a blizzard beneath the Wild Wood, Rat and Badger decide to rekindle an old relationship. Slash fic.