In a small boat-styled trailer, at a carnival, Mandy and Robyn were sleeping safe and sound in a small bed.
Robyn blinked her eyes awake, and looked around. She nudged Mandy a little. "Mandy."
Mandy stirred. "Mmph..." she groaned, and rubbed her eyes. "What is it, Robyn?"
Robyn motioned for her sister to look around; there were some nautical items one might find from a ship at sea.
"Are we on some kind of boat?" mumbled Mandy.
The girls looked over to see a green parrot dressed in a sailor's outfit, sleeping. Then, the parrot woke up, and moved directly into the girls' faces.
Mandy gasped in shock, while Robyn screamed.
The parrot screamed back. "Aaaaaghh!"
Robyn screamed again.
"It's alive!" cried the parrot.
Then, a chubby man with a brown mustache, dressed in a blue ship captain's attire, came up from behind the other side of the table, revealing that the parrot was just a moving puppet.
"Great wobbling bottles!" The man cried, and blew into a whistle. "Avast and heap to there, mates!"
"Oh!" Robyn moved the sheets away, and frowned. "You frightened me!"
Mandy put her arm around Robyn to calm her. "What is the meaning of all this?" She asked.
"Oh, sorry, my dears," the man apologized, and approached the girls. "My first mate doesn't mind his manners, sometimes." He glared at his parrot puppet.
"Awk! It's me bad upbringin' that's to blame!" shrieked the parrot.
"Don't mind him," the man told the girls. "How you feeling, little ladies? Are you two okay?"
Robyn rubbed her forehead, woozily. "I feel a little dizzy."
"Me too," agreed Mandy, doing the same. "I must've hit my head harder than I thought."
"You gave us quite a fright, too, you know," said the man. "You two've been lying here a few days, now."
"We thought ye'd never leave!" the parrot added.
Mandy blinked. "Days?"
"Where are we?" asked Robyn.
"You two are the lucky guests of Captain Kiddie!" explained the man. He pulled down a poster of himself at a county fair.
"Is that your name?" asked Mandy. "Captain Kiddie?"
"Yeppers!" said Captain Kiddie. "King of the county fair!" He let the poster go back up, as he continued. "Pirate of pleasure! And-"
"AWK!" squawked the parrot puppet.
"Oh, yes," Captain Kiddie remembered. "And my first mate, Squawk."
The parrot gave a bow.
Robyn giggled. "He's funny!" She pointed at Squawk.
Mandy just gave a small smile. Honestly, she didn't really know what to think about this strange man, but she did her best not to show it.
"You girls hungry by any chance?" asked Captain Kiddie.
"Am I ever!" said Robyn.
"Oh yes, please!" Mandy nodded.
"I'll bet you'd like some milk and cookies!" Captain Kiddie suggested. He went over to a refrigerator. "All little girls like milk and cookies."
"Just like Santa Claus," Mandy jokingly whispered to Robyn, who giggled again.
"And milk and cookies is just what we've got!" said Captain Kiddie.
"It's all we got!" said Squawk.
Mandy chuckled. Just then, she remembered about Tom and Jerry. "Oh! And by the way," she said, as Captain Kiddie came back with the milk and cookies. "Have you seen a cat and mouse... talking cat and mouse, don't always get along with each other... pass by around here?"
"The only two to be passing by, would be you girls," Captain Kiddie responded.
Mandy sighed. "I hope they're all right..."
Meanwhile, over on the river, Tom and Jerry were still riding their half of the broken raft; Tom rested on his side, while Jerry sat on the edge, worried about the girls.
But then, Jerry saw a big fish jumping in the water.
He got an idea.
The mouse raced over to Tom, shaped the tip of his tail into a fishhook, and put it in the water.
As Tom rested, he thought he'd felt something. But he decided to shrug it off, and went back to sleep.
Suddenly, the cat felt something bite his tail.
"YAAAAOOOOWWWW!" Tom yelled in pain, jumping into the air.
He looked to see a big fish biting down on his tail.
In mid-air, Tom glared, and yanked his tail out of the fish's mouth.
Glaring back, the fish slapped Tom with its tail, and spat some water in the cat's face, before diving back into the water.
Tom landed back on the raft, grabbing Jerry in mid-air. "What are you doing?!" He inquired.
"Catching your breakfast," Jerry smirked.
"Okay," snarled Tom. "You wanna catch something?"
He was cut off when the raft stopped at the riverbank, sending the two ashore.
Tom's face was covered in muddy sand.
Jerry looked around. "Now where are we?"
Tom shook the sand away, as Jerry hopped off his paw.
Just then, Jerry spotted something in the grass. "Hey! I see something!" He rushed over to it.
It was Robyn's locket!
"Hey, Tom!" Jerry tried to retrieve the locket. "Look!"
"What's that?" asked Tom, as he approached.
"It's Robyn's locket!" Jerry showed him the locket.
Tom took the locket into his own hands, and gasped. "She and Mandy must be around here somewhere!"
The cat and mouse began their search for the girls.
"So, where did you say you were headed, little ladies?" Captain Kiddie asked the girls, as he poured some milk into their glasses.
"Davy Jones' locker, I figured," Squawk said, before tossing a cookie into his mouth.
"Tibet," answered Robyn.
"Our father's on an expedition there," said Mandy.
"Tibet?" Captain Kiddie said. "I know it well. Just outside of Cleveland."
Squawk took another cookie. Licking his lips, he peeled one of the tops off, and licked the cream in the middle.
"Really?" asked Mandy, before taking a sip of her milk.
"Have you been to Tibet?" asked Robyn.
"Why, yes siree!" Captain Kiddie smiled. "I've played them all from Broadway to Timbuktu and back again. When I was a big star in my day!" He proudly pointed to himself.
"Oh, boy, here we go," Squawk rolled his eyes, and gave another squawk.
Captain Kiddie began to explain his career to the girls.
"I've Done it All"
(Captain Kiddie)
"I have played at the Palace,
I've sung at the met,"
(Squawk)
"Both were fiascos,
I'll never forget,"
(Captain Kiddie)
"I've danced before royalty,
Played Caesar on Rome,"
(Squawk)
"Forgive my disloyalty,
You should have stayed at home,"
(Captain Kiddie)
"I've walked high wires for ring ling from Peking to Perth,"
(Squawk)
"It was not the greatest show on Earth,"
(Captain Kiddie)
"The audience adored me,"
(Squawk)
"They came to see you fall,"
(Captain Kiddie)
"Without a doubt a great success,"
(Squawk)
"They threw you out, it was a mess!"
(Captain Kiddie)
"Am I a ham or am I not?"
(Squawk)
"I guess the answer is... yes!"
Another squawk came from the parrot puppet, while Captain Kiddie climbed onto a little stage to continue performing.
(Captain Kiddie)
"I've done it all!"
(Squawk)
"Boy, you got goals,"
(Captain Kiddie)
"I've done it all,"
(Squawk)
"Have you got goals!"
(Captain Kiddie)
"I've played the boondocks and I slayed Carnegie hall,"
(Squawk)
"Nothing at all,"
(Captain Kiddie)
"I've played Macbeth on ice,"
(Squawk)
"And got pneumonia twice aaaatchoo!"
(Captain Kiddie)
"Guess you can't have it all,
I start in Maine,"
(Squawk)
"They're still in pain,"
(Captain Kiddie)
"Then Montreal,"
(Squawk)
"The room was small,"
(Captain Kiddie)
"From Saskatoon to Minneapolis and Saint Paul,"
(Squawk)
"That was a hall,"
(Captain Kiddie)
"Name any theater town and I've been there,
Though it's been up and down I hang in there,
Spring, summer or fall, I've done it all,"
Robyn giggled.
(Captain Kiddie)
"I've been around,"
(Squawk)
"Tell me about it,"
(Captain Kiddie)
"And I've found,"
(Squawk)
"What have you found?"
(Captain Kiddie)
"The secret to showbiz is to make yourself renowned,"
(Squawk)
"Try getting drowned,"
(Captain Kiddie)
"That's why I fly trapeze do all the tricks with ease six inches of the ground,"
(Squawk)
"You're height of success,"
(Captain Kiddie)
"You'll see define all curtain falls,"
(Squawk)
"My favorite moment,"
(Captain Kiddie)
"You got to watch take my final curtain call,"
(Squawk)
"Do we have to?"
Captain Kiddie pulled Robyn onto the stage for her to join in the performance.
He offered Mandy to join in, as well. But she politely refused, and preferred to just watch as her sister danced along.
(Both)
"No one who ever played the theater knows how to milk an audience bitter,
And all went all as I recall,
It's wall to wall we've done it all!"
On the last verse, Captain Kiddie tripped backwards. He grabbed the curtain to slow down, only to accidentally pulling it down with him.
Squawk emerged back up, squawking once again.
Mandy lightly applauded.