Disclaimers: I do not own Warframe.
A/N: So once again, I'm at work and due to the positive response the first PSA got, I decided to do another one while on my break. Enjoy. Though the next time I update will be the Nidus profile along with probably one more. Also, I should get back to the Main Story Line.
Orbiter's Public Service Announcement #2
To whom it may concern
This is the Lotus
It would seem that incidents are still occurring onboard the Orbiter even after my first set of guidelines. I assume that this is due to everyone being put into a peculiar situation and are having a hard time adjusting to it. Nevertheless, I will address a few more incidents that have pop up recently.
1. Operator Mesa and Ivara
The hallways of the Orbiter are not a shooting range. We have a proper one on the second deck as well as a back-up one on the third deck. Just because there was already a line for both of them does not mean that you two can improvise your own. It is going to take a while to repair those bullet holes and arrow marks in the walls.
2. Operator Loki
Baruuk was well within his right to attack you after you switch out his calming mediation music for the ancient death metal band, Dethklok. The Pacifist Tenno is just a nickname for him, he has a body count just like you do.
3. Operator Chroma
I appreciate the fact that you have been keeping a leveled head during these trying times which is mostly due to the fact that you don't mingle with the other Tenno and keep to yourself. But if you would have at least taken the time to look at the first set of Public Service Announcements I put out then you would have known not to enter the med bay while the sign "Do Not Enter" is on the door and you wouldn't be limping around the ship, courtesy of Trinity.
On the bright side, at least you did not use the words "MILF" or "GILF" unlike one of your comrades even though you probably don't even know what those words mean.
4. Operator Valkyr
It is a tragedy what Alad V did to you and you have my full support in anything you need to help get past it.
But on the matter of using your Rip Line to move across the ship in a quicker manner, I'm going to have to ask you to stop.
Mainly because despite your appearance, you have the most armored warframe out of everyone and you basically become a wrecking ball when you do that. Nova is now in the med bay recovering because she got caught in the path of your "zip-lining".
5. Operator Grendel
Everyone on the Orbiter appreciates the fact that you took up the mantle of the ship's chef and provide us with high-quality meals that were previously only eaten by members of the Royal Family and their guests.
So as per your request, I will address Wisp and her recent behavior of hovering over your shoulder while you work in the kitchen. I can understand that it can be distracting especially since she is constantly asking you questions about cooking and your personal life. I will also let her know that the "alluring" way she floats in the kitchen also diverts your attention away from your duties.
6. Amaryn
You were allowed onboard the Orbiter during these stressful times to discuss a plan of action to reclaim your lost territory from the Grineer. Just because we took a recess does not mean that you can move throughout the ship, especially since there is audio and visual evidence that you were specifically looking for Nyx. You will now have a Tenno escort you at all times to make sure you don't wander off.
(After receiving Amaryn's response)
No, it will not be Nyx.
In fact, it will be Excalibur.
Have fun.
7. Cressa Tal
Despite our rocky relationship, I allowed you to come on board to formulate a strategy that would help you take back your bases lost to the Vay Hek. I did not allow you to come aboard to constantly follow Nezha around, badgering him with questions while he is trying to go about his daily routine.
You will now have a Tenno escort you at all times.
(After receiving Cressa Tal's response)
No, it will most definitely not be Nezha.
You will get Rhino instead, the complete opposite of him.
8. Operator Trinity
I realize that the med bay is starting to have a constant overflow of patients due to the incidents occurring on board. This does not mean that I will authorize your extreme method of locking everyone in their quarters with two weeks' worth of food and water so that you can have a break.
On another note, I had Ordis dig a little deeper into the meaning behind the words that Frost used to describe you. According to his analysis, you should feel a little flatter that he said that about you, especially at your age.
Though I'm not saying that Frost was in the right to use them. He probably could have relay the same message in a more dignified manner.
Also, you should know that Atlas had a nice little talk with Frost once he left the med bay.
And by that I mean he was waiting for him directly outside the doors.
9. Operator Hydroid
Using a modified version of your Undertow ability to because a puddle on the floor to make your fellow Tenno slip is not funny in any way whatsoever. What was hilarious though was the fact that you made Chroma slip and fall and he used his electric version of his Spectral Scream, Elemental Ward, and Effigy on you in retaliation.
I hope for your swift recovery while you spend the next few days in the med bay with a slightly disgruntled Trinity.
10. Darvo and Baro Ki'Teer
First, let me express my sincere gratitude for you two taking the time to come on board the Orbiter to keep the Tenno well supplied during these times.
Unfortunately, there has been an issue with your prices. None of the Tenno onboard were hoping for a discount from the two of you. In fact, they were expecting prices to stay the same.
So you can see why they were outrage when they found out that you have instead double your prices. The reasoning behind this I am told is because you had to, in your own words, "Cover the cost of having to move your supplies onboard the Orbiter".
Usually, I am not a blunt person but these are trying times that push us out of our comfort zone, so I will say this in a more direct manner.
The Orbiter is docked.
At a relay.
The current relay that you two are residing in at the moment. You two barely moved your supplies over a quarter of a mile and you used the Preserver Guild's apprentices to do it for you while you two watched.
I suggest you fix this matter immediately or I will have Operator Mesa come and have a chat with you once everything has returned to normal.
On a special note, Mesa is still not over the whole Primed Chamber incident that you two were involved in and she is quite "eager" to see you two again.
As are her Regulator pistols.
Hopefully, proper order can now be maintained. Have a good rest of the day, everyone.
A/N: If you're wondering what is going on with Cressa Tal and Amaryn involving Nyx and Nezha, please read the Syndicate Dossier for them. If you are wondering about Mesa and Darvo and Baro, please read the chapter "Primed Chamber" if you will. If you are wondering about Trinity and Atlas, just read the main storyline (MS 5- MS9)
