"Is this suppose to help?" Alice asked: tugging onto a turnip so hard that she let out a loud bassy fart which made her face turn crimson red in embarrassment.
"Well it doesn't when you make a stink like that!" Uncle Grandpa teased quite playfully for he began laughing his head off literally.
Alice felt herself sinking for she kept on pooting a stinky storm. "Yeah guess I should watch what I eat..."