Phineas and Ferb Far from Home

by jasonalcius

Phineas and Ferb and thier classmates are going on a class trip to Europe for a week, but then they got rope in to a world saving situation when Major Monogram recruit them to help someone from the Boys's past to stop a monster from destruction, can the boys accomplish this before the week ends? Read and find out.

5. Chapter 5

~CUT TO OUTSIDE THE HOTEL THE NEXT DAY~

Ginger: (talking to Buford) Okay, drink lots of water and I'm gonna get you a vitamin C pill in case you get sick, okay?

Buford: Okay. Thanks.

Baljeet: isn't she the best?

Phineas: (exiting hotel) Hey, man. Are you sure you're good?

Buford: Oh, dude, I'm fine.

Phineas: Okay.

Baljeet: Seriously, getting tranq'd in the neck by Major Monogram, probably the coolest thing to ever happen to you.

Buford: It is pretty awesome.

Phineas: Yeah.

Baljeet: I can't believe Major Monogram tried to recruit you. And he understood your declined.

Buford: yeah I thought he would be stubborn about it.

Phineas: well either way, I'm just happy we don't have to go to Prague.

Ferb: Seriously.

Mr. Harrison: (exiting the hotel) Good news! We're going to Prague! Huh!

Phineas: What?

Students: Prague?

Mr. Harrison: Yeah, tour company called. They upgraded us. You should've heard me on the phone with them. I really gave them hell. All I heard was crying.

~CUT TO STUDENTS ROUNDING CORNER OF BUILDING~

Mr. Harrison: Look at our upgraded ride!

Baljeet: Phineas, wha- What's going on?

Phineas: I think Major Monogram just hijacked our vacation.

[The camera cuts to a large black bus. Dimitri is standing beside it with a sign that says "John P. Tristate Middle School.".]

Mr. Harrington: (holding out his hand to Dimitri) I'm uh, Mr. Harrington to the kids, uh... (Dimitri doesn't respond) Okay.

[They board the bus.]

Buford: Awesome.

Phineas: (unenthusiastically) Yeah. Awesome.

~EASTERN ALPS, AUSTRIA, AN OVERHEAD SHOT OF THE BUS DRIVING DOWN A LONG WINDING ROAD SURROUNDED BY TREES~

Thaddeus: (live-streaming on his phone) Yo, what's up Me peeps? It's your boy, the big T. (Dimitri looks mildly annoyed) Cruisin' through the Alps with my private driver, Dimitri.

(A shot of Phineas's phone shows him reading an article titled Top 10 Romantic Places in Prague )

[The boys catches sight of the glasses case Monogram had given them. Ferb pulls it from his bag and opens it, putting on the glasses. Phineas pulls out a note, reading it.]

Phineas: (reading aloud) "For the boys, I trust you. Signed Carl (P.S.) say "Edith"

[The glasses light up.]

E.D.I.T.H.: Stand by for retinal and biometric scan. (a scan of Ferb's face appears) Retinal and biometric scan accepted. (He passed Phineas the glasses and it did a scan on his face) Retinal and biometric scan accepted.

Phineas: Hello?

E.D.I.T.H.: Hello, Phineas . I am E.D.I.T.H., Carl's augmented-reality security and defense system.

Phineas: Huh. So, he made you for us?

E.D.I.T.H.: No. But you have access to certain O.W.C.A's protocols.

Ferb: Cool.

E.D.I.T.H.: Would you like to see what I can do? E.D.I.T.H. stands for "Even distance , I'm the hero." They sure loves acronyms.

Phineas: [chuckles] Yeah, I guess they do.

E.D.I.T.H.: I have access to the entire O.W.C.A. Global Security network including multiple defense satellites as well as back does to all major telecommunication networks.

[Ferb take a look at it and an image of what each person on the bus is doing on their phone shows]

Mr. Dell: [The History of Witchcraft]

Student: [text: Hey Mom, Venice was crazy! Can you transfer me more money?]

Mr. Harrison: [text: Looks like things are finally looking up! Finally some good luck]

Dimitri: [[encrypted]]

Antonio: [internet search: Prague romantic...]

Thor: [text: Mother, have not heard from you or father in days]

Phineas: Is Isabella texting? No. Don't look at it. That's–that's wrong. That's wrong.

[He looks over at Baljeet and Ginger who are sitting right next to each other]

Baljeet: [text: Miss you]

Ginger: [text: Miss you more]

Ferb looks slightly bemused.

[The bus pulls up to a rest stop]

Dimitri: [exiting the bus] Petrol and toilets. Ten minutes!

Thaddeus: [live streaming] My peeps, this is what we doing out here...

Mr. Dell: (frantically) Toilet, toilet, toilet. Which way to the toilet?

Mr. Harrison: Ten minutes everyone! Dimitri, where exactly are we? [Dimitri doesn't respond] Yeah, okay, I'll figure it out.

Ginger: Oh my gosh, it's so sick. It's beautiful.

[The boys exits the bus but is stopped by Dimitri]

Phineas: What?

[Dimitri gestures to a building with an open door where a stern-looking woman in all black is waiting]

[Cut to The boys entering the building cautiously]

Phineas: (nervously) Hello.

Female Agent: (slight accent) Close the door.

[Ferb closes the door]

Phineas: Um...I'm Phineas and this is Ferb [he holds out his hand for the woman to shake]

Female Agent: [not shaking his hand] You told Monogram you cannot be seen outside your class trip. So I made you this [she grabs a black armored suit from the trolley] a Beak stealth suit.

Phineas: Oh, uh, thank you. [theyhe takes the suit] I'm sure it fits fine We don't need to try–

Female Agent: (insistently) Try it now.

Phineas: Okay... [he sets down his backpack] Sure. [he begins to open up the upper body area] .

Agent: Now! Hurry up!

Phineas: you first Ferb[he managed to get in leg control] Ok um mind give me a boost? [Female Agent lift Phineas up and about to put him in the armor]

[The door opens and Antonio enters. The agent drop him and reaches for her gun. Phineas quickly stops her from shooting Antonio.]

Phineas: No, no, no. Don't–(he tackled her down)

Antonio: Woah!

Phineas: Uh...

Antonio: Sorry? Uh, I thought this was the bathroom.

Phineas: [panicked] Thus is not what it looks like. Just–

Antonio: Yeah [takes a picture]

Phineas: What're you doing?

Antonio: I'll leave you two alone.

[The agent pulls out her gun and points it at Antonio's back as he leaves]

Phineas: Oh my god. Don't shoot anybody! Antonio! [he runs out the door] It's not what it looks like, buddy![He follows Antonio outside] Hey, man, look, that's–

Antonio: Look, Flynn, I'm not here to judge your life's choices, amigo. If you wanna hook up with some random older European women on our school trip, that's on you.

Phineas: No, that's not what that was. Honestly.

Antonio: I can't pretend I didn't see what I just saw. I know you're trying to get with Isabella. It's obvious. But I like her too.

Phineas: Wait a minute. Hey, hey. You cannot show her that photo, dude. C'mon.

Antonio: I'm sorry, man. I have to. She deserves to know the truth. [he turns to walk back to the bus]

Mr. Dell: [exiting the bathroom] Okay, put your one foot in front of the other, and everybody back on the bus.

Mr. Harrison: It's been ten minutes. Let's go!

[Phineas looks frustrated as Ferb catch up to him.]

Phineas: come on Ferb let's go.

[CUT TO BACK ON THE BUS]

[Phineas looks to the back of the bus, where he sees Antonio on his phone. He turns back,noticed Ferb listening some music, and pulls out E.D.I.T.H.]

Phineas: E.D.I.T.H.?

E.D.I.T.H.: Hello, Phineas. How can I help you?

Phineas: Hey! Um... there's this guy in my class who's cutting in on everything I wanna do with Isabella...

E.D.I.T.H.: Phineas, I'm having difficulty hearing you. Can you please speak up?

Phineas: Um... Antonio de la Torre Saavedra., he has a photo of me?

E.D.I.T.H.: Antonio de la Torre Saavedra. Is he a target?

Phineas: "Is he a target?" Um...

[Phineas peeks his head around the seat to look at Antonio. He's on his phone, the picture with Phineas and the agent clearly displayed alongside it. He looks over to Isabella and then returns to his seated position.]

Phineas: Yeah. He's a target, he's a target.

E.D.I.T.H.: Copy that. Target is Antonio de la Torre Saavedra. Initiating strike.

Phineas: [surprised] Initiating what now?

E.D.I.T.H.: Intercept point determined. Releasing field vehicle.

Phineas: E.D.I.T.H.-

[Cut to a O.W.C.A satellite in space. It releases something which drops into the atmosphere, burning up on entry and eventually revealing itself to be a weaponized drone. From the drone's HUD, we clearly see Antonio de la Torre Saavedra displayed as a target.]

[Cut back to the bus. Phineas pulls off the E.D.I.T.H. glasses in shock.]

Phineas: oh no.

Ferb: (noticed this and take off his headphones) Phineas? What wrong?

Phineas: I uh...may have made a slight error.

Ferb: what did you do?

[before Phineas answered, Thaddeus reaches over and grabs the glasses out of his hand.]

Thaddeus: Dope glasses Flynn, how'd you pay for these?

[Phineas frantically looks back and forth between Thaddeus and the back of the bus, where the drone would be aiming, while trying to take the glasses back]

Phineas: Thaddeus, give 'em back. Give me the- Thaddeus-

Thaddeus: No, no, no. I'm really paying you a compliment.

[Thaddeus looks earnestly at Phineas while fending off his reaching attempts to get the glasses]

Phineas: Please, give me the-

[Ferb quickly nerve pitch Thaddeus and knocks him out. Phineas stares for a moment in shock]

Ferb: your welcome now explain.

Phineas: (quickly) I told E.D.I.T.H. I have a Antonio problem that need to be dealt with, but it misunderstood what I said and now it sent a drone down to kill him.

Ferb: wait what?

[Phineas hurriedly shoving them on]

Phineas: E.D.I.T.H., don't kill Antonio.

[Cut to E.D.I.T.H. glasses HUD as Phineas looks at Antonio. The HUD is danger red and displays information about the bus at the bottom along with a small image of Antonio in the right corner]

E.D.I.T.H.: Phineas, would you like me to cancel the drone strike on Antonio de la Torre Saavedra?

[Phineas starts to nod]

Classmate: Did you just punch Thaddeus?

Phineas: No.

E.D.I.T.H.: Firing.

[Ferb quickly turns take out a pack of gum from the bag and and chew it and wedged it on the wheel of the bus, causing it to swerve and a bullet from the drone to go through the side mirror]

Mr. Dell: Woah, look out! [specifically about the swerving, not about the bullet]

[Cut to outer view of the bus as it swerves wildly across the road, denting the side rail and nearly crashing into the side of the mountain]

[Cut back to inside the bus]

Mr. Dell: Aaa, this is not the autobahn!

Phineas: E.D.I.T.H.-

[Phineas puts a hand up to where the side of the E.D.I.T.H. glasses should be, realizing that they fell off. Looking around frantically, he grabs them from the bus steps and quickly puts them back on]

E.D.I.T.H.: Commencing second strike.

Mr. Harrington: Phineas, plant your fanny in that seat and buckle up right now.

[Phineas points out the window, in an effort to distract him]

Phineas: Look at the baby mountain goats!

Mr. Harrington: Baby mountain goats?! Ooh!

[Mr. Harrington and the entire rest of the class turn and look out that side of the bus]

Phineas: Ferb (he pointed at the emergency exit on top of bus)

Ferb: (knowing what he means) on it (Phineas is in position as he about to boost him up) 1,2,3!

[Cut to an aerial, slow-motion view of the bus as Ferb leaps straight up through the emergency hatch at the top, pull out a slingshot with two rocks in it and a scope attach. A red light flashes on the drone as it prepares to fire again. Before it has the chance, Ferb sling the rocks to both the drone's guns slot and that cause the drone to pushed itself to a large, passing boulder. This causes several small explosions on the drone before it snaps free from the rock, careening into the road where it explodes and smashes into pieces.]

[Cut back to the bus at normal speed where Ferb drops back down, pulling the hatch closed behind him just in time for the rest of his class to turn back and stop searching for goats]

Mr. Harrington: Don't see any mountain goats.

[Ferb, panting slightly and now with very windswept hair]

Phineas: You missed them.

Ginger: I know you think none of us have noticed, Guys.

[Both The boys and Baljeet look slightly panicked]

Phineas: What?

Betty Brant: But Ferb's new look? I love it. Right Baljeet?

Ferb: Thank you.

[Distinctly relieved, The boys collapses back into their seat]

Baljeet: Yes. Sophisticated, classy, very European.

Phineas: (under his breath) Oh, man. Whoo. (normal volume) Let's try that again.

[Cut to Antonio's phone as he quickly flips through his camera roll, expression confused and disbelieving]

Antonio: Uh, this is so weird. It was right here on my phone. I- I-

Isabella: Yeah, weird.

[She glances up toward Phineas as the camera cuts to show his head stuck out in the aisle before he quickly pulls back. Ferb gives his brother a slight glare as Phineas laugh sheepishly, but he let it go because he knew he did it to avoid embarrass himself in front of Isabella.]

[Cut to Thaddeus as he wakes up, feeling his shoulder where Ferb pitch.]

Thaddeus: (groan) what happened?