"This story, like DB Rising, would've been canceled had Frozar not backed up some of his scripts on OneNote when all his docs somehow deleted themselves. THANKS GOOGLE!" - Sorrel

Last time, the Ultra Army had used the Dimension Hopper to instantly teleport them to the mythical Border Realm. Now they arrive at the dark middle-ground of the multiverse where all kinds of realms could be accessed via the bridges coming from every possible angle. While everyone recuperates from the jump, Sorrel vomits quietly.

Gohan shaking his head: Ok. That was definitely not ideal, but we made it. Now we can find my Dad. Nimbus, you're up.

The gold cloud makes its way across the trail into one of the portals at the end. Then back out to another. Then another. Then several more from top, bottom, left, and right as if confused trying to track Goku.

Hopp: Um…you sure the cloud's not drunk?

21: Maybe it's sensing Goku in different areas.

Bergamo: Don't know if that means he's using instant transmission, but maybe we can catch him if we split up. Which is a cute way of saying we're gonna be pulling a Scooby-Doo.

Gohan: That doesn't sound like a bad idea.

Sorrel: Aw great. Nobody better lose their glasses. Except you Majora. You're already at a loss.

Majora: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that and travel with you.

Sorrel: Coolio. But how're we supposed to get back here?

Suddenly the Nimbus cloud splits itself into copies large enough for different groups to hop on.

Gohan: Wait, you just…? Huh. I didn't know you could do that. This fanfic keeps coming up with surprises. But anyway, let's go. Pick a gate.

Hopp: Sweet.

Hopp takes a seat on the cloud next to her, but she slowly starts sinking until she's left partially sticking through it!

Hopp: Hey! What gives?! I know it's a cloud, but I thought it was magic so you can sit!

Gohan: Ooooh, sorry, I forgot to mention, you need to be pure of heart to get on it. Trust me, it even took me a minute to do it on my own after I went Super Saiyan 2 against Cell.

Hopp: Aw, com'on! I'm pure! I'm a hero!

21: Well, so is Vegeta, but we all know how he is.

Hopp: That guy blew up planets and called someone the C word! What have I done that's worse than that?

Bergamo: Well there's that one time you pulled the plug on our old landlord.

Hopp: Hey, that's why we didn't have to worry about paying 'em up anymore. Not that we really had an incentive since we lived in a literal Hellhole.

Gohan: That doesn't sound worse than Vegeta's case, but it's still pretty bad, don't you think?

Hopp: Ok, yeah, sure. But like, I can't be the only one here. Like, Bergamo, you once told me you wished you could eat Goku for humiliating you until this team got formed.

Gohan chuckling: Pfft, you serious?

Bergamo: Yeah, I thought of that once, but frankly, my head wasn't in the right place when the expo went down. I kinda owe a lot to the guy for letting me train with him and meeting you guys.

Hopp: What about you, Majora?

Majora: I've done nothing.

Hopp: We've all done something wrong at least one or two times. Even you.

Majora: Well there was that time I pretended to be a priest to perfect my acting skills. But doing something wrong doesn't mean you aren't pure of heart. We all make mistakes, be that intentional or accidental.

Hopp: Exactly, so how am I any different?

Sorrel grinning: 21…

21's Other Voice: You violated child labor laws with the making of your gimp suit!

Hopp staring blankly: … (Turns away) Bye Felicia…

DRAGON BALL ULTRA ARMY

BEYOND SUPER

Part 2

Star Wars: Visions

In a galaxy far far away, a young Lepi Jedi named Lop copes with the aftermath of a short but brutal battle against a sister who fell to the Dark Side. In a med bay, she tends to her master, injured from fending against Ocho but healing thanks to the bacta in the room. He's half awake, holding Lop's hand with his eyes shut, laying next to her.

Lop: Rest now father. I promise, I will bring my sister back.

Soon as Lop stands up…

FLASH

Sorrel comes collapsing from a warp gate spawning from the ceiling, landing flat on her face while Majora quietly hovers down. It startles the Lepi so badly, she grabs her lightsaber and somehow only barely ignites it!

Sorrel lifting herself: Hey. Sup…?

Lop: …Who are you?

Sorrel crossing her arms: I'm Sorrel, from the ceiling!

Lop: O-o

Majora: She is from another dimension. If you don't mind, we'd like to ask you a question.

Lop: Um…ok? What's the matter?

Sorrel: You see a tall guy with spikey black hair, an orange gi, and a lotta muscle?

Boss Yasaburō lifting a finger: I drink yellow tea… (Faints) Gugh…

Sorrel: Wow, sure sounds like a party, huh?

Lop: Hardly. Look, now's not really a good time. (Holds forehead) My father was injured and I'm very stressed today. So-

Sorrel: Oh sorry. Our bad. We'll go ahead and find somebody else. Where's the exit?

Majora: I believe it's right here.

The duo begin to head over to the entrance to the tent when Lop, thinking to herself, pauses and then asks…

Lop: Wait…

Sorrel slowly turning around: Yeeeeees…?

Lop: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to tell you off like that. Things just haven't been going well for us lately. My sister joined the Empire, our father's injured from our last battle, and it feels like the whole galaxy's against us now… I mean, you know how it is, right?

Majora: Did you say…empire?

Lop: Yes…?

Sorrel grinning: Oh my God, we're in Star Wars! Never thought I'd see the day where it becomes a furry anime!

Lop: What's anime?

Sorrel: You don't wanna know. Anyway, Majora, you're a healer, right? Can't you whip up some magic or somethin' to patch this guy?

Majora: I believe my ki can help with that.

Lop: You can save my master?

Majora bowing: Of course. Unfortunately, that takes time since we come from a different dimension with different physics.

Boss Yasaburō slurring: I always wanted to be a physician, but mother wouldn't let me…

Lop: Can I trust you? He needs us!

Majora: If your gut tells you you can, then yes.

Sorrel: To be fair, you just met us for a grand total of 53 seconds, so I don't expect you to say yeah.

Lop nodding: Yeah.

Sorrel: Oh, ok! That was easy! Do your thing, Seraphim.

Lop: What's that?

Majora: An Angel.

In his hands, Majora sparks a ball of ki that he shrinks down to light in his palms. Gently, he presses them against the Boss' arms, quickly repairing any wounds underneath his bandages.

Majora: You might as well head out and search for Goku. I'll watch over this one.

Sorrel: Sweet. Brb.

Sorrel steps back out the tent to the outside world, finding herself at a tropical area in a bright sunny day. She shields her eyes from the sunlight but notices the Rebel technology around the place, including soldiers gathering for individual meetups.

Sorrel: Yup. Definitely Star Wars. I recognize those dopey helmets from the Lego games. (Turns to Lop) And y'know, you don't have to come with me if you don't wanna. You said you're stressed out right now.

Lop: I am, but I owe you one for offering to heal my master. My father…

Sorrel: Y'mean like a step dad? Cause there's no way a human gave birth to a Zootopia character.

Lop: Yes, I mean you'd think it'd be obvious.

Sorrel: This is a galaxy far far away. Nothing ever is. But what exactly is going on here?

Lop: Our clan joined the Rebels to fight the evil Empire. And my sister's leading from her own Star Destroyer now.

Sorrel: Wow. She gets to live in a gray slice of pizza.

Lop: She believed the only way to protect the galaxy, protect our family, was to become an Imperial. As many benefits there are from that, you know it's not gonna end well when they're responsible for keeping people like me enslaved or converted to Sith if we have the Force. Constantly living in fear, losing our freedom…

Sorrel: And working for an old man with unlimited powa who keeps his apprentice on a leash after he bur… Oep…joined him.

Lop: How'd you know about that?

Sorrel: I could tell ya, but we'd be here all day. I'll just keep it short and say it's very meta.

Lop: I dunno what that means either.

Sorrel: You'll see. Anyway, here's the deal. We're looking for the guy I described earlier. His son says he's out to correct for error, which is totally outta character for a guy like him. Trust me. He's a dumbass who really likes to fight.

Lop: Well that's rude.

Sorrel: No really. If you stick with him long enough, like 20-30 seconds, you'll say the same thing and he knows it. He has all these powers that not even Gods can handle. And the only two who had a chance at stopping him are either dead or missing. That's why we're here. Considering what this galaxy's like, I get the feelin' he's out here about to-

Rebel in the Distance: WE'VE WON!

Over to the beachhead, all the rebel soldiers and civilians tuning into a galactic radio have heard that the Emperor of the galaxy has been mysteriously assassinated while his servant Lord Vader was away in pursuit of a rogue Jedi. Almost instantly, all pretenses over the Imperial Navy were dropped, and nearly the entire planet and those who inhabit it begin to cheer!

Sorrel: …Fix things…

Lop: The Emperor's gone?!

Clan Member: That's what it says.

Rebel Soldier: Darth Vader's still out there, but as long as the Emperor's gone, there's no way the Empire'll last long!

Sorrel: Damn. Now I feel bad that we still gotta stop the guy who killed him. But because of that, I know where he is now. (Reaches out and puts fingers on her forehead) Take my hand.

Lop: …Wut?

Sorrel: Trust me. I don't bite.

Lop: Um…ok?

Lop does as Sorrel asks and takes her hand. In under a second, the two of them instantly disappear before a large crowd of Rebel fighters and transmit in a large dark chamber in front of an elevator. The two red royal guards had been eviscerated and over to the seat at the end of the room sits a dark robe with no one wearing it.

Sorrel: That concludes your free trial of Sorrel Express! Thank you for warping with us.

Lop hyperventilating: Oh God...! Oh God, what was that...?

Sorrel: Instant Transmission. You'll get usta it after a few more jumps. Plus, I thought this was something the Force could do.

Lop: Yes. With objects! I don't know how to do that, but from what I've read, it's possible. Where are we…?

Sorrel stepping over to the Emperor's chair: See for yourself.

Examining the robe, all that remains are the ashes of what used to be Palpatine.

Sorrel: Roasted. Guess it's strong enough to withstand ki blasts as powerful as the station we're in.

Lop darting her ears up: THIS IS THE DEATH STAR?!

Sorrel: Well, I thought it was obvious. Where else do you think Papa Palpatine would be?

Lop: Anywhere but here. Coruscant maybe. But either way, this is a really good thing! I mean, Vader is still around, but the galaxy's overlord is finally gone and soon the Empire will collapse without him!

Sorrel: Yeeeeeeah. True, but if hindsight is 20/20, I'd say we're not exactly out of the woods yet.

Lop: What do you mean?

Sorrel: Since continuity's a bitch now, I'm pretty sure Sheev's got some backup bodies somewhere or his contingency orders are already being put in motion. I'm not even sure which Death Star this is.

Lop: Whaddya mean 'which Death Star'?

Sorrel: Ah, so this is the first one! It really is early in the timeline! We'd better catch Gokarot before he fucks it up even more!

Goku: Hey I don't freeze things up! I burn 'em!

Sorrel: Right. I'm sorry. My profanity game's at it's p- O_O (Turns around)

Right behind the two rabbits, Son Goku stands firmly with his fists balled, wearing a slightly more sinister smirk than usual.

Sorrel: Um…hi Son Goku. You caught us at a bad time. Mind restarting this so we're more prepared to see your strangely sinister grin?

Goku: No time for that when I've got more places to fix, and dozens of worlds to explore!

Lop: You just saved the entire galaxy! Why?

Goku: Well, the continuity's been taken out of order cause of all this, so I figured I'd take care of it by getting rid of the living meme guy. Soon as Disney sees this, they'll de-canonize it and everything will go back to normal!

Sorrel: Damn. That's smart. But Gohan said you're trying to look for something. Why here?

Goku: I figured I'd take a detour.

Sorrel and Lop: Oh.

Goku: One of the guards reported Palpy's death before I took him out. (Puts fingers on his forehead) Guess we know what happens next!

Once again, Goku teleports away, leaving Lop and Sorrel at the mercy of an approaching Vader, coming out the elevator! He immediately lifts Lop and Sorrel with a Force Choke, but Sorrel doesn't suffocate. She merely aims her palm at his hand, blowing it off with a quick ki blast! Both of the anthros fall to the floor and Sorrel keeps lobbing energy balls at the Sith Lord, damaging his armor so much that it exposes bits of his charred flesh! Quickly, the Ultra fighter grabs Lop's hand and instantly teleports after Goku's signature, still barely sensing him from the brief moment he was here! Wordless, Vader takes a moment to recuperate. He focuses his stamina toward his dead master's chair, still intact. One button underneath it displays a holo-recording of the entire exchange up to Darth's arrival. However, damages sustained only plays enough to keep Lop and Sorrel in perfect view.

Back at the bridges of the Border Realm, both Lop and Sorrel arrive with Goku no where in sight; no doubt having taken a portal to a different anime. The Nimbus Cloud Sorrel took is still parked with Majora thankfully, and it seems everyone else had already dispersed to a different location where the Saiyan is visiting.

Sorrel: Drat! I lost him! But that's ok. We've already got our pals on the case.

Lop: Just what kinda force technique was that?!

Sorrel: You mean what I did to Vader? That's not the force. That was ki.

Lop: Like…lightning or…?

Sorrel: No no. Like this.

Calmly, she puts both hands together and generates a blue ball of raw energy, holding it with one palm.

Sorrel: Majora taught me that. Goku and Vegeta said they'd teach me before, but for them, it's more like punch me until something happens.

Lop: So, in your dimension, you can harness your energy into fireballs?

Sorrel: Oh we can do a lot with it. Death beams, flames while flying, pizzas that slice people in half, astral projections, you name it. And it's not all bad like the Dark Side or whatever else goes on in your place. It's what you do with it that counts. I think maybe you can too if you open yourself up a little.

Lop: I could try, but, techniques like that usually lead to some pretty awful things in the galaxy.

Sorrel: Sure they do, if you've got bad intentions

Lop: …?

Sorrel: Since you're so interested, I may as well walk ya through it on the way.

Lop: But how do we know where that Goku guy is?

Sorrel: We can sense his ki. But he's moving so fast right now, the only one who could keep up is my man Hit, and he's back home. May as well give him a call and see how he's doing.

Pokémon

Somewhere in a different anime entirely, Bergamo lands in the middle of a field beside what looks like a large town in the tropics on a sunny day. He pets his Nimbus Cloud then gets back on track in search of Goku and potentially Lord Beerus. In his search, a strange creature of sorts shaped like a lion with flames shooting from its fur sprints past him.

Bergamo: Great... I'm in Pokémon. That means Beerus is out here somewhere.

Beerus' Voice: GET AWAY!

Over by the shrubs, one of the heavy trees dissipates from Beerus' hakai as he makes a hasty retreat away from squads of trainers!

Beerus sprinting: BERGAMO! I never thought I'd be happy to see the enemy of my species!

Bergamo: Beerus-Sama, what happened? I've never seen you this spooked before!

Beerus stopping to catch his breath: Of course you have! Those Omni Kids and Goku's antics always give me anxiety. But this is on a brand new level. We have to run.

Bergamo: How come? Everything out here looks fine and those are just train-

BOP

A pokeball smacks Bergamo in the dome and sucks him into it!

Beerus: O_O Better him than me.

Beerus bolts to the Flying Nimbus parked by the warp gate, trying desperately to get on. Each time, he falls right through it. Not helped by the cloud blocking the way out.

Beerus: Com'on dammit! Let me up! Get me outta here! Hakai!

The Nimbus cloud pulses but nothing happens.

Beerus: Magic bullshit…!

Trainer: GO LUCARIO!

Other Trainer: GO CHARIZARD!

Just about every trainer summons whatever pokemon they have in their pockets to attack Beerus together! Starting with a Pikachu, every single creature launches a beam at the Destroyer, who keeps it all back with his palm. But he knows eventually, one of the humans will try and catch him, even if he flies away. Luckily in the nick of time, Bergamo bursts out of the pokeball he's trapped inside of, swelling to such titanic proportions that he easily towers over everyone, including the tallest Pokemon near him! His scale blocks the attack and effortlessly snaps the ball coming for Beerus! Rather than stomp the monsters, the gigantic wolf takes a deep breath for a heavy blow at their trainers, knocking them all back far from their pokemon!

Giant Bergamo: I've only been here for a minute and your first instinct is to attack me?! (Folds arms) This is how they caught you all too, is it?

Pikachu bowing their head: Pika…

Giant Bergamo: I don't know if anyone's attached to their owners. But I for one refuse to be caught like cattle for minding my own business! You're monsters for God's sake! Act like one!

Trainer: Quick Pikachu! Use thunderbolt!

Instead of attacking Bergamo, the Pikachu turns around and zaps its master into a pile of ashes! Soon the Lucario chases after the others running away while the Charizard flies overhead to set fire to the ground!

Giant Bergamo: DO YOU SEE NOW?! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH TOGETHER?! RISE MY BROTHERS! RIIIIIISE! (Shrinks down) Ok, I think we're done here.

Beerus: …I'm impressed.

Bergamo: Were you just gonna leave me there?

Beerus: What? No. Of course not.

Bergamo scowling: …

Beerus: You're giving me that face Bulma and Whis give me sometimes. I don't approve.

Bergamo: I took notes.

Beerus: Ok, so what if you did? You helped me once and I'm glad to see you've got balls now, but I won't be needing it from here on out. Remember, I could always Hakai you and especially that damn Saiyan, Goku…except here. The game won't allow me to delete anything other than a save file.

Bergamo rolling his eyes: Oh sure. You're welcome. Hop on my back.

Beerus: …You're serious?

Bergamo: The cloud's not letting anyone on unless they're pure of heart, and you definitely don't fit the bill.

Beerus: Hmph…! Alright, but you'd better help it look masculine.

Bergamo: Says the man living with a guy who wears a dress.

Beerus: I…Yes…

Zombieland

At 7 in the morning, Sakura in her school uniform is on her hair out the door for her second year of high school, ready to take on the world. As soon as she exits the front door, she announces:

Sakura: I'M GOING NOW!

FLASH

Right across the street, both Gohan and 21 arrive almost out of thin air.

Gohan: Hey, sorry to drop in, but-

WHAM!

As he crosses the small street without looking both ways, Gohan is struck by a truck at an incredibly high speed, sending him flying high in the air four different times at four different angles; the last being in slow motion!

21 laughing: PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sakura: Oh no sir! Are you ok?!

Gohan in the distance: Yup, don't worry about me! I'm just stupid!

Suddenly, the truck stops. It backs up very slowly toward the group and lowers its windows. But no one's inside.

21: …Um…

Truck-Kun: FOOLS! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?! YOU'VE DISRUPTED THE TIMELINE! (Starts crumbling) LEAVE IT TO TOEI TO RUIN EVERYTHING! (Folds into itself) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! WHAT HAVE YOU DO- (Pops out of existence)

Everyone: O_O…

Gohan: Uh… (Faces Sakura) Look both ways before crossing next time…?

Sakura nodding: I will, Mister!

Up at the top of one of the houses, Goku stands watching disappointed with his arms folded.

Goku: Aw, dang it Gohan! Now I gotta fix this anime too! (Starts charging a Kamehameha)

Gohan waving his hands up: NONONO! DAD, DON'T DO IT!

21 grabs onto both Gohan and Sakura to pull them back through the Nimbus portal right when Goku launches a Kamehameha so powerful that it instantly nukes the planet they're on!

One Punch Man

Hopp is the last one to enter a new world. This time stopping by an apartment complex where the cyborg Genos is walking with groceries to the first door.

Genos: You're not my master. May I help you?

Hopp blushing and twirling her hair: Oh yes handsome. You by any chance see a man wearing an orange gi with a spikey hairdo?

Genos: No, I believe I haven't.

Saitama opens the door

Genos: Here you go, sir.

Saitama: You didn't tell me you were inviting friends over. Matter of fact, I thought you didn't have any.

Hopp: Wow, you look like Tien but your power's off the charts! Guess if he wasn't a triclops, he could solve all our problems for us.

Saitama: Listen, if you're here for a fight, I can't right now. I'm gonna miss my show.

Behind everyone in the sky, Goku arrives too late.

Goku: Oh wow! I didn't expect to see any of you guys in one place! I'd try and do something, but Saitama's a big concern that I don't feel like dealing with. Let's just leave you here as your permanent new home. (Transmits away)

Hopp looking at Genos: Wanna come save the multiverse?

Genos: U-um… Is that alright, master?

Saitama: Hey, assert yourself dude. Do your thing.

Genos: Let's roll.

Hopp blushing again: Good. But we'll need to share the Nimbus Cloud if we wanna jump successfully.

Genos: I appreciate it, but I can make it.

Hopp shrugging: Eh. Worth a shot.


Back at the Border Realm, the rest of the team regroups just in time to meet Sorrel and Lop by the warp tunnel they took. All the Nimbus clouds combine into one again while still searching for Goku's presence.

Gohan: Still didn't find my Dad yet, huh?

Sorrel: Oh I found him alright. But he got away. Still, I did befriend my new apprentice.

Lop: Uh…hello.

Beerus: If Vegeta were here, he would say he's surrounded by furries.

Sorrel: Amen. But jokes on him. He's not the one who got to make close encounters with Vader and blast the shit outta him. Apparently, his suit's not as sturdy against ki like mine.

Gohan: Oh yeah! You're from the anime! That's awesome!

Lop: Again, don't know what that means.

Beerus: And it's best you don't. Look, you can ask questions, but you really shouldn't be plucking people out of their timelines like this. It has me worried someone out there controlling history is going to be like the Time Patrol and never let it go.

21: You mean after Goku already screwed these timelines over by correcting them like he did this lady's?

Sakura: Hi!

Beerus: …This is true. A very smart choice of words there.

21: It's what I do.

Bergamo: Where's Majora? I thought he was with you.

Sorrel: He's back in Lop's place healing her step dad. Think we need him?

Bergamo: No, I just like being around him. We should be fine even if he and Hit aren't here.

Hopp: Hey, speaking of, are him and Mai still at the sanctum?

Sorrel: Yeah, I just spoke to 'em. Said something about Universe 9's attendant going missing along with a call to arms for the Pride Troopers and Vegeta when he's healed. I'm guessing whatever's going on, they'll need Goku for it too.

Gohan: Well we'd better get back on track if we wanna bring him back to normal. God knows our dimension won't last without him…mostly.

Genos: He threatened to attack my teacher. Are you sure we can help him?

Gohan: I don't know. But we have to try. This is definitely not like my Dad to do all this, and I've got a good feeling there's more going on than just a bad wish.

21: Could be. This isn't the first time something like this has happened in the Xenoverse. There's one timeline where too many wishes had manifested evil versions of Shenron. Might not be related, but I wouldn't put it past me if it were working off the same principles.

Gohan nodding: We'll find out. Nimbus, show us to the next area. We're gonna go save him no matter what!