"The Beyond Super Expansion was filmed before a muscle bound nerd." - Gohan

Death Note

The two rival intellectuals, Light Yagami and the world renowned detective, L, fall into a heated game of tennis. So intense that nearly every bounce emits a dramatic shockwave before Bergamo warps right in the middle of them, getting smacked by a tennis ball straight in the snout!

Bergamo whining: AAREP!

Hopp teleporting beside him: HAHAHAHAHA!

Ryuk: Hehehehehe.

Bergamo: Don't laugh!

Somewhere in the sky, Goku makes a heavy landing down to Earth!

Goku: If you die out here, you die for real! (Gets hit by tennis ball)

L: Hate to cut in, but you don't seem too friendly. You're interrupting a friendly match against two intellectuals.

Light: Yeah. Go fight somewhere else. Then again, I can tell none of these people are gonna fall for that either. Wait…that strange guy up there said something about dying. If he fights out here then people will get hurt. And so will L…which is exactly what I need to take him out! All he needs to do is get caught in the crossfire. And if I participate, no one's gonna suspect I was the killer since the blows will be coming from-

Sorrel: I dunno what Gokarot's up to, but it sure doesn't sound-

Light: W-wait, who's this?!

Sorrel: Light? Is that you're name?

Light: It is. I was just thinking to myself.

Sorrel: Oh you do that too?

Light: All the time. Except no one's usually able to read my thoughts like that.

Sorrel: I always assumed people who did that were just really slow.

L: No, I do it daily myself.

Light: SHIT, I mean, you too? Small world.

Goku: Doesn't matter. I'll just let you guys sort this out on your own. There's no heaven in this universe, so have fun not existing!

L: You know…that tone of yours just got my attention. What's going on?

Goku: Oh, I'm just going around correcting universes in the Animeverse.

Light: There's an Animeverse?

Goku: I've already said enough.

Gohan: No way you did. Dad, you always blurt out more than you let on. I'm not even sure it's the wish doing it anymore. What changed?

Without warning, Goku's voice abruptly shifts from his normal light-hearted tone to a menacing, somewhat robotic sounding demeanor.

Shenku: We knew you'd figure it out, Gohan. Your father would rather off himself than to want to kill you. After all those petty wishes with the Super Dragon Balls in less than a few years, it has been decided that our entire dimension no longer deserves them, given the nature of things.

21: So my theory about the Black Star Balls was true…in a sense.

Gohan: Yeah. Only this time, instead of the dragons, you got my Dad attacking us.

Shenku: His endless potential was exactly what we needed to fulfill this task. And with our guidance, he could go far and beyond the limits of Godhood, more than he already has.

Sorrel: That doesn't really make any sense.

Shenku: What…?

Sorrel: I mean, are you saying something like the Omni Kings or the creator of this entire parody?

Hopp: Yeah, and even then, doesn't Zeno just destroy things? He's not really hitting the full extent of Godliness.

Shenku: Well, when you put it like that, I mean-

Gohan: And hey, Angels are stronger than Destroyers. Don't you wanna shoot up to, like, Grand Priest levels, or-

Shenku: Ok, I think we get the picture. But all that doesn't matter. Once we find to controls to all known reality, nothing will stop us.

Beerus holding up his palm: I beg to differ. HAKAI!

In a flash, Shenku's body starts to dissipate into atoms but quickly materializes back to his neutral state! He quickly teleports away, struggling to head to a different anime.

Gohan: Beerus, we're trying to save my Dad, not kill him!

Beerus: I wasn't planning on it. I just wanted to see if I could slow him down a peg when he resists being destroyed. He won't be going far.

Light: Great, now I'm curious. I say we follow him.

L: I was ready to say the same thing.

Light: Good L. Play right into my trap.

Sorrel: I can still hear you.

DRAGON BALL ULTRA ARMY

BEYOND SUPER

Part 3

Yu-Gi-Oh!

As per usual, Yugi Moto and Seto Kaiba Duke it out in an intense duel, pitting just about every card they have against each other while Mokuba watches from the deck of the arena. None of Yugi's friends are present, however, this doesn't deter the Pharaoh from getting another win up his sleeve.

Kaiba: This is it, Yugi. You've made it this far, and now you get to experience the upper limits of failure!

Yugi: Yeah well I already beat you in a full scale tournament, like, 5 times already. How is this practice session going to be any different?

Kaiba: Because, I just so happen to have all the pieces of the puzzle to Exodia!

Every huge card that forms the shape of the creature spawns right in the middle of Seto's space on full display!

Yugi: AAAAAH! EXODIA?! In HIS deck?!

Kaiba: That's right, Yugi. I've found even more rare cards that easily trump yours! And if you somehow manage to avoid this, I have 5 Blue Eyes White Dragons already trained on your ass!

Yugi sarcastically speaking: Aaaaah! Oh no! Whatever shall I do...?

Kaiba: Yugi Moto, you've lost before this game even started! Any last words?

Yugi: Deus Ex Machina Incoming!

Kaiba: Deus Ex Wha...?

A gigantic version of the Flying Nimbus comes rocketing out of a portal with the full ensemble on its back, chasing after Shenku through the tunnel and onto the middle of the arena, shattering all the holograms of the cards! The vibrations from the impact slides Yugi's duel disk off his arms next to the possessed Saiyan.

Mokuba: Just so you guys know, I'm not scheduled to get abducted for another season!

Kaiba: I don't know who any of you are, but you've got a lot of explaining I hardly have the patience for! Not only did you interrupt our duel, you've ruined my miniature arena!

Yugi: And just when our practice se- I mean battle was getting interesting! (Crosses arms) Shame on you.

Shenku: Stop! Nobody move or I'll duel you all!

Sorrel: Fine by me. I actually know how to play this children's card game. (Picks up Duel Disk and puts in her own cards) I'm gonna end this on the first turn with the most legendary card in my deck! Feast your eyes!

With a swipe of her card, she summons Kermit the Frog blankly staring at Shenku.

Shenku: You summoned a Sesame Street char- (Gets punched in the face into a wall) GUGH!

Kermit punching rapidly: I AM A MUPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

Kermit socks the Saiyan into a wall behind him before he vanishes!

Sorrel: And that's not all Gokarot! Because it allows me to summon another cartoon! Behold! Cattus the Ultimate!

The once One Blade cat man arrives in his pristine blue armor.

Cattus cheerfully saying: I have no idea where I am!

Sorrel: Go Cattus! Throw the loudest punch in this entire anime!

Swiftly, Cattus delivers great justice onto the corrupted one with a divine punch so loud it sends Shenku flying through the arena to the field outside, grinding against the ground! When he comes to, everyone is about to circle him.

Hopp: His life points are down!

Kaiba: Losers pay for the damages and for once it's not Wheeler.

Gohan: It's over, Shenron. Give it up already!

Shenku: I think not. (Instant Transmits away)

Bergamo: Oh, now where's he going?!

Sorrel: Hol' up. I think I sense him myself. (Puts fingers on her hands) He's in, uuuuuuuh, he's back in the Border!

The Nimbus cloud reforms and opens another warp gate in front of everyone on the field to enter. As the Ultra Army exits, Kaiba and Yugi, now joined by Mokuba, happen to watch and out of curiosity enter as well. On the other side, Shenku is about to depart for another portal somewhere close to him, but 21 and Genos interrupt with a ki blast to his back!

Shenku: Damn!

21: I guess you'll have to attend a new school now, Minamoto. First lesson: Power Levels are bullshit!

With her tail, the Majin quickly transforms the Saiyan into a chocolate bar shaped like himself!

Lop: Did you just turn that guy into candy?

21: Yep. Forgot I could do that.

But this doesn't last very long. Goku's body re-materializes back to normal. Or what is close to normal as he now takes the form of a white-haired Ultra Instinct transformation!

Shenku: This has gone on long enough, Ultra Army! (Charges ki ball)

Gohan: HIT THE DIRT! Or…FLOOR!

Everyone scrambles the moment Goku launches his Kamehameha at the Flying Nimbus and the portal behind them, separating the cloud into several copies for those who can't fly to ride on! Gohan, soaring through the air, circles his father to shoot as many blasts as possible for a distraction! Beerus then comes in to throw a punch, but he's caught easily by Shenku at this stage, matching his own strength. They go at it to fast for anyone else to see, shattering the glass-like surfaces around them with every blow until Goku kicks the Destroyer away from him! Bergamo joins in, landing a huge fiery fist into his stomach, yet the Saiyan grabs him by the arm and flings him away! Seeing another opportunity to attack, Lop takes the initiative, using the Force to hold him back and running toward him with her lightsaber!

Sorrel: Woah, Lop wait! I don't think that-

Lop jumping to attack: YAAAAGH!

On contact, Lop's saber bounces off Shenku's back and vibrates her like a pole! She's met face to face with him, still shaking from the impact. But just before he can finish her off, Kaiba launches a Blue Eyes White Dragon at him, sending him across the realm!

Kaiba: I didn't come here just to watch a massacre. Now fight like you all know what you're doing and quit wasting my time!

Gohan: You've got a point, Seto. Let's all jump him before he powers up! Strong guys up front, the rest, fall back!

Nearly everyone charges for Shenku while he's down. Light, Sakura, L, Mokuba, Lop, and Sorrel take the back while the rest go for the front, surrounding the Saiyan before he gets up. Just as they're about to bombard him with nearly everything they have, including an Exodia, Light trying to write Shenku's name, or Beerus' sun ball, this Shenron-possessed man powers up a wave so strong it lights up the pitch dark realm! His aura dissipates all the energy coming toward him and those who throw physical blows are knocked back immediately!

Shenku sounding much deeper than before: Don't worry. I WILL make this fight happen. But not yet. I have one more stop to make. (Teleports away)

Beerus whining: AAAAAGH! (Droops with his torso) WHAT IS IT NOW?!

Gohan: Great, now I can't sense Dad at all! Not even the Nimbus is looking.

21: It's like he's moving faster now that he's at his peak.

Bergamo: I sure hope it doesn't last long and we can find him before he ruins everything. But if this is some version of Shenron controlling him, why is he still trying to correct for error?

21: Because he's still bound by that wish.

Yugi: You're telling me you wished for him to correct people?

Gohan: Well, no. I wished for him to be smarter than a 3rd grader and he just took it too far.

Genos: Then what was he like before?

Gohan: A 3rd grader.

Hopp: In that case, he's smarter than Sakura for looking both ways before crossing.

Sakura putting on a pouty face: Hey, I'm in High School, not Elementary!

Gohan: Really? I thought you were an adult.

Kaiba: You'd be surprised how many people think we are.

Light: And us.

Gohan: Jokes on you guys. I was forced to fight powerful men like my Dad when I was 4.

Beerus: …You poor man.

Gohan: Beerus, can't you sense him? I thought you were stronger than him.

Beerus: Strength doesn't mean I can always keep track of where he's going.

Gohan: Huh. Didn't know that. Usually folks up there with him always follow along.

Beerus: Yes, it's a lot harder with Ultra Instinct being a thing. I blame Whis for it.

Lop still vibrating: O-o-oh God! T-t-there's so many na-a-a-ames! I ca-a-an't keep up!

Sorrel quietly grasps Lop's arms to finally get her to stop shaking.

Lop: Thank you.

Sorrel: Nice work earlier, but I'll have to deduct points for recklessness.

Lop: He was going to get away again. What was I supposed to do?!

Sorrel: You were supposed to do anything besides running out there saber ignited like Beerus when he sniffs some pudding.

Beerus in the background: HEY!

Sorrel: I mean, you have no armor, you have no strategy, you don't even know your surroundings. It's no wonder so many Jedi died. Probably kept running into trip mines. (Pats Lop's shoulder) So, here's what you do. Take a minute to analyze your situation and see if you can find any exploits or obstacles in your environment. Which is a fancy way of saying look both ways before crossing.

Sakura: Just like me!

Lop: Wow, ok Mom.

Sorrel grinning: Hey, you got jokes too! I knew you had it in ya!

Gohan: Wait, Sorrel, you and Lop might be onto something!

Lop: We are?

Gohan: You're force sensitive, right? It's almost like sensing ki. Maybe you can find him that way!

Lop: I can try.

Sorrel: As Yoda put it, do or do not. There is no try.

Lop: That…sorta doesn't make any sense, but ok.


Majora: You should be fully healed now, Yasaburō. But I recommend you rest a bit longer to ensure you're up to specs. I'd hate for you to go out exhausted.

Boss Yasaburō: Bless you, Majora. The alliance and me owe you one for helping us.

Majora: No need. Seeing you alive is all I could ask for. Now I'll be back soon. I have to make sure your daughter makes it back safely.

As Majora hovers out of the infirmary, he takes a moment to appreciate the evening sky and the clear waters in front of him. But just then, Shenku spawns in front of him and teleports him to nowhere! Noticing it, Boss jumps out of his bed to search for the fennec yet comes up empty. It's as if Majora poofed into thin air. However, that's nothing compared to the Imperial Star Destroyer popping out of hyperspace right above the planet. He already knows who's inside and there's no way of reaching out to convince her not to do what she's been told to by Vader. Seeing through the Force one more time, he quietly searches for his step daughter's presence and Majora's in preparation for what's about to go down.

In the Border Realm, Gohan, Sorrel, even Yugi help Lop concentrate, holding her shoulders. That is until her master finally chimes in and tells her…

Boss Yasaburō: Lop, I knew you'd be alright!

Lop: Master…!

Boss Yasaburō: The one you're searching for has taken Majora to a place in the Unknown Regions. I'm certain your friends can track him there.

Lop: Did you get that, Gohan?

Gohan: Yep! We'll get right on that! Thanks Mr. Yasaburō!

Yugi: Yasaburō…?

Mokuba: For a sec I thought that was our step Dad, Seto.

Kaiba: Yes, but he has a G in his name. Do he have a thick mustache too?

Lop: Yep.

Kaiba: Hm. Guess I'm suing Disney next for stealing our likeness, aren't I? Or better yet, I'll challenge the CEO to a duel. Whatever his name is.

Bergamo: You're an anime character. How're you supposed to do that?

Kaiba: Being a fictional character has no limits when your name is Seto Kaiba.

Boss Yasaburō: Before you leave, I have one more thing to tell you, Lop.

Lop: Oh! What is it Father?

Boss Yasaburō: We were wrong.

Lop: …Huh?

Boss Yasaburō: The reason the Jedi had fallen all those years ago was because of our ignorance to the thought of manipulation and imbalance of the force. The Sith, those who serve the Dark Side, had eaten away at the Order for eons to where even our own had turned. Deep down, I know Ocho has joined the Empire because it's much easier to side with evil rather than to fight for what is right. And that's why you must continue to set an example, Lop. You and your new friends are a beacon of hope to those in need. Even when all seems lost, you always find a way. No matter how many times you fail, you always pick yourself up. That is the testament of the Force. Making the impossible possible no matter the odds. I would've restricted such abilities you've learned thus far over fear of the Dark Side. But now, I see I would've sewn doubt in you. You have the potential to do great things, and your allies can see it. Don't let the limits of the Jedi and the Sith stop you from being who you are. Be better than us. Only then will balance truly be brought back to the galaxy.

Lop: Father, I… I understand. But why're you talking like that? What's going on back there?!

Boss Yasaburō: I love you my daughter. (Salutes and smirks) Take care of yourself! And remember, the force will be with you…always!

The group holding onto Lop collapse with her all of a sudden, holding themselves and shaking as if pushed from the force of a huge explosion!

Hopp: What was that?!

Gohan breathing hard: …Lop…I'm so sorry.

Lop: …

Elsewhere on a dark stormy ancient world, Shenku keeps Majora locked in chains infused with pure magic. Unbreakable by normal means, even by him.

Shenku: That's right. Come on Ultra Army. Or you'll miss the grand finale.