An associate of mine mentioned that when girls can sometimes have their period pain far worse if they eat chocolate. There are various reasons, but it occurred to me that if the Loud Girls had to avoid their favourite treat then someone else might mistake them for left overs…
You Take the Treats You Take the Treatment:
"Wow; all these extra chocolates are really nice!" Munched Lincoln through another discarded chocolate. "I wonder why the older girls didn't have theirs?"
"I was saving them for AFTER my period." A dead voice came from behind him, causing the boy to freeze in horror at the rising shadow cast over him.
"I'm sorry?" He turned with a desperate smile that wilted upon seeing some vicious grin upon Lori's visage.
"It's fine Lincoln... you'll make it up to me," he suddenly found himself hoisted into the air by his Turkey Tail. "And everyone else who couldn't have theirs!"
"Yeah Bruv, gotta make things even." Luna's slightly haggard voice came from his side.
"It's payup time Stincoln." Lynn growled from somewhere else.
"It's totes not cool Linky..." Leni's sad voice came from the stairwell, and he could see her disappointed face looking down on him.
"I'm too sore to pun. Just don't try and run." Luan grumpily appeared from the kitchen, a clown suit in hand.
"W-what are you gonna make me do?" He whimpered.
"Nothing much," Lori tossed him back on the couch, and suddenly all the girls were standing over him. "Just make sure we get our fair share's worth."
Whatever followed next was censored for sanity, and never discussed even in the family; but suffice it to say that Lincoln always asked about 'extra' chocolates before taking them in the future.
A/N: Fun fact, I never actually established what the torment Lincoln suffers was, but I was thinking it would be some relatively benign but horribly embarassing thing the girls forced Lincoln to do in a clown suit. Nothing sexual, but the first thing that my Unnamed Associate asked was if they were going to rape him.
I can't say it's an unfair expectation at this point, but maybe I should try my hand at other torments before I become repetitive :P
