A/N:
This is one from Nuuo, apparently my recent spate of cursed entries inspired him to try to make something equally as cursed.
It is up to you if he succeeded.
How To (Not) End A Harem (Nuuo)
This was it, the end for Lincoln! Lynn and Leni may have been rough with him before, but Lisa was going to literally tear him apart! Bringing the twig of a brother closer to her face, Lisa only smirked and replied with "Any last words, former brother unit?"
Lincoln for the life of him was searching for anything he could do, anything he could say or bring up to defend himself with, until a realization hit him!
"Yeah! You forgot one thing!" Lisa looked at her brother with a confused look now, sure that she had him in the proverbial corner and had erased all the contingencies her brother could have used to his advantage.
Dumbfounded, she enquired back "And that is?"
Lincoln grinned his biggest grin triumphantly and declared "This is a BluePerson2021 story! All the characters are Legally Aged Up Depending On Your Area Here! Not to mention, you may be smart when it comes to math and science, but you haven't been following state politics have you?"
Lisa looked down at Lincoln with an incredulous expression. Surely her country's politicians hadn't changed the laws the past few months, and states couldn't make laws that conflict with the nation's laws, could they?
Her expression told Lincoln everything. He fished out his phone with one hand while using his other to make sure he didn't choke in Lisa's hulking grip. He deftly brought out the app he was looking for and presented it Like the Get Out Of Jail Free Card that it was. "Look! The age of consent has been lowered to, how old are you again here Lisa?"
Lisa paled at the realization. She brought Lincoln closer to look at the phone and was unable to speak. He was right! He'd been right the entire time? Impossible!
"Also, you forget another thing!" Lincoln smirks. Lisa just shot back a look of pure venom at the worm between her fingers.
"And that is? My slimy, disgusting, abhorrent, misogynistic male familial unit of mine?" Lisa seethed.
Lincoln just grinned a shit eating grin, inches from her face. "You left yourself open!"
Lincoln shot his arms forward at Lisa's exposed neck. Stumbling back, Lisa tried to scrunch her shoulders up out of reflex, except her now new broad shoulders coudn't pull up enough to protect her! She tried to pull Lincoln away, only for his other hand to hang on for dear life on her exposed clavicle. She pulls with all her might, but she was afraid she would crush her brother if she wasn't careful, and only succeeded at pulling his clothes off to her horror.
Lincoln just shot his other arm at Lisa's neck, her most ticklish spot!
"N-no! S-s-stop! L-L-Lincoln!" Lisa laughed back as Lincoln's magic fingers founf purchase.
How could she have been so blind? Could she call herself a genius at this point? Everyone knows that little sisters are smarter than their older brothers, so how did Lincoln trick her and have her on her proverbial back? At those thoughts, Lisa fell back down, her weight and mass shaking the foundations, with Lincoln on top of her. Both hands tickling her neck as she tried turning her head from one side to the other to protect herself, only for her brother to assault the other side.
She couldn't fight back now, paralyzed from the tickling fit Lincoln was putting her through. Sweat and tears escaped, for Lisa did not know how long Lincoln had been attacking her, her legs twisted and ground in order to keep her from wetting herself like the big baby she was. Finally they both collapsed next to each. Thoughts and emotions swirled around Lisa's head, she hadn't played with Lincoln in a long while she felt.
Before, Lincoln and her older sisters would play with her, read books to her, play with puzzles and toys and let her play with stethoscopes and thermometers on them, finding her passion at a young age. Instead of playing house or having simple tea parties, Lisa liked to play scientist and doctor, wearing Lincoln's oversized dress shirts as a doctor's coat, then she finally became a real scientist and doctor in no time later. Where did the time go? She was just a kid, not an adult. When was it last time that Lincoln and her sisters played with her again?
"Um, Lincoln?"
"Yeah Leese?"
"That stuff you're doing with the others."
"Yeah?"
"...Can we...?"
...
Lisa wished she could say her first time with her brother was that special. Instead, at her moment of triumph, it was her sisters that came in to see them, and saw Lisa about to pop Lincoln's head and impale him on her phallus, only to be subdued by everyone. Including Lana.
"Et tu, Lana?"
"Everyone else was doing it, I just wanted to be popular." Lana said as the rest of the sisters tied Lisa up, her strength useless somehow when in a 9v1 battle.
"Take her to, THE SHED!" Lincoln bellowed with a southern drawl he spoke out for some reason. The sisters dragged Lisa out the backdoor, only to see Mr. Grouse take out his MADE IN THE USA CIRCA 1991 AMERICAN FLAGG out and raise it on the pole in his backyard, everyone stopping to stand up straight and raising their right hand over their heart.
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE!
TO THE FLAG!
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
AND TO THE REPUBLIC!
FOR WHICH IT STANDS!
ONE NATION!
UNDER GOD!
IN DIVISIBLE!
FOR LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!
F22s and 35s did a flyover, their chemtrails running Red, White & Blue lines over the sky with Lynnard Skynard playing the national anthem. The sisters tied Lisa up again and lead her to barn.
"You'll never make me break!" Lisa snarled back at her sisters and brother. Forcing Lisa on her knees in an embarrassing position, her arms tied back with ropes, pushed down again so her elbows were touching the floor. Why didn't she think about wearing clothes again, to look intimidating? Her brother and sisters don't look so intimidated now.
Only hungry.
"You'll break Lisa, they all break." The family giggled as shadows cloud Lisa's vision now.
Years later
Lincoln Loud, in a white suit, cowboy hat and bolo tie, recounted the tales of all the bucks he's broken over the years to a TV crew and audience, giving his inauguration speech after winning all 50 states in a stunning upset over his opponent, some fool named "Hunter".
"Weeeeeell, so we been breaking bucks for three generations. Mos' the time, the breaking sticks. The buck don't give you any kine of troubles. But sometimes, sometimes you get a PECULIAR buck." Lincoln licked his lips and took a puff from his pipe. "This one buck, well she was the peculiar type…."
Lincoln recounted that special afternoon with his not-so-brainy sister.
'"On your knees, bucko," I yelled. "Someone shoulda broke you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a buck I can't break with this here long and mighty dingus!" I bellowed proudly at her, circling around the massive hulk. I tell her "I tell ye back in aught-4 I met a real mean one. She had big, air stealing nostrils, monstrous, boot lips, muscles that rippled under her alabaster skin so it'd look like a nest'a snakes as she'd be twisting here and yonder. T'was my younger sister."
Lincoln approached the thick behind of Lisa as he was monologuing. "I tracked this moon cricket, this big-assed baboon, by fallerin' the sounds of her impressive proud buttocks, clapping as she capered to and fro!"
"AH!" Lisa yelped, feeling something hot and thick violating her without warning. Tickling her taint before penetrating her other, less embarrassing depending on who you asked, orifice.
"There she be, proud as a damn peacock, white slave's body framed by yon settin' sun, just begging to be broke. I approached from the east, heading westerly way. Took her unawares as she were sat alone out front a shack, mending a loincloth or some such." Lincoln found a rhythm and pulled back, then forward again to Lisa's squeaks of horror. "Knocking her to her glistening buttocks produced a thund'rus CLAP, and I mounted from the front. I tell ye boy, but that buck began to FIGHT!"
Lincoln flipped Lisa over, without any assistance, and teased Lisa again. As big as the genius designed her new phallus to be, in order to be intimidating and as emasculating as possible, she saw now that she's made an error. A few inches short of a tactical error.
"This unbroken, proud woman was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my cock out in an instant as she scrambled onto her belly and began ta' wrigglin' this way and that. And bucko did she began to wail!" Lincoln stabbed at Lisa's base where her garden was last hidden she thought. Her phallus forgotten and ignored. A twig compared to Lincoln's mighty oak.
She cried as Lincoln reaches his hilt and knocks on her womb. "As loud as prairie lightning she were. This buck could tell the breaking was coming, could tell her time was up, and I tell ye, she did BUCK!" Lincoln continued to monologue and piston out of Lisa, her sisters laughing and watching. Mind hazy and beginning to feel something unfamiliar. "This obstinate cur could turn on a dime and give ye some change! I tell ye as the winds were my witness, she were a right sunfish, struggling and flopping as she did, gyrating her unbroken black anus and dodging my breaker man's meat. But she broke, and I finished the job. D'ye ken? That buck broke. Say sorry, boy. But they all break. By the man Jesus and his snowy white pappy, now say hallelujah, boy, you'll break, too!" Lincoln finished with a yell and Lisa heard herself yell with him. A hot eruption of magma filled Lisa's head and lower extremities. She was covered in sweat and panting.
But Lincoln wasn't finished yet.
He walked idly by to Lisa's face again, his shadow casting a dark omen. Once again Lisa felt powerlessness, but wasn't upset over it. She wanted more.
"I'll give you a choice this time, little sister. Where do you want it?"
Lincoln smiled at the memory of breaking his second youngest sister.
His best and last conquest. "This one buck, she uh, she would act up but she wouldn't hide it. It seem every week she was pretending to be asleep, but with one eye open all koi like, or she would take the last dessert or or she would sit her field ass on the porch. Every week she would do something rascally, in plain damn sight! Ovaseeah Leni would call out to the buck to go to the breaking barn. This buck's eyes would light up and before you could whistle be dixie she'd be in the barn. This buck would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot august day in Georgia. Helllll it got so bad this buck would TELL you what kine mischief she was gonna get her thick brainy ass into. She hadn't even DO nothin' yet! She would just skip over to the barn after an act and call out "Liiiincolnnn! THIS BUCK AIN'T GUNNA BREAK HERSELF!"
"Just downright Peculiar." Lincoln recounts as cameras flash and the audience applauds in awe.
