A Loud Christmas (With Eggnog) Alternative Ending (Nuuo)
Lynn repressed a gasp as sweat dripped into her eyes.
"C'mon Bruv, you can do it!" Luna's excitement revealed her expectations.
"Is he…?" Sam's was even more mesmerized.
Some might have found a measure of offense in how openly they displayed their lack of shame, but Lynn could hardly fault them. After all, they were getting over their own defeats as they watched Lincoln standing over her.
"Lynn is gonna be ok, right?" Leni looked worried.
"Well, she literally asked for it," Lori sighs.
"Aw guys, don't be downers!" Luan chortled. "I'm sure Lynn can keep up if she tries!"
There was the familiar sound of Lori facepalming.
"Umm guys?" Leni hesitantly asked. "Shouldn't you like, have put down a towel first?"
Indeed they should have. But truthfully they had all been hoping it wouldn't get to this point.
It was a stupid hope.
"Aww… what's the matter Lynn, having a hard time?" Luan crowed from beyond them, looking at her hanging on for dear life with that psychotic shark-like grin. "It's okay Lynn; you can quit whenever you want…"
At which point Lynn would admit defeat and lose, and she knew better than anyone from their shared childhood that they would never let her live it down. But Lynn had offered Lincoln Ronnie Anne's freedom' by giving up the owed favour if he won, and she would win easy.
But it didn't turn out the way she thought it would go.
"Unnhhh!" The woman groaned in despair and unwanted sensations.
Curse her damn pride!
"How the literal fuck did we get here!?" Lori moaned, her eyes covered to protect them, yet some twisted fascination akin to watching a train wreck in motion pinning her in range of sound. "No, seriously I need to know!"
"Well…" Leni pondered with a finger on her chin. "Everyone was drinking Dad's totally awesome Eggnog so Santa doesn't get pulled over by the Reindeer Police, and then Linky was mean to Lynn, and then Lynn called Lincoln a chicken and now he has to do special hugs Lynn to not be a chicken!"
To be fair, aside from the intention of why everyone had been drinking, there was little to actually fault in Leni's summation.
"…Thanks Leni," Lori kept her hands over her eyes. "You're a lifesaver."
Lynn had challenged Lincoln, he'd accepted against his better judgement out a combination of intoxication and her well-placed needling and the bait of saving Ronnie Anne. After all, even Lynn would probably back down before taking things that far with her brother… right?
Of course, as Luna and Sam both well knew, it didn't matter who or what she had to do to win; Lynn Loud would do it without hesitation or mercy. And if Lincoln had had a bit more experience drinking before that night, he'd probably have had the wits to just leave Ronne Anne to suffer her fate alone.
But that didn't happen; thus it was that the four elder Loud sisters watched as Lynn promptly dragged their brother onto the couch and started molesting him next to his passed-out girlfriend.
To be fair, she could have stopped herself multiple times before it had gotten this far;
When he first looked openly disturbed, she'd asked him if he felt "uncomfortable yet?"
When she pointed out his erection, "that's not very wholesome, you wanna back out before you reveal something you shouldn't?"
When she pulled off their clothes to 'get started'; "feeling insecure? Because I know I'm not- last chance before we really get started!"
And now, as she sat on him, naughty bits firmly together in ways that should never have even been entertained:
"Aww… what's the matter Linky?" The sweaty-faced woman thrust down, prompting a grunt from Lincoln. "Anything you want to admit?"
"N-no…" Lincoln closed his eyes as he tried to banish the image of Lynn's lurid features from his mind. "I-I'm j-just fine."
"You sure?" Lynn laughed. "You know this can all be over if you just give up right? I mean, I know I'm not feeling anything because I'm not a weirdo who likes screwing their siblings, but you're looking pretty… well…"
She stopped, and leant down his clenched features.
"You're looking little into it there Lincoln… be honest; were you just pretending so you could get into big sis' pants?"
His eyes snapped open, and scowled at the grinning visage inches before his face. "No."
Lynn looked him in the eyes, then;
"Heh, sure thing, lame-o!"
And that's when her world was turned upside down. From the outside, it was like time stopped and moved in slow motion as Lincoln sat up with Lynn on top of him one moment, the next she was the one on the couch with Lincoln over her. For Lynn, one moment she was on top of the universe, the next she felt the weight of a mountain pin her down.
Looking up she sees Lincoln on top of her now, taking the position she had not moments ago. She felt an emptiness and thought Lincoln was admitting defeat, leaving her a smirking look as she peered up at him.
"That's it, you're calling it quits then, admitting defeat, lame-o?"
The look on her brother's face was blank, his eyes Lynn never seen before take on another color. Lynn peers down as she feels something hard prod at her again. Now beginning to wonder at the narrow thing she had inside her seconds ago, was it this big, this thick, this hot, this bulbous before? It doesn't even look like it would fit a human girl.
"Wait-wait stop Hnnnng!"
Before she could draw back she felt herself being penetrated again, this time on the bottom of the onslaught and not in control. She tried to reach down only for her hands to be pinned above her head. Back arching as she feels something new reach further inside her below. It was too big to belong to her brother. Too thick, too heavy and far too rough, like molten iron. And that was just the beginning. She thought he would go easy on her, go slow hearing her meek voice crack, only for him to start to piston like an engine going hundreds of miles an hour. He let go of her arms to hold onto her waist, Lynn found herself holding onto his shoulders hanging for dear life. Just when she thought she was gonna lose, he stopped. Lynn's mind was too slow to understand what was happening next, one moment she could see everyone in the living room, the next moment her view was blocked as he face was now buried into the couch. Having switched positions, Lincoln picked Lynn up and turned her around so that he was lining himself up again from behind this time. Feeling herself being penetrated Lynn gasps, craning her neck to try to get her sister's attention, she can see Ronnia still sleeping but can't see anyone else before feeling a hand on her head bury her face further into the sofa. Her hands pinned against her back as Lincoln grabs both her wrists with his other hand like a vice. The sisters stare mortified as Lincoln begins anew, never having seen this side of him before. Lynn can only ride the event as pleasure engulfs her senses. Hearing a door creak open, the sisters see their parents room open and Lynn Sr. stick his head out.
"Are you winning son?"
"DAD!" The rest of the sisters shout before the father yelps and retreats back inside his room.
Lincoln rutted until he drew back- revealing every glistening inch of his bare member to the room. His impressive muscles all came into view for their (not nearly enough) drunk audience to witness.
All of whom couldn't help but watch as his back flexed and see him plunge forward again for the final time. Lynn's eight pack, thighs and every hard-packed muscle in between instinctively squeezed as the woman clenched with enough force that she could probably have held her body in place upon Lincoln's member.
She never had a chance.
But then again, they'd never known that from the start.
"UNNHHOOOHHHH!" The woman's eyes rolled back into her head as she unwillingly had the hardest climax of her life, scarring her mind with a memory that no amount of booze would ever be able to clean away.
Her body twitched as the combination of unwanted, unbearable pleasure and booze drew her out of the waking world and she slumped back into the couch.
As for Lincoln. After finishing himself he pulls out, dampness covering his abdomen. Groaning he brings his hand to his head before shaking himself awake. "What happened?"
He feels a slap on his back as Luna claps his shoulders. "Dude! You beat Lynn!"
"Huh? I beat her? How? I don't remember." Lincoln shakes his head again before realizing how sleepy he is. "I'm just gonna-"
And before he could even finish, Lincoln just falls forward on the couch, naked and sleeping between Ronnie Anne and Lynn.
Hours later as everyone is eating breakfast at the table, sobered up, Luna and Sam couldn't contain their laughter as they took out their phones. Lori had the same disappointed look on her face as Rita while the sports girl of the family winced as she adjusted herself to her seat. A foam donut cushion courtesy the Santiago girl. Said girl, Ronnie Anne, bore a blank expression as Lincoln was eating next to her hiding his embarrassed expression. Leni only smiled as she was listening to Lily's most recent adventure with Lisa last night. Lana was pigging out and Lucy was quiet as always. But Lola could tell something fishy was going on.
"What gives Lynn, did you do something gross last night?"
Spoons dropped as the older kids tried to avoid eye contact.
"I-it's nothing Lola, nothing happened!"
Lola just screwed her eyes, not believing her parents nervous smiles. They knew something, but if the parents knew then she couldn't blackmail anyone so she shrugged and continued to eat.
Meanwhile, Luan was in the living room setting up the DVD player as soon as everyone else was finished. She wasn't going to let an opportunity go to waste!
"Hey guys, what you're about to see might shock you..."
The family members who Knew paled as the T.V. flickered on and recorded moans started penetrating through the thin walls.
"But just remember;" the Prankster's grin grew savage. "The family who lays together..."
"That's it, you're calling it quits then, admitting defeat, lame-o?" The tinny voice came through the TV.
"LUAN!"
".. stays together!"
A/N:
A kind gift from Nuuo containing a alternate scenario where a certain nickname means that Lynn's bet in ALCWE backfires on The Hobbit :)
