Shade was sitting in front of a furnace as it cooked up some of the pork he found in a chest. The meat while looking pixelated still gave off the slick feels most raw meat gave off and the edges selt surprisingly smooth. 'This world seems to not follow any type of physics for the matter' he thought as he looked out of the window to see blocks from houses that the girl destroyed trying to fight him. What was her name again?
Annie? No.
Anderson? That's a dudes name.
Sally? Maybe.
Andr! That's it.
Anyway Andr did say something about other princesses. He pondered if he would meet any of them and knowing his luck they'll probably a pain to deal with.
'Speaking of people...' Shade's eyes drifted over to Najmi who was asleep on a block bed. His injuries were all healed up but the same couldn't be said for his clothes. They had multiple tears and holes on them and a bit of blood on it. 'It was weird how he acted last night' as Shade thought about how their conversation went...
Flashback...
"Nice jacket the skeleton looks cool." Shade complimented.
Najmi looked at him confused "Thanks?" He said awkwardly. This was the same guy who to a punch from the same girl who beat the crap out of him and acted like it was nothing. It was fine to be weirded out by this right?
"So." Shade starts off grabbing Najmi full attention "The girl said that your name was Najmi right?" His answer was a nod "Well my name is Shade, would have said that way before all this crap happened." Scratching the back of his neck.
"Well it's nice meeting you Shade." Najmi was feeling a bit at ease with Shade. He was the first thing, besides the cow, that didn't try and kill him, things were looking up for this teenager. "Oh so are you a prince or something I heard there were royalty for these mob things but Andr didn't seem to know you."
Shade looked at him confused "Royalty?" He started "No way that's not my gig." He thought back to how he got here "I think was brought here by a purple block."
Najmi then jumped up in surprise "No way me too-" he made his way closer to Shade "Are you from Earth? Did it have weird tentacles? What state are yo- why is the the sky spinning?" He started to stumble back and fall but before he could touch the ground Shade caught him.
"Well he's out." Shade picked him up and put him over his shoulder making sure to watch the hilt of his sword. "It was sure to happen." He started walking towards one of the houses "He looks like he got his ass handed to him just surprised it didn't happen sooner." Shade put him down onto one of the beds and looked out of the window at the square moon.
"Guess it's good that I'm not alone."
End...
Shade looked back at the furnace waiting for the pork to finish cooking. He wondered if it was going to tell him when it's finished or he would have to guess.
*Ding*
"YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BOOTY!"
Huh he didn't have to guess and wake up Najmi. Two for one.
"So you're finally awake huh?" Shade went to the take out the food. When he took out the pork a couple of green dots had went into his chest." Weird.
Najmi looked at Shade "Y-yeah crazy dream man." He sweated a bit. Shade handed him a pork chop which he gladly accepted and started chowing down on.
"Wanna y'all about it?" Shade asked. Najmi laughed nervously before shaking his head no. "Ok then." Shade concluded before eating his pork chop.
Slurp*
Both boys stiffened before jumping up. Shade was looking around and listening making sure he heard right. Najmi was looking around with a very sharp pencil from his pocket in hand. Najmi shifted a bit "Dammit it's one of those giant spiders." Shade looked at him and nodded.
Shade looked around the small house listening for something. And then...
*Creeeeaaaaak*
Shade grabbed his sword from the wall and threw it towards the wall on the opposite side breaking through the wooden blocks going through several other houses never losing momentum.
"THE SHIT?!"
A purple blur could be seen falling in front if the opening made from the sword. Najmi and Shade looked at each other and asked the same question.
"Did that spider just talk?"
After they said that a person, more specifically a girl stood up looking through the hole with a very pissed off expression on her face " WHATS WRONG WITH YOU I WAS ONLY GONNA GIVE YOU A LITTLE SCARE?!" She then climbed through the hole letting the boys get a better look of her. She had pale skin with ruby red eyes. She had purple jacket with gray striped sleeves. She wore a black short skirt and black leggings and her shoes were brown. Her hair was purple in a ponytail wearing a hairband with four red beads on it.
Shade looked at her with, "What do you expect from someone your trying to scare I have every right to attack you."
The girl looked a bit embarrassed turning a bit red. "Okay I'm sorry that's my bad." She kicked The pixelated dirt at her feet.
Shade looked at her kinda shocked and relived. This was the most normal conversation, besides Najmi, he had since he got here. She even apologized to him and Najmi, well mostly him, she didn't seem so bad.
"It's cool." He started "Anyway my name is Shade." He introduced himself.
"My names Najmi." Najmi waved at the smaller girl.
The girl looked at them both with a cheeky smile "Well then my name is Silk I am the proud princess of spiders." She pointed to herself.
Najmi looked a bit suprise "A princess." He scratched his chin a bit in a thinking position "A princess like Andr?"
"Wait you met Andr?!" Silk got into Najmi's face "Like big bad bitchy powerful ender cunt Andr?" When she finished her and Najmi's faces were centimeters apart making the boy feel uncomfortable.
Shade saw the obvious tension in the boy jumped in "Yeah that Andr." Getting in between the two pushing them apart "She kicked me in the head when we just met." He was still kinda irked about that.
Silk made an annoyed sighed "Sounds like something that bitch would do." She looked at the two "Okay which of you was she mostly interested in?"
Shade looked at Najmi while Najmi scratched the back of his head with a nervous look on his face. Silk gave him a look of pure pity.
So much pity.
"Welp your fucked." She said making Najmi get even more nervous and Shade looked a bit confused. Silk continued "Let me guess she started making out with you beat the shit out of you then made out with you again?"
Najmi looked surprised "That is weirdly accurate accept the last part Shade came when I guess she was gonna do that."
Shade looked at Najmi "Wait she made out with you just to beat you up?"
"Yep."
"Bipolar much.?"
"Listen!" Both males attention went back to Silk "Andr has you on a leash now and she's gonna ride you from sunset to sunrise every night." Making both surprised with Najmi's being more prevalent.
"What!" He exclaimed "But I don't want to, I mean she's hot and all, but still I don't love and I sure as hell don't want to pursue a relationship with her at all." He was panicking now. He was going to get raped by a hot scary chick.
It didn't sound all that bad but Andr scared him.
Najmi then put a hand on his left shoulder. He looked to his left to see Shade give him a reassuring look. "Don't worry." Shade started "I won't let her get to ya man."
Najmi started calming down. Shades right he was able to take on Andr even after a punch that she gave him.
Silk looked at Najmi "Yeah don't worry I'll keep her away for you too." She grinned "I may not be as strong as her but I still try and kick her ass." Even though she kinda just met the two Silk felt as though they were becoming good friends.
"You sure do cuss a lot for a middle schooler."
Take a gamble on who said that.
"OI!" Silk gave Shade an annoyed look "I'm actually 19 jack ass!" Just cause she was small didn't mean she was a little kid just under developed. Yeah that was it.
Shade and Najmi looked at each other before making a face and saying the same thing on both of there minds.
"Pffft Spider loli."
Both of the boys started to chuckle as Silk started turn red with anger. As Shade stopped chuckling he finally noticed something.
"Wait." He started "When did it get dark outside?" Both stopped and looked out the hole to see the sun going down. Something else popped up in Shade's mind "Doesn't that mean that-"
"Yoohoooo~."
"Yeah I thought so."
"Shit it's Andr!" Najmi whispered/ yelled. They all ducked away from the windows and the hole in the wall. Najmi and Silk hid since they didn't stand a chance against her while Shade hid cause he didn't want to deal with her at all. Najmi looked at the other two that were in the house "So any bright ideas on how we should get out of here?"
Andr while quite far was beginning to come closer walking through the village "Where are you cutie?~" she said singing a bit "Oooh is this a game? Do I get a reward if I find you, I know exactly what I want then." She giggled sinisterly.
Najmi looked at Shade "How the hell can she make giggling terrifying?" This chick was like female slender man. 'Oh god now I have that image in my mind.' He thought.
"Ok listen." Both boys looked at Silk "Let's all calm down and figure out a way to avoid Andr."
Andr walked by one of the houses and noticed something "Is that hole?" She then looked around to see holes going straight through most of the houses "Ah bet that green haired bastard did this." Gritting her teeth at thought of said male embarrassing her yesterday.
Shade had an idea "Silk." Getting the princess's attention "You said you are the princess of spiders right can you make webs?"
Silk grinned "It would be a sin if I couldn't." She then demonstrated by by shooting webs out of her index finger onto the roof.
Najmi looked surprised but confused "That's cool and all but what are you planning to do with that?" Shade looked at Najmi with an expression that made him falter.
"Something stupid"
-SCENE BREAK-
It had been a few minutes and Andr was still looking for Najmi and Shade. She searched through almost all the houses just needing to look through three more.
While she was doing this she was thinking 'After I kick that guys ass maybe I can introduce him to Hilda.' Andr then giggles putting her her hand to her face looking actually kinda cute 'Maybe we can do that double date thing I read in those books.'
*ZZOOOOOOOOooooooom*
Andr looked behind her to see white blur soon though one of the holes. She kinda brushed it off as some chicken. As she continued to the next house she stopped at the door step and looked at the hole.
"Chicken don't wear shoes."
-SCENE BREAK-
Not too far a webbed coccon with feet sticking out of the bottom had skidded close to the the edge of the forest. It soon started to noice around as something was trying to get out of it.
"Hey watch where you're touching dick head!"
"Whose hand is that?!"
"Can someone explain why there is a foot on my dick?"
Silk, Najmi, and Shade popped out scattered away from each other standing up looking down embarrassed. Shade finally spoke up, "We will never speak of this again."
"Agreed."
"Um." The three looked at the source of the voice to see a women, "Hello?"
"Skelly!" Silk ran up to the women now named Skelly and gave her a hug.
"Oh Silky it's so nice to see you." Skelly has gray hair pale skin and gray eyes with a skeleton hat. She wore a small gray jacket that stopped at right below her chest, gray shorts and gray thigh highs. Her shoes were black and she also had a bow and arrow. Her most prominent feature was that her chest area was-
"HUGE!"
Najmi slap a hand over his mouth while Shade had face palmed. Skelly looked over at the two boys. She gave them a smile that would melt any mans smile. "Oh I'm sorry if I ignored you." She went up to them "My name is Skelly princess of the skeletons may I ask who you two are."
Najmi had went to introduce himself "Well my name is boob- I mean chest- I mean Najmi." Cue face palm brought to you by Shade.
Skelly giggles "Cute." She then looked at Shade "So who are youuuuuu-" She actually got a good look at the boy and boy could she say one thing.
He was gorgeous!
"The names Shade nice to meet you." Shade. A simple name yet so mysterious. That face, that hair, those eyes it was near perfect. She wondered if Hilda would approve of him.
Actually who wouldn't approve of this man.
Shade lean a bit towards Silk "Is this normal?" He looked back at Skelly "She's just staring at me and it's kinda getting weird" like seriously she's does looking at home did he have something on his face?
Silk looked a bit confused too "Yeah this is new to me too she never just stared at someone." She had been friends with Skelly for years and this was weird even for Skelly.
And for the sake of plot it will most likely get weirder.
Skelly finally got out of her train of thought "O-oh I'm sorry." She giggled awkwardly "It's nice to meet you."
Shade nodded while Najmi was a bit irked 'No fair.' He thought 'how come Shade gets the girl that is nice and is hot while I get the scary and hot girl.' It wasn't fair.
"Soooo." Shade broke the silence "Princess of skeletons huh?"
Skelly looked at him nervously "Well yes do you have a problem against skeletons." She would feel horrible if her new found crush had a problem against her kind.
Shade felt really confused 'The hell kinda question is that!?' He looked down at her "Well I only have a problem if they attack me other than that I'm good." Honestly he didn't have a problem with anyone until they attack him or someone he cares about.
Skelly mood has brighten instantly "That's great!" The sudden change of mood threw Shade off guard.
Silk went over to Najmi "Looks like they're getting along just fine." She nudged him a bit. Najmi replies with a grumble but he couldn't really complain all that much.
Then Najmi remembered something "Weren't we running from Andr?"
That made everyone freeze.
Skelly ran up to Najmi "Wait Andr?" She grabbed his shoulders with a surprisingly strong grip. "Like big bad bitchy powerful ender cunt Andr?" She looked dead serious.
"I have a feeling that people don't like Andr that much." Najmi thought out loud.
"Hell no."
"Not at all."
"I met her once an I think she's a bitch."
Yep nobody liked Andr.
"She's not only feared for how powerful she is almost no one likes her cause she's a bitch." Silk growled.
Skelly nodded then looked at Najmi "Anyways where is she now?"
"It's all good." He reassured "She's in Nightmoon."
Skelly then stiffened and pointed to the village behind them. "You mean that Nightmoon?"
Najmi looked at the village and back at her before the alarm went off in his head "Ooooooh... Ah shit."
Skelly started pulling Najmi towards the forest motioning the others to follow "If we hurry we can try and lose her in the fore-"
"Oi."
Everyone froze and looked behind them to see none other than Andr, Princess of the Enderman.
She glared at the group but mostly at Skelly " Take. Your. Fucking. Hands. Off. My. Mate." She growled angrily.
Only one word could be said about this situation.
"Fuck."
Fuck indeed Shade. Fuck indeed.
WOOOOOOOOOO 2K BABY LETS GOOOOOOO!
Anyway I powerd through and got the chapter done. This was actually the most fun I had writing a chapter since I'm starting to get the hang of this. Anyway let's clarify something: Shade is gonna be like Saitama from OPM where he's kinda out of it when he fights but is kinda expressive. I always liked the way One made Saitama and I would like to capture that feeling while not just straight out copy it so I made him a bit more expressive. Anyway I personally am liking where this story is going and am happy to do more for you lot that is supporting me. Thanks and I'll see you guys in the next chapter.
