The next reality is E-008, where Earth looks like a wine glass with a dark, pulsating heart in it.
Right now, Lincoln was fighting a giant snake that was about to swallow him.
- Come on, you stupid thing, let me go already!! - Lincoln grunted, beating it with a sword. - Why is it so hard?!
- Because, brother, it's covered with an extremely hard scale that protects it from any sharp objects. Ask literally anyone. - Lisa snarked. - They would know more than you.
- Well then how about telling me how to defeat it?! - the boy said, as he was nearly swallowed by the predator.
- I have never met giant snakes before, so, the answer is negative. - Lisa replied.
- Shit, wonderful. - and that's where the snake swallowed him.
Lincoln got a walkie-talkie out of his pocket and turned it on.
- Well, you did it this time. I'm being devoured whole by a goddamn snake, and you just stand around doing literally nothing?! - Lincoln shouted. - If you wanted me to help you, why would you want me killed?!
- Hold on, i'm looking for something… - Lisa said, digging through her files. - Here!
Lisa teleported a bottle with an unknown liquid in it.
- It's ammonia! Snakes hate its smell! Just wave it in front of it'll spit you out!
- Oh, thanks a lot, Ada Twist. How about giving me this bottle BEFORE I GOT DEVOURED BY THIS FUCKING THING?!
- Alright, alright, calm down already. - Lisa said. - At least you're still alive, right?
Lisa waved the bottle in front of the snake, and it sneezed Lincoln out, covering him in slime.
- Alright, where's the me of this wicked, monster-filled world? - Lincoln asked, looking at the nearby dark lair. - Well, looks like this conveniently large, dark, worn-out building is his hideout.
- Well, aren't you smart… For once. - Lisa scoffed. - This is where Lincferatu is. He is a vampire overlord, and will murder anyone who enters his territory.
- I was hoping for it anyway.
Lincoln entered the building, holding a lantern.
- Vampires can be killed by arson, decapitation, a wooden stake, the sunlight… - Lincoln's sword turned into a wooden sword. - ...or Helsing-3000.
- Oh, real nice, a sword made of wood. - Lincoln snarked. - WAY better than the metal one. I hope i don't have to carve it for over an hour!
- You don't. At least for now. - Lisa said. - Now be careful, because the Count has superpowers that not every human possesses.
- Oh yeah, right, as if i… - Lincoln suddenly felt something on his neck, and instantly blacked out.
Lincoln woke up, very dizzy, tied to a chair, sitting at the table next to the Count Loud himself.
- Oh, greetings, little boy. - Lincferatu gently said, sipping from a wine glass. - I didn't expect you to wake up that soon. How's your neck, by the way? Because i was VERY thirsty tonight.
Lincoln noticed a bite spot on his neck, and tried to free himself from the ropes, but he was too weak to do so.
- The average human has about 5l of blood. A lethal blood loss is 2,5l. You have 2l. So, say goodbye to your loved ones. - Lisa explained.
- The girl's right. I already got rid of the others… - the Count showed him drained alternate versions of his sisters hanging from the ceiling. - Speaking of that, i still thirst for more~
Lincferatu started approaching the boy, so Lincoln tried to escape by jumping on the chair.
- And here i am to save you once again. - Lisa sighed. - The chair leg tips are made out of silicon, which, if in contact with the steel floor, can make a spark. You can light the guy up and we're moving to the next reality.
Lincoln tried to follow the advice, falling on the floor and conveniently making a spark that lit up the Count's cape, making him fly off to the blood fountain to put out the flames.
- Ah, that's better… - Lincferatu sighed, until he saw Lincoln aiming a crossbow with a wooden stake at his heart. - I guess i spoke too soon.
Lincoln shot, killing the vampire.
- Good job. Now let's move to the next, very dirty reality.
