Lincoln ended up in D-006, which was completely covered in trees and dirt.
- Here we are, Lincoln. This planet is inhabited by various dangerous animals, so we have to be ready for anything that we encounter. - Lisa explained.
- Oh, I'm ready alright, ready to kick your-
- Shush! You hear that? - Lisa whispered, as they heard tooting from the distance. - Someone's in there.
- No shit, Sherlock. Let's just go and kill this bastard. - Lincoln stepped closer. - No monster can get away from…
He bumped into something before he could finish. Lifting his head, he witnessed a very large elephant resting before him.
- Hah. Such a brave attitude. - Lisa teased. - Well, go ahead, "kill" him.
- Piece of cake. - Lincoln scoffed, and smashed the elephant with his sword… Which only made him angry.
- An average Savannah elephant weighs about 9 tons, so you better run before you become toast. - Lisa advised.
- Great advice. I was about to do just that. - Lincoln calmly replied before scurrying away from the animal.
After about an hour, he wandered off to the deeper part of the forest.
- Well, ain't that great. I don't have a flashlight, my lantern is broken, what should we do now?! - Lincoln screamed in rage.
- I don't know about you, brother, but lions that live here don't like loud noises. - Lisa reminded him.
- Our NAME is Loud, why shouldn't I be like such?! - Linc asked.
- Because most of the time, lions hunt after dawn. - Lisa said quietly. - Their prey are usually Artiodactyla ranging from 110 to 600lbs. So, you're in luck, bag of bones, I don't think he'd want to eat you.
One of the lions stepped over to the boy and jumped on him, leaving a scar on his eye before he shot it with a crossbow.
- Only attack you, that is. - Lisa said, somewhat concerned. - Let's go before other lions from the pride feast on you.
Lincoln walked away slowly, and ended up near the lake.
- Uh… Lemme guess, alligators? - the boy said, clearly bored.
- Precisely. They eat anything they're able to catch, but most of the time, they just eat fish. They have nothing left to do in this environment, after all.
One of the alligators' heads showed out of the lake and gnawed at him.
- This one's easy. I can just shove a stick in his mouth and he won't be able to close it! I've seen this in movies!
After he did just that, the animal broke it.
- Well, fuck. - Lincoln ran away, before ending up in a dimly lit place.
- And now, prepare to witness the most dangerous animal of all… - Lisa activated her flashlight, flashing at a feral Lincoln chewing on a bone. - Lincious infantilis.
- No way… So you DID have a flashlight after all! Why didn't you use it before, you jerk?! - Lincoln snapped, making the alternate Linc run away.
- Come on, we missed him! Did you just have to shout at everything?
- Because you NEVER HELP ME, YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS MOTHERFUCKER!!!
- Oh, so I'm the one who's at large?
- Yes, you are! You let my alternatives escape just because you didn't close the goddamn portal!!!
- Do i have to?! I'm a busy person!
- Yeah, busy doing what? Finding a cure for cancer?
- I found it long ago. But I don't want to give it to the masses because they don't deserve it. Those puny, dimwitted homo sapiens, they don't know the intellect of Lisa Marie Loud!
- You WHAT?! Oh, that's it, you have DONE it. All this time I was thinking I could trust you, while you keep your cure away from countless people currently on their deathbed, just because other people aren't as smart as you! Even Marilyn vos Savant isn't that stupid!
- Marilyn can suck it, I'm a GENIUS!!! - Lisa screamed, before suddenly looking at Lincoln, who was utterly shocked. - I… Uh… Need some time alone. With myself. Continue the hunt, it's not over yet. I'll just… Take some rest.
Lisa's drone shut down, and Lincoln nonchalantly shot his alternate self who returned to check on the surroundings.
- Well that was strange.
