The crossover episode starts off at an apartment where a 30 year old guy which is none other than Chase Matthews (from Zoey 101) is hanging out with his old friends from Pacific Coast Academy where they are watching a bunch of old videos that Tori Vega and her friends made from TheSlap from 2010 to 2013. Of course they're watching it off of YouTube since TheSlap website has been shut down since 2018.
"Lola thanks for showing us these videos your cousin and her friends did." Chase said
"You're welcome Chase." Lola said
"It's nice to have Dana back with us." Quinn said
"Thanks Quinn." Dana said
"So Dustin how's Zoey been doing with her life?" Michael asked
"Yeah it's best if I don't talk about her right now." Dustin replied
"Hey where's your wife at, Dustin?" Mark asked
"Hmm?" Dustin said
"Hey where's your wife at, Dustin?" Mark asked again
"Oh uh she's out with the flu." Dustin replied
"That sucks." Logan said
"She was pissed when I told her about that voice mail you send me over 14 years ago." Dustin said
"Will you let that shit go?" Logan asks
"Hey Chase did you ever find Zoey when you watched that video back on September 18th, 2015?" Michael asked
"Yes I did. It took me about an entire month to find her and we've been married ever since. I just wish she was here but she's too busy teaching as a preschooler at Pacific Coast Academy." Chase replied
"Wait I thought Pacific Coast Academy was only for junior high through high school?" Dana asks
"It was until Logan's dad decided to pay the money to extend the building so kids from pre-k through 5th grade can attend too." Michael said
"Is there anything your dad doesn't do with money?" Dustin asks
"Is it true that Coco is the secretary now?" Michael asked
"That's what I heard." Lola said
"So she's a dorm advisor and an elementary secretary?" Dana asked
"Hey that's a shit ton of money she's making." Vince replied
"Wait so does that you and Zoey have been married for over 6 years now?" Logan asked
"Babe we were at the wedding." Quinn replied
"I wonder how she's doing." Stacey said
"I hear she's doing great." Mark said
Cut scene shows Zoey who is facing the white board without showing her face (since she isn't played by Jamie Lynn Spears) while writing down a math problem on the white board for her students to solve. The math problem is 1 plus 3
"Is the answer 4?" A preschooler asked
Zoey writes the number 4 on the whiteboard when Coco Wexler walks in as the audience cheers for her
"Hey Zoey you're needed in the principal's office. I'll look after your class until you return." Coco said
Before Zoey could turn around to reveal her face, the scene quickly cuts back to the others
"Okay enough talking about Zoey." Lisa says
"Yeah let's watch more of these videos." Lola says
They watch a Tori Takes Request Video
"Beck is so hot." Stacey said
"Uh honey I'm standing right here." Mark said
"Oh sorry lover boy." Stacey said
"How does he get his hair that hot and gorgeous?" Quinn asks
"Quinn I'm sitting right here." Logan said
"I know." Quinn says
A few hours go by and they watch the last video from TheSlap
"Guess that's the last one." Michael says
"Are you sure?" Dustin asked
"Yep they didn't post anything since February of 2013." Logan replied
"Hey did Tori ever reveal who she loved more; Robbie, Beck or André?" Quinn asked
"No but if you watched these videos well you'll know that..." Lisa starts to say
"Tori loves André." Dana, Lola, Vince and Lisa said
"Tori loves Beck." Chase, Dustin, Quinn, Logan and Mark said
"Tori loves Robbie!" Michael and Stacey said
"What?!" Everyone yelled
"Tori totally loves André." Lisa said
"No she doesn't." Dustin said
"She totally loves Beck." Quinn said
"Well you're totally wrong." Said Lola said
"Can you tell us one piece of advice that Tori loves André?" Michael asked
"Uh how about that he was the whole reason that Tori decided to stay at Hollywood Arts when she was humiliated on her first day which happened 12 years ago." Vince says
"Oh and that they got married back in 2016." Lola said
"Yeah sure they are." Chase said
"Okay well if Tori loves André, then who was Tori's first kiss?" Dustin asked
"Robbie!" Stacey yelled
"No it wasn't Robbie. It was Beck." Dustin said
"Actually she had a boyfriend before she joined Hollywood Arts so her first kiss was likely with that Danny guy." Mark said
"Yeah and she only kissed Beck to get back at Jade for humiliating her on her first day when she poured coffee all over Tori." Vince said
"I'm telling you that Tori and André are married. I know since I'm Tori's cousin." Lola said
"And we went to the wedding." Vince said
"Yeah okay." Michael said
"Michael you're seriously thinking that Tori loves Robbie Shapiro?" Lisa asked
"Uh yes." Michael said
"He carried around a stupid puppet until he was 19 years old." Dana said
"What person carries around a puppet for that long?" Dustin asks
"Robbie belongs with Cat." Quinn said
"Yeah." Everyone but Michael and Stacey said
"At least someone agrees with me but that name Cat sounds very familiar." Stacey said
"Look if you want to know yourself, we can go ask Tori herself." Lola said
"How the hell are we going to do that?" Quinn asked
"Hello I'm her cousin! She and her friends all live at a hotel now so I can ask for the address and we can confront them about it just to show how right I am." Lola said
"I still think Tori loves Robbie." Stacey said
"Why would anyone love Robbie Shapiro?" Dana asked
"For real. He's such a dumbass." Logan said
"And you're not?" Dustin asked
"He's got a point." Mark said
"Oh whatever." Logan said
"Wait who's going to watch our kid?" Quinn asked
"Shit we can't leave Erin alone. She's only 4 years old." Logan said
"Who's going to watch me and what does that s word mean?" Erin asked
"It means something that is very inappropriate for your age to say and if you use it, you'll see a bar of soap in your future." Logan said
"Come on, who's watching Erin while we're gone?" Quinn asked
"Don't worry guys, I got this." Chase replied
Chase gets out his phone and dials a number
"Dean Rivers how fast can you get to my location?" Chase asked
"Is this fast enough?" Dean Rivers asks as the audience cheers for him
"How did you get here so fast?" Michael asked
"Do you really want to know?" Dean Rivers asked
"No I do not." Michael replied
"Mr. Rivers can you watch my baby for us while we go to Los Angeles?" Quinn asked
"Can I ask why are you guys going to Los Angeles?" Dean Rivers asked
"They want to know who my cousin is in love with when she attended Hollywood Arts back from 2010-2014." Lola replied
"Are you talking about that girl who is a horrible singer?" Dean Rivers asked
"No it's about the other one Tori." Vince replied
"Oh well it's clearly André. Besides aren't they married?" Dean Rivers asked
"That's what I'm saying but no one is listening to me." Lola said
"So can you watch our baby?" Logan asked
"No but I want to come with. And why not bring your baby with?" Dean Rivers asked
"Never thought of that." Logan said
"Gee I wonder why." Lisa says
"Shut up." Logan said
"Don't tell my wife to shut up you dumb whore." Michael said
"Grow up! You guys are 30 years old! Act like it!" Dustin yelled
"I don't get how you guys are friends." Erin said
Scene now cuts to Tori's apartment where she and her friends are celebrating Tori's 12th anniversary of her joining Hollywood Arts
"So tell me why Vega decided to throw a party to celebrate her anniversary of joining Hollywood Arts when the none of us threw one when we joined in 2008?" Jade asked
"I thought it would be fun." Tori replied
"Don't be mad Jade." Cat said
"Don't tell me what to do. You're not my mom." Jade said
"You wouldn't listen to your mom anyway." Cat says
"Also you know you don't have to be here." Trina said
"I'm only here cause I want to be here." Jade says
"Hey Trina our cousin Lola is coming with her husband and her old friends from that boarding school she went to." Tori said
"Cool it's nice to see Lola again." Trina said
"Great now I have to put up with the Vega's cousin?" Jade asked
"The door is right there." Said Tori
"But you leave now, you'll miss out on throwing darts at the board." Sinjin said
"Okay I'm staying." Jade said
"Figured you loved to do that." Robbie said
"Watch it Shapiro." Jade said
Beck and André walk in with a box of chocolate cake
"We got the cake." Beck said
"Took you long enough." Trina said
"Sorry a lady got mad that her order was wrong even though it was correct so we stood around to enjoy the show." André said
"What kind of cake did you get?" Sinjin asked
"Chocolate obviously." Beck replied
"Vanilla is gross." Robbie said
"No shit Robbie!" Jade yelled
"This brings back old memories." Cat said
"How does this bring back old memories?" Trina asked
"Jade yelling at Robbie reminds me of what she would always do back when we were in high school." Cat replied
"It's a shame Sikowitz couldn't be here." Tori said
"I am here!" Sikowitz said appearing out of nowhere with the audience cheering
"So am I." Lane said
"Where the hell did you come from?" André asked
"André isn't that a talk you should of had with your parents and/or grandma?" Sikowitz asked
"You know my grandma is messed up." André replies
"Your grandma is still messed up?" Cat asked
"Oh yes." André replied
"You think your grandma would be perfectly fine by now." Trina said
"Trina it's 2022. Nothing's perfectly fine anymore." Jade said
"Nothing's been fine since March of 2020." Sikowitz said
"Don't mention that horrible year." Jade said
"But..." Sikowitz said
"I don't ever want to hear those numbers ever again." Jade said
"2020." Everyone but Jade said
"I will pop all of your heads like zits." Jade said
"Nice to see you're still a gank." Sikowitz said
"Some things never change." Robbie said
"Hey I was just wondering something." Cat said
"What's up?" Beck asked
"Since we're celebrating Tori's 12th anniversary of getting into Hollywood Arts, then why don't we celebrate it there instead of here?" Cat asked
"Probably because we're still in the mix of a pandemic." André replied
"Yeah I tried to talk to Lane but he said if he would, then he would be fired." Sikowitz said
"I know it's stupid." Lane responds
"I hope it goes away soon." Tori said
"I think it's starting to go away Vega." Jade says
"At least we're not required to wear masks anymore." Sinjin said
"I might still wear mine just to be safe so I won't get infected." Cat said
Scene cuts back to Chase where he and his friends are driving to LA
"This is a drippin car you got here." Michael said
"Don't start that again." Logan said
"Drama king." Michael said
"He's just trying to get under your skin." Lisa says
"I know." Michael said
"So Mr. Rivers are you still the dean at Pacific Coast Academy?" Dustin asked
"Yeah and Coco is still a dorm advisory." Dean Rivers replied
"She must really need that money huh?" Dana asked
"Mom dad do you think I can enroll at Pacific Coast Academy?" Erin asked
"We'll see baby." Quinn said
"It is an awesome school but it kind of felt like college." Stacey says
"Yeah cause of the dorms." Mark said
"Actually she just helps out in the elementary school. She's pretty much still a dorm advisory." Dean Rivers said
"Wow surprised she hasn't quit by now." Lola said
"She's been there for a long time." Dana said
"Surprised she's not a teacher now." Quinn says
"Wonder if she still eats canned ravioli." Mark says
Chase and his friends have arrived in Los Angeles and are pulling up next to Tori's apartment
"We're here." Lola said
"You sure this is where she lives?" Chase asked
"How many times do I have to fucking tell you that Tori is my cousin?!" Lola asked
"Easy babe." Vince said
"Yeah calm down." Dean Rivers says
"Okay it's time to settle this once and for all." Quinn said
"It's a shame Zoey and Nicole aren't here." Michael said
"What ever happened to Nicole?" Mark asked
"Well I think Nicole is now teaching at the school she went to after she left Pacific Coast Academy. Well she doesn't teach teach but she's a guidance counselor now." Quinn replied
"Good for her." Said Stacey
"You don't even know Nicole." Mark said
"Yeah you didn't start attending PCA until after she left." Dean Rivers said
"So Dana why did you leave PCA?" Quinn asked
"You know I don't remember." Dana replied
"Well it has been roughly 17 years." Michael said
"Are we going in or what?!" Logan asked
"Calm down honey." Quinn said
They all run in only to be stopped by Gary
"Whoa what's all the fuss about?" Gary asked
"We're looking for Tori Vega." Stacey said
"She's right there." Gary said and points to Lola
"No I'm her cousin Lola." Lola says
"I'm just kidding. I know who you are Lola. Now why do all you want to see Tori?" Gary asked
"We have an important question to ask her." Mark said
"Her room is 801. Either take the stairs or elevator." Gary said
"Thank you sir." Lisa said
"Wait Gary?" Dean Rivers asked
"Carl Rivers?" Gary asked
Dean Rivers and Gary hug each other
"Wow look at you. I haven't seen you since college. What are you doing here?" Dean Rivers asked
"Got fired from the police academy so I got a job here." Gary replied
"That sucks man." Dean Rivers
"Well maybe you shouldn't have had those affairs with Aunt Holly now should you?" Lola asked and walks away
"Carl you coming or what?" Logan asked
"You don't get to call me by that name Reese! See ya later Gary." Dean Rivers said
"Bye Carl." Gary said
They run up to Tori's apartment
"Okay Lola knock on the door." Dustin said
"Why do I have to knock?" Lola asked
"You're Tori's cousin are you not?" Logan replies
"Okay fine." Lola says
Lola knocks on the door and Tori answers it
"Lola!" Tori yelled
"Tori!" Lola said
Tori and Lola hug each other
"It's so good to see you." Tori said
"You too Tori. I brought some old friends over. This is Dana, Quinn, Lisa, Chase, Michael, Dustin, Mark, my husband Vince and that's Stacey and Dean Carl Rivers." Lola said
"Well come on in." Tori said
Jade sees Lola and groans
"Oh god there's two of her." Jade said
"Hi Lola." Trina said
"Oh hey Trina." Lola said
"Chase why does she look like your crazy ex girlfriend Rebecca?" Dustin asked
"I don't know." Chase replied
"How do you know about Rebecca? You were hardly involved in the conflict." Quinn says
"Zoey told me off-screen." Dustin said breaking the 4th wall
"I know I wasn't there but was Rebecca your crazy ex girlfriend who was out to get Zoey or something?" Dana asked
"Yes Dana that's correct." Chase replied
"She was more crazy than Trisha." Dean Rivers said
Cat sees Tori and Lola
"Tori why the hell are there two of you?" Cat asked
"Cat that's my cousin Lola." Tori replied
"So why are you guys here?" Sinjin asked
"They have something to ask you." Lola said
"Are you in love with André?" Lisa asked
"No she loves Beck!" Chase, Dustin, Logan and Mark yelled
"I still think she loves Robbie." Stacey said
"Why the fuck would I love Robbie Shapiro?" Tori asked
"Who would love Robbie?" Sikowitz asked
"Uh I'm right here. I heard that." Robbie said
"You were supposed to." Jade said
"He looks like Andy Samburg." Dean Rivers said
"Oh hey Stacey." Sinjin said
"Sup Sinjin." Stacey said
"You know each other?" Mark asked
"We're cousins." Stacey replied
"Uh not to be rude but why do you even want to know who I love?" Tori asked
"Cause we saw all your videos from TheSlap on YouTube and we wanted to know since you didn't say it i any of your videos." Quinn said
"Lola didn't you tell them who Tori loves?" Trina asked
"Yeah you and your husband were at the wedding." Beck said
"You even gave them presents." Lane said
"I did tell them many times but they didn't listen to me." Lola said
"Well I'm married to André so that's who I love." Tori said
"And I couldn't ask for a better wife." André said
André and Tori kiss for 15 seconds
"Aw!" Cat, Robbie, Sinjin, Trina, Beck, Jade, Cat and Robbie all say
"See I told you but you didn't listen did you?" Lola asked
"Damn it!" Chase, Dustin, Quinn, Logan, Mark, Michael and Stacey yell at the same time
"Language!" Dean Rivers yelled
"We're not in school anymore." Mark said
"Sorry force of habit." Dean Rivers said
"Wait how did you see their videos from TheSlap?" Trina asked
"Yeah the website shut down like 4 years ago." Robbie said
"We saw them through YouTube." Dustin replied
"Well Tori happy 12th anniversary for you getting into Hollywood Arts." Cat said
"Thanks Cat." Tori said
"Cat? Wait a minute. I remember now. You're that girl who was with that blonde headed girl when you two stole my special pink shoes back in November of 2013." Stacey said
"She's the one?" Mark asked
"Yeah she's the one! Why would I say she's the one if she wasn't the one?" Stacey says
"Cat you really stole this girl's shoes?" Jade asked
"Which occurred over 8 years ago but isn't really important but I thought it would be nice to be brought up?" Robbie asked
"Uh maybe." Cat replied
"Cat how could you?" Robbie asked
"Did Sam put you up to this?" Tori asked
"No she didn't. All she cared for was my Nona's meatballs which are good. Maybe I should make them someday." Cat said
"I seen Sam on iCarly but she reminds me of that Fawn girl." Lane said
"And my ex girlfriend Trisha." Dustin says
"Cat don't you have something you want to say to Stacey?" Lola asked
"Stacey I'm very sorry that I stole your shoes. They looked so pretty and I gave them back didn't I?" Cat asks
"You know you could of just bought a pair that looked like them." Trina said
"Yeah that would of been a smart thing to do." Sikowitz said
"Yeah." Dean Rivers says
"That's what my friend/former neighbor Dice said." Cat said
"Well you're lucky I'm a forgiving person. Now why does your hair look different?" Stacey asked
"What do you mean?" Cat asked
"When I saw you and your blonde headed friend back in 2013, you had red hair and now you have brown hair." Stacey asks
"Things changed in the last 8 to 9 years." Cat replied
"Oh that makes sense." Stacey said
"Why do you talk like that?" Jade asked
"I have a problem with my S's." Stacey said
"I thought you got cured when Michael and Mark accidentally ran you over at the prom back on May 2nd, 2008." Chase said
"Oh yeah I did get cured." Stacey said
"So why are you talking like that again?" Lola asked
"Because it came back around 2010 when I went to Webicon to see iCarly and was hoping for Carly and Freddie to be together." Stacey replied
"That sucks." Dean Rivers said
"Why don't you try to get them to run you over again?" Dustin asked
"Why bother? It'll just come back." Stacey replied
"So wait, you're a Creddie shipper?" Trina asked
"Yes why?" Stacey asked
"So am I." Trina said
"Boo Creddie! Yay Seddie!" Logan said
"Seddie won't happen now that Sam is off in a biker gang." Cat said
"You don't know that." Sikowitz said
"Sam made it clear that she will never come back from her biker gang. She's moved on" Cat says as she tears up a little
"Still miss her huh?" Robbie asked
"Yes. I don't care if it's been 8 years since we last saw each other. I miss her a lot." Cat replied
"That's sweet." Dana said
"I'm sure she misses you too." Robbie said
"She said so back on Christmas." Jade said
"So Creddie will finally happen huh?" Lola asked
"Not unless Carly marries someone else." Vince said
"Okay raise your hands if you ship Creddie." Tori said
Everyone but Sinjin, Sikowitz, Chase, Vince and Logan raise their hands
"And those who ship Seddie?" Tori asked
Sinjin, Sikowitz, Chase, Vince and Logan raise their hands
"Creddie for the win." Lisa said
"Damn it!" Sinjin, Sikowitz, Chase, Vince and Logan all say at the same time
"Wow didn't expect to see Sikowitz use foul language." Jade said
"Wait Lane didn't vote." Robbie said
"Cause I ship neither. I don't want to be in that war." Lane said
"Thanks for coming Lola. I missed you a lot." Tori said
"Missed you too cuz." Lola said
Quinn and Logan's baby starts crying
"Not it." Quinn said
"Damn it!" Logan said as he goes to change his kid's diaper
"Oh quit whining." Quinn said as the crossover comes to an end
The End
Ending Tagline: "André isn't that a talk you should of had with your parents and/or grandma?" -Sikowitz
A/N Let me know what you think of this episode. This episode is both a crossover reunion to Zoey 101 (even though Zoey, Nicole and James don't appear) and to celebrate the 12th anniversary to Victorious which is referenced in the episode. Sorry if anyone was out of character. Originally Zoey was meant to appear but after hearing what she did to Alexa (Nicole) and how the Spears are having problems with their career, I wrote her out and gave all of her lines to Dana, even though she was never seen again after season one. Originally this was to be served as a backdoor pilot to a Zoey 101 revival but now it's not happening. Stay tuned for the next episode which will be a special April Fool's Day episode. While Zoey and Nicole were mentioned a few times, there was no mention of James at all and his whereabouts are unknown so it's as if he never existed.
