The episode starts off in Robbie, Cat, Beck and Jade's apartment where Beck and Jade are crying with their bags packed when Tori, André, Trina and Sinjin walk in
"Hey what goes on?" Tori asked
"Shut the fuck up Vega!" Jade yelled
"Bitch." Tori said
"What's her problem this time?" André asked
"We're getting evicted." Beck replied
"What why?" Trina asked
"We have no idea." Beck replies
"What did you even do?" André asked
"Nothing!" Jade yelled
"Wait if you and Beck are getting evicted, does that mean Cat and Robbie are getting evicted too?" Sinjin asked
"No just Beck and Jade." Cat said
"Which is weird." Robbie said
"This is the worst April Fools Day ever." Jade said
"Wait since when do you like April Fools Day?" Robbie asked
"Shut up Robbie!" Jade yelled
"Man she's just pissed today." Trina said
"When isn't she pissed?" Sinjin asked
"Where are you guys going to live now?" Tori asked
"We don't know." Beck replied
"Beck what happened to your RV you had back in high school?" Trina asked
"Jade made me get rid of it." Beck said
"Why?" Trina asked
"Cause Jade West doesn't want to live in a stinky ass RV that's made for old people!" Jade yelled
"But aren't you Jade Oliver now?" Sinjin asked
"Sinjin!" Jade yelled
"I'll shut up." Sinjin said
"Well if this is going to be the last time we're all living together, why don't we all remember all the good times we had together for over the years." Cat said
"Cat that's actually a good idea." Beck said
"Who wants to go first?" André asked
"I will." Tori said
"Of course she's going first." Jade said
"What would you like to share Tori?" Trina asked
"Remember when I first started Hollywood Arts? I was lost, scared and confused. I was afraid that I didn't belong at that school." Tori said
"Yeah but you showed us that you can make it. You found a way to Make it Shine." André said
"You even stood up to Jade when she ruined your first day of school when she dumped coffee on you and called you a dog." Cat said
"Well she shouldn't have flirted with Beck!" Jade yelled
"I told you a million times that I bumped into him and spilled coffee on him." Tori said
"It's true she did." Robbie said
"Yeah whatever." Jade said
"Okay who's next?" Trina asked
"Me. Vega remember when you hired that Mrs. Lee girl to produce my play and almost ruined it by adding her irritating daughter into it?" Jade asked
"Yes Jade I remember. She still hates us." Tori replied
"Maybe she should have realized that her daughter is as talent-less as Trina." Jade said
"Is she still planning to get revenge on you?" Cat asked
"I think she already did when she forced me and Tori to work at Nozu 10 years ago when we couldn't pay for our meal." Robbie said
"Then you broke the plates and made you work all day and night." Tori said
"Yeah while you darted out." Robbie said
"I didn't break nothing. It was all on you." Tori says
"Cat remember when you dated that Evan guy and dumped you when he realized that you didn't have blue eyes or blonde hair?" Sinjin asked
"Why did you have to say that?" Cat asked
"Wait Cat remember that song I wrote for you?" Robbie asked
"Yeah I do." Cat said
Flashback to The Blond Squad where Robbie is singing his song
"Will there be meatballs?" Past Cat asked
"There would. And I think you're swell. I think you're swell. I think you're swell." Past Robbie replied
Back to the present, everyone is now suddenly in Josh & Mindy's house due to the April Fool's logic
"So that song wasn't for me?" Trina (Mindy) asked
"You would have known if you would have let me finish my sentence." Robbie said
"Besides not everything is about you." Jade said
"Yeah that's what caused people to not like you." Beck said
Everyone now sees that they are in Josh and Mindy's house and that Trina has turned into Mindy Crenshaw Nichols
"What the..." Trina (Mindy) said
"I Found A Way." Tori said
They look at the camera for a few seconds then they are back in their apartment
"Who knew we went through a lot of shit in high school." Beck said
"I can't wait for our reunion." Cat said
"Cat we had one back on Halloween." André said
"Actually it was more of a visit than a reunion." Trina said
"Yeah reunions are held 10 years after graduation." Tori said
"So our reunion isn't until 2024 while Sinjin and Trina's is in 2023." Robbie said
"Wasn't Sinjin supposed to graduate in 2012?" Cat asked
"I got held back a year." Sinjin replied
"Dumbass." Jade said
"Wait wasn't the world also supposed to end in 2012?" Tori asks
"I believe so." André replied
"Hey remember when we got locked in Beck's RV on the hottest day of the year?" Robbie asked
"Uh I want to forget about that." Trina said
"I didn't get trapped in that RV." Cat said
"Yeah cause you chose to be with hot boys all day instead of saving us!" Tori yelled
"We all could have died in there." Beck said
"I'm sorry I didn't know." Cat said
Just then Gary barges in without knocking
"Uh don't you knock?!" Jade asked
"Why are you here?" Beck asked
"To see if you two are packed." Gary replied
"Yes we're packed!" Jade yelled
"Bye you guys." Beck said
"Before you go, I have one thing to say to you. April Fools! Gary yelled
"Huh?" Everyone (but Gary) asked
"I got you two good." Gary said
"What is wrong with you?" Tori asked
"It's April Fools Day so I thought it would be fun to mess with them." Gary said
"One, never mess with me! Two, April Fools Day actually ended at noon which was over 9 fucking hours ago!" Jade yelled
"Yeah so you're too late for pranks." Robbie said
"Oh well in that case." Gary said
Gary runs out the door
"Get him!" Jade yelled
"Get back here!" Beck yelled
"You're going to fucking pay!" Jade yelled
Jade and Beck start chasing Gary
"Should we help or no?" Sinjin asked
"Nah we're out of time." Tori replied breaking the 4th wall
"Goodnight everyone." Cat says to the audience as the episode ends
The End
Ending Tagline: "Who knew we went through a lot of shit in high school." -Beck
A/N Let me know what you think of this April Fools Day episode. If anyone is out of character, it's okay since this is all due to the April Fools Day theme. Stay tuned for the next episode where Jade and Trina might finally become friends.
