The episode starts off with Tori walking into her kitchen only for everyone to pop out of nowhere
"Happy birthday Tori!" Everyone yelled
"Oh you guys." Tori said
"So how does it feel to be 28?" Trina asked
"No different than being 27." Tori replied
"We got big plans for you." André said
"We're having a big party and we invited Sikowitz, Lane, your parents and Helen." Cat said
"You guys weren't supposed to tell her!" Trina yelled
"You can still do it. I'll just pretend I didn't hear anything. But one thing I would love is to have Drake Parker perform at my party. Well I'm going for a walk." Tori said and walks out
"Doesn't she know Drake is in jail?" Robbie asked
"Clearly she doesn't." Jade said
"What do we do?" Sinjin asked
"Why don't we disguise one of you as Drake Parker and play one of his famous song I Found a Way?" Cat asked
"But none of us can't sing like Drake Parker." André said
"Hello you can lip sync." Trina said
"So who's going to be Drake Parker?" Robbie asked
"Beck is." Cat said
"How the hell is anyone going to believe that Beck Oliver is dressed like Drake Parker?" Trina asked
"Well he and Drake are both hot and are attractive to girls." Cat said
"She's right." Beck said
"Well she's not wrong." Jade says
"Robbie since you're a wig master, go make a wig that looks like Drake Parker." Sinjin said
"Already got one." Robbie said as he is now holding a Drake Parker wig
"How did you get that out so fast?" Trina asked
"Do you really want to no?" Robbie asked
"No I do not." Trina replied
"That's what I thought." Robbie says
Cut scene show's Tori at a store getting a drink at a gas station
"Tori Vega is that you?" A voice asked
"Who are you and how do you know my name?" Tori asked
"It's me Helen." Helen said as the audience cheers for her appearance
"What are you doing here?" Tori asked
"Your friends invited me over to your place for your birthday party. Whoops guess I shouldn't have said that." Helen said
"Nah it's fine they told me you were coming. Wait shouldn't you be in New York for that talk show host of yours?" Tori asked
"Tori you know I didn't actually go to New York for that. It was for an episode when I guest starred on that show Game Shakers." Helen said
"You seriously made a special guest appearance on that cheesy show?" Tori asked
"Robbie and Rex were there as well." Helen replies
"So what do you do now?" Tori asked
"I pretty much travel between Los Angeles and San Diego to see some old friends of mine." Helen replies
Helen's phone starts ringing as Gavin is calling via Face Time
"Speaking of old friends, I should take this. What's up Gavin?!" Helen asked
Split scene shows Gavin at the Premiere though as a customer since he no longer works there (read my Josh & Mindy fanfiction series to find out why) as the audience cheers for his special guest appearance
"Helen it's about Crazy Steve." Gavin said
"Oh man what did he do now?" Helen asked
"He's gone berserk again. He just threw hot butter at Craig and Eric." Gavin replied
Craig, Eric and Crazy Steve appear on FaceTime as the audience cheers for their guest appearances
"My face is melting!" Eric yelled
"I got butter in places that shouldn't have butter!" Craig yelled
"Happy birthday!" Crazy Steve yelled and throws more hot butter
"It's not our birthdays!" Craig yelled
"Besides that's not how you celebrate someone's birthday!" Eric yelled
"AHH!" Crazy Steve yelled and starts throwing more hot butter at Craig and Eric
"Stop throwing butter at us!" Craig yelled
"What do I do?" Gavin asked
"Well I'm no longer manager so it's not my problem. Call Josh and have him calm Crazy Steve down like he did about 15 years ago." Helen said
"Fine but I don't think he'll be happy since Mindy just gave birth to a daughter." Gavin says
"Oh Mindy has a daughter now?" Helen asked
"Yeah." Gavin replied
"When the hell did that happened?" Helen asks
"She gave birth to her daughter about a month ago." Gavin replies
"Aw damn it I can't believe I missed it. Well have Josh do it over the phone then." Helen said
"Okay, hey wait where are you?" Gavin asked
"In Los Angeles. I'm meeting up with some people I met when I was their principal at Hollywood Arts High School and it's one of their birthday's today." Helen said
"Who?" Gavin asked
"This girl, Tori Vega." Helen said as she shows Tori to Gavin
"Uh it's actually Tori Harris now." Tori said
"Wait that's the Tori you were talking about?" Gavin asked
"What other Tori would I be talking about?" Helen asked
"Well happy birthday Tori." Gavin says
"Thanks Gavin." Tori said
"You look so pretty." Gavin says
"Aw thanks." Tori said
"Hey are those real cheekbones?" Gavin asks
"Okay if one more person asks if my cheekbones are real, I'm gonna...!" Tori yelled but is interrupted by Craig and Eric
"Gavin stop talking on the phone and get this butter off our bodies!" Craig yelled
"And someone stop Crazy Steve!" Eric yelled
"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" Crazy Steve yelled as he is running around the premiere
"Helen I got to go." Gavin said
"Take care." Helen says
"Crazy Steve get back here!" Gavin yelled
Helen hangs up her phone
"Huh that Gavin guy sounds exactly like Robbie's old puppet Rex." Tori says
"I don't hear it." Helen said
"He also sounds like that character Brad from that TV show, Henry Danger." Tori said
"Now that I do hear." Helen says
"Okay well I'm heading back to my place now." Tori said
"You want a ride? I can give you one?" Helen asks
"Uh sure." Tori replied
Back with the others, they have set up lights and balloons when Mrs. Vega walks in
"I got some cake." Mrs. Vega said
"Set it by the table." André said
Mrs. Vega sets the cake down and sees her ex husband
"Hello Holly." Mr. Vega said awkwardly
"David." Mrs. Vega also said awkwardly
"Awkward." Cat said
Sikowitz and Lane walk in
"Are we late?" Lane asked
"No you're on time." Robbie said
"Where's the birthday girl?" Sikowitz asked
"She's on her way back." Trina said
"Beck get out here!" Jade yelled
Beck walks out and is dressed like Drake Parker
"You really think she's going to believe I'm Drake Parker?" Beck asked
"Couldn't hurt to try." Sinjin says
Tori starts to open the door and walks in
"Surprise!" Everyone yelled
"Oh you guys?" Tori asked
"Happy birthday baby sis." Trina said
"We got a surprise for you." Mr. Vega said
"Drake hit it!" Cat yelled
"Drake" starts playing a song
"I never thought it'd be so simple but I found a way! I found a way!" Beck sings
"Wait a damn minute. Drake Parker? What the hell are you doing here? You're supposed to be in jail serving your two year sentence." Helen said
Beck stops dancing as he is now busted
"What?" Tori asked
Tori takes off Beck's disguise
"Oh my gosh. Drake Parker is Beck Oliver?" Trina acts
"That's so crazy." Cat acts
"Who would have thought..." Robbie acts but Jade interrupts
"Give it up guys." Jade said
"What the hell is going on here?" Tori asked
"I want to know too." Helen said
"Okay Tori we didn't want to tell you this but Drake Parker is in jail for assaulting a 14 year old and you said you wanted him to be here so we dressed Beck up as Drake to perform." André said
"We're just as shocked as you are." Lane said
"Yeah what Lane said." Mr. Vega said
"Uh you guys knew about it too." Sikowitz said
"We didn't want to hurt her feelings ya boob." Mr. Vega said
"Heh that's what Drake's sister says to him and Josh." Helen said
"Are you okay Tori?" Mrs. Vega asked
"I'm sad that he's in jail but touched that you all would go so far as to getting Beck dressed like him." Tori said
"It was Cat's idea." Robbie said
"Her?" Helen asked
"Sorry." Cat said
"No don't be. This is the best birthday I ever had." Tori said
Tori hugs Cat
"Beck finish the song!" Jade yelled
Before Beck starts singing, Robbie gets a notification
"Wait according to this text I got, we can't sing someone else's song for private reasons." Robbie said
"David you're a cop, can't you do something?" Holly asked
"Not if I want to get fired." David replied
"Why can't we sing the song?" Trina asked
"I guess since Parker is in jail, no one can sing his songs." Helen said
"Well this stinks." André says
"Sorry Tori." Sinjin says
"For that? This was still a great birthday. I'm glad I have friends and family like you." Tori said
"I'm sure you are." Jade said
The End
Ending Tagline: "I got butter in places that shouldn't have butter!" -Craig
A/N Hope you liked this birthday episode. Helen from Drake & Josh appears and this is set during the same time as my Drake & Josh fanfiction revival. Craig, Eric, Gavin and Crazy Steve also make small cameos via FaceTime on Gavin's phone plus Drake, Josh, Megan and Mindy were all mentioned so this can be considered a mini crossover episode. Stay tuned for the next episode where the characters get put under quarantined due to one of them testing positive to the virus. Note that episode was made before the mask mandate was lifted depending where you live so if it was mentioned that they were wearing masks it's totally okay.
