Me: You know why I like this story so much?

Nile: Because you love me and Kyoya so much?

Me: No, well yes, but I was thinking more along the lines of being able to write whatever I want.

Kyoya: So you can take out all your anger and stress about homework out on characters in the story?

Me: Exactly! Like why I put Doji back in for this chapter.

Masamune: So that's why you're putting him in here! I thought it was... oh, I can't remember what I was going to say!

Me: So anyway, readers, I'm sorry I took so long to post. I've been super busy with homework and school activities that I haven't had a whole lot of free time. I just wanted to also note that I mention an (I guess you could call him an OC), Tyson Freshman, from my other story, but he doesn't play a main part. So please enjoy this chapter, which has been so long in the making.

WARNING: This chapter contains a completely out of character Doji and an overly happy Nile. (See, this is what happens when my homework-fried brain tries to write...)


Doji's Return... and Butter!

It was your average day in Metal Bey City, and just outside the town Tsubasa was having an epic battle with Akira, Kenta's friend, who was trying to prove that he was the better blader of the two.

"Psh... I don't understand why you even bothered to challenge me," Tsubasa said calmly. "Nor do I understand why you're filming it, Kenta."

"Hey, don't diss the camera," Kenta managed to say. "It may be old fashioned... but we're trying to make a documentary about beyblades, so we need to get some of Eagle's data." The camera was indeed old fashioned; it was also humongous! Kenta was having a hard time carrying it around to get all the different angles needed for their documentary.

"Yeah, don't diss the camera!" cheered Takashi from the sidelines where he and Osamu stood. The three amigos (Osamu, Takashi, and Akira) were the ones who had convinced Kenta to help them create their documentary.

"You know how much of my allowance I spent on that film?" shouted Osamu unnecessarily loudly.

"No, and we don't care." Kyoya had just arrived on the scene along with his friend Nile. When everyone looked at them curiously, Kyoya answered their yet-unspoken question. "Yeah, we came here because we heard a bey battle."

"I guess you could say that finding bey battles is like our sixth sense!" Nile exclaimed in an uncharacteristically happy voice. Then he turned serious. "But really, what's up with that camera?"

Kenta turned toward the Egyptian until the camera was pointed straight in his face. "Smile, Nile! You're on our new documentary!"

"Your new documentary? I didn't know you had an old one," Nile quipped back.

At the same time, Akira yelled at Kenta to turn the camera back toward him. Kenta obeyed, and soon the battle went on. Kyoya and Nile stuck around, probably because they had nothing better to do.

A few minutes later, after pointless clashes that Tsubasa was obviously holding back on in order to humor Kenta and his filming, the Eagle blader sighed. "Time to end this, guys. Kenta, make sure you get my good side on this shot." Eagle went flying into the air and then began to descend. "Special move, Shining Tornado Buster!"

"Oh yeah, epic!" yelled Akira even as his bey flew out of the stadium and stopped spinning. Tsubasa grinned, but just as Eagle was about to leap back to its blader a new bey crashed into it.

"Wha?" Tsubasa asked, startled as he caught his flying bey out of the air. The other bey's blader jumped down and caught his bey too as it flew to him, but fumbled on the catch, barely managing to hold on. Fortunately, Kenta had caught the whole thing on camera, for the newcomer was none other than the recently trouble-causing Doji.

Kyoya and Nile apparently had the same idea once they saw Doji's mess up. "Butter fingers!" they called out at the same time. Nile then went on to add, "Congratulations, the whole world has now seen you fail." He pointed to Kenta with the camera.

"WHAAAAT?!" Doji clearly hadn't expected to be taped when he had appeared on the scene.

It seemed Nile was in an especially good mood this day, because he asked "Tissue?" and held one out to Doji.

Doji took the tissue and then proceeded to cry a river of tears into it. Kyoya and Nile avoided the flood, dragging Kenta with them in order to save the film, which now had value to them thanks to the Doji failure scene. But everyone else just washed away (excluding Tsubasa, who somehow managed to save himself as well).

When the flood waters receded, Doji walked back up to Nile holding a sopping wet... something. "Here's your tissue."

Nile waved his hand dismissively. "Nah, you can keep it."

Doji nodded stiffly and walked away, probably plotting how he could wreck everyone's day, no, lives, for having seen him break down like that.

Now that Doji was gone, Kyoya and Nile realized that they were pretty hungry. They went to the local burger joint and realized as they walked into the doors that the joint had some new staff members; actually three to be exact. They were Madoka (busily taking orders at the register), Gingka, and Masamune. The latter two, being the trouble making duo that they were, were playing catch... with slabs of butter. But thankfully for all the customers, they were behind the counter, and therefore not interfering with diners.

Kyoya and Nile placed their orders and sat down at the only open spot left; a three person table. But just as they were sitting down, another person slid into the empty spot. "Oh, fancy meeting you two here," Doji said with a smirk on his face.

Nile rolled his eyes while Kyoya quipped, "What, is this supposed to be payback for earlier?"

Doji frowned but then laughed evilly. "Of course it is, you foolish foolish children! Muahahah-" SMACK! A stick of butter hit him across the face.

"Ha ha! You missed, Masamune!" the voice of Gingka was clearly heard from behind the counter. Apparently the game of catch with butter had turned into dodgebutter.

Doji scarcely had time to get over his shock when another stick whacked him on the shoulder. "On the contrary; you missed, Gingka!" This time it was Masamune speaking.

Kyoya and Nile glanced at each other with smirks at how idiotic Doji was looking with butter smears on him. King, Chris, and Dynamis, who were in town for a visit with their fellow Legendary Bladers, were openly laughing at their hated enemy (besides Rago and Pluto). Meanwhile, Doji was seething with anger. He stalked out of the restaurant without a single word to anyone.

Kyoya and Nile's burgers came then and they quickly ate and left, while all the other customers stayed to watch the game of dodgebutter escalate into an all-out food fight. The end of the food fight found Gingka and Masamune mopping up spaghetti from the floor of the now temporarily closed restaurant.

"Madoka, I thought we only sold burgers here," Gingka whined.

"It was today's special, smarty!" the angry Madoka answered.

- 4 hours later -

"Ah, this place is finally clean again," Madoka said with a sigh.

Masamune swiped his finger across a nearby table and inspected it closely. "Not a sign of spaghetti sauce," he said.

"That took forever!" Gingka said in a tired voice.

"Yeah, and now that it's clean, it's time to get it messy again!" Masamune happily announced.

The tiredness left Gingka completely. "Yeah!"

Madoka ran out screaming bloody murder, not wishing to spend another four hours cleaning up the boys' mess.

"Kyoya Tategami, I challenge you to a bey battle!" Julian Konzern demanded of the Wild Fang leader when he randomly crossed paths with Kyoya and Nile in Bey Park.

"Whatever," Kyoya said. "It's your doom anyway." Leone was placed on his launcher as Julian readied his Destroyer.

"Nile, you'll be the referee," Konzern commanded.

Nile shrugged and called for the countdown to begin. "3!"

"2!"

"1!"

dzzzzzz dzzzzzz

Julian glanced down at his pocket. "This did not just happen." His phone had began to ring right before his big battle.

"Better see who's calling," suggested Nile.

Konzern sighed and picked up. "Hello? - Can't you do it yourself? - But it's only named after me! - Stupid Freshman!" After that last shout, Julian hung up.

"What was that about?" Kyoya asked curiously.

"I don't know if you two know, but I recently opened my own business and named it after myself. It's called Konzern's Cleaning, and was meant to make my name more popular so that people would follow me in all my activities like concert piano playing and equestrian jumping. By the way, Antonius and I are going to participate in a huge contest this coming weekend, but that's getting off topic. So one of my employees is named Tyson Freshman, and he is a complete imbecile! He can't even clean up a burger joint without help! Now if you'll excuse me, I must go 'help' him. Bye."

Kyoya and Nile watched him walk out of Bey Park and toward the burger joint that the food fight had occurred in earlier. "Well, that was odd," was Nile's only comment.

Having nothing better to do now that Julian couldn't battle, the two friends decided to go on a scenic walk through the forest on the outskirts of Metal Bey City. They had hardly gone a quarter of a mile before running into Gingka.

"Gingka! How goes the food fight?" Nile asked with a smile.

"Lovely," the red-head replied, "but I decided to leave after Masamune decided to start another food fight right after we had cleaned up. I would have joined him, but I didn't feel like cleaning up for another four hours."

"Goody goody! Now we can battle!" came a voice from the trees.

Gingka frowned up at the speaker. "What are you doing up there, Doji?"

"I laid here in ambush," said Doji proudly.

"Well, nice ambush, captain obvious," Kyoya said back sarcastically.

"How lame," Nile added.

"Let's battle!" Gingka said. This was clearly more exciting than cleaning up spaghetti.

Doji smirked and leaped off the tree, doing a flip in the air and sticking his landing on a tall tree stump. Gingka turned to face him, but at that moment Doji lost his balance and fell off the stump onto his bottom. He got up quickly, however.

"Butter feet!" Kyoya and Nile laughed as they spoke yet again at the same times. Great minds really do think alike!

"Ha! You're such a klutz!" laughed Gingka, who was wondering how this guy had ever gotten anything done at Dark Nebula. I mean, he still had the butter from lunch on him!

Doji glanced distastefully at the teens in front of him. "Whatever, you'll all pay for this. You first, Gingka. 3! 2! 1!"

"Let it rip!" Pegasus and Wolf both circled each other, sizing the other bey up.

"Go Wolf!" Doji was the first to go on the attack. Pegasus lightly danced back.

"Pegasus, send him flying!" Gingka shouted. Pegasus whinnied and tossed Wolf into the sky.

"Yes Wolf, fly high and then come down and crush him!" Doji said with a smile. He then started to evilly laugh yet again when the noise of something interrupted him. It was the sound of Wolf getting stuck in a tree. It slowed down, stopped, and then fell to the ground with a clatter.

"Oh," was all Gingka could say.

"Butter bey!" laughed Kyoya and Nile, getting into the swing of their joke.

"Grrr... Stop it you two!" Doji growled, picking up Wolf.

"Great film, guys," came a small voice from behind Gingka.

Nile laughed. "I can't believe you actually filmed all of this, Kenta. This is priceless!"

Out of the corner of his eye, Kyoya saw Doji slowly pulling something out of his pocket. It was Nile's tissue! "Everyone, get to higher ground!"

Doji cried a flood, and thus Kyoya, Nile, and Gingka climbed up a tree, and Kenta and the camera made it half-way up a tree. Kyoya and Nile congratulated themselves with a fist bump for making Doji look like a total idiot. When they got back to Metal Bey City, though, an imposing figure was there waiting for them.

"Well well well, if it isn't Team Wild Fang and Gingka Hagane."

Gingka raised his hand and spoke, "Actually, Benkei and Demure are also part of Team Wild Fang, so technically you're incorrect."

"Well, technically, I don't care."

"Oh, just get to the point, Ryuga," Kyoya said with a sigh.

"I just wanted to tell you guys that I just saw Doji headed out of the area. When he slipped and fell off a slippery rock into a river I couldn't resist saying 'Butter feet' for some reason, and that made him really mad," the Dragon Emperor said proudly. "He then walked off saying 'curse that blasted Kyoya and his friend! They must have spread the story!' My question is, what story?"

"Kenta, let's play over that film for Ryuga," Nile suggested.

- At the Burger Joint -

"Tyson, did you clean up that mess yet?" Julian asked when he arrived at the scene to aid his incompetent worker.

"Yes boss, I just did." Tyson straightened up from where he had been leaning over wiping something up.

"You can't fool me," Julian said with anger. "It was Doji's river of tears that cleaned this place up. All you did was dry off that one wet spot on the floor. NO PAYCHECK FOR YOU, STUPID FRESHMAN!"


Me: I'm sorry if my updates aren't very often, but I'll do what I can, and won't give up on this story!

Kyoya: You'd better not.

Nile: Yeah, what he said.

Ryuga: Of course she will! She knows she needs to put me in here in a more important role than practically a cameo appearance at the very end! I'm the Dragon Emperor! I deserve better!

Kenta: [tugging on Ryuga's arm] 'Cmon Ryuga! I need you to star in the documentary!