I don't own dc superhero girls or suction cup man
It was a normal day in Metropolis and the girls were relaxing and watching Zee in a leg cast from what happen last time.
Zee: Ow my knee, I can't believe I sprain my knee from what happened.
Jessica: I know its rough, but you shouldn't have jump from your room, why didn't you call the police?
Zee: I didn't think of it.
Kara: Well that answers your problem.
Zee: MY PROBLEM, WHAT ABOUT THAT SUCTION CUP MAN!
Diana: Zee come down, we will take care of you until your better, until then, no mission until Zee is better.
Karen: We should worry about it, Lex might be causing trouble at Lex corp, (pulls out pictures) I got these pictures from Lex corp yesturday and saw some kind of rocket where he's at, I ask the police to check it out put couldn' figure out if its true.
Babs: I can go check it out if you want?
Diana: No, we stay here a heal Zee with our care.
Zee: Fine by me, as long as that mad, rude Suction Cup man dosen't show up.
Speaking of Suction Cup man, lets go to him right now in Metropolis city hall where he's lock up in a room with two body guards.
Suction Cup man: So the either of you want to tell me why you kidnapped me?
Guard: Please remain calm sir.
Suction Cup man: You can't kepp Suction Cup man trap, I'll suction cup my way out evantully.
Mayor of Metropolis: Are you Suction Cup man?
Suction Cup man: Maybe, fuck you, who wants to know?
Mayor of Metropolis: I'm the mayor of Metropolis.
Suction Cup man: Yeah fuck you.
Mayor of Metropolis: You had bad with your suction cups, Mr.Man.
Suction Cup man: Tell me about it.
Mayor of Metropolis: But I think there is some good you can do for us.
Suction Cup man: You think that I'm capable of good, just last week some magic chick almost died jumping off her window trying to fight me off her house.
Mayor of Metropolis: I understand that you believe that your suction cups can only bring destruction and saddness.
Suction Cup man: What? God no that was hilarious.
Mayor of Metropolis: But it may be your best interest to cooperate.
Suction Cup man: Hmm, I'm listening but still fuck you.
Mayor of Metropolis: These images were taken by Bumblebee.
Suction Cup man: Who?
Mayor of Metropolis: One of the Superheroes of these city, anyway, she took them from Lex corp, she believe that he is up to something that would end the city. Lex said it for the safty of the city, and we believe that to be a lie.
Suction Cup man: Do you really think that Mr.Lex was stupid to attack the city?
Mayor of Metropolis: Yeah, really.
Suction Cup man: O.
Mayor of Metropolis: We seen a hatch that is on the side of the rocket that can be disarmed, and this is where you come in Mr.Cup the hatch is really high and we can't get to not without the Superhero girls to help us.
Suction Cup man: So, what's in it for me?
Mayor of Metropolis: We'll grant you (hands contract) one free climb on anything you want.
Suction Cup man: Are you sure that your prepared to give me that kind of power?
Mayor of Metropolis: We had heard of you Mr.Suction, can you die?
Suction Cup man: You can't kill Suction Cup man.
Mayor of Metropolis: Then we have a deal.
Suction Cup man: Fuck yeah, let start the apocolyps.(signing contract)
Meanwhile, at Lex corp, Lex was getting ready to launch his rocket to sink the city.
Lex: This will start of a new city that will have we rule it and nothing will stop me.(laughs evily)
Lex worker: Sir, we got movement from the rocket.
Lex: The superhero girls?
Lex guard: No just one person and he's climbing the rocket.
Lex: I better check this out. (leaves the room)
Lex check out to his rocket and saw a person climbing it with suction cups. Lex ran outside to his launch spot to talk to him.
Lex: Hey, what in the world are you doing?
Suction Cup man: Climbing your rocket with suction cup dumass what do you think?
Lex: Why my rocket?
Suction Cup man: Why not your rocket?
Lex: Your delaying my plans to change this city to my image.
Suction Cup man: I'll delay your plans your plans all I want, LOOK AT ME GO!
Lex: Don't you dare disarm my rocket.
Suction Cup man: No, fuck you!
Lex: Back at cha.
Suction Cup man: And fuck right back ya fucking egghead.
Lex: Do you have any idea who I am, I'm the greatest man this city has ever seen, I give peace to everyone, I'll have the police arrest you for-
Suction Cup man: Hey I wrote you a song.
Lex: What?
Suction Cup man: It goes a little bit like this (play guitar) you're a bitch.
silence for a few seconds.
Lex: Ah-
Suction Cup man:(Singing and playing guitar) O you're a bitch, a bitch, a bitch, a biiitch (play harmonica)(flips lex off)
Lex: Get your sticky hands off my rocket right now!
Suction Cup man: I can't.
Lex: O really, why not?
Suction Cup man: Can't have you ending life, dumass.
Lex: Your life is going to end right now and I'm going to like it.
Suction Cup man: Probebly dosen't help that I was hired by the Metropolis Government.
Lex: (screams maddly) They must got that information from the Superhero girls!
Suction Cup man: O, that got you real angry, didn't it?
Lex: (screams maddly still).
Suction Cup man: Yup, I sure piss him off now.
Lex: That's it! I had it! I'm going to launch the rocket now! (runs to the control room to tell them to launch)
Suction Cup man: Ah o.(rocket lanched) Fuck, o shit, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck(disarming rocket),o shit!
As the rocket falls and hits the ground, Lex look outside and saw suction cup that are still on the rocket, but no Suction Cup man on it. Lex look at it and smiles.
Lex: You have delayed my plans this time, man with suction cups, but you won't be there when I.(looks up) O come on!
Lex sees Suction Cup man on a parashot while playing his guitar.
Suction Cup man: (singing while playing guitar) O your a biiiicth, your a biiiiiiiicth, your a bitch.
Lex looks at him with one eye twitching.
Suction Cup man: Bitch, thanks Mr.Luther you have been horrible, fuck off (floats away)
The next couple minutes later the newspaper said that Lex was launching a rocket that going to sink the city, Lex says, "I'm sorry, I won't do it again, not in a million years." The people saw it with shock, even the Superhero girls.
Kara: (reads newspaper)I can't believe we missed this mission, we could had done this.
Jessica: It wouldn't matter, we were order to stay put to take care of Zee anyway.
Babs: The important thing is that someone stop Lex from sinking the city.
Karen: But who is the question? I called Hal, he said that he and his team didn't do it.
Diana: We must honor him from what he has done, where ever he is.
Zee: And even better that the so called Suction Cup man hasn't bug me all day.(close her eyes)
Couple seconds later the girls heard a strange but familiar sound coming from outside Zee window. Zee open her eyes and saw Suction Cup man on her side.
Suction Cup man: How's it going Ms.Onelegged?
Zee: You again what is your problem!?
Suction Cup man: I haven't see you since last fall.
Zee: Get my daddy, he'll take care of him.
Kara: No prob, going now.(starts to leave)
Suction Cup man:(pulls out contract) Metropolis goverment parden bitches.
Kara: Parden, for what?
Suction Cup man: Read it and see.
Jessica:(reads contract) Wait you stop Lex?
All girls are shocked.
Suction Cup man: Yup, and thanks to them you all can't do shit, look at me go.
Zee:(screams in her pillow)
