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Sazuku opens the door and Jay-Jay and Leo walk into the mansion
"It honor to meet You, God," Sazuku said as he bows down in respect
"There no need to bow down, Sazuku," Jay-Jay said, He looks at the people in the room, "It's nice to meet y'all. I heard a lot about this team."
"Hopefully good things," Brian said
"There were good things I hear but mostly bad," Jay-Jay said
"Of course," Wedall said with a sigh, "Anyway, I get to the point. We would like to discuss for You to join our team, but, we have to discuss when Race is here or else he won't shut up about it for days."
"I can wait my child," Jay-Jay said
"Good," Wedall said with a small smile, "I will be in the training room if y'all need me." Wedall left the living room
"I see y'all guys later," Jay-Jay said
"Leaving already? I knew we were bad but I didn't think we were that bad," Wolverine said
"Calm down. I'm just going to get groceries," Jay-Jay said as He left the mansion and head towards the groceries store
The group looked at each other
"...At least, He didn't arrest us," Linhardt said with a yawn
"I like to think we get a good start with Him," Batman said
"Yeah, but knowing how this team is...they are gonna run Him off," Megami said
"Time will tell. I will be in my room," Sazuku said, teleported to his room
Everyone else heads to their rooms. Looking forward to what tomorrow will bring
8 hours and 6 minutes later
Kaguya couldn't get any sleep. She couldn't tune out the moans and screams coming from Quagmire's room or ignore Race's loud snore
She hates it here. She doesn't know why she joins the team in the first place. She hated living here with all these people. There is always something going on in this mansion and she could barely have peace to herself. And the people...most of the people are actually nice here but there is some she can't stand
She gets out of her bed and heads towards the kitchen. Hoping some shortcake would help her sleep. Once she made it to the kitchen, she sees Wedall sitting on a stool and sharpening his sword while humming a tone
Wedall looks up and sees Kaguya
"Morning Kaguya," Wedall said, he notices that Kaguya has bags under her eyes, "I take it you didn't sleep well?"
"*Shakes her head* I didn't sleep at all," Kaguya said with a yawn
"Let me guess, Quagmire and Race kept you up?" Kaguya nods at him, making Wedall smirk, "I knew it." Kaguya walks towards the refrigerator and opens it. She looks for her shortcake and noticed it wasn't there. A wave of anger rush through her but she kept her cool
"Wedall, where my shortcake?" Kaguya asked in a low tone
"Somebody ate them,"
"Who?"
"Who you think?"
Kaguya thought about it and then said:
"Goku?"
"Bingo,"
Kaguya should have known it was Goku who ate it because he always eating someone else food. She even put her name on it so the team can know it was hers and they can't have it unless they ask first but Goku didn't care
"Where he was?"
"He went fishing with Goten and Bloo,"
Kaguya sighs and started to head towards her room
The door opens. Thinking it was Goku, Kaguya head towards the door and was about to give Goku a piece of her mind, but she stopped once she sees it wasn't Goku instead it was Jay-Jay with lots lots and lots of groceries in His hands
Kaguya stopped in her tracks. She knew that He was coming but she didn't expect Him to actually come. He also brought them groceries
"Nice to meet you Kaguya Shinomiya," Jay-Jay said breaking Kaguya out of her thoughts
"It's nice to meet You, God," Kaguya said as she bows her head in respect. She is a big fan of Jay-Jay but she didn't believe He is God. Sure, He did defeat 500 ultipotent beings by Himself and came out of that fight unharmed, but it still is a pretty big stretch to think He is God.
"Here is your shortcake," Jay-Jay handed her shortcakes making Kaguya let out a small smile
"Thank you," Kaguya said, "I hope I don't offend or anything but I want You to prove to me that You are God."
"You didn't offend at all and I can prove it," Jay-Jay said as He put the groceries in the kitchen and He puts His hand on Kaguya's shoulder. The two teleported away from the mansion
The two arrived away from all of existence. Kaguya's eyes widened in amazement and awe as she sees all of existence. There were no words she can say to describe what she sees. It was one of if not the most amazing things she had seen
"Watch this," Jay-Jay said, He grabs all of existence and showed it to her in the palm of His hand. Shocking Kaguya, "All of the existence in the palm of My hand."
"Ok I believe You," Kaguya said, Jay-Jay puts back all of the existence in the previous place and teleported them to the mansion, "Well, thank You for that experience. It was...I can't even describe it."
"You're welcome," Jay-Jay said, Kaguya went to her room and Jay-Jay went to the kitchen and start cooking
2 hours later
Sazuku exits out of his room and stretches
'Time to wake the Troopers up,' Sazuku thought, he summoned his Draco and start shooting it in the air, "Wake y'all asses up!" The Troopers quickly came out of their rooms
"Damn! Do you have to do it every morning Sazuku?! Some people need their beauty sleep!" Oscar shouted annoyed at Sazuku's antics
"Well, not my fault that some people are hard to wake up," Sazuku said, Oscar just sighs and went down to the kitchen with everyone else. Everybody stopped in their tracks as they see Jay-Jay wearing a pink apron
"Oh, y'all up. Breakfast is ready," Jay-Jay said as He put down two huge plates filled with food, "Take a seat." Jay-Jay sat down
Everybody looked at each other and sat down at the table. They knew Jay-Jay was coming to meet them but they didn't expect Him to actually come and He fixed them breakfast too
Everybody grab a plate and put food on it. Once they were done, they tasted the food, and their eyes widened in awe and amazement. The food it was the most amazing thing they tasted and they feel like they were in heaven
It was quiet. There was awkwardness in the room. They are trying their best to make a good impression on Jay-Jay and they are trying their best not to offend Him.
"You know, there say God was a nigga. At first, I thought they were fools and thought that God is white but now, seeing You are here...I still don't believe that God is black," Uncle Ruckus broke the silence and the Troopers look at Ruckus like he has grown a second head. Dorothea smacks him upside of his head, "Ow! It's true!"
"Have some decency," Dorothea scolded Uncle Ruckus then look at Jay-Jay, "Sorry about Uncle Ruckus's behavior."
"There no need to apologize," Jay-Jay said, "Anyway, I need all of you are quite curious about Me, so ask away. Don't be shy."
"I hope this doesn't offend You or anything, but how we can be sure that You are God?" Wedall asked
Jay-Jay removed of His gloves and held out His hand, "Touch it and you will have your answer," Wedall get out of his seat and head towards Jay-Jay. Everyone looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders as they got out of their seats and head towards Jay-Jay. Wedall touch God's hand and his eyes widened in shock as everyone else did too
The power they felt...no words in any language can do describe this power if you can even be called it that. Not only that, they felt everything in all of existence. The feeling is is...they can't describe it as they can't find a way to. Jay-Jay pulled His hand back and put His glove back on
"...Whoa," That was all they can say. Still in amazement of what they felt and they headed back to their seats slowly
After a couple of minutes, they managed to regain their bearings
"How do You come into existence?" Edward asked
"I didn't. I have always existed," Jay-Jay answered, Edward just nods at the answer
"Why did You create us?" Grim asked
"Well, I wanted people to feel all the emotions I felt and I wanted everyone to live in a utopia where they can feel happy and be free," Jay-Jay said, then a sad smile appeared on His face, "But sadly, not everyone is happy and there are places that are ruled by tyrants and dictators." The Troopers heard the sadness and bitterness in Jay-Jay's tone and silently agree to leave it alone
"How do You feel about people who hate You and don't believe in You?" Ryoji asked he was always about how God feels about people who didn't believe in Him and who hated Him since God is supposed to be all-loving, even though Ryoji doesn't really have a high opinion on God, he does believe that if God is all-loving, then He loves all of His children no exception
"I don't blame them," Jay-Jay said, shocking everyone in the room
"Well, I wasn't expecting that," Erza said in a surprised tone
Ryoji's eyebrows raised at this, "Oh, why is that?"
"For those that hate Me...I can understand why they do. All the worlds I have been to and the things I witnessed...some of them were beyond horrific and the pain that my children have to go through is terrible. And for those who don't believe in Me, there isn't any really strong evidence of Me out there. Plus, I understand it is hard to believe that an all-powerful, all-knowing, all-present, and all-good God exists. Just know this...I will always love all of My creation with all of My heart," Ryoji is taken back by this. He was expecting his answer to be that He will strike down anyone who hated Him or didn't believe Him. Now, Ryoji didn't know how to feel about Jay-Jay
"I hope we aren't bothering You with these questions but how do You feel about gays, bisexuals, and transgenders?" Luna asked
"It always a joy to talk to My children. Love is love. And if you feel you are born in the wrong body, it is your body. Do whatever you want to it," Jay-Jay said
So far, Jay-Jay has surprised them. They didn't imagine Him to be like this. They thought He will be kinda stuck-up and take everything too serious but He pretty laid-back and easy to talk to
"Why do you create snakes?" Sazuku asked, he was curious on why God would create those sneaky, slithering things
"I created every species to be each other gifts," Jay-Jay said
Sazuku just looks at Him for a little while and then snorts, "Alright then."
"Are You a virgin?" Riley asked, this causes everyone to almost choke on their food or spit out their drinks. Before anyone can scold him Jay-Jay say something
"Yes, I am," Jay-Jay said. The answer didn't shock anybody but it did shock Riley
"What my nigga?! You're God. I thought You be with every bitch the world has to offer!" Riley shouted
Jay-Jay looks at Him with a disgusted expression on His face, "One, I think of everyone as My children and that will be weird and wrong. Two, I am blood-related to everybody in all of existence and that is incest," Now this shocks everybody in the room
"How is that possible?" Ichigo asked
"I made everyone blood-related to Me when I created existence," Jay-Jay said like it the normal thing in the world
"Okay then," Ichigo said, not sure how to feel about that
It went quiet for a few minutes until Danny broke the silence
"Well...this conservation had been something," Danny said in an amused tone
"Indeed it is," Jay-Jay said with a calm smile on His face, "I enjoyed talking to y'all. Don't be afraid to talk to Me or ask Me questions." Everybody nods at this as they did enjoy this
"Oh! I forget to ask You this! Will You-" Race didn't get to finish his sentence as Jay-Jay respond
"I am joining y'all," Jay-Jay said making the Troopers shocked at this
"Well, that was easy," Kung Lao said
"You know, Race has been surprisingly quiet during this whole ordeal," Michael said
"Now that you mention, he has been quiet and well-behaved," Rick said
"Yeah, he would usually be rowdy and say something idiotic by now," Akame said
"Come on guys, I have respect for Him," Race said, offended at the things they say about him
"Pfft. You have respect for somebody? What a surprise of the century," Viridi said
"Jesus, did y'all think I am that bad?" Race asked, everyone, looks at him
"Oh, you are worse than bad. You're one of the biggest reasons why we have bounties on our head and is hunted by governments across the Omega Omnisphere," Sam said
"Damn, they are getting on you," Ryoji said with a slight laugh, "It is true though."
"Oh, I know you ain't talking. You are the reason why we have the cops, the F.B.I., the Diamond Mambas, the Bronze Eagles, and the Invincibles on our asses in the first place," Leshawna said
Ryoji glares at her, "Hang on now. I was trying to help y'all to make money,"
"*Snorts* And you thought selling drugs was the best way to do it? Come on man, you should have known it was a bad idea from the get-go," CJ said
"It not like I pointed a gun to y'all head and force all of you to do it. I did what I thought was best," Ryoji said defensively
CJ just roll his eyes and said: "Yeah yeah. Whatever helps you sleeps at night,"
"He does have a point, Ryoji. There are better ways to make money," Wedall said
Ryoji glares at Wedall, "Don't you lecture you anti-social freak,"
"I'm just saying," Wedall said, not offended at Ryoji's words
"And you were wrong for getting them in the drug business," Sazuku said
"I was just trying to help. What do y'all don't understand about that?!" Ryoji is getting angry and a bit of his power is leaking out
"Do you really help us? Cause from what I can see...you just made our situation much worse," Sazuku said with a slight bitterness in his tone
Ryoji gets up from his seat and stares daggers at Sazuku, "Do you wanna go, boy?!"
"Oh, trust me. We can go all day and night if that what you want," Sazuku said as he gets up from his seat and a red gold aura surround him
Sensing a fight about to happen, Superman decided to intervene
"There is no need for a fight. We can talk this out like reasonable adults," Superman said in a firm tone
"Oh shut up, Superman! This doesn't concern you!" Ryoji snapped
"It concerns me when two of my teammates are about to fight," Superman said
"Keep talking and I will beat your ass next," Ryoji said in an angry tone
The Troopers are mad at Ryoji giving that almost everyone liked Superman
"That was not cool dude," Mordecai said
"Yeah. He was just trying to de-escalate the situation," Chun Li said
"I don't care what he tries to do! This mine and Sazuku's fight," Ryoji said
"At least apologize to him," Leonardo said
"Apologize to that nigga? You wish," Ryoji said
Before anyone could do anything else, Jay-Jay beats them to it
"Everyone settles down now," Jay-Jay said in a calm yet assertive tone causing everyone to stop what they doing, "Like Superman said, there is no need for a fight. So stop acting like children and talk this out like reasonable adults."
Sazuku and Ryoji look at each other for a couple of seconds. Sazuku just sighs and his aura disappears
"*Scoffs* Breakfast time is done anyway," Ryoji said as he walks out of the room
The Troopers looked at each other before Bloo said:
"As far our breakfast gatherings go, this is our best one,"
