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After breakfast, everyone went off to their own thing.
Jay-Jay is in the basement. Petting some of the animals and playing with them. This team He has joined is really something else. From what Derek told Him, they are very dysfunctional and they don't have a very good leader. It is a miracle how they managed to last so long and haven't killed each other
Jay-Jay broke out of His thoughts once a feminine voice calls His name
"Oh Jay-Jay~," Jay-Jay turns around and saw Vanessa Enoteca with a bottle of vodka in her hand and wearing nothing but a pink bra and panties, "I thought I would find you here."
"You guess right," Jay-Jay said
Vanessa wraps her arm on Jay-Jay's neck, "Anyway, I got a mission but I am gonna need some help," Vanessa said
"I will help," Jay-Jay said making Vanessa smile
"Great! Now, we need more people on this job," Vanessa then realized what she said, "Let me rephrase that-"
"It's okay Vanessa. I know what you mean. People are curious what I am like in action so I am gonna show them," Jay-Jay said in a gentle tone making Vanessa sigh in relief, "So come on. Grab the people you need and we'll be on our way. Meet Me at the garage." Vanessa nods and runs upstairs. Jay-Jay walks towards the garage
20 minutes later
Jay-Jay is sitting on a chair. Waiting for Vanessa to arrive
"We are ready Jay-Jay," Vanessa said coming out of the house with Arthur Morgan and Alucard in tow. She wore a slim, sleeveless, fit, red-violet top and miniskirt with red-violet evening gloves.
Alucard wore a charcoal suit, leather riding boots, an intricately knotted red cravat, covered by full-length, white gloves and red frock overcoat with a cape, red fedora with a wide, floppy brim, and a pair of circular, heavily tinted, wire-framed orange sunglasses with goggle sidings. He wielded .454 Casull and the Jackal
Arthur wore his summer gunslinger outfit and two Schofield Revolver in his holsters
"Alright then," Jay-Jay said as He gets up from His chair, "How do y'all want to get there?"
"I say by a car. We get to learn more about You," Alucard said he was curious to see what Jay-Jay is like
"I agree," Arthur simply said
Jay-Jay nods and enters a Mercedes-Benz with the rest following Him. Jay-Jay is in the driver's seat, Vanessa is in the passenger seat, Arthur and Alucard in the back seat.
Jay-Jay starts the car and drives off
In the living room
Kiryuu Shino, Bender, Nora Delrio, Roscoe Jenkins, Lucifer Morningstar, and Spawn aka Al Simmons are watching sitting on the couch and watching T.V.
They are still in disbelief that God Himself is living with them and is here to help them if He is sweet and kind as they say He is
However, there is one question...
Where is He gonna sleep at?
"Hey. Have Race figured out where Jay-Jay is gonna sleep at?" Bender asked as he takes a puff of his cigar
"Don't know. I'm pretty sure Wedall and Sazuku will figure it out soon," Roscoe said taking a sip of his beer
"Right. Knowing Sazuku he will probably put Jay-Jay in the master bedroom," Shino said making everyone snort at that
"Pfft. Like Race is giving up to his room," Nora said
"Although, that a sight to see," Spawn said imagining Sazuku dragging Race out of the master bedroom and giving it to Jay-Jay
"That it is," Lucifer said taking a sip of his wine
It was quiet for a moment until Shino decides to ask them a question
"So how to feel about Jay-Jay?" Shino is curious about how they feel about Him
"He different from my god," Spawn said still amazed how different Jay-Jay is from his god
"To be fair, I've always thought my big man was the only god but now that Jay-Jay shows Himself and proves that He is God. It complicated, to say the least," Lucifer said
"I never thought I will be alive to meet the Big Man. However, seeing that He is here when I am alive. It's crazy," Roscoe said
"As long He helps us, He good with me," Bender replied
"I have a lot of questions to ask Him," Nora said, "What about you, Shino? How do you feel about Him?"
Shino ponders for a moment, "I never believed in God. Now, that He proved He exists...I will learn more about Him before I make any judgments," She stated as everyone simply nodded
Suddenly, a brick comes into the room making everyone flinch and be on guard
"Fuck y'all! Especially you, Ryoji!" A gangbanger shouted. Spawn and Nora runs outside to confront the gangbangers. There was too late as the gangbangers was already gone
"Damn! I am getting tired of these gangs," Roscoe said loudly in a frustrated tone
"Which one was is it this time?" Bender asked
"It was the Bronze Eagles," Shino said while inspecting the brick, "The brick is painted Bronze."
"Man, we should do something about these gangs because this is getting out of hand now," Nora is angry at Ryoji as he is the one that gets them in trouble with two street gangs and the mafia
"That would be a bad move to do anything to them," Spawn said. He thought about the consequences of confronting them and none of the consequences aren't beneficial to them
"Hey. I value my life so leave me out of this," Bender remarked
"Spawn is right. There is no way we can stop them and getting away unscathed," Shino said. The door open and everyone got ready for a fight but it turns out it was only Derek
Derek wore a white t-shirt, dark blue cargo shorts, and red and white jordans
"Oh, it's only you, Derek," Lucifer said
"Good to see y'all again," Derek said he senses around the mansion and feels Race isn't here
"Geez, you have been gone a long time. How important was the mission?" Roscoe asked wondering where Derek has been the last 5 months
"I was on a sensitive diplomatic mission," Derek answered taking a seat on the couch and get comfortable, "Do y'all know where Race is at? I don't sense him in the mansion."
"He said he has to run some "errands" but we all know he is either drinking or gambling or both," Lucifer answered
"Oh. Do y'all know when he usually comes back? I need to talk to him," Derek said
"He usually comes back around dinner time," Spawn answered
"What do you need to talk to Race for?" Shino wondered. Derek said nothing instead he give her a piece of paper. Shino reads it and her eyes nearly bulge out of sockets
It was an eviction notice and that they had till next Friday to pay $3,750,000,000 or get out
"This can't be right," Shino said in a disbelief tone
"What's wrong Shino?" Nora said Shino gives the paper to Nora. Once Nora reads it, her eyes widen, and a wave of anger rush through her, "That damn idiot! He told us that he pay for the house! Fuck!"
"Whoa whoa whoa. What did Race do this time?" Roscoe knew that Race is always getting into some trouble but it can't be that bad this time, right?
Nora gives the paper to Roscoe and Roscoe reads it. Roscoe is stand corrected as bad is an understatement this time. "No way...3,750,000,000 dollars? There no way we can come up with this much money," Roscoe couldn't believe. He knew Race is not that bright but Race has always been honest even though he could tone the honesty down to save them trouble as they are already deep in trouble. But to lie like this? This is stupid even for Race
"What do we need that much money for?" Lucifer asked
"Turns out, Race fucking lie to us. We need to pay owners for this place that much money or else we get fucking evicted," Nora said with bitterness laced in her voice. Bender, Lucifer, and Spawn are shocked at the news/ They knew Race is an idiot but for him to hold a lie like this is out of character for the titan
"..." Spawn is speechless as he is too shocked to say anything
"...I would say that is a surprise but that would be vastly understatement," Lucifer sips his wine as he couldn't be believed what is happening
"Oh, there is no fucking way I am getting fucking evicted! That has to be some bullshit!" Bender shouted in angry and distress as he took the paper and reads it. It is not fake or anything as it is legitimate, "Oh fuck! It's real!" Bender crumbles the paper and throws it in the trash can
"What do we do now?" Shino's voice started to crack and tears threatened to fall from her eyes. They are being hunted down by governments across the Omega Omnisphere. Now, there are facing eviction. Shino doesn't know how much she can take of Race's bullshit
"Hey, guys, it gonna be alright," Derek tries to soothe them
"Bullshit, it gonna be alright! We are getting evicted from the mansion! Now, we will be homeless! On the streets, begging for money but they aren't gonna give us any money because we are the Troopers! We are screwed!" Nora snapped at Derek
"I understand that you are angry, but don't take it out on Derek. He was just trying to help is," Roscoe said in a soft tone
Nora takes a deep breath and tries to calm herself
"I'm sorry, Derek. It just-" Nora didn't finish her sentence as Derek cut her off
"It's okay, Nora. I understand you are angry," Derek said with a dismissive wave, "Here's the plan. Gather the Troopers around dinner time and we will discuss this around that time. Got it?" Everyone nods and they went back to watching T.V. or at least try to
With Jay-Jay's group, Wisconsin, 5:40 P.M.
The group made it to their location
They were on the cliffs far away from the base they are going to raid.
Arthur scouts the base with his binoculars while Jay-Jay uses His absolute sight to look around
"How many people are there?" Vanessa asked while sipping her wine
"650," Jay-Jay answered, "Before you ask. What we are dealing with here are Aks, bazookas, RPGs, drones, landmines, etc."
"Hmm, sounds fun," Alucard said with a bloodthirsty grin
"Can't You use your God status to scare them off?" Arthur asked
"You be surprised at how many people tried to fight Me," Jay-Jay said, "I can tell all of you now that they aren't going down with a fight."
"Figures," Vanessa said then she gets an idea, "Say, do you mind if me and the other two will sit this one out? I'm kinda curious to see You in action."
"As much I want to join in the fun, I would like to see You in action as well," Alucard said dying to see God Himself in action
"I would like to help but I have to side with these two," Arthur said
"Fine. If y'all want a show I give y'all a show to remember," Jay-Jay said, "I give y'all an option to pick. Sword, bare-handed, guns, magic, or knife?" The three pondered at the question for a couple of seconds before they decided their answer
"Knife," The three said in unison. Jay-Jay nods and took a huge combat knife out of nowhere. He charges at the base. Not bothering to do this quietly
The guards heard someone running towards them. They turn around and saw Jay-Jay running towards them. The two guards nearly had a heart attack
"Oh shit! Is that who I think is?!" The guard shouted in disbelief
"Nah, nigga! I see it too! It really is Him!" The other guard said in shock. He couldn't believe he saw his idol running towards them.
With the intention to fight them. Wait, with the intention to fight them?
Jay-Jay had entered the base and already begun knocking out members and making quick work of the base
The group is memorized by His performance. They knew He was possibly the best fighter since He God and all but to see Him in action is a whole different story and they knew all the stories they have heard about Him have watered down and didn't do Him any justice.
"...Damn," That what was all Arthur could say while the other two is speechless about what they saw
The two guards were also memorized by the battle. However, they broke out of it when they saw Jay-Jay is walking towards them. The two guards froze. They wanted to aim their weapons at him but they couldn't bring themselves to do it. How could they? He was their hero and idol. Plus-you get it by now
They did the most logical to do. They drop their weapons and held their hands up in the air.
And they charged at Jay-Jay and they both cocked their fist back and launched at Jay-Jay. Jay-Jay caught both of their fists and hit their pressure points. Knocking them out
The two guards disappear and Jay-Jay puts away His combat knife. He teleported towards where the group was.
Alucard claps at Him
"Excellent performance," Alucard said with a satisfied smile
"Wow! The stories didn't do you any justice," Vanessa said happy to know that expectations were blown out of the park
"You are hella of fighter, Jay-Jay," Arthur said still amazed at what He saw
"Thanks. Now, we have a stop to make then we head back to the mansion," Jay-Jay said making the other three curious at what stops to make. The four got in the car and Jay-Jay starts the car
"What stop do we have to make?" Vanessa asked
"Turns out our leader didn't buy the house. He rented the house and he hasn't paid in five months. I have to pay a visit to the owner and pay the rent off," Jay-Jay explained. The three is shocked, angry, and most of all, they were impressed with Race
"Even though I am angry with him, I have to give him credit for managing to hide it from us," Vanessa said in an impressed tone. She never thought she never see the day that Race managed to hide a secret and actually kept it
"I can't believe that fool kept this from us," Arthur said. He had a low opinion of Race but Arthur always thought that Race is an honest man and couldn't hold a secret. But to hide a secret this big? It's kinda impressive for him
"I will get on him about this. Right now, just relax and I will take care of this," Jay-Jay said. The three nodded and tried to calm down.
They wondered if the team knows about this yet. If they did, well, it gonna be a shit show if they did. If they don't, well, they are in for a surprise and it gonna be a blood bath.
