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12:43 A.M., Troopers Mansion
The Troopers are in the kitchen. Waiting for Race to show up
"We have been waiting for him the past 4 damn hours," Revy said as she tapped her foot impatiently then she looks at the group that got them waiting for the past hours, "If he doesn't show in the next couple of minutes...my foot is going up on y'all asses and I'm heading to bed." The rest of the Troopers nods in agreement as most of them are tired of waiting for Race. They stay because well it deals with Race and he puts all of them in bad situations almost of the time. However, they have been living with Race for the last 5 months now and they figured they know enough about Race to know whatever situation he got them in...they will know how to deal with it and go back to the usual. Right?
"Yeah. Plus, we have better things to do than deal with that imbecile," Nick said in a tired tone
"We understand that you have better things to do and that all of you are tired, but please stay. This is serious," Shino said in a pleading tone. She really wants them to stay as Race has lied to them and got them in a very horrible situation. They were already struggling as is. She doesn't want to add homelessness to their situation especially when things are starting to lookup
"Then why wait for him? You can just tell us," Vida said, "Besides, all of you are probably worrying too much about this. We have lived with him for five months now. It is probably nothing new and something we have dealt with before. We solve the mess and it back to the usual." Oh, she has no idea what trouble Race has got them into
Shino, Bender, Nora, Roscoe, Lucifer, and Spawn all looked at each other. They all wanted to tell them right away, but they knew Derek will insist on gathering all the team and telling all of them at the same time as he thought it will be better if everyone is here and know the news. Turns out everyone isn't even here. Vanessa, Jay-Jay, Arthur, and Alucard aren't here as Vanessa told them that she is going on a mission with them. They don't blame them though as they know that Jay-Jay is literally God so they thought probably get caught with all the stuff that He sought to do today. Derek went to deal with an evil dragon god that was attacking elsewhere in the Superverse. The surprising thing is that Race isn't here as everyone knows Race doesn't miss dinner no matter what he was doing previously. Seeing that the Troopers' patience is wearing thin...they nod to each other and decide it best to tell them.
Nora takes the paper and slams it on the table. Naruto was the first one to pick it up and read it. His eyes widened in shock once he was through reading it
"Oh, this isn't any ordinary situation that Race got ourselves into," Naruto said in disbelief as he couldn't believe this
Star's eyes lit up in curiosity, "Oh! Can I see can I see?!" Star was fidgeting in her seat
Naruto sighs and hands the paper to her, "I wouldn't get too excited if I were you," Star snatches the paper away from Naruto and reads it
And her eyes bulge out her sockets
"What?! I thought he bought the house!" That wakes up most members of the Troopers as they are getting more curious and a little worried about what going on now.
"What is it Star?" Juliet asked as she is dying to know what is going on with the house.
Star wanted to tell them, but she choked. How could she? They were already in a bad situation with being hunted down and hated across this plane of existence. Now, they are being evicted?! It seems that they are on a string of bad luck and this adds to it. She tries to be happy for the team, but she is having a hard time doing that as life continues to hate them for whatever reason. Sure, they managed to get Jay-Jay but it seems that everyone is under the impression that He is to help build their reputation back up and get them back accepted into the public. Plus, it feels wrong to ask Jay-Jay for feel as He is probably already dealing with enough things as is and she doesn't want to add to it.
Tired of waiting for her response, Ryuko snatches the paper away from Star and reads it. Once she was done reading it, she slams the paper on the table and is breathing hard.
"$3,750,000,000 for rent or get out?! I thought he pay for the damn house!" Ryuko shouted in anger and disbelief. She knows not to expect much from Race, but she knows that he has always been an honest man even though he needs to know how to shut up sometimes as it would save them from some trouble. And yet, he managed to lie about this and kept it secret for five months till now. Although, she is angry at him...she has to admit, she is impressed that Race managed to hide this for so long.
Now this has everyone wide awake as they can't believe what they are hearing
"Let see me that," Sazuku said. Ryuko handed the paper to him and he starts to read it, "That sneaky motherfucker! I should have known better that he paid for the house!" Sazuku slams the paper almost causing the table to break. He is angry at Race but most importantly, he is angry at himself as he thought he should have known that was no way that Race has paid for the house. How could he be so stupid?
"So, I guess it true then," Sonic said with a sigh, "Any way to come with $3,750,000,000 quickly?"
A Pimp Named Slickback lets out a devious smile, "I mean the women can be-"
The women all slam their fists down on the table, "NO!" As all of them know where A Pimp Named Slickback was going with this. That and they need to stop slamming things down on the table as the poor table can't take it anymore
A Pimp Named Slickback raised his hands in the air and lets out a frown, "It was just a suggestion,"
"Not a very good one," Wedall said as he rolled his eyes then turns his attention back to the entire table, "Look we need a find ways to come up with money and quickly, or else we will all be out on the streets. Any suggestions?"
"Oh! We can be mercenaries!" Luffy suggested
"We tried that and no one else wants to hire us after our bounties have gotten too high," Gloria shot down
Luffy is saddened by this and pouts, "Well, I got nothing then,"
"What about that Genesis Bancorp? It has enough money to pay for our rent and to keep all of us fed for the next couple of years," Micah said. He thought about robbing the bank for the past couple of months now. And he thought it could work if the Troopers are willing to rob the bank. The Troopers have enough manpower to rob the bank and they are pretty smart too. It just that doesn't get along well will cause them to fail the robbery and they will be caught by bounty officers or the police. Not only that, too many members on the team have so many damn morals that it disgusts Micah as he feels that it will be their downfall. He also feels that their morals are causing them not to use their powers and abilities to their full advantage. He will not say it in front of their faces though, as he knows that many people on the Troopers can kill him easily
"That will be nice, but no. I tried to rob a couple of banks here, but the weapons here are enough to pose a threat to me," Ryoji shot down. He remembers trying to rob a couple of banks here and none of them have worked. The guns here are powerful enough to hurt him. Not only that, the guns also have a special ability to slow his healing factor here which surprised him as he and everybody else on the team know that he has the best healing factor besides Jay-Jay and Derek. He also knows that everybody in this world stays strapped even the kids and the babies. He went all over the world to rob banks and all of them ended with him running out of the building with nothing in his hands and everybody in the bank chasing after him with all different types of guns
"Well to you, but now that we have Jay-Jay and Derek here. We can get them to rob it for us and we will be rich for the rest of our life," Micah suggested. That is the main reason why he feels so confident about robbing this bank. He may not know enough about Jay-Jay and Derek, but he knows that those two are the most powerful and strongest members of the Troopers if they are powerful as people said they are. He also thinks that Jay-Jay and Derek are also putting on a facade to blend in as he thought those two are the most powerful of the Omega Omnisphere or all of existence. They don't have to abide by the laws as who is gonna stop them? They can probably rob the bank in broad daylight and walk away with no stopping them
Ryoji snorts, "If you really think that Jay-Jay and Derek are gonna rob the bank then you must be smoking something and I want some of that,"
Micah just shrugs at his response, "Just a suggestion to think about,"
"Not a very good suggestion," Hijikata said as she crosses her arms
"Just think about it and you may come around it sweetie," Micah said with a sick grin as he ogles at her body while Hijikata just roll her eyes at him and ignored him
Before anyone can give out any more suggestions, the door to the kitchen opens and everyone turns to see who it is
"That was a wild-ass game," Race said as takes off his coat and put on the jacket hanger, "Any of you save me some leftovers? I could eat 20 courses meals." Race turns around and saw the Troopers looking at him with more anger than usual. It was quiet and it frankly scare Race a little bit as they were usually talking or arguing with each other and it also means someone did something so terribly wrong and they want to discuss with words or with their fists. And given how they are looking at him, he is that someone
It continued to be silent until Sazuku broke it, "Mind explaining this?" Sazuku throws the paper at Race who catches it. Race reads the paper and...
"Oh, you are mad about this? I wouldn't trip about it if I was y'all," Race said in a nonchalant tone as he doesn't see why they are tripping about this as it wasn't that big of a deal
The Troopers are baffled by this. Not that big of a deal?! Everyday Race manages to find a way to make them angry and disappointed at him. Sure, they know he wasn't that bright, but even he has to know that this is bad. Sadly, he doesn't think this is bad and a big deal. They want him to be a leader that they can be proud of but they are slowly losing faith in him
"Not that big of a deal?! We about to be kicked out of this mansion and be on the streets! That isn't big deal to you!" Audrey shouted in anger as she stands up from her seat
"God, I know you wasn't the smartest but this is a low even for you," Stewie said
Race rolls his eyes at them, "Oh hush! Ain't any of you doing a damn thing around here! Only me is doing some work around here! Maybe if y'all help we wouldn't be in this so-called mess!"
"Yeah, like gambling all the money we earned is work," Satellizer said with venom laced in her voice, "And you told us you pay for the house. Not that you rented it out. If we would know from the get-go, we would found some work one way or another."
"Bullshit!" Race accused as he thought he told that he rented out the place
"It isn't bullshit. You told us that you pay for the house for the past of couple months," Bulma said
Race looked at her like she was crazy, "I thought buying the house and renting is the same thing?"
The Troopers facepalm. How this man is their leader is a question that has been on their minds for the last 5 months
"No, renting is to pay for the use of something and buying is the exchange for payment," Malcolm explained
"Oh," Race simply said, "I don't see the difference." This causes everyone to sigh. Of course, he doesn't see the difference. Thinking that the discussion is through, Race starts to head upstairs but he was stopped
"Where are you going? We all need to find a way to pay our rent," Wonder Woman said
Race turns and looks at them, "What do you mean?"
"Seeing as that it was your fault for not telling us about the rent and our fault for not making sure that you were paying for the house. It is our responsibility to come up with a solution," Morrigan said with everyone nodding in agreement
"I have already a solution," Race said making everyone curious about what is his solution
"And may you enlighten us on this solution is?" Ainz asked
"Easy, I just ask Jay-Jay to pay for it or Derek since he is here now," The Troopers just looked at each other then look back at Race
"Look, we get that Jay-Jay and Derek are naturally helpful people, but we can't rely on them for everything as they probably already have enough on their plate," Wedall said
"We don't expect much from you, but it seems that you manage to find a way to disappoint us even more. Are there any more ways that you can surprise and disappoint us?" Ragna asked in a tired tone
Before Race can say something, there was a knock on the front door.
Everybody was on guard and take out their weapons just in case
"Who would be knocking at this time of night?" Vito asked while cocking his shotgun
"Either Vanessa and her group is back or Derek is back from his mission or bounty hunters," Francine said
"If it is latter...I buy all of you some time to escape," Kumiko said as she readied her baseball bat, she slowly walk towards the front door while the archers and gunslingers covered her. She made it to the door and she slowly starts to open it and it revealing Ozeus. Everyone let a collective sigh of relief as it just was Ozeus, "You scared us. What are you doing-" Kumiko didn't get to finish her sentence as Ozeus gently push out of the way and angrily walked towards the kitchen. He looks on around and saw Race on the stairwell. He walks towards the stairwell and punches Race in the face. Making Race drop to the ground and spit out blood
The Troopers flinched at this and are shocked that Ozeus just randomly punch Race as Ozeus is peaceful and quiet
"What the hell is your problem Ozeus?!" Ryoji asked as he liked Race
Ozeus didn't answer instead he glare daggers into Race. Race wiped the blood from his lips. He gets up and sent a haymaker towards Ozeus. Ozeus catches it and knees the titan in the gut. Race spits out saliva and drops to his knees. Ozeus picks up Race from the collar of his shirt and begins to repeatedly headbutt him
"Alright, that is enough!" Ryoji jumped over the table and rush towards Ozeus. He grabs Ozeus from behind and tries to pull him off of Race. Ozeus isn't having it enough and elbowed Ryoji in the face. Sending Ryoji flying out of the house and into South Korea. Seeing that things are beginning to get out of control, a handful of the Troopers decided to try to pull off Race. Hulk and Superman grabs Ozeus's right arm while Sazuku grabs his left arm and Wedall pulls out katana in case he has to fight Ozeus himself
"Get off of him!" Sazuku shouted trying to drag him out of the house
"Calm down, Ozeus and we can talk this out like reasonable adults!" Aang shouted trying to talk some sense into him
"And what is your problem with Race?" Courtney asked
"And we can find a solution to your problem with him as we already probably dealt with that problem before," Saeko said
Ozeus ignore them. He throws Sazuku into space and pushes Superman and Hulk into the table. Finally putting the table out of it misery. Race manages to break Ozeus' grip off his shirt and he grabs Ozeus by his waist and runs into the kitchen's door. Breaking it and diving into the ground. Sending a shockwave throughout the xennaverse. Race is on top of Ozeus and the titan sends a punch to Ozeus' head but Ozeus simply move his head out of the way. Causing Race to punch the ground, forming a 200 feet crater. Ozeus grabs Race and rolls them over. Now, Ozeus is on top of Race and he begins to wail on the titan. The Troopers run outside and jump into the crater. They all begin to try to pull Ozeus off of Race. Most of them may not like Race much but they don't want to see him murder in front of their eyes
"Enough! Explain what he did and we can help you!" Lightning shouted trying her best to stop Ozeus
"Come to your senses! This isn't like you!" Wedall shouted
Derek is walking to the front door.
He completed his mission ten minutes ago. Now, it was time to talk to Race as he needed to lecture him about going behind their back. When he made it on the porch, he hears commotion coming from the backyard. Curious, he decided to check it out. He walked to the backyard with his hands in his pockets. Once, he sees what is going on. He quickly rushes to the crater and jumps in it. He grabs Ozeus and easily pulls him off of Race. Ozeus tries to escape from Derek's grip but to no avail. After a couple of more attempts, he gives up and sighs angrily
"Do any of you mind telling me what happens?" Derek asked. He is surprised that Ozeus of all people is attacking Race as he figured it would be Sazuku that would be the one to fight Race
"We were just talking the newly discovered rent and Ozeus invited himself in and start attacking without a word," Rapunzel told Derek who nodded at what she was saying
"I see," Derek looked at Ozeus with a disappointed look, "I expected better from you, Ozeus. Why did you attack Race?"
Ozeus look at him with a mean look. After what felt like an eternity, he finally spoke, "Why am I mad at him?! He fucked all 45 of my daughters!"
Silence. That what Ozeus was met with
The Troopers' eyes widen at this. Some of them gasped and some of their mouths is agape. They couldn't believe what they were hearing. Race, the musclebound idiot, managed to fuck all of his daughters?! Wow, they have heard it all now
"...Oh my," Akeno broke the silence as she was in disbelief about this day
"Okay, I can see why you are mad at that, but your daughters all are grown women and they are able to make their own decisions," Medaka said in a soothing tone. Hoping to cool Ozeus down
"That the not bad part! He got all of them pregnant and they're all his!" Ozeus shouted in rage
Now, this really shook the Troopers to their core. He got all of them pregnant?!
"...I need a drink," Gintoki said as he head back inside the house to drink this night away
"What the fuck, Race?!" Sazuku shouted as he recovers from his injuries from Ozeus, "You didn't wear protection?!"
Race shooks his head no as he still healing from the injuries he got from Ozeus
Sazuku just sighs as he can't believe what is happening. First, they found there $3,750,000,000 behind on rent. Now, there found he has 45 baby mamas?! It was one helluva night for all of them
"Not only that, he also fucked my wife and got her pregnant too!" Ozeus shouted
"You fucked the mom too?! Have you have no shame!" Lori shouted
"Damn my nigga! You managed to fuck all of them?! That my nigga right there!" Riley shouted with a smile as he is amused by the whole situation. His smile disappears once he was smacked in the head by Kochou, "Ow! What was that for?!"
"Have some decency! The man is already going through a crisis and he doesn't need you to egg it on," Kochou said in a stern tone. Riley just pouts and gives her the bird
"He also fucked my mom, my grandma, 10 of my sisters, and 3 of my cousins! And they're pregnant too!" Ozeus shouted. Oh, he wanted to kill Race right then and there. But he can't as Derek is still holding him back from attacking Race
"...I ain't got shit to say," Momoyo simply said before she heads off back inside and went to her room to get to some sleep
"Alright! Give me some five!" Quagmire said as he went to Race and try to high five him, but Race just ignore him
Isabela just shook her head at Quagmire and turns her attention back to Ozeus who had his down once he manages to calm himself down, "I'm sorry you have to go through that, Ozeus. Is there any way we can find a way to help or punish Race?"
Derek finally lets Ozeus go as he feels that Ozeus is out of his murderous rage. Ozeus stroke his chin as he thinking ways that they can help or punish Race. So many good ideas, but he feels that the Troopers won't go that far as he knows that most of them are good people. After a couple of minutes of more thinking, Ozeus find a way that they can help him and punish Race for his misdeeds
"All of the babies are going under Race's care," Ozeus said with a smirk spreading across his across
The Troopers eyes widen at this
"Whoa whoa. Let's think about this rationally," Ryoji said as everyone spun and saw Ryoji is soaking wet, "I like Race, but we all know he is irresponsible and immature as hell. No offense, Race."
"None taken," Race said as he recovered from all of his injuries
"Not only that, but we have enough mouths to feed. We don't need anymore," Double D said
Ozeus scoffs at them, "You offer to help me and punish that fucking bastard. Don't back down now,"
"We understand that, but I'm afraid we won't be able to do that," Izuku said
"Well, that too damn bad! Race made his choices and y'all made yours. If you excuse me, I'm in the middle of a divorced and I want to get over it as soon as possible. Until then, ta ta," Ozeus said as he teleported away leaving the team alone
The Troopers are now already in another tricky situation. They can't believe that Race of all people gets 61 women pregnant and now they are gonna be responsible for all the babies. What are they gonna do? Lincoln Clay say what they were all thinking
"...The fuck you got us into, Race?"
